{"id":1536,"date":"2005-09-15T20:27:17","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T17:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2005-09-15T20:27:17","modified_gmt":"2005-09-15T17:27:17","slug":"koira-ja-myyra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/09\/15\/koira-ja-myyra\/","title":{"rendered":"Koira ja myyr\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cMet\u00ads\u00e4\u00admie\u00adhen ja h\u00e4nen koi\u00adran\u00adsa v\u00e4lil\u00adle keh\u00adkey\u00adty\u00adnyt kahak\u00adka p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adtyi ampu\u00admi\u00adseen Bul\u00adga\u00adrias\u00adsa, ker\u00adtoi\u00advat pai\u00adkal\u00adli\u00adset tie\u00addo\u00adtus\u00adv\u00e4\u00adli\u00adneet tors\u00adtai\u00adna. [\u2026] #<\/a><\/p>\n

Tilan\u00adne sai alkun\u00adsa, kun kar\u00adkea\u00adkar\u00advai\u00adnen sak\u00adsan\u00adsei\u00adso\u00adja ei suos\u00adtu\u00adnut vapaut\u00adta\u00admaan lin\u00adtua, jon\u00adka se oli tuo\u00adnut omis\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adleen. Met\u00ads\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4 menet\u00adti malt\u00adtin\u00adsa itse\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adsen apu\u00adrin kans\u00adsa ja alkoi haka\u00adta koi\u00adraa kiv\u00e4\u00e4\u00adril\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kes\u00adken ruu\u00admiil\u00adli\u00adsen kuri\u00adtuk\u00adsen osat kui\u00adten\u00adkin vaih\u00adtui\u00advat, kun koi\u00adran k\u00e4p\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4 osui aseen lii\u00adpa\u00adsi\u00admeen ja ase lau\u00adke\u00adsi mies\u00adt\u00e4 koh\u00adti.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Verk\u00adko\u00aduu\u00adti\u00adset<\/a> (via Ampparit.com<\/em><\/a>): \u201cKoi\u00adra ampui mies\u00adt\u00e4 kaha\u00adkan p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adteek\u00adsi\u201d<\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4 onkin sopi\u00adva het\u00adki ker\u00adtoa toi\u00adnen, yht\u00e4 opet\u00adta\u00advai\u00adnen tari\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Oli\u00adpa ker\u00adran pie\u00adni Jani, joka mui\u00adden pihan poi\u00adkien kans\u00adsa kek\u00adsi rivi\u00adta\u00adlon taka\u00adpi\u00adhal\u00adta pel\u00adto\u00admyy\u00adr\u00e4n (Mic\u00adro\u00adtus agres\u00adtis L.<\/em>), ja se p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtet\u00adtiin pojis\u00adsa tuu\u00admin h\u00e4vit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4. Ensin pai\u00adkal\u00adle haet\u00adtiin piha\u00adpii\u00adris\u00ads\u00e4 py\u00f6\u00adri\u00adnyt kis\u00adsa (Felis domes\u00adticus<\/em>). Mut\u00adta kis\u00adsa oli maa\u00adlai\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adtaan huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta lii\u00adan urba\u00adni\u00adsoi\u00adtu\u00adnut, sil\u00adl\u00e4 se yrit\u00adti vain s\u00e4his\u00adten pae\u00adta myy\u00adr\u00e4\u00e4, sis\u00e4l\u00adle. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00adten Jani otti asiat kon\u00adkreet\u00adti\u00adses\u00adti omiin k\u00e4siin\u00ads\u00e4, joi\u00adhin oli sen\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n puke\u00adnut nah\u00adka\u00adhans\u00adkat ennen myy\u00adr\u00e4n pyy\u00addys\u00adt\u00e4\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4. Sit\u00adten myy\u00adr\u00e4n napan\u00adnut Jani l\u00e4h\u00adti myy\u00adr\u00e4n kans\u00adsa\u2026 jon\u00adne\u00adkin, en kyl\u00adl\u00e4 nyt kuol\u00adlak\u00adse\u00adni\u00adkaan muis\u00adta, ett\u00e4 mik\u00e4 se kunin\u00adgas\u00ada\u00adja\u00adtus oikein oli sii\u00adn\u00e4, ett\u00e4 minun piti l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00e4 juok\u00adse\u00admaan se myy\u00adr\u00e4 kou\u00adras\u00adsa jon\u00adne\u00adkin. Mut\u00adta siis juok\u00adsin. Ja sit\u00adten se myy\u00adr\u00e4 puri minua. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mai\u00adnit\u00adsin\u00adko jo, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 tapah\u00adtui kah\u00addek\u00adsan\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4\u00adlu\u00advun lopul\u00adla, eli nii\u00adhin aikoi\u00adhin, kun Suo\u00admes\u00adsa vii\u00admek\u00adsi rie\u00adhui vesi\u00adkau\u00adhu<\/a>? No, niin, t\u00e4m\u00e4 tapah\u00adtui siis nii\u00adhin aikoi\u00adhin, Suo\u00admes\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mis\u00ads\u00e4 min\u00e4 olin\u00adkaan? Ai niin, se myy\u00adr\u00e4 puri minua. Kun min\u00e4 juok\u00adsin. Kak\u00adsi pien\u00adt\u00e4 talt\u00adta\u00adham\u00admas\u00adta porau\u00adtui mus\u00adtan nah\u00adka\u00adhans\u00adkan l\u00e4pi sor\u00admee\u00adni ja sen seu\u00adrauk\u00adse\u00adna oli minun kan\u00adnal\u00adta\u00adni se, ett\u00e4 min\u00e4 kil\u00adjai\u00adsin, ja myy\u00adr\u00e4n kan\u00adnal\u00adta se, ett\u00e4 se irto\u00adsi minun r\u00e4py\u00adl\u00f6is\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni ja len\u00adsi vil\u00adlin ilma\u00adlen\u00adnon pihan poik\u00adki, sil\u00adl\u00e4 k\u00e4te\u00adni hei\u00adlah\u00adti vais\u00adto\u00admai\u00adses\u00adti. Ja min\u00e4 siis juok\u00adsin, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 tuli ihan kii\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti poh\u00adja\u00advauh\u00adtia\u00adkin otet\u00adtua ennen sit\u00e4 heit\u00adto\u00adsuo\u00adri\u00adtus\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

L\u00f6y\u00adsin sen myy\u00adr\u00e4n sit\u00adten kai\u00advon\u00adkan\u00adnen alta kyy\u00adh\u00f6t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4. En sit\u00adten j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnyt kum\u00admin\u00adkaan seu\u00adraa\u00admaan, ett\u00e4 mik\u00e4 oli\u00adsi myy\u00adr\u00e4n seu\u00adraa\u00adva siir\u00adto, vaan p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtin, ett\u00e4 se saa nyt minun puo\u00adles\u00adta\u00adni men\u00adn\u00e4 meno\u00adjaan, se myy\u00adr\u00e4, kun ker\u00adran oli niin pahas\u00adtu\u00adnut minul\u00adle sii\u00adt\u00e4 pyy\u00addys\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, ett\u00e4 puri. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Luul\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti\u00adhan se tie\u00adtys\u00adti kuo\u00adli mel\u00adko pian sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen, jos ei se sit\u00adten ollut ter\u00e4s\u00admyy\u00adr\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani-poi\u00adka puo\u00adles\u00adtaan viet\u00adti seu\u00adraa\u00advat p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4t sit\u00adten sii\u00adn\u00e4 pelos\u00adsa, ett\u00e4 saa nyt sen vesi\u00adkau\u00adhun ja kuo\u00adlee. Se oli aika j\u00e4n\u00adnit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4\u2026 tai oikeas\u00adtaan se oli aika pelot\u00adta\u00advaa, eik\u00e4 ollen\u00adkaan muka\u00advaa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ja kun tar\u00adkem\u00admin aja\u00adtel\u00adlaan, niin seh\u00e4n oli sil\u00adle Jani-mul\u00adkul\u00adle ihan oikein! Ei el\u00e4i\u00admi\u00e4 sil\u00adl\u00e4 lail\u00adla pid\u00e4 pyy\u00addys\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 ja hei\u00adtel\u00adl\u00e4 hal\u00adki ilmo\u00adjen. Mit\u00e4 pahaa se myy\u00adr\u00e4 muka kenel\u00adle\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n oli teh\u00adnyt? Ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n, kenel\u00adle\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n! Sie\u00adti\u00adkin pyy\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4 saa\u00adda myy\u00adr\u00e4n\u00adham\u00adpais\u00adta ja pel\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4 seu\u00adraa\u00advat p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4t rai\u00advo\u00adtau\u00adtia. Ihan niin kuin tuo met\u00ads\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4\u00adkin sie\u00adti saa\u00adda pys\u00adsys\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, oman koi\u00adran tas\u00adsus\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cMet\u00ads\u00e4\u00admie\u00adhen ja h\u00e4nen koi\u00adran\u00adsa v\u00e4lil\u00adle keh\u00adkey\u00adty\u00adnyt kahak\u00adka p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adtyi ampu\u00admi\u00adseen Bul\u00adga\u00adrias\u00adsa, ker\u00adtoi\u00advat pai\u00adkal\u00adli\u00adset tie\u00addo\u00adtus\u00adv\u00e4\u00adli\u00adneet tors\u00adtai\u00adna. [\u2026] # Tilan\u00adne sai alkun\u00adsa, kun kar\u00adkea\u00adkar\u00advai\u00adnen sak\u00adsan\u00adsei\u00adso\u00adja ei suos\u00adtu\u00adnut vapaut\u00adta\u00admaan lin\u00adtua, jon\u00adka se oli tuo\u00adnut omis\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adleen. Met\u00ads\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4 menet\u00adti malt\u00adtin\u00adsa itse\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adsen apu\u00adrin kans\u00adsa ja alkoi haka\u00adta koi\u00adraa kiv\u00e4\u00e4\u00adril\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n. # Kes\u00adken ruu\u00admiil\u00adli\u00adsen kuri\u00adtuk\u00adsen osat kui\u00adten\u00adkin vaih\u00adtui\u00advat, kun koi\u00adran k\u00e4p\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4 osui aseen lii\u00adpa\u00adsi\u00admeen ja ase laukesi [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}