{"id":12761,"date":"2010-05-06T18:35:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T15:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=12761"},"modified":"2011-07-21T16:52:38","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T13:52:38","slug":"kolonoskopia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/05\/06\/kolonoskopia\/","title":{"rendered":"Kolonoskopia"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Loperamidimolekyyli\"<\/a> Tiis\u00adtai\u00adna kur\u00adva\u00adsin apo\u00adteek\u00adkiin, ja suun\u00adta\u00adsin siel\u00adl\u00e4 vat\u00adsao\u00adsas\u00adtol\u00adle. Aptee\u00adkin\u00adtyt\u00adt\u00f6 oli oikein suju\u00advas\u00adti k\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4\u00advis\u00ads\u00e4, joten kun en omin p\u00e4in l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt etsi\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni Colons\u00adte\u00adri\u00adlia, tie\u00addus\u00adte\u00adlin sit\u00e4. Se oli\u00adkin jau\u00adhee\u00adna pur\u00adkis\u00adsa, eik\u00e4 val\u00admii\u00adna nes\u00adtee\u00adn\u00e4 isos\u00adsa ton\u00adkas\u00adsa, niin kuin olin luul\u00adlut, mis\u00adt\u00e4 syys\u00adt\u00e4 en sit\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Piti ottaa nel\u00adj\u00e4 pur\u00adkil\u00adlis\u00adta, kos\u00adka yhdes\u00adt\u00e4 tulee vain lit\u00adra, ja poti\u00adlas\u00adoh\u00adje m\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4\u00adsi sil\u00admi\u00e4\u00adkir\u00adve\u00adle\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 yhdys\u00advii\u00adva\u00advir\u00adheel\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 pit\u00e4\u00e4 olla \u201c4-lit\u00adraa\u201d. (Kuin vakuut\u00adtaak\u00adseen luki\u00adjan, ettei kyse ollut ly\u00f6n\u00adti\u00advir\u00adhees\u00adt\u00e4, sama vir\u00adhe tois\u00adtet\u00adtiin my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin samal\u00adla arkil\u00adla uudes\u00adtaan. Sil\u00adm\u00e4\u00adpar\u00adka\u00adni!) Kas\u00adsal\u00adla avu\u00adlias tyt\u00adt\u00f6 jou\u00adtui tur\u00advau\u00adtu\u00admaan kol\u00adle\u00adgaan, kun ei ilmei\u00adses\u00adti aiem\u00admin ollut siru\u00adkort\u00adti\u00admak\u00adsu\u00adja hoi\u00adta\u00adnut. Asiak\u00adkaan k\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t kor\u00adtin\u00adlu\u00adki\u00adjat tun\u00adtu\u00advat sivu\u00admen\u00adnen sanoen vih\u00addoin alka\u00adneen yleis\u00adty\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00adten juo\u00admaan. Ei se pahaa\u00adkaan ollut, v\u00e4h\u00e4n niin kuin Sama\u00adri\u00adnia<\/a> tai jotain muu\u00adta suo\u00adlaa. Har\u00admi vain, ett\u00e4 sit\u00e4 piti lit\u00adki\u00e4 niin hitaas\u00adti, kah\u00adden desin eris\u00ads\u00e4 kym\u00adme\u00adnen minuu\u00adtin v\u00e4lein. Sen takia se suo\u00adlai\u00adsuus rupe\u00adsi lop\u00adpua koh\u00adden t\u00f6k\u00adki\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n. Vai\u00adku\u00adtuk\u00adset alkoi\u00advat toi\u00adsen kan\u00adnul\u00adli\u00adsen puo\u00adli\u00adv\u00e4\u00adlis\u00ads\u00e4. Kyl\u00adl\u00e4 sil\u00adl\u00e4 kak\u00adka luis\u00adti ihan niin kuin piti\u00adkin. Lopul\u00adta sit\u00e4 sit\u00adten ruik\u00adki per\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n pelk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 nes\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4, joten nyt tie\u00add\u00e4n, mil\u00adt\u00e4 niis\u00ads\u00e4 japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adsis\u00adsa videois\u00adsa esiin\u00adty\u00advis\u00adt\u00e4 nai\u00adsis\u00adta tun\u00adtuu. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna aamu\u00adna mat\u00adka\u00adsin T\u00f6\u00f6\u00adl\u00f6n Mehi\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adseen<\/a>, joka oli koh\u00adta\u00adlai\u00adsen help\u00adpo l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4. Tosin ihmet\u00adte\u00adlin kot\u00adva\u00adsen v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4n oven edes\u00ads\u00e4, mut\u00adta onnek\u00adsi sii\u00adn\u00e4 oli kart\u00adta, joka ohja\u00adsi minut oikeal\u00adle ovel\u00adle ennen kuin ker\u00adke\u00adsin pai\u00adnaa v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4n oven sum\u00adme\u00adria. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4, heti aulas\u00adsa oli itseil\u00admoit\u00adtau\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsau\u00adto\u00admaat\u00adti, johon kokei\u00adlin kort\u00adtia\u00adni, mut\u00adta auto\u00admaa\u00adtin mukaan hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6\u00adtie\u00addois\u00adsa\u00adni oli puut\u00adtei\u00adta, min\u00adk\u00e4 takia minun tuli ilmoit\u00adtau\u00adtua \u201cresep\u00adtio\u00adnis\u00adsa\u201d. Mit\u00e4\u00e4n resep\u00adtio\u00adnia ei kui\u00adten\u00adkaan kyl\u00adteis\u00ads\u00e4 sanot\u00adtu, joten kokei\u00adlin onnea\u00adni kol\u00adman\u00adnes\u00adsa ker\u00adrok\u00adses\u00adsa, jos\u00adsa oli avoin ovi vas\u00adtaa\u00adno\u00adtoil\u00adle. Siel\u00adl\u00e4 vas\u00adtaa\u00adnot\u00adta\u00adja kir\u00adja\u00adsi minut, antoi tie\u00adto\u00adsuo\u00adja\u00adlo\u00admak\u00adkeen (jon\u00adka takia itseil\u00admoit\u00adtau\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adnen ei ollut onnis\u00adtu\u00adnut) ja ohja\u00adsi minut sit\u00adten ker\u00adros\u00adta alem\u00admas, huo\u00adnee\u00adseen 14. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ker\u00adros\u00adta alem\u00adpa\u00adna oli sul\u00adjet\u00adtu ovi, jol\u00adlai\u00adset ovat kam\u00admot\u00adta\u00advia, mut\u00adta kun ei sie\u00adl\u00e4 muu\u00adta\u00adkaan ollut, ava\u00adsin sen, ja ilah\u00adduk\u00adsek\u00adse\u00adni huo\u00adma\u00adsin tul\u00adlee\u00adni vain saman\u00adlai\u00adseen vas\u00adtaan\u00adot\u00adto\u00adti\u00adlaan kuin kol\u00admos\u00adker\u00adrok\u00adses\u00adsa\u00adkin. En kui\u00adten\u00adkaan l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt huo\u00adnet\u00adta 14, joten kysyin tis\u00adkil\u00adt\u00e4, joka ensin mei\u00adna\u00adsi l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 minut takai\u00adsin kol\u00admos\u00adker\u00adrok\u00adseen, mut\u00adta kun yli-inhi\u00admil\u00adli\u00adsin pon\u00adnis\u00adte\u00adluin sain sano\u00adtuk\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 minut siel\u00adt\u00e4 juu\u00adri \u00e4sken ohjat\u00adtiin t\u00e4n\u00adne, sain\u00adkin uudet ohjeet, joi\u00adden mukaan koh\u00adtee\u00adni oli t\u00e4m\u00e4n ker\u00adrok\u00adsen tut\u00adki\u00admus\u00adhuo\u00adne 3. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Saa\u00advuin TH 3:n edus\u00adtal\u00adla ole\u00advaan odo\u00adtus\u00adti\u00adlaan hyvis\u00ads\u00e4 ajoin, joten k\u00e4v\u00e4i\u00adsin ves\u00adsas\u00adsa. Sit\u00adten istuin ja odo\u00adtin j\u00e4n\u00adni\u00adtyk\u00adsen kas\u00advaes\u00adsa ja Sher\u00adlock Hol\u00adme\u00adsin seik\u00adkai\u00adlu\u00adjen<\/em><\/a> vaih\u00adtues\u00adsa Antiik\u00adkia, antiik\u00adki\u00adaan<\/em><\/a> (mut\u00adta mit\u00e4 tapah\u00adtui Wenze\u00adlil\u00adle<\/a>?). L\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri oli puo\u00adli\u00adsen tun\u00adtia my\u00f6\u00adh\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4, min\u00adk\u00e4 kulues\u00adsa ehdin jo pel\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 on taas tapah\u00adtu\u00adnut joku ereh\u00addys, tai ett\u00e4 minua on kut\u00adsut\u00adtu sil\u00adl\u00e4 aikaa kun olin ves\u00adsas\u00adsa, kos\u00adka olin jo ilmoit\u00adtau\u00adtu\u00adnut, ja minun oli\u00adsi pit\u00e4\u00adnyt sii\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adtien vain istua odot\u00adta\u00admas\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mut\u00adta sit\u00adten minut kut\u00adsut\u00adtiin, ja sain ensik\u00adsi pukea jal\u00adkaa\u00adni has\u00adsut sini\u00adset housut, jois\u00adsa oli taka\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adla iso rei\u00adk\u00e4. Sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen minut ase\u00adtel\u00adtiin vasem\u00admal\u00adle kyl\u00adjel\u00adle\u00adni tut\u00adki\u00admus\u00adp\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4l\u00adle, ja k\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adlin l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adrin<\/a>. Alla\u00adni ole\u00advan pape\u00adrin rahi\u00adnaa vas\u00adtaan tais\u00adtel\u00adlen yri\u00adtin lyhyes\u00adti vas\u00adtail\u00adla kysy\u00admyk\u00adsiin oireis\u00adta\u00adni, ja sit\u00adten hom\u00admiin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

L\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri voi\u00adte\u00adli per\u00e4\u00adrei\u00adk\u00e4\u00adni ja alkoi luo\u00adda\u00adta<\/a>. Suo\u00adle\u00adni alkoi v\u00e4hi\u00adtel\u00adlen t\u00e4yt\u00adty\u00e4 ilmas\u00adta tavan\u00adomai\u00adsel\u00adle p\u00e4in\u00advas\u00adtai\u00adses\u00adsa j\u00e4r\u00adjes\u00adtyk\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4, ja sain seu\u00adra\u00adta l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adrin kans\u00adsa edes\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni ole\u00adval\u00adta moni\u00adto\u00adril\u00adta t\u00e4hys\u00adti\u00admen ete\u00adne\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4. Ilma ei tie\u00adten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tun\u00adtu\u00adnut miel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4, mut\u00adta ei se sen kum\u00admem\u00adpaa\u00adkaan ollut kuin mit\u00e4 jou\u00addun koke\u00admaan noin joka ker\u00adta, kun olen pitem\u00adm\u00e4n aikaa ihmis\u00adten ilmoil\u00adla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Arviol\u00adta puo\u00adli\u00adv\u00e4\u00adlis\u00ads\u00e4 pak\u00adsusuol\u00adta minut k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adnet\u00adtiin sel\u00e4l\u00adle\u00adni, ja se oli minul\u00adle miel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4m\u00adpi asen\u00adto. Tosin paris\u00adsa mut\u00adkas\u00adsa vih\u00adlai\u00adsi hiu\u00adkan ik\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti, heti sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen kun hoi\u00adta\u00adja oli roh\u00adkais\u00adsut: \u201chyvin sujuu!\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mai\u00adse\u00admat moni\u00adto\u00adril\u00adla eiv\u00e4t olleet j\u00e4rin kau\u00adniit, mut\u00adta mie\u00adlen\u00adkiin\u00adtois\u00adta kat\u00adsel\u00adta\u00advaa se minus\u00adta oli. Yll\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n pal\u00adjon t\u00f6h\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 siel\u00adl\u00e4 vie\u00adl\u00e4 oli edel\u00adli\u00adsil\u00adtai\u00adses\u00adta tyh\u00adjen\u00adnyk\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta. Oli\u00adsi toi\u00adsaal\u00adta teh\u00adnyt mie\u00adli kat\u00adsoa, ett\u00e4 min\u00adk\u00e4\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla v\u00e4li\u00adneis\u00adt\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4 l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri luo\u00adtain\u00adta ohjaa, mut\u00adta sit\u00adten oli\u00adsin menet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt jotain mie\u00adlen\u00adkiin\u00adtois\u00adta telk\u00adka\u00adrin sisus\u00adtus\u00adoh\u00adjel\u00admas\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00adten tul\u00adtiin ohut\u00adsuo\u00adlen suul\u00adle, ja alet\u00adtiin paluu\u00admat\u00adkal\u00adle. Pala\u00adtes\u00adsaan l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri nap\u00adpai\u00adli koe\u00adpa\u00adlo\u00adja ilmei\u00adses\u00adti \u00e4\u00e4nioh\u00adjauk\u00adsel\u00adla, min\u00adk\u00e4 mer\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4 ihmet\u00adte\u00adlin kot\u00adva\u00adsen, sil\u00adl\u00e4 komen\u00adta\u00adva \u201cauuu-ki\u201d tuli niin omi\u00adtui\u00adsel\u00adla pai\u00adno\u00adtuk\u00adsel\u00adla. Lopuk\u00adsi ulos ja hoi\u00adta\u00adja tote\u00adsi taas yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti ett\u00e4 hyvin p\u00e4r\u00adj\u00e4\u00adsin. Min\u00e4 puu\u00addut\u00adteen pyyh\u00adki\u00admi\u00adseen tar\u00adkoi\u00adte\u00adtun pape\u00adri\u00adni\u00adpun kans\u00adsa housu\u00adja vaih\u00adta\u00admaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

L\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri ker\u00adtoi, ettei mit\u00e4\u00e4n sil\u00admin\u00adn\u00e4h\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 tuleh\u00addus\u00adta l\u00f6y\u00adty\u00adnyt eik\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00e4n muu\u00adta\u00adkaan poik\u00adkea\u00advaa. H\u00e4nen arvion\u00adsa mukaan kyse on toden\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adses\u00adti toi\u00admin\u00adnal\u00adli\u00adses\u00adta vai\u00advas\u00adta, eli \u00e4rty\u00adnees\u00adt\u00e4 suo\u00adles\u00adta<\/a>. Sain Imo\u00addium-resep\u00adtin (lope\u00adra\u00admi\u00adde englan\u00adnin\u00adkie\u00adli\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 Wiki\u00adpe\u00addias\u00adsa<\/a>). #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kas\u00adsal\u00adla mak\u00adsoin kun\u00adnan ter\u00adveys\u00adkes\u00adkus\u00admak\u00adsuis\u00adta j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n oma\u00advas\u00adtuu\u00adosuu\u00adden ja unoh\u00addin j\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 t\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00adni tie\u00adto\u00adsuo\u00adja\u00adlo\u00admak\u00adkeen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

J\u00e4l\u00adki\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen har\u00admit\u00adti, etten \u00e4lyn\u00adnyt pyy\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 t\u00e4hys\u00adtys\u00advi\u00addeos\u00adta itsel\u00adle\u00adni kopio\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

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Kuin\u00adka k\u00e4vin kolonoskopiassa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[8086,2529],"class_list":["post-12761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-colonsteril","tag-terveys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12761"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19894,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761\/revisions\/19894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}