{"id":1529,"date":"2005-09-15T11:37:41","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T08:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2010-10-11T19:54:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:54:17","slug":"ei-ole-karvoihin-katsominen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/09\/15\/ei-ole-karvoihin-katsominen\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeez you got a big pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4n t\u00e4m\u00e4n Ves\u00adkul\u00adta tul\u00adleen s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adpos\u00adti\u00adju\u00adtun edel\u00adleen\u00adl\u00e4\u00adhet\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsen n\u00e4p\u00adp\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00adti pos\u00adtaa\u00admal\u00adla sen t\u00e4n\u00adne. Toi\u00advot\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti samal\u00adla tulen vas\u00adtan\u00adneek\u00adsi J\u00e4\u00e4\u00addy\u00adke\u00adpii\u00adri\u00adkun\u00adnan heit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n haas\u00adtee\u00adseen<\/a>! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hyv\u00e4 net\u00adti\u00adtoh\u00adto\u00adri, #<\/a><\/p>\n

Olen 17-vuo\u00adtias tyt\u00adt\u00f6 ja ongel\u00adma\u00adni on suh\u00adteet\u00adto\u00adman koo\u00adkas \u201cmir\u00adri\u201d. Min\u00adne tahan\u00adsa menen\u00adkin, en kyke\u00adne pii\u00adlot\u00adta\u00admaan sit\u00e4 ute\u00adliail\u00adta kat\u00adseil\u00adta. Saan sik\u00adsi ali\u00adtui\u00adseen osak\u00adse\u00adni tui\u00adjo\u00adtus\u00adta ja s\u00e4\u00e4\u00adlin\u00adse\u00adkais\u00adta ihmet\u00adte\u00adly\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kou\u00adlus\u00adsa luok\u00adka\u00adni tyt\u00f6t ovat ker\u00adto\u00adneet, ett\u00e4 kenel\u00adl\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n heis\u00adt\u00e4 ei ole n\u00e4in suur\u00adta. He eiv\u00e4t my\u00f6s\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n ole kos\u00adkaan n\u00e4h\u00adneet yhdel\u00adl\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adris\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n mit\u00e4\u00e4n t\u00e4l\u00adlais\u00adta. Luok\u00adka\u00adni pojat puo\u00adles\u00adtaan vinoi\u00adle\u00advat, ett\u00e4 \u201ctuo\u00adhan hot\u00adkai\u00adsi\u00adsi rans\u00adkan\u00adlei\u00adv\u00e4n\u00adkin ker\u00adta\u00adhau\u00adkul\u00adla\u201d. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kotoa\u00adkaan en juu\u00adri saa hen\u00adkis\u00adt\u00e4 tukea ongel\u00admaa\u00adni. \u00c4iti\u00adni sanoo, ett\u00e4 minun on vain hyv\u00e4k\u00adsyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 asia, kos\u00adka olen t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adsen jos\u00adkus saa\u00adnut. Is\u00e4 taas pit\u00e4\u00e4 asi\u00adaa yhden\u00adte\u00adke\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4, kun\u00adhan h\u00e4n ei jou\u00addu \u201cmii\u00adsu\u00adni\u201d vuok\u00adsi mak\u00adsu\u00admie\u00adhek\u00adsi. Tus\u00adkaa\u00adni on vie\u00adl\u00e4 vii\u00adme aikoi\u00adna lis\u00e4n\u00adnyt se, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4 on alka\u00adnut irro\u00adta kar\u00advo\u00adja. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 siis voi\u00adsin teh\u00add\u00e4? Lai\u00adtan t\u00e4h\u00e4n kir\u00adjeen liit\u00adteek\u00adsi my\u00f6s kuvan, jos\u00adsa makaan sel\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4\u00adni, jot\u00adta voi\u00adsit\u00adte hah\u00admot\u00adtaa ongel\u00adma\u00adni. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Tytt\u00f6 #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lopuk\u00adsi vie\u00adl\u00e4 pari muu\u00adta, aihee\u00adseen liit\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 vit\u00adsi\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hey Bil\u00adly. Bil\u00adly! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, \u201cY\u2019k\u00adnow I\u2019d like a litt\u00adle pus\u00adsy\u201d. She said, \u201cMe too, mine\u2019s as big as a house!\u201d
\n\u2026See, she, she wan\u00adted a litt\u00adle one \u2018cause hers was\u2026 \u2026big as a house. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Bil\u00adly. Bil\u00adly! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, \u201cJeez you got a big pus\u00adsy. Jeez you got a big pus\u00adsy.\u201d She said, \u201cWhy did you say that twice?\u201d I said, \u201cI didn\u2019t.\u201d
\n..See, cuz of the echo. #<\/a><\/p>\n

IMDb: Memo\u00adrable Quo\u00adtes from Pre\u00adda\u00adtor<\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4n t\u00e4m\u00e4n Ves\u00adkul\u00adta tul\u00adleen s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adpos\u00adti\u00adju\u00adtun edel\u00adleen\u00adl\u00e4\u00adhet\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsen n\u00e4p\u00adp\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00adti pos\u00adtaa\u00admal\u00adla sen t\u00e4n\u00adne. Toi\u00advot\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti samal\u00adla tulen vas\u00adtan\u00adneek\u00adsi J\u00e4\u00e4\u00addy\u00adke\u00adpii\u00adri\u00adkun\u00adnan heit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n haas\u00adtee\u00adseen! # Hyv\u00e4 net\u00adti\u00adtoh\u00adto\u00adri, # Olen 17-vuo\u00ad\u00adtias tyt\u00adt\u00f6 ja ongel\u00adma\u00adni on suh\u00adteet\u00adto\u00adman koo\u00adkas \u201cmir\u00adri\u201d. Min\u00adne tahan\u00adsa menen\u00adkin, en kyke\u00adne pii\u00adlot\u00adta\u00admaan sit\u00e4 ute\u00adliail\u00adta kat\u00adseil\u00adta. Saan sik\u00adsi ali\u00adtui\u00adseen osak\u00adse\u00adni tui\u00adjo\u00adtus\u00adta ja s\u00e4\u00e4\u00adlin\u00adse\u00adkais\u00adta ihmet\u00adte\u00adly\u00e4. # Kou\u00adlus\u00adsa luok\u00adka\u00adni tyt\u00f6t ovat ker\u00adto\u00adneet, ett\u00e4 kenel\u00adl\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n heis\u00adt\u00e4 ei ole [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1521],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meemit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15525,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions\/15525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}