{"id":3661,"date":"2022-07-14T14:00:34","date_gmt":"2022-07-14T11:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/?p=3661"},"modified":"2022-07-14T14:00:34","modified_gmt":"2022-07-14T11:00:34","slug":"a-man-with-no-arms-went-to-a-monastery-to-apply-for-a-job-as-a-bell-ringer-r-dadjokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/linkki\/3661","title":{"rendered":"<svg class=\"svg-icon svg-icon-link\" aria-labelledby=\"title-69d83920ead16\" role=\"img\"><title id=\"title-69d83920ead16\">Link<\/title> <use href=\"#link\" xlink:href=\"#link\"><\/use> <\/svg>3661"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-layout-basic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/old.reddit.com\/r\/dadjokes\/comments\/vyort6\/a_man_with_no_arms_went_to_a_monastery_to_apply\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"a man with no arms went to a monastery to apply for a job as a bell ringer\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><div class=\"vlp-layout-zone-main\"><div class=\"vlp-block-0 vlp-link-title\">a man with no arms went to a monastery to apply for a job as a bell ringer<\/div><div class=\"vlp-block-1 vlp-link-summary\">The monk told him but sir, you have no arms, how will you ring the bell? The man said, \u201d just lead me to the bell and I\u2019ll show you.\u201d So they...<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14097],"tags":[15039],"class_list":["post-3661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-in-english","tag-humour","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3662,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661\/revisions\/3662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/kettinki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}