{"id":1350,"date":"2005-07-14T21:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-14T18:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1350"},"modified":"2011-10-09T11:21:42","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T08:21:42","slug":"ruotsalaisvitseja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/07\/14\/ruotsalaisvitseja\/","title":{"rendered":"Ruotsalaisvitsej\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nyt meil\u00adl\u00e4 on t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 kokoel\u00adma rat\u00adki\u00adrie\u00admuk\u00adkai\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00advit\u00adse\u00adj\u00e4! Kokoel\u00adman ins\u00adpi\u00adraa\u00adtio\u00adna oli yli\u00adkons\u00adtaa\u00adpe\u00adli Ilpo Liik\u00adka\u00adsen<\/strong> sut\u00adkau\u00adtus ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00advit\u00adseis\u00adt\u00e4<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Ket\u00adk\u00e4 ovat maa\u00adil\u00adman suu\u00adrim\u00admat opti\u00admis\u00adtit?
- Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset. He leik\u00adkaa\u00advat hie\u00adman itses\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, ennen\u00adkuin he tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t, kuin\u00adka suu\u00adri sii\u00adt\u00e4 tulee! #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Kuin\u00adka ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen saa hul\u00adluk\u00adsi?
- Lait\u00adtaa h\u00e4net py\u00f6\u00adre\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n huo\u00adnee\u00adseen ja sanoo, ett\u00e4 yhdes\u00ads\u00e4 nur\u00adkas\u00adsa on por\u00adsaan\u00adpais\u00adtia. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Kuin\u00adka mon\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta osal\u00adlis\u00adtui Ber\u00adlii\u00adnin olym\u00adpia\u00adlai\u00adsiin 1936?
- 40.000. 20.000 juok\u00adsu\u00adra\u00adtaan ja 20.000 olym\u00adpia\u00adtu\u00adleen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Kuin\u00adka mon\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta saa\u00addaan mah\u00adtu\u00admaan kupla\u00advolk\u00adka\u00adriin?
- 55. Kak\u00adsi eteen, kol\u00adme taak\u00adse ja loput tuh\u00adka\u00adkup\u00adpiin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset eiv\u00e4t sy\u00f6 sian\u00adli\u00adhaa?
- Eiv\u00e4t he sen\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n kan\u00adni\u00adbaa\u00adle\u00adja ole! #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset vael\u00adsi\u00advat er\u00e4\u00admaas\u00adsa nel\u00adj\u00e4\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 vuot\u00adta?
- Joku oli hukan\u00adnut koli\u00adkon. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adla on iso nen\u00e4?
- Ilma ei mak\u00adsa mit\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adla on niin har\u00advoin rikos\u00adre\u00adkis\u00adte\u00adri?
- Kos\u00adka rikos ei kan\u00adna\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adla on niin pit\u00adk\u00e4 nen\u00e4?
- Ilma on ilmais\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adla on niin pit\u00adk\u00e4 nen\u00e4?
- Kun M\u00e5r\u00adten veti nii\u00adt\u00e4 nen\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 40 vuot\u00adta pit\u00adkin Sii\u00adnain er\u00e4\u00admaa\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00adsi kut\u00adsu\u00adtaan ymp\u00e4\u00adri\u00adleik\u00adkaa\u00admat\u00adto\u00admia ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adlap\u00adsia?
- Tyt\u00f6ik\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen dilem\u00adma?
- Ilmais\u00adta kink\u00adkua. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten lem\u00adpiur\u00adhei\u00adlu\u00adla\u00adji?
- Sadan met\u00adrin s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adai\u00addat. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten pyh\u00e4 kir\u00adja?
- Uuni Tes\u00adta\u00adment\u00adti. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten suo\u00adsik\u00adkie\u00adlo\u00adku\u00adva?
- Kaa\u00adsua, komi\u00adsaa\u00adrio Pal\u00admu. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 on maa\u00adil\u00adman ohuin kir\u00adja?
- Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen lii\u00adke\u00admie\u00adse\u00adtiik\u00adka. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mik\u00e4 tekee ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset hul\u00adluk\u00adsi?
- Ilmai\u00adnen kink\u00adku. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mil\u00adlai\u00adnen on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen esi\u00adleik\u00adki?
- K\u00e4yn\u00adti kul\u00adta\u00adkau\u00adpas\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mil\u00adlai\u00adnen on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen esi\u00adleik\u00adki?
- Puo\u00adli tun\u00adtia rui\u00adnaa\u00admis\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Min\u00adk\u00e4 nimi\u00adnen on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adnuor\u00adten tek\u00adno\u00addis\u00adko?
- Kirk Go-Go. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mis\u00adt\u00e4 tie\u00adde\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, ett\u00e4 Jee\u00adsus oli ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen?
- Sii\u00adt\u00e4 ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n asui van\u00adhem\u00adpien\u00adsa luo\u00adna vie\u00adl\u00e4 kol\u00adme\u00adkymp\u00adpi\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4, oli is\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 t\u00f6is\u00ads\u00e4, h\u00e4nen \u00e4itin\u00ads\u00e4 piti h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 juma\u00adla\u00adna ja h\u00e4n itse kuvit\u00adte\u00adli \u00e4itin\u00ads\u00e4 ole\u00advan neit\u00adsyt. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mis\u00adt\u00e4 tun\u00adtee ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen namuse\u00add\u00e4n?
- H\u00e4n sanoo: \u201cHei pik\u00adkui\u00adnen, haluai\u00adsit\u00adko ostaa kar\u00adkin?\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Miten mah\u00adtuu 30 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta kupla\u00advolk\u00adka\u00adriin?
- Kak\u00adsi eteen, kol\u00adme taak\u00adse ja 25 tuh\u00adka\u00adkup\u00adpiin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Miten syn\u00adtyi lim\u00adbo\u00adtans\u00adsi?
- Sen kek\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset, kun rau\u00adta\u00adtie\u00ada\u00adse\u00admien WC:t muut\u00adtui\u00advat mak\u00adsul\u00adli\u00adsik\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00adk\u00e4 ovat ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten lem\u00adpi\u00adleh\u00adti\u00e4?
- Avo\u00adtak\u00adka ja Koti\u00adlie\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00adk\u00e4 ovat ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten lem\u00adpi\u00adlei\u00adkit?
- Vii\u00admei\u00adnen pari uunis\u00adta ulos ja polt\u00adto\u00adpal\u00adlo. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 eroa on jou\u00adlu\u00adpu\u00adkil\u00adla ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla?
- Jou\u00adlu\u00adpuk\u00adki menee savu\u00adpii\u00adpus\u00adta sis\u00e4\u00e4n ja ulos, mut\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen vain ulos. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 eroa on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla ja kak\u00adku\u00adpoh\u00adjal\u00adla?
- Kak\u00adku\u00adpoh\u00adja ei r\u00e4\u00e4y kun sen ty\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 uuniin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 eroa on kato\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adla vai\u00admol\u00adla ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla vai\u00admol\u00adla?
- Kato\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adla vai\u00admol\u00adla orgas\u00admit ovat aito\u00adja ja jalo\u00adki\u00advet v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adren\u00adnet\u00adty\u00adj\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 Jee\u00adsus sanoi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle kun h\u00e4net ris\u00adtiin\u00adnau\u00adlit\u00adtiin?
- Hei j\u00e4t\u00adk\u00e4t, pun\u00adtit taso\u00adte\u00adtaan vuon\u00adna 1940! #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen sanoo uima\u00adhal\u00adlis\u00adsa?
- Kloo\u00adria, kloo\u00adria, hal\u00adle\u00adlu\u00adjaa! #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset huu\u00adta\u00advat bus\u00adsin\u00adkul\u00adjet\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adle?
- Lis\u00e4\u00e4 kaa\u00adsua! #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset teke\u00adv\u00e4t, kun heil\u00adle tulee kyl\u00adm\u00e4?
- He istu\u00advat kynt\u00adti\u00adl\u00e4n ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adl\u00e4.
- Ent\u00e4 mit\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset teke\u00adv\u00e4t, kun heil\u00adle tulee todel\u00adla kyl\u00adm\u00e4?
- He sytyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t kynt\u00adti\u00adl\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 kak\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta sanoi, kun he t\u00f6r\u00adm\u00e4\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t toi\u00adsiin\u00adsa las\u00adket\u00adte\u00adlu\u00adrin\u00adtees\u00ads\u00e4?
- Sla\u00adlom. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 leik\u00adki\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset leik\u00adki\u00adv\u00e4t mie\u00adlel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n?
- Vii\u00admei\u00adnen pari uunis\u00adta ulos. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mit\u00e4 tapah\u00adtuu, jos ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen, jol\u00adla on erek\u00adtio t\u00f6r\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4 sei\u00adn\u00e4\u00e4n?
- Nen\u00e4 mur\u00adtuu. #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Mon\u00adta\u00adko ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta lii\u00adke\u00admies\u00adt\u00e4 tar\u00advi\u00adtaan vaih\u00adta\u00admaan lamp\u00adpu?
- Kak\u00adsi. Yksi ostaa uuden huo\u00admat\u00adta\u00adval\u00adla alen\u00adnuk\u00adsel\u00adla ja toi\u00adnen myy van\u00adhan hyv\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 voi\u00adtol\u00adla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ame\u00adrik\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adnen, aasia\u00adlai\u00adnen, puo\u00adla\u00adlai\u00adnen ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen istui\u00advat ravin\u00adto\u00adlas\u00adsa viet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 iltaa. Hei\u00add\u00e4n p\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 tup\u00adpau\u00adtui haas\u00adtat\u00adte\u00adlu\u00adtut\u00adki\u00admuk\u00adsen teki\u00adj\u00e4.
- Anteek\u00adsi, mut\u00adta voi\u00adsit\u00adte\u00adko ker\u00adtoa mie\u00adli\u00adpi\u00adteen\u00adne elin\u00adtar\u00advi\u00adke\u00adpu\u00adlas\u00adta?
- Olen pahoil\u00adla\u00adni, mut\u00adta en ymm\u00e4r\u00adr\u00e4, mit\u00e4 tar\u00adkoi\u00adtat\u00adte pulal\u00adla, sanoi ame\u00adrik\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adnen.
- Mik\u00e4 on elin\u00adtar\u00advi\u00adke? kum\u00admas\u00adte\u00adli puo\u00adles\u00adtaan aasia\u00adlai\u00adnen?
- Mie\u00adli\u00adpi\u00adde? Mik\u00e4 se on? kysyi taas puo\u00adla\u00adlai\u00adnen.
- Mit\u00e4 tar\u00adkoit\u00adtaa anteek\u00adsi? ihmet\u00adte\u00adli ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Er\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adper\u00adheel\u00adl\u00e4 oli kak\u00adsi todel\u00adla kuri\u00adton\u00adta poi\u00adkaa. Kun van\u00adhem\u00admat eiv\u00e4t en\u00e4\u00e4 mah\u00adta\u00adneet pojil\u00adle mit\u00e4\u00e4n, p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adti\u00adv\u00e4t he l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 n\u00e4m\u00e4 papin puhut\u00adte\u00adluun. Pap\u00adpi otti pojat vas\u00adtaan yksi\u00adtel\u00adlen. Ensin nuo\u00adrem\u00adpi pojis\u00adta meni papin huo\u00adnee\u00adseen. T\u00e4m\u00e4 pis\u00adti pojan sei\u00adso\u00admaan nurk\u00adkaan ja kysyi t\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4:
- Mis\u00ads\u00e4 on juma\u00adla?
Poi\u00adka ei sano\u00adnut mit\u00e4\u00e4n, kat\u00adse\u00adli vain ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adleen. Pap\u00adpi astui l\u00e4hem\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi, osoit\u00adti poi\u00adkaa sor\u00admel\u00adla ja sanoi kovem\u00admal\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4nel\u00adl\u00e4:
- Mis\u00ads\u00e4 on juma\u00adla?
T\u00e4h\u00e4n\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n poi\u00adka ei rea\u00adgoi\u00adnut, p\u00e4lyi\u00adli vain hie\u00adman huo\u00adles\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adleen. Sil\u00adloin pap\u00adpi tuli aivan pojan eteen ja jyli\u00adsi:
- MISS\u00c4 ON juma\u00adlA?
Sil\u00adloin poi\u00adka ryn\u00adt\u00e4\u00adsi ulos huo\u00adnees\u00adta, kis\u00adkoi vel\u00adjen\u00ads\u00e4 ulos 3 ja kuis\u00adka\u00adsi t\u00e4l\u00adle:
- Nyt me olem\u00adme todel\u00adla pulas\u00adsa.
- Miten niin? Aina\u00adhan me olem\u00adme kai\u00adkes\u00adta sel\u00advin\u00adneet, veli ihmet\u00adte\u00adli.
- Ei, nyt ollaan ihan oikeas\u00adti lie\u00admes\u00ads\u00e4! juma\u00adla on kadon\u00adnut ja mei\u00adt\u00e4 ep\u00e4il\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n sii\u00adt\u00e4\u00adkin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jens, Jens! Joku tekee vai\u00admol\u00adle\u00adsi tem\u00adput hal\u00adko\u00adpi\u00adnon p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4! huusi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen toi\u00adsel\u00adle.
- Kum\u00adman pinon? Oikea vai vasen?
- Vasem\u00adman pinon p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4!
- Ei ole minun pino\u00adni, minun on oikea\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Hei Urpo! Sinun uusi tum\u00adma vai\u00admo\u00adsi n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 tosi upeal\u00adta. Onko h\u00e4n ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen?
- Joo. Me men\u00adtiin nai\u00admi\u00adsiin kym\u00adme\u00adnen p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 sit\u00adten. On n\u00e4et niin, ett\u00e4 jokin aika sit\u00adten l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri lupa\u00adsi minul\u00adle kuusi kuu\u00adkaut\u00adta elin\u00adai\u00adkaa, ja h\u00e4n huo\u00adma\u00adsi heti masen\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adse\u00adni. Niin\u00adp\u00e4 h\u00e4n sanoi minul\u00adle: \u00c4l\u00e4 ole huo\u00adlis\u00adsa\u00adsi Urpo, mene nai\u00admi\u00adsiin ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen kans\u00adsa, ja huo\u00admaat kuin\u00adka t\u00e4m\u00e4 kuusi kuu\u00adkaut\u00adta tun\u00adtuu loput\u00adto\u00admal\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Her\u00adra oli luo\u00adnut kym\u00adme\u00adnen k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 ja yrit\u00adti saa\u00adda eri kan\u00adsat hyv\u00e4k\u00adsy\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n ne. Aluk\u00adsi h\u00e4n tar\u00adjo\u00adsi ita\u00adlia\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 \u201c\u00c4l\u00e4 tapa\u201d. Het\u00adken kes\u00adkus\u00adtel\u00adtu\u00adaan ita\u00adlia\u00adlai\u00adset tote\u00adsi\u00advat:
- Ei tule kuu\u00adloon\u00adkaan. Kan\u00adsal\u00adli\u00adseen eri\u00adkois\u00adluon\u00adtee\u00adseem\u00adme kuu\u00adluu mafia, ja mit\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4 tuli\u00adsi, jos tot\u00adte\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adme mois\u00adta k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4.
Seu\u00adraa\u00advak\u00adsi Her\u00adra meni Rans\u00adkaan ja yrit\u00adti kau\u00adpa\u00adta rans\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 \u201c\u00c4l\u00e4 tee huo\u00adrin\u201d. Rans\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adset neu\u00advot\u00adte\u00adli\u00advat asias\u00adta ja sanoi\u00advat:
- Ei tule kuu\u00adloon\u00adkaan. Miten voim\u00adme pit\u00e4\u00e4 yll\u00e4 mai\u00adnet\u00adtam\u00adme maa\u00adil\u00adman suu\u00adrim\u00adpi\u00adna rakas\u00adta\u00adji\u00adna ja eroot\u00adti\u00adsim\u00adpa\u00adna kan\u00adsa\u00adkun\u00adta\u00adna, jos nou\u00adda\u00adtam\u00adme mois\u00adta k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4.
Sit\u00adten Her\u00adra meni Ven\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4l\u00adle ja yrit\u00adti saa\u00adda ven\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adset nou\u00addat\u00adta\u00admaan k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 \u201c\u00c4l\u00e4 varas\u00adta\u201d. Koko kan\u00adsa alkoi huu\u00adtaa suo\u00adraa huu\u00adtoa:
- Ei tule kuu\u00adloon\u00adkaan. Mil\u00adl\u00e4 me el\u00e4i\u00adsim\u00adme, jos nou\u00adda\u00adtam\u00adme tuol\u00adlais\u00adta k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4, kun pal\u00adkat ja el\u00e4k\u00adkeet mak\u00adse\u00adtaan mil\u00adloin sat\u00adtuu?
Sit\u00adten Her\u00adra meni masen\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten luo ja sanoi:
- Voit\u00adte vali\u00adta ihan min\u00adk\u00e4 k\u00e4s\u00adkyn haluat\u00adte ja mik\u00e4 teil\u00adle par\u00adhai\u00adten sopii.
Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset neu\u00advot\u00adte\u00adli\u00advat v\u00e4h\u00e4n aikaa. Sit\u00adten hei\u00add\u00e4n puhe\u00admie\u00adhen\u00ads\u00e4 astui esiin ja kysyi:
- Mik\u00e4 on k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adjen kap\u00adpa\u00adle\u00adhin\u00adta?
- Ne ovat ilmai\u00adsia, Her\u00adra vas\u00adta\u00adsi.
- Hyv\u00e4. Sit\u00adten otam\u00adme ne kaik\u00adki, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten puhe\u00admies sanoi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Irlan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adnen ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen oli\u00advat teh\u00adneet kaup\u00adpo\u00adja. Nyt irlan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adnen tah\u00adtoi rahaa tava\u00adrois\u00adtaan. Neu\u00advot\u00adte\u00adlua kes\u00adti, mut\u00adta lopul\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen lupau\u00adtui anta\u00admaan irlan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adle etuoi\u00adkeu\u00adte\u00adtun saa\u00adma\u00admie\u00adhen ase\u00adman. Irlan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adnen sai l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00e4 nii\u00adne hyvi\u00adneen. H\u00e4n meni kotiin, ajat\u00adte\u00adli asi\u00adaa ja meni seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 uudes\u00adtaan tapaa\u00admaan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta.
- Seli\u00adt\u00e4 minul\u00adle, mit\u00e4 oikeas\u00adtaan tar\u00adkoit\u00adtaa etuoi\u00adkeu\u00adtet\u00adtu saa\u00adma\u00admies?
- Seli\u00adt\u00e4n\u00adh\u00e4n min\u00e4, vas\u00adta\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen. Et saa mit\u00e4\u00e4n, mut\u00adta muut vel\u00adko\u00adjat saa\u00advat tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 vas\u00adta kah\u00adden kuu\u00adkau\u00adden p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen B\u00f6r\u00adjen poi\u00adka oli Yhdys\u00adval\u00adlois\u00adsa opis\u00adke\u00adle\u00admas\u00adsa. Er\u00e4\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 aamu\u00adna h\u00e4nel\u00adt\u00e4 tuli s\u00e4h\u00adke:
- Olen men\u00adnyt nai\u00admi\u00adsiin. Kos\u00adka tyt\u00adt\u00f6 ei halua ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta mies\u00adt\u00e4, k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adnyin kris\u00adti\u00adtyk\u00adsi. Anteek\u00adsi is\u00e4.
Is\u00e4 oli suun\u00adnil\u00adtaan ja meni alt\u00adta\u00adril\u00adle rukoi\u00adle\u00admaan ja voih\u00adki\u00admaan:
- Voi Her\u00adra, poi\u00adka\u00adni on hyl\u00e4n\u00adnyt uskon\u00adton\u00adsa p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4k\u00adseen jon\u00adkun tyt\u00f6n housui\u00adhin! Kuin\u00adka h\u00e4n voi teh\u00add\u00e4 niin?
Sil\u00adloin tai\u00advaas\u00adta vas\u00adta\u00adsi ukko\u00adsen \u00e4\u00e4ni:
- \u00c4l\u00e4 sure B\u00f6r\u00adje. Min\u00e4 tein itse samoin kuin poi\u00adka\u00adsi jo 2000 vuot\u00adta sit\u00adten. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsin hal\u00adli\u00adtus on suos\u00adtu\u00adnut my\u00f6n\u00adny\u00adtyk\u00adsiin pales\u00adtii\u00adna\u00adlais\u00adky\u00adsy\u00admyk\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4. Jopa itku\u00admuu\u00adri suos\u00adtu\u00adtaan jaka\u00admaan pales\u00adtii\u00adna\u00adlais\u00adten ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adten kes\u00adken. Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset saa\u00advat muu\u00adrin, pales\u00adtii\u00adna\u00adlai\u00adset itkun. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ita\u00adlia\u00adlai\u00adnen \u00e4iti:
- Sy\u00f6 ruo\u00adka\u00adsi tai tapan sinut! Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen \u00e4iti:
- Sy\u00f6 ruo\u00adka\u00adsi tai tapan itse\u00adni! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jouk\u00adko ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsia odot\u00adte\u00adli kes\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adlei\u00adril\u00adle mene\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 junaa toi\u00adsen maa\u00adil\u00adman\u00adso\u00addan aikai\u00adses\u00adsa Sak\u00adsas\u00adsa. Odo\u00adtus kat\u00adke\u00adsi, kun ylv\u00e4s\u00adryh\u00adti\u00adnen SS-evers\u00adti mars\u00adsi pai\u00adkal\u00adle ja ryh\u00adtyi puhu\u00admaan:
- Siat, te saas\u00adtat! Minul\u00adla on teil\u00adle sek\u00e4 hyv\u00e4 ett\u00e4 huo\u00adno uuti\u00adnen. Hyv\u00e4 on se, ett\u00e4 vain osa teis\u00adt\u00e4 jou\u00adtuu Auschwitziin, osa p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsee Ber\u00adlii\u00adniin. Ja huo\u00adno uuti\u00adnen on se, ett\u00e4 teis\u00adt\u00e4 jou\u00adtuu alao\u00adsa Auschwitziin, yl\u00e4\u00adosa vie\u00add\u00e4\u00e4n Ber\u00adlii\u00adniin! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jouk\u00adko Roma\u00adnian ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsia oli kut\u00adsut\u00adtu kor\u00adkean hal\u00adli\u00adtus\u00advi\u00adran\u00adomai\u00adsen eteen.
- On sii\u00advo\u00adton\u00adta, mit\u00e4 Ame\u00adri\u00adkan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset puhu\u00advat olois\u00adtam\u00adme! Sii\u00adt\u00e4 on teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 lop\u00adpu. Tei\u00add\u00e4n on kir\u00adjoi\u00adtet\u00adta\u00adva uskon\u00advel\u00adjil\u00adlen\u00adne Yhdys\u00adval\u00adtoi\u00adhin, ett\u00e4 te ja muut ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 voit\u00adte hyvin, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 kaik\u00adki on hyvin, lois\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti. Ymm\u00e4r\u00adr\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adk\u00f6? Ymm\u00e4r\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t\u00adh\u00e4n ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset. He laa\u00adti\u00advat kir\u00adjeen, jos\u00adsa kehui\u00advat olo\u00adjan\u00adsa maas\u00adta tai\u00advaa\u00adseen.
- Emme tar\u00advit\u00adse yht\u00e4\u00e4n mit\u00e4\u00e4n, meil\u00adl\u00e4 on kaik\u00adkea. Mut\u00adta jos mie\u00adlit\u00adte jota\u00adkin l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4, l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 soke\u00adria ja kynt\u00adti\u00adl\u00f6i\u00adt\u00e4!
T\u00e4m\u00e4 kir\u00adje annet\u00adtiin kor\u00adkean vir\u00adka\u00admie\u00adhen luet\u00adta\u00advak\u00adsi.
- Mit\u00e4 hit\u00adtoa te tar\u00adkoi\u00adtat\u00adte ker\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 soke\u00adria ja kynt\u00adti\u00adl\u00f6i\u00adt\u00e4? \u00e4rjyi vir\u00adka\u00admies.
- Kat\u00adso\u00adhan, tove\u00adri, jos sanom\u00adme, ett\u00e4 kaik\u00adki on tavat\u00adto\u00adman hyvin, uskon\u00advel\u00adjem\u00adme Ame\u00adri\u00adkas\u00adsa eiv\u00e4t usko mei\u00adt\u00e4! selit\u00adti er\u00e4s ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsis\u00adta.
- Tjaah, tuo\u00adhan tun\u00adtuu uskot\u00adta\u00adval\u00adta\u2026 Hyv\u00e4, l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 kir\u00adje\u2026
Ame\u00adri\u00adkan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset sai\u00advat kir\u00adjeen. Sen sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4 mie\u00adtit\u00adtiin ja muu\u00adan pap\u00adpi sanoi:
- He kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00advat tar\u00advit\u00adse\u00advan\u00adsa soke\u00adria ja kynt\u00adti\u00adl\u00f6i\u00adt\u00e4\u2026 Se tar\u00adkoit\u00adtaa, ett\u00e4 he el\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t kat\u00adke\u00adruu\u00addes\u00adsa ja pimey\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Junas\u00adsa nuo\u00adri mies kysyy van\u00adhem\u00admal\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adta kel\u00adlon\u00adai\u00adkaa. T\u00e4m\u00e4 ei vas\u00adtaa, vaik\u00adka h\u00e4nen ran\u00adtees\u00adsaan n\u00e4kyy kul\u00adta\u00adkel\u00adlo. Nuo\u00adru\u00adkai\u00adnen kysyy kovem\u00admal\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4nel\u00adl\u00e4. Van\u00adhus ei vas\u00adtaa vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n. Vas\u00adta kol\u00adman\u00adnel\u00adla ker\u00adral\u00adla mies suos\u00adtuu ker\u00adto\u00admaan kel\u00adlon\u00adajan.
- Mik\u00adsi se kes\u00adti niin kau\u00adan?
- Kuul\u00adkaa\u00adhan, nuo\u00adri\u00admies. Jos me jou\u00addum\u00adme puhei\u00adsiin kes\u00adke\u00adn\u00e4m\u00adme, me yst\u00e4\u00advys\u00adtym\u00adme. Jos yst\u00e4\u00advys\u00adtym\u00adme, p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adty\u00e4m\u00adme Wie\u00adniin min\u00e4 pyy\u00add\u00e4n sinua meil\u00adle p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adle. Jos tulet meil\u00adle p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adle, tapaat kau\u00adniin tyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adre\u00adni. Jos tapaat tyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adre\u00adni, te rakas\u00adtut\u00adte. Jos rakas\u00adtut\u00adte toi\u00adsiin\u00adne, haluat\u00adte nai\u00admi\u00adsiin. Ja min\u00e4 en halua v\u00e4vy\u00e4 jol\u00adla ei ole edes kel\u00adloa! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen ase\u00adkaup\u00adpias myi Irlan\u00adnin polii\u00adsil\u00adle luo\u00addin\u00adkes\u00adt\u00e4\u00advi\u00e4 lii\u00adve\u00adj\u00e4. Saa\u00addak\u00adseen lii\u00advit kau\u00adpak\u00adsi, h\u00e4n lupa\u00adsi niil\u00adle takuun. H\u00e4n ilmoit\u00adti:
- Jokai\u00adnen k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4, joka voi tode\u00adta, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t lii\u00advit toi\u00admi\u00adneet, voi hakea minul\u00adta Dubli\u00adnis\u00adta rahat takai\u00adsin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen ja ara\u00adbi istui\u00advat vie\u00adrei\u00adsil\u00adl\u00e4 pai\u00adkoil\u00adla len\u00adto\u00adko\u00adnees\u00adsa. Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen kys\u00e4i\u00adsi:
- Anteek\u00adsi, voi\u00adsit\u00adte\u00adko hakea minul\u00adle lasil\u00adli\u00adsen tuo\u00adre\u00adme\u00adhua. T\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 ikku\u00adna\u00adpai\u00adkal\u00adta on niin vai\u00adkea p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 liik\u00adkeel\u00adle.
Ara\u00adbi toteut\u00adti pyyn\u00adn\u00f6n. Kos\u00adka h\u00e4n oli rii\u00adsu\u00adnut ken\u00adk\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 mat\u00adkan ajak\u00adsi, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen syl\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsi nii\u00adhin h\u00e4nen pois\u00adsaol\u00adles\u00adsaan. Vas\u00adta kun len\u00adto\u00adko\u00adne las\u00adkeu\u00adtui ja ara\u00adbi lait\u00adtoi ken\u00adki\u00e4 jal\u00adkaan\u00adsa, h\u00e4n huo\u00adma\u00adsi, mit\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen oli teh\u00adnyt. H\u00e4n purs\u00adkah\u00adti valit\u00adta\u00admaan:
- Voi, mil\u00adloin t\u00e4m\u00e4 kau\u00adhea viha oikein lop\u00adpuu? Tap\u00adpa\u00admi\u00adnen, mel\u00adla\u00adkat, sala\u00admur\u00adhat, inti\u00adfa\u00adda, ter\u00adro\u00adris\u00admi, pako\u00adlais\u00adlei\u00adrit, len\u00adto\u00adko\u00adne\u00adkaap\u00adpauk\u00adset, ken\u00adkiin syl\u00adke\u00admi\u00adnen, tuo\u00adre\u00adme\u00adhuun kuse\u00admi\u00adnen\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen ja pales\u00adtii\u00adna\u00adlai\u00adnen omis\u00adti\u00advat yhdes\u00ads\u00e4 pik\u00adku\u00adti\u00adlan. Pales\u00adtii\u00adna\u00adlai\u00adsen muut\u00adtaes\u00adsa Jor\u00adda\u00adni\u00adaan piti omai\u00adsuus jakaa. Sit\u00e4 oli yksi vuo\u00adhi, leh\u00adm\u00e4 ja kana.
- Ota sin\u00e4 kana, ja min\u00e4 otan vuo\u00adhen ja leh\u00adm\u00e4n.
- Ei, en min\u00e4 tuol\u00adlai\u00adseen voi suos\u00adtua.
- No, ota sin\u00e4 vuo\u00adhi ja min\u00e4 otan leh\u00adm\u00e4n ja kanan.
- Ei.
- No, okei. Sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4\u00e4n leh\u00adm\u00e4 nyt, ja min\u00e4 otan sit\u00adten vuo\u00adhen.
- Ei, mut\u00adta jos\u00adpa sin\u00e4 otat vuo\u00adhen, ja min\u00e4 ja leh\u00adm\u00e4 otam\u00adme kanan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen jou\u00adlu\u00adpuk\u00adki tuli jou\u00adlu\u00adaat\u00adto\u00adna taloon ja kysyi:
- Onko talos\u00adsa kilt\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4 lap\u00adsia, joil\u00adla oli\u00adsi varaa ostaa lah\u00adjo\u00adja? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen lii\u00adna\u00advaa\u00adte\u00adkaup\u00adpias meni Ku Klux-klaa\u00adnin kokouk\u00adseen. Klaa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adset sanoi\u00advat:
- Ei me t\u00e4n\u00adne ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsia huo\u00adli\u00adta!
- En min\u00e4 ole\u00adkaan kiin\u00adnos\u00adtu\u00adnut klaa\u00adnis\u00adtan\u00adne vaan sii\u00adt\u00e4, mis\u00adt\u00e4 te han\u00adkit\u00adte hup\u00adpun\u00adne. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen mies meni Tuk\u00adhol\u00admas\u00adsa r\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00adliin ja halusi erit\u00adt\u00e4in kire\u00e4t housut.
- Haluan housut, jot\u00adka ovat niin kire\u00e4t, ett\u00e4 niis\u00adt\u00e4 n\u00e4kyy suku\u00adpuo\u00adle\u00adni, mies ilmoit\u00adtaa.
Muu\u00adta\u00adman vii\u00adkon p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 housut ovat val\u00admiit, ja mies menee sovit\u00adta\u00admaan nii\u00adt\u00e4. H\u00e4n ei kui\u00adten\u00adkaan ole aivan tyy\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adnen ja sanoo r\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00adlil\u00adle:
- N\u00e4i\u00adden\u00adh\u00e4n piti olla niin kire\u00e4t, ett\u00e4 niis\u00adt\u00e4 n\u00e4kyy suku\u00adpuo\u00adle\u00adni!
- Kuul\u00adkaas hyv\u00e4 her\u00adra, r\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00adli sanoo hie\u00adman louk\u00adkaan\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna, jos housut oli\u00adsi\u00advat vie\u00adl\u00e4 kire\u00e4m\u00adm\u00e4t, niis\u00adt\u00e4 n\u00e4kyi\u00adsi my\u00f6s uskon\u00adton\u00adne. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen sopeu\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta Neu\u00advos\u00adto\u00adliit\u00adtoon: Jos et kuo\u00adle, totut kyl\u00adl\u00e4 sii\u00adhen. Tai jos et totu, kuo\u00adlet kyl\u00adl\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen vai\u00adkean pul\u00adman edes\u00ads\u00e4: Ilmais\u00adta por\u00adsas\u00adta! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adpoi\u00adka istui junan ravin\u00adto\u00adla\u00advau\u00adnus\u00adsa. \u00c4kki\u00e4 er\u00e4s huma\u00adli\u00adkas alkoi r\u00e4his\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 kaik\u00adki ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset pit\u00e4i\u00adsi tap\u00adpaa.
- Min\u00adk\u00e4 ihmeen takia? poi\u00adka kysyi.
- No, kun ne tap\u00adpoi\u00advat Jee\u00adsuk\u00adsen.
- Mut\u00adta sii\u00adt\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n on jo 2000 vuot\u00adta.
- Niin, mut\u00adta kun m\u00e4 kuu\u00adlin sii\u00adt\u00e4 vas\u00adta eilen! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adsa kou\u00adlus\u00adsa ope\u00adtet\u00adtiin jouk\u00adko-oppia. Opet\u00adta\u00adja teki tau\u00adlul\u00adle las\u00adkue\u00adsi\u00admer\u00adkin ja kysyi lopuk\u00adsi:
- Staf\u00adfan, jos kaup\u00adpias saa t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 kau\u00adpas\u00adta voit\u00adtoa nel\u00adj\u00e4 pro\u00adsent\u00adtia, niin pal\u00adjon\u00adko se on?
Pik\u00adku Staf\u00adfan vas\u00adta\u00adsi:
- Nel\u00adj\u00e4 pro\u00adsent\u00adtia mis\u00adt\u00e4 tahan\u00adsa kau\u00adpas\u00adta ei ole pal\u00adjon mit\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adsa kou\u00adlus\u00adsa opet\u00adta\u00adja kysyi pik\u00adku-Mikae\u00adlil\u00adta:
- Jos sinul\u00adla on kah\u00addek\u00adsan pen\u00adni\u00e4 ja mene\u00adt\u00e4t niis\u00adt\u00e4 kol\u00adme, niin mit\u00e4 sinul\u00adle j\u00e4\u00e4?
- Vii\u00adsi pen\u00adni\u00e4 ja koko suvun hal\u00advek\u00adsun\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adpoi\u00adka menee is\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 luo ja kysyy:
- Saan\u00adko lai\u00adna\u00adta sinul\u00adta 50 mark\u00adkaa?
- Nel\u00adj\u00e4\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 mark\u00adkaa! Mihin ihmee\u00adseen tar\u00advit\u00adset kol\u00admea\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 mark\u00adkaa? Ei minul\u00adla ole kah\u00adta\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 mark\u00adkaa! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adpoi\u00adka osoit\u00adtau\u00adtui kou\u00adlus\u00adsa tosi h\u00e4i\u00adri\u00adk\u00f6k\u00adsi. H\u00e4n sai pot\u00adkut kai\u00adkis\u00adta kou\u00adluis\u00adta, joi\u00adhin h\u00e4nen van\u00adhem\u00adpan\u00adsa vei\u00adv\u00e4t h\u00e4net: kan\u00adsa\u00adkou\u00adlus\u00adta, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adta kou\u00adlus\u00adta, jopa soti\u00adlas\u00adkou\u00adlus\u00adta. Lopul\u00adta ep\u00e4\u00adtoi\u00advoi\u00adset van\u00adhem\u00admat lait\u00adtoi\u00advat lap\u00adsen\u00adsa kato\u00adli\u00adseen kou\u00adluun. Kaik\u00adki alkoi sujua hyvin! Pojas\u00adta tuli v\u00e4hi\u00adtel\u00adlen suo\u00adras\u00adtaan mal\u00adliop\u00adpi\u00adlas. Lopul\u00adta h\u00e4m\u00admen\u00adty\u00adnyt \u00e4iti kysyi lap\u00adsel\u00adtaan:
- Kuu\u00adle, min\u00adk\u00e4 takia sin\u00e4 olit hir\u00adve\u00e4 h\u00e4i\u00adrik\u00adk\u00f6 niis\u00ads\u00e4 muis\u00adsa kou\u00adluis\u00adsa, mut\u00adta kato\u00adli\u00adses\u00adsa kuin pik\u00adku enke\u00adli?
- No, tota, heti kun m\u00e4 menin sis\u00e4\u00e4n t\u00e4h\u00e4n vii\u00admei\u00adseen kou\u00adluun, niin ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsek\u00adsi m\u00e4 n\u00e4in kuvan h\u00e4is\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, joka oli nau\u00adlat\u00adtu ris\u00adtil\u00adle! M\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n h\u00e4t\u00adk\u00e4h\u00addin ja arve\u00adlin, ett\u00e4 n\u00e4\u00e4 tyy\u00adpit on tosis\u00adsaan! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adseu\u00adrue meni ravin\u00adto\u00adlaan. He p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adti\u00adv\u00e4t ruo\u00adka\u00adlis\u00adtaa tut\u00adkail\u00adtu\u00adaan antaa perik\u00adsi ute\u00adliai\u00adsuu\u00adden kiusauk\u00adsel\u00adle. He tila\u00adsi\u00advat koko\u00adnai\u00adse\u00adna pais\u00adte\u00adtun por\u00adsaan, joka oli koris\u00adtet\u00adtu ome\u00adnoil\u00adla. Jon\u00adkin ajan kulut\u00adtua ruo\u00adka tuo\u00adtiin hei\u00add\u00e4n p\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4. Sii\u00adn\u00e4 samas\u00adsa kun kupu oli nos\u00adtet\u00adtu ruo\u00adka\u00adtar\u00adjot\u00adti\u00admen ylt\u00e4, huo\u00adma\u00adsi\u00advat he kau\u00adhuk\u00adseen pap\u00adpin\u00adsa istu\u00advan vie\u00adrei\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 p\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4. Nok\u00adke\u00adlin heis\u00adt\u00e4 eh\u00e4t\u00adti sano\u00admaan:
- Voi hyv\u00e4 tava\u00adton! Emme\u00adh\u00e4n me voi\u00adneet tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 lai\u00adte\u00adtaan pais\u00adte\u00adtut ome\u00adnat tar\u00adjol\u00adle t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 taval\u00adla! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kak\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adli kom\u00admu\u00adnis\u00adti\u00admaas\u00adsa:
- Kuu\u00adle, kyl\u00adl\u00e4 sin\u00e4 olet v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 aina vali\u00adtel\u00adles\u00adsa\u00adsi ja par\u00adja\u00adtes\u00adsa\u00adsi nykyi\u00adsi\u00e4 olo\u00adja. Ajat\u00adte\u00adles: ennen, kun sin\u00e4 ostit huo\u00adne\u00adka\u00adlu\u00adja, kuka sai rahat? Kapi\u00adta\u00adlis\u00adti! Ja kun sin\u00e4 ostit vaat\u00adtei\u00adta, kuka sai rahat? Kapi\u00adta\u00adlis\u00adti!
- Ohhoh! Mut\u00adta nykyi\u00adsin\u2026
- Nykyi\u00adsin kun sin\u00e4 myyt huo\u00adne\u00adka\u00adlu\u00adja\u00adsi, niin kuka saa rahat? Sin\u00e4! Ja kun sin\u00e4 myyt puki\u00admia\u00adsi, niin kuka saa rahat? Sin\u00e4, vain sin\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kak\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta pyr\u00adki tai\u00advaa\u00adseen. Tai\u00advaan kul\u00adta\u00adpor\u00adteil\u00adla he tapa\u00adsi\u00advat pyh\u00e4n Pie\u00adta\u00adrin. Ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset ilmoit\u00adti\u00advat tah\u00adto\u00advan\u00adsa tai\u00advaa\u00adseen, mut\u00adta pyh\u00e4 Pie\u00adta\u00adri sanoi tylys\u00adti, ett\u00e4 kos\u00adka he oli\u00advat ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsia, niin asia ei vain nyt k\u00e4y. Pie\u00adta\u00adri l\u00e4h\u00adti por\u00adtil\u00adta ja tapa\u00adsi Jee\u00adsuk\u00adsen, jol\u00adle h\u00e4n ylpe\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 ker\u00adtoi k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adnyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adneen\u00ads\u00e4 kak\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta tai\u00advaan kul\u00adta\u00adpor\u00adteil\u00adta. Jee\u00adsus kat\u00adsoi Pie\u00adta\u00adriin ja sanoi:
- Min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n olen opet\u00adta\u00adnut lau\u00adpeut\u00adta ja anteek\u00adsian\u00adtoa. K\u00e4y heti hake\u00admas\u00adsa ne ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset takai\u00adsin!
Pie\u00adta\u00adri l\u00e4h\u00adti juok\u00adsu\u00adjal\u00adkaa takai\u00adsin por\u00adtil\u00adle, pala\u00adsi muu\u00adta\u00adman minuu\u00adtin kulut\u00adtua Jee\u00adsuk\u00adsen luo ja sanoi:
- Ne ovat kadon\u00adneet!
- Ne ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset vai? kysyi Jee\u00adsus.
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4 ja tai\u00advaan kul\u00adta\u00adpor\u00adtit my\u00f6s. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kak\u00adsi Odes\u00adsan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adta tapa\u00adsi toi\u00adsen\u00adsa. Van\u00adhem\u00adpi sanoi nuo\u00adrem\u00admal\u00adle:
- Johan, sinul\u00adla on kuu\u00adlem\u00adma veli Ruot\u00adsis\u00adsa. Mik\u00adset ole kos\u00adkaan ker\u00adto\u00adnut, ett\u00e4 sinul\u00adla on suku\u00adlai\u00adsia ulko\u00admail\u00adla?
- Ulko\u00admail\u00adla, eih\u00e4n minun vel\u00adje\u00adni asu ulko\u00admail\u00adla. Min\u00e4 asun ulko\u00admail\u00adla! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kak\u00adsi pik\u00adku\u00adpoi\u00adkaa on G\u00f6te\u00adbor\u00adgis\u00adsa pis\u00adsal\u00adla sei\u00adn\u00e4n vie\u00adres\u00ads\u00e4. Toi\u00adnen vil\u00adkai\u00adsee kave\u00adri\u00adaan ja sanoo:
- Sinua\u00adhan ei ole vie\u00adl\u00e4 ymp\u00e4\u00adri\u00adlei\u00adkat\u00adtu!
- Ei ole\u00adkaan, toi\u00adnen vas\u00adtaa. Is\u00e4 ei n\u00e4et ole vie\u00adl\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt, j\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adme\u00adk\u00f6 me t\u00e4n\u00adne. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kato\u00adli\u00adnen pap\u00adpi, lute\u00adri\u00adlai\u00adnen teo\u00adlo\u00adgi ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen pap\u00adpi kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adli\u00advat sii\u00adt\u00e4, mil\u00adloin el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 alkaa. Kato\u00adli\u00adnen pap\u00adpi sanoi:
- El\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 alkaa hedel\u00adm\u00f6i\u00adtys\u00adhet\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4. T\u00e4l\u00adl\u00f6in juma\u00adla istut\u00adtaa sie\u00adlun ja el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4n kipi\u00adn\u00e4n siki\u00ad\u00f6\u00f6n.
Lute\u00adri\u00adlai\u00adnen teo\u00adlo\u00adgi jat\u00adkoi:
- Me uskom\u00adme, ett\u00e4 el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 alkaa syn\u00adty\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, kos\u00adka sil\u00adloin vau\u00advas\u00adta tulee itse\u00adn\u00e4i\u00adnen yksi\u00adl\u00f6 ja se kyke\u00adnee teke\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n omia p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6k\u00adsi\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n ja alkaa oppia syn\u00adnis\u00adt\u00e4.
Pap\u00adpi pudis\u00adte\u00adli p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n ja sanoi:
- Te olet\u00adte molem\u00admat v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4. El\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 alkaa, kun lap\u00adset ovat val\u00admis\u00adtu\u00adneet ammat\u00adtiin ja muut\u00adta\u00adneet pois kotoa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kol\u00adme ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00ads\u00e4i\u00adti\u00e4 New Yor\u00adkin Cent\u00adral Par\u00adkis\u00adsa:
- Poi\u00adka\u00adni asuu Flo\u00adri\u00addas\u00adsa ja kir\u00adjoit\u00adtaa minul\u00adle joka p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4, kehai\u00adsee yksi.
- Minun poi\u00adka\u00adni asuu Euroo\u00adpas\u00adsa ja soit\u00adtaa minul\u00adle joka p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4, ylis\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 toi\u00adnen.
- Minun poi\u00adka\u00adni k\u00e4y Man\u00adhat\u00adta\u00adnin kal\u00adleim\u00admal\u00adla psy\u00adko\u00adte\u00adra\u00adpeu\u00adtil\u00adla. Ja kenes\u00adt\u00e4 h\u00e4n siel\u00adl\u00e4 puhuu? Minus\u00adta vain! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Len\u00adto\u00adko\u00adne menet\u00adti kor\u00adkeut\u00adtaan. Len\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4 kuu\u00adlut\u00adti:
- Mei\u00add\u00e4n on keven\u00adnet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 painoa!
\nRans\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adnen k\u00e4ve\u00adlee ovel\u00adle, huu\u00adtaa \u201cVive la France!\u201d ja hyp\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4. Englan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adnen ei halua olla rans\u00adka\u00adlais\u00adta huo\u00adnom\u00adpi vaan k\u00e4ve\u00adlee ovel\u00adle, huu\u00adtaa \u201cGod Save the Queen!\u201d ja hyp\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4. Mut\u00adta sek\u00e4\u00e4n ei rii\u00adt\u00e4. Len\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4n jat\u00adkaes\u00adsa vaa\u00adti\u00admuk\u00adsi\u00adaan ame\u00adrik\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adnen nousee, hei\u00adlut\u00adte\u00adlee sete\u00adli\u00adtuk\u00adkoa ja sanoo:
- Mak\u00adsan n\u00e4m\u00e4 rahat sil\u00adle, joka hyp\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4 puo\u00adles\u00adta\u00adni!
Puo\u00adla\u00adlai\u00adnen nousee, muti\u00adsee \u201cmeh\u00e4n t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 aina jou\u00addum\u00adme k\u00e4r\u00adsi\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n\u201d ja ottaa tar\u00adjouk\u00adsen vas\u00adtaan. Kun h\u00e4n on ovel\u00adla, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen sanoo h\u00e4nel\u00adle nopeas\u00adti:
- Kuu\u00adle, min\u00e4 voin s\u00e4i\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 raho\u00adja\u00adsi sil\u00adl\u00e4 aikaa kun sin\u00e4 hyp\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4t. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mat\u00adhias Svart ja Anders Gul\u00adberg tapa\u00adsi\u00advat Hit\u00adle\u00adrin Sak\u00adsas\u00adsa. He oli\u00advat molem\u00admat men\u00adneet aikoi\u00adnaan nai\u00admi\u00adsiin arja\u00adlai\u00adsen nai\u00adsen kans\u00adsa.
- T\u00e4m\u00e4 alkaa k\u00e4y\u00add\u00e4 kiusal\u00adli\u00adsek\u00adsi. Vai\u00admo\u00adni puhuu nykyi\u00adsin vain ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 avio\u00admie\u00adhes\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, joka oli arja\u00adlai\u00adnen.
- Mit\u00e4s tuo. Minun haas\u00adte\u00adlee vain tule\u00advas\u00adta avio\u00admies\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, joka on kan\u00adsal\u00adlis\u00adso\u00adsia\u00adlis\u00adti. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mat\u00adhias k\u00e4ve\u00adlee kol\u00adman\u00adnen val\u00adta\u00adkun\u00adnan alkuai\u00adkoi\u00adna kadul\u00adla ja l\u00e4hes\u00adtyy j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adte\u00adl\u00f6\u00adkaup\u00adpias\u00adta. Tul\u00adles\u00adsaan kojun vie\u00adreen h\u00e4n n\u00e4r\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adtyk\u00adsek\u00adseen n\u00e4kee kyl\u00adtin: En myy ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle!
- Min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n tun\u00adnen sinut, Mat\u00adhias sanoo j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adte\u00adl\u00f6\u00adkaup\u00adpi\u00adaal\u00adle. Etk\u00f6 sin\u00e4 ole itse\u00adkin ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen, Anders Kyr\u00adkos\u00adten?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4 olen, j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adte\u00adl\u00f6\u00adkaup\u00adpias vas\u00adtaa.
- Etk\u00f6 sin\u00e4 sit\u00adten yht\u00e4\u00e4n h\u00e4pe\u00e4? Mat\u00adhias s\u00e4t\u00adtii myy\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4. Ajat\u00adte\u00adle, mit\u00e4 kaik\u00adkea me olem\u00adme saa\u00adneet k\u00e4r\u00adsi\u00e4 ja nyt sin\u00e4 itse kiel\u00adt\u00e4y\u00addyt myy\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adte\u00adl\u00f6\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle!
Anders vil\u00adkai\u00adsee ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adleen ja vas\u00adtaa kuis\u00adkaa\u00admal\u00adla toi\u00adses\u00adta suu\u00adpie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n:
- Et var\u00admaan\u00adkaan ole vie\u00adl\u00e4 mais\u00adta\u00adnut t\u00e4t\u00e4 j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adte\u00adl\u00f6\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Nel\u00adj\u00e4 pap\u00adpia v\u00e4it\u00adte\u00adli nii\u00adtyl\u00adl\u00e4 teo\u00adlo\u00adgi\u00adsis\u00adta kysy\u00admyk\u00adsis\u00adt\u00e4. Kun asias\u00adta ei p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adty yksi\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adteen, \u00e4\u00e4nes\u00adtet\u00adtiin. Tulos oli 3-1. V\u00e4hem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00f6n j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnyt pap\u00adpi sanoi:
- Omas\u00adsa\u00adtun\u00adnos\u00adsa\u00adni tie\u00add\u00e4n ole\u00adva\u00adni oikeas\u00adsa. Niin\u00adp\u00e4 min\u00e4 nyt rukoi\u00adlen Her\u00adral\u00adta jotain merk\u00adki\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4.
Oitis aurin\u00adgon eteen ilmes\u00adtyi mus\u00adta pil\u00advi, joka ver\u00adho\u00adsi aurin\u00adgon niin, ett\u00e4 vain yksi valon\u00ads\u00e4\u00adde valai\u00adsi v\u00e4hem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00f6n j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adneen papin. Het\u00adken kulut\u00adtua pil\u00advi haih\u00adtui taas tyh\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4n. Enem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00adpap\u00adpien keu\u00adla\u00admies kui\u00adten\u00adkin v\u00e4hek\u00adsyi tapah\u00adtu\u00admaa. V\u00e4hem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00adpap\u00adpi rukoi\u00adli:
- Oi Her\u00adra, anna minul\u00adle voi\u00admak\u00adkaam\u00adpi merk\u00adki, ett\u00e4 olen oikeas\u00adsa.
Sii\u00adn\u00e4 samas\u00adsa nousi val\u00adta\u00adva uko\u00adnil\u00adma. Sala\u00adma iski l\u00e4hel\u00adl\u00e4 ole\u00advaan puu\u00adhun. Sade kas\u00adte\u00adli kai\u00adken, pait\u00adsi merk\u00adki\u00e4 pyy\u00adt\u00e4\u00adneen papin liti\u00adm\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4k\u00adsi. Enem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6n puhe\u00admies\u00adpap\u00adpi tote\u00adsi:
- T\u00e4l\u00adlais\u00adta sattuu.
\nV\u00e4hem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00adpap\u00adpi rukoi\u00adli:
- Oi Her\u00adra, anna minul\u00adle sel\u00adlai\u00adnen merk\u00adki, ett\u00e4 nuo toi\u00adset uskoisivat.
\nSii\u00adn\u00e4 samas\u00adsa tai\u00advas auke\u00adni. N\u00e4kyi val\u00adta\u00adva, hui\u00adkai\u00adse\u00adva valo ja huu\u00admaa\u00advan voi\u00adma\u00adkas \u00e4\u00e4ni sanoi:
- H\u00e4n on oikeas\u00adsa!
Enem\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6\u00adpap\u00adpi oli het\u00adken hil\u00adjaa ja sanoi sit\u00adten:
- No, hyv\u00e4 on: 3-2. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Osta uusia Adolf-muro\u00adja. Joka pak\u00adkauk\u00adses\u00adsa vek\u00adku\u00adli pik\u00adku ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adnuk\u00adke. Ker\u00e4\u00e4 koko kes\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adlei\u00adri ja voi\u00adta mat\u00adka Auschwiziin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Pap\u00adpi meni par\u00adtu\u00adriin, ja kun hiuk\u00adset oli lei\u00adkat\u00adtu, h\u00e4n kiit\u00adti ja kysyi par\u00adtu\u00adril\u00adta pal\u00adjon\u00adko ty\u00f6 mak\u00adsoi.
- Is\u00e4, te olet\u00adte pyh\u00e4 mies ja teet\u00adte pal\u00adjon hyv\u00e4\u00e4. Talo tar\u00adjo\u00adaa t\u00e4m\u00e4n.
Pap\u00adpi kiit\u00adti par\u00adtu\u00adria ja pois\u00adtui. Seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna aamu\u00adna par\u00adtu\u00adrin tul\u00adles\u00adsa t\u00f6i\u00adhin por\u00adtail\u00adla oli kak\u00adsi\u00adtois\u00adta kul\u00adta\u00adko\u00adlik\u00adkoa. Par\u00adtu\u00adri ihmet\u00adte\u00adli ja ilos\u00adtui, ja jat\u00adkoi t\u00f6i\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n hyv\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 mie\u00adlel\u00adl\u00e4. Seu\u00adraa\u00adval\u00adla vii\u00adkol\u00adla par\u00adtu\u00adriin tuli imaa\u00admi. Par\u00adtu\u00adri trim\u00adma\u00adsi t\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 par\u00adran ja tasoit\u00adte\u00adli hiuk\u00adsia. Kun imaa\u00admi aikoi mak\u00adsaa, par\u00adtu\u00adri sanoi:
- Ei, ei. Te olet\u00adte hen\u00adki\u00adnen joh\u00adta\u00adja ja kan\u00adsan mies. Vaik\u00adka en kuu\u00adlu kirk\u00adkoon\u00adne, kun\u00adnioi\u00adtan ty\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4n\u00adne ja vakau\u00admus\u00adtan\u00adne, enk\u00e4 voi ottaa teil\u00adt\u00e4 rahaa. Talo tar\u00adjo\u00adaa t\u00e4m\u00e4n.
Seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna aamu\u00adna par\u00adtu\u00adrin tul\u00adles\u00adsa t\u00f6i\u00adhin por\u00adtail\u00adla oli kak\u00adsi\u00adtois\u00adta rubii\u00adnia. Par\u00adtu\u00adri ihmet\u00adte\u00adli t\u00e4t\u00e4, ja jat\u00adkoi ty\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 iloi\u00adten hyv\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 onnes\u00adta. Seu\u00adraa\u00adval\u00adla vii\u00adkol\u00adla pap\u00adpi tuli par\u00adtu\u00adriin. My\u00f6s t\u00e4l\u00adle par\u00adtu\u00adri sanoi:
- Te olet\u00adte oppi\u00adnut ja vii\u00adsas mies ja k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4t\u00adte vii\u00adsau\u00adten\u00adne seu\u00adra\u00adkun\u00adtan\u00adne ja sen ihmis\u00adten hyv\u00e4k\u00adsi. En voi pyy\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 teil\u00adt\u00e4 mak\u00adsua. Talo tar\u00adjo\u00adaa t\u00e4m\u00e4n.
Seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna aamu\u00adna par\u00adtu\u00adrin tul\u00adles\u00adsa t\u00f6i\u00adhin por\u00adtail\u00adla oli kak\u00adsi\u00adtois\u00adta pap\u00adpia odot\u00adta\u00admas\u00adsa hius\u00adten\u00adleik\u00adkuu\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Pekin\u00adgis\u00ads\u00e4 lii\u00adke\u00admat\u00adkal\u00adla ole\u00adva ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen saa kuul\u00adla, ett\u00e4 kau\u00adpun\u00adgis\u00adsa on ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen seu\u00adra\u00adkun\u00adta. H\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsee tak\u00adsil\u00adla oike\u00adaan osoit\u00adtee\u00adseen ja menee kirk\u00adkoon rukoi\u00adle\u00admaan, her\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4en pai\u00adkal\u00adlis\u00adten usko\u00advais\u00adten huo\u00admio\u00adta. Kii\u00adna\u00adlai\u00adnen pap\u00adpi aste\u00adlee h\u00e4nen luok\u00adseen ja kysyy:
- Mit\u00e4 te t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 teet\u00adte?
- Tot\u00adta\u00adkai tulen kirk\u00adkoon aina kun vain mah\u00addol\u00adlis\u00adta.
- Olet\u00adte\u00adko te ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen?
- Kyll\u00e4.
\nKii\u00adna\u00adlai\u00adnen pap\u00adpi kur\u00adtis\u00adtaa kul\u00admi\u00adaan:
- Te ette n\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Pie\u00adta\u00adris\u00adsa asui samas\u00adsa talos\u00adsa kris\u00adtit\u00adty ja ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen, ja he kinas\u00adte\u00adli\u00advat usein usko\u00adn\u00adasiois\u00adta. Ker\u00adran kris\u00adtit\u00adty p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adti teh\u00add\u00e4 ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adle pal\u00adve\u00adluk\u00adsen ja pesi y\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4 h\u00e4nen aina likai\u00adsen Ladan\u00adsa. Seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna ilta\u00adna h\u00e4n kuu\u00adli pihal\u00adta kit\u00adkut\u00adta\u00advaa \u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 ja n\u00e4ki ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen kumar\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna h\u00e4nen auton\u00adsa puo\u00adleen. Kun kris\u00adtit\u00adty meni auton\u00adsa luo, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen sei\u00adsoi siel\u00adl\u00e4 rau\u00adta\u00adsa\u00adha k\u00e4des\u00ads\u00e4 ja sanoi:
- Kun sin\u00e4 ker\u00adran kas\u00adtoit minun auto\u00adni, p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtin min\u00e4 ymp\u00e4\u00adri\u00adlei\u00adka\u00adta sinun auto\u00adsi! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Rikas ame\u00adrik\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adnen kuk\u00adka\u00adhat\u00adtu meni kuol\u00adleen kis\u00adsan\u00adsa kans\u00adsa papin luok\u00adse ja pyy\u00adsi h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 siu\u00adnaa\u00admaan ja hau\u00adtaa\u00admaan kis\u00adsan.
- Hyv\u00e4 rou\u00adva, uskon\u00adtom\u00adme ei sal\u00adli mei\u00add\u00e4n hau\u00adtaa\u00advan lem\u00admik\u00adkie\u00adl\u00e4i\u00admi\u00e4.
- Ja min\u00e4 kun olin aja\u00adtel\u00adlut lah\u00adjoit\u00adtaa kir\u00adkol\u00adle vii\u00adsi\u00adtu\u00adhat\u00adta dol\u00adla\u00adria.
- Hyv\u00e4 rou\u00adva, mik\u00adset\u00adte heti ker\u00adto\u00adnut kis\u00adsan\u00adne ole\u00advan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sii\u00adnain er\u00e4\u00admaas\u00adta on l\u00f6y\u00addet\u00adty van\u00adha per\u00adga\u00adment\u00adti, joka selit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 sen, mik\u00adsi kym\u00adme\u00adnen k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 kir\u00adjoi\u00adtet\u00adtiin kah\u00addel\u00adle kivi\u00adtau\u00adlul\u00adle. Juma\u00adla tar\u00adjo\u00adsi nii\u00adt\u00e4 ensin er\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle sak\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adle turis\u00adti\u00adryh\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adle. Turis\u00adti\u00adryh\u00adm\u00e4 kai\u00advoi omat ev\u00e4\u00e4t lau\u00adkus\u00adtaan, lukai\u00adsi l\u00e4pi kym\u00adme\u00adnen k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 ja he tote\u00adsi\u00advat:
- Ei k\u00e4y, emme me nii\u00adt\u00e4 huo\u00adli. Sii\u00adn\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n lukee, ett\u00e4 \u00e4l\u00e4 tapa. Tap\u00adpa\u00admi\u00adnen on luon\u00adnol\u00adlis\u00adta. Se on arja\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adla kul\u00adke\u00adnut vuo\u00adsi\u00adsa\u00adto\u00adja veren\u00adpe\u00adrin\u00adt\u00f6\u00adn\u00e4.
Seu\u00adraa\u00advak\u00adsi juma\u00adla tar\u00adjo\u00adsi kym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00e4 rans\u00adka\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adle ryh\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adle. Ryh\u00adm\u00e4 kai\u00advoi vii\u00adni\u00adpul\u00adlot lau\u00adkus\u00adtaan ja lukai\u00adsi k\u00e4s\u00adkyt l\u00e4pi. Ryh\u00adm\u00e4n joh\u00adta\u00adja tuli kal\u00adpea\u00adna juma\u00adlan luo ja sanoi:
- Ei k\u00e4y, niis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n kiel\u00adle\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n rakas\u00adte\u00adle\u00admi\u00adnen. Rakas\u00adte\u00adle\u00admi\u00adnen on kul\u00adke\u00adnut tuhan\u00adsia vuo\u00adsia gal\u00adlia\u00adlais\u00adten veren\u00adpe\u00adrin\u00adt\u00f6\u00adn\u00e4. Madre, ei k\u00e4y!
Seu\u00adraa\u00advak\u00adsi tuli ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen kaup\u00adpa\u00adrat\u00adsu pai\u00adkal\u00adle, ja juma\u00adla tar\u00adjo\u00adsi kym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 k\u00e4s\u00adky\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n h\u00e4nel\u00adle. Kaup\u00adpa\u00adrat\u00adsu lukai\u00adsi ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsen tau\u00adlun ja kysyi juma\u00adlal\u00adta:
- Mit\u00e4 tau\u00adlu mak\u00adsaa?
juma\u00adla vas\u00adta\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 tau\u00adlu on ilmai\u00adnen, jol\u00adloin ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen tote\u00adsi:
- Hyv\u00e4 on, sii\u00adhen hin\u00adtaan min\u00e4 otan nii\u00adt\u00e4 kak\u00adsi! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sodan aika\u00adna kak\u00adsi ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00admies\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtyy sak\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsen teloi\u00adtus\u00adkomp\u00adpa\u00adnian eteen. Kun hei\u00add\u00e4n sil\u00admil\u00adleen ollaan lait\u00adta\u00admas\u00adsa sidet\u00adt\u00e4, toi\u00adnen kiro\u00adaa ja kiel\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adtyy. Toi\u00adnen kuis\u00adkaa h\u00e4dis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n:
- Shh! \u00c4l\u00e4 nyt aiheu\u00adta en\u00e4\u00e4 lis\u00e4\u00e4 vai\u00adkeuk\u00adsia! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Todis\u00adteet sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 kris\u00adtus oli ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen:
- H\u00e4n asui van\u00adhem\u00adpien\u00adsa kans\u00adsa sii\u00adhen asti, kun t\u00e4yt\u00adti 33 vuot\u00adta.
- H\u00e4n ty\u00f6s\u00adken\u00adte\u00adli is\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 kans\u00adsa samas\u00adsa yri\u00adtyk\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4.
- H\u00e4nen \u00e4itin\u00ads\u00e4 uskoi juma\u00adlaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Toi\u00adsen maa\u00adil\u00adman\u00adso\u00addan aikaan oli ame\u00adrik\u00adka\u00adlais\u00adjouk\u00adko\u00adja sijoi\u00adtet\u00adtu my\u00f6s Poh\u00adjois-Austra\u00adli\u00adaan. Tuki\u00adkoh\u00addan l\u00e4hel\u00adl\u00e4 sijait\u00adsi vau\u00adras maa\u00adti\u00adla, jon\u00adka les\u00adki\u00adrou\u00adva tun\u00adsi olon\u00adsa yksi\u00adn\u00e4i\u00adsek\u00adsi ja soit\u00adti tuki\u00adkoh\u00addan komen\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adle.
- Her\u00adra evers\u00adti, olkaa hyv\u00e4 ja l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 kol\u00adme yksi\u00adn\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 soti\u00adlas\u00adta p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adlis\u00adseu\u00adrak\u00adse\u00adni. Ei kui\u00adten\u00adkaan ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsia, olkaa hyv\u00e4!
- Hyv\u00e4 on, rou\u00adva. Arvos\u00adtam\u00adme vie\u00adraan\u00adva\u00adrai\u00adsuut\u00adtan\u00adne.
Illan\u00adkoit\u00adtees\u00adsa rou\u00advan ovel\u00adle kopu\u00adtet\u00adtiin. Kyn\u00adnyk\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 sei\u00adsoi kol\u00adme hii\u00adlen\u00admus\u00adtaa sota\u00admies\u00adt\u00e4. Rou\u00adva sai vai\u00advoin sano\u00adtuk\u00adsi:
- Tuo\u00adta\u2026 t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 t\u00e4y\u00adtyy olla jokin v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsi\u00adtys\u2026
- Ei, rou\u00adva, mei\u00add\u00e4n evers\u00adti Gulls\u00adten ei tee ereh\u00addyk\u00adsi\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Vaa\u00adte\u00adkaup\u00adpaa pit\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 van\u00adha ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen teki kuo\u00adle\u00admaa. Per\u00adhe oli kokoon\u00adtu\u00adnut h\u00e4nen vuo\u00adteen\u00adsa ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adle. Van\u00adhus ava\u00adsi \u00e4kki\u00e4 sil\u00adm\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 ja kaik\u00adki tun\u00adgek\u00adsi\u00advat l\u00e4hem\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi kuul\u00adlak\u00adseen, mit\u00e4 papal\u00adla oli sanot\u00adta\u00advaa:
- Onko mam\u00adma t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4? van\u00adha kaup\u00adpias sai vai\u00advoin kysy\u00adtyk\u00adsi.
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, pap\u00adpa.
- Onko tyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adre\u00adni Sara t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, pap\u00adpa.
- Onko poi\u00adka\u00adni Ing\u00admar t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, pap\u00adpa.
- Onko poi\u00adka\u00adni M\u00e5r\u00adten t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, pap\u00adpa.
- Ovat\u00adko mini\u00e4\u00adni ja v\u00e4vy\u00adni t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, pap\u00adpa.
Sil\u00adloin ukko kohot\u00adtau\u00adtui rajus\u00adti istu\u00admaan ja huusi:
- Kuka sit\u00adten pit\u00e4\u00e4 huol\u00adta kau\u00adpas\u00adta! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Van\u00adha her\u00adras\u00admies menee kato\u00adli\u00adseen kirk\u00adkoon tun\u00adnus\u00adta\u00admaan syn\u00adtin\u00ads\u00e4.
- Is\u00e4, olen 75-vuo\u00adtias. Olen ollut nai\u00admi\u00adsis\u00adsa vii\u00adsi\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 vuot\u00adta. Kaik\u00adki n\u00e4m\u00e4 vuo\u00addet olen ollut uskol\u00adli\u00adnen vai\u00admol\u00adle\u00adni, mut\u00adta eilen iskin pari\u00adkymp\u00adpi\u00adsen tyt\u00f6n.
- Kos\u00adka olet vii\u00admek\u00adsi tun\u00adnus\u00adta\u00adnut syn\u00adti\u00adsi?
- En ole kos\u00adkaan tun\u00adnus\u00adta\u00adnut syn\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4\u00adni. Olen ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen.
- Mik\u00adsi sit\u00adten tulet kirk\u00adkoon ker\u00adto\u00admaan t\u00e4m\u00e4n minul\u00adle?
- Min\u00e4 ker\u00adron t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 kai\u00adkil\u00adle! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Van\u00adha ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adnen sanan\u00adlas\u00adku kuu\u00adluu:
Kun n\u00e4et sokean mie\u00adhen, voit hyvin pot\u00adkais\u00adta h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4. Mik\u00adsi sinun pit\u00e4i\u00adsi olla armol\u00adli\u00adsem\u00adpi kuin juma\u00adla? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Van\u00adha ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00admies k\u00e4ve\u00adlee ran\u00adnal\u00adla pojan\u00adpoi\u00adkan\u00adsa kans\u00adsa. Val\u00adta\u00adva hy\u00f6\u00adky\u00adaal\u00adto pyyh\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsee pojan\u00adpo\u00adjan mereen. Van\u00adhus pol\u00advis\u00adtuu ran\u00adnal\u00adle ja huu\u00adtaa tai\u00advaa\u00adseen:
- Hyv\u00e4 juma\u00adla, h\u00e4n oli ainoa pojan\u00adpoi\u00adka\u00adni! Miten saa\u00adtat teh\u00add\u00e4 minul\u00adle t\u00e4m\u00e4n?
Yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 h\u00e4n huo\u00admaa, ett\u00e4 seu\u00adraa\u00adva aal\u00adto heit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 pojan\u00adpo\u00adjan vahin\u00adgoit\u00adtu\u00admat\u00adto\u00adma\u00adna ran\u00adnal\u00adle. Van\u00adha mies huu\u00adtaa tai\u00advaa\u00adseen nyrk\u00adki\u00e4 pui\u00adden:
- Mit\u00e4 sin\u00e4 teit h\u00e4nen hatul\u00adleen? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Van\u00adhal\u00adla ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla mak\u00adka\u00adra\u00adteh\u00adtai\u00adli\u00adjal\u00adla Ander\u00adsil\u00adla oli vain yksi peril\u00adli\u00adnen, poi\u00adka nimel\u00adt\u00e4 H\u00e5kan. H\u00e4n opis\u00adke\u00adli filo\u00adso\u00adfi\u00adaa ja ant\u00adro\u00adpo\u00adlo\u00adgi\u00adaa Mos\u00adko\u00advan yli\u00adopis\u00adtos\u00adsa. Is\u00e4 Anders oli jo mon\u00adta vuot\u00adta yrit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt saa\u00adda pojas\u00adtaan jat\u00adka\u00adjaa, mut\u00adta huo\u00adnol\u00adla menes\u00adtyk\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4. J\u00e4l\u00adleen is\u00e4 yrit\u00adti esi\u00adtel\u00adlen samal\u00adla t\u00e4y\u00adsin auto\u00admaat\u00adtis\u00adta lenk\u00adki\u00admak\u00adka\u00adra\u00adko\u00adnet\u00adta:
- T\u00e4m\u00e4 on t\u00e4y\u00adsin auto\u00admaat\u00adti\u00adnen ja idioot\u00adti\u00advar\u00adma kone, jota sin\u00e4\u00adkin poi\u00adka\u00adni H\u00e5kan osaat k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4! Se on n\u00e4in help\u00adpoa. Kun ty\u00f6n\u00adn\u00e4t t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 aasin sis\u00e4\u00e4n, tulee tuol\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 val\u00admis mak\u00adka\u00adra ulos!
Poi\u00adka, filo\u00adso\u00adfi\u00adnen snob\u00adbai\u00adli\u00adja, kek\u00adsi kys\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4:
- Mut\u00adta onko sinul\u00adla, is\u00e4\u00aduk\u00adko, my\u00f6s sel\u00adlai\u00adnen kone, ett\u00e4 kun sii\u00adhen ty\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 lenk\u00adki\u00e4 sis\u00e4\u00e4n, tulee toi\u00adses\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 aasi ulos?
- Kyl\u00adl\u00e4, se on sinun \u00e4iti\u00adsi\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nyt meil\u00adl\u00e4 on t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 kokoel\u00adma rat\u00adki\u00adrie\u00admuk\u00adkai\u00adta ruot\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00advit\u00adse\u00adj\u00e4! Kokoel\u00adman ins\u00adpi\u00adraa\u00adtio\u00adna oli yli\u00adkons\u00adtaa\u00adpe\u00adli Ilpo Liik\u00adka\u00adsen sut\u00adkau\u00adtus ruotsalaisvitseist\u00e4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24201,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/24201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}