{"id":15763,"date":"2010-10-21T19:12:48","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=15763"},"modified":"2010-10-21T19:12:48","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:12:48","slug":"monttu-ja-heiluri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/","title":{"rendered":"Monttu ja heiluri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"post15763-1x2occ0ehgiisrr5mmq9cxgv2\">L\u00e4s\u00adkis\u00adte\u00adlyk\u00adsi meni t\u00e4m\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4. N\u00e4in ihan koh\u00adta\u00adlai\u00adsen j\u00e4r\u00adke\u00advi\u00e4 unia kyl\u00adl\u00e4\u2026 tai no, yhdes\u00ads\u00e4 kyl\u00adl\u00e4 niis\u00adtin nen\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni ulos jotain veris\u00adt\u00e4 kl\u00f6nt\u00adti\u00e4, joka oli osa nen\u00e4n sisu\u00adka\u00adlu\u00adja. No mut\u00adta, joka tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa sit\u00adten her\u00e4t\u00adty\u00e4\u00adni tie\u00addos\u00adtin taas pii\u00adnal\u00adli\u00adsen sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti kai\u00adken hy\u00f6\u00addyt\u00adt\u00f6\u00admyy\u00adden, joten j\u00e4tin salin v\u00e4liin.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-1x2occ0ehgiisrr5mmq9cxgv2\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-6kes32nk50vxm3eyxvalcelbs\">Asun\u00adtoo\u00adni, tai koko t\u00e4h\u00e4n taloon on tulos\u00adsa put\u00adki\u00adre\u00admont\u00adti. Ensi vuo\u00adden alus\u00adsa p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsen eroon kyl\u00adpy\u00adam\u00admees\u00adta, hur\u00adraa! Mut\u00adta jou\u00addun evak\u00adkoon t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 sen ajak\u00adsi ja eva\u00adkuoi\u00admaan omai\u00adsuu\u00adte\u00adni\u00adkin, buu.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-6kes32nk50vxm3eyxvalcelbs\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-tgvh9jlx1u4e2i0vgp4k9cb4p\">N\u00e4in muu\u00adten t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 yksi y\u00f6 sem\u00admois\u00adta\u00adkin unta, ett\u00e4 olin pil\u00adven\u00adpiir\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 ja astuin sen avoi\u00admel\u00adta reu\u00adnal\u00adta tyh\u00adj\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle. J\u00e4in sii\u00adhen lei\u00adju\u00admaan, mut\u00adta ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin kui\u00adten\u00adkin puto\u00adsin, ja minun kuu\u00adlui sii\u00adn\u00e4 har\u00adjoi\u00adtel\u00adla sit\u00e4 putoa\u00admis\u00adta, etten en\u00e4\u00e4 pel\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsi. Se siis tun\u00adtui ihan pil\u00adven\u00adpiir\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 putoa\u00admi\u00adsel\u00adta kau\u00adhui\u00adneen kaik\u00adki\u00adneen, pait\u00adsi etten pudon\u00adnut. Har\u00adjoit\u00adte\u00adlun tar\u00adkoi\u00adtuk\u00adse\u00adna oli mit\u00e4 ilmei\u00adsim\u00admin, ett\u00e4 osai\u00adsin sit\u00adten jos\u00adkus astua tyh\u00adj\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle ihan oikeas\u00adti, mut\u00adta pel\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-tgvh9jlx1u4e2i0vgp4k9cb4p\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-k2sbx36hieia7tgnimyodmrlt\">N\u00e4m\u00e4 <a title=\"Marginaali: Voight-Kampff\" href=\"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/11\/voight-kampff\/#post-15407\">sosi\u00adaa\u00adlis\u00adte\u00adlun ja muun ns. nor\u00admaa\u00adlin el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4n har\u00adjoi\u00adtuk\u00adset\u00adhan<\/a> ne sii\u00adn\u00e4 ovat niin kuin p\u00e4h\u00adki\u00adn\u00e4n\u00adkuo\u00adres\u00adsa.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-k2sbx36hieia7tgnimyodmrlt\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-mia9swvb3uxpr4v7g6f36b1q0\">Yksi vakio\u00adai\u00adheis\u00adta unis\u00adsa\u00adni on muu\u00adten t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adnen: mum\u00admi\u00adla, siis se fyy\u00adsi\u00adnen paik\u00adka, sijait\u00adsee m\u00e4el\u00adl\u00e4, ja ton\u00adtil\u00adla on p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adra\u00adken\u00adnuk\u00adsen vie\u00adres\u00ads\u00e4, hie\u00adman alem\u00adpa\u00adna rin\u00adtees\u00ads\u00e4 paja. Kah\u00adden tasoi\u00adte\u00adtun alu\u00adeen v\u00e4li\u00adsen kor\u00adkeus\u00ade\u00adron kiin\u00adni kuro\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi raken\u00adnus\u00adten v\u00e4lil\u00adl\u00e4 on jyrk\u00adk\u00e4 pen\u00adke\u00adre, n\u00e4in:&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-mia9swvb3uxpr4v7g6f36b1q0\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-emj12l1tgmf09qm8o8d3lvobq\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15769\" src=\"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/penkere.png\" alt=\"Penkere kahden rakennuksen v\u00e4liss\u00e4 (mustavalkoinen piirros)\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/penkere.png 640w, https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/penkere-150x93.png 150w, https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/penkere-300x187.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\">Tuo pen\u00adke\u00adre oli unis\u00adsa\u00adni var\u00adsin\u00adkin aiem\u00admin usein. Se liit\u00adtyy juu\u00adri t\u00e4h\u00e4n kor\u00adkeal\u00adta putoa\u00admi\u00adsen tee\u00admaan, joka on yksi vakiois\u00adta sekin. N\u00e4is\u00ads\u00e4 unis\u00adsa hyp\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4n tuon pen\u00adke\u00adreen yl\u00e4\u00adreu\u00adnal\u00adta mon\u00adtun poh\u00adjal\u00adle. Kor\u00adkeus\u00ade\u00adro ei todel\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsa ole kovin val\u00adta\u00adva, eten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n aikui\u00adsel\u00adle, mut\u00adta unis\u00adsa se tun\u00adtuu sil\u00adt\u00e4 kuin mil\u00adt\u00e4 se pie\u00adne\u00adn\u00e4 vai\u00adkut\u00adti: val\u00adta\u00adval\u00adta kan\u00adjo\u00adnil\u00adta.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-emj12l1tgmf09qm8o8d3lvobq\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-kxe248c6fldlg76vap3o4l7h7\">Tuon pen\u00adger\u00adm\u00e4n toi\u00adses\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, talon taka\u00adpi\u00adhal\u00adta l\u00f6y\u00adtyy toi\u00adnen unie\u00adni vakio\u00adpai\u00adkois\u00adta, jos\u00adkin sekin on vii\u00adme vuo\u00adsi\u00adna esiin\u00adty\u00adnyt aiem\u00adpaa har\u00advem\u00admin. Pen\u00adger\u00adm\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 mont\u00adtu lop\u00adpuu, tai tasoit\u00adtuu luon\u00adnol\u00adli\u00adseen rin\u00adtee\u00adseen, ja sii\u00adn\u00e4 mon\u00adtun p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 oli ennen koi\u00adra ket\u00adjun nokas\u00adsa. Koi\u00adra ylsi ket\u00adjul\u00adlaan pen\u00adke\u00adreen reu\u00adnal\u00adle niin, ettei sii\u00adt\u00e4 kaut\u00adta kul\u00adkies\u00adsaan voi\u00adnut v\u00e4lt\u00adty\u00e4 joko mon\u00adtul\u00adta tai koi\u00adral\u00adta.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-kxe248c6fldlg76vap3o4l7h7\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-jd8mwlotuiadwmwdui7a6gocr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15770\" src=\"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/koira-ja-monttu.png\" alt=\"Ketjuun kytketty koira, jonka reviiri ulottuu montun reunalle (mustavalkoinen piirros)\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/koira-ja-monttu.png 640w, https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/koira-ja-monttu-150x93.png 150w, https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/files\/2010\/10\/koira-ja-monttu-300x187.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\">Tuo koi\u00adran revii\u00adrin ja mon\u00adtun yhtei\u00adnen raja\u00adris\u00adteys on unis\u00adsa\u00adni usein yli\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 paik\u00adka\u00adna. Pel\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n koi\u00adraa, niin kuin pie\u00adne\u00adn\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n pel\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsin, joten yri\u00adt\u00e4n v\u00e4lt\u00adty\u00e4 jou\u00adtu\u00admas\u00adta sen revii\u00adril\u00adle, mut\u00adta toi\u00adsaal\u00adta pel\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n my\u00f6s mont\u00adtua, jon\u00adka poh\u00adjal\u00adla tuos\u00adsa koh\u00adtaa oli iso\u00adja kiven\u00adloh\u00adka\u00adrei\u00adta.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-jd8mwlotuiadwmwdui7a6gocr\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-rnaq1usfdml7u7y6x14fnhdrl\">T\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adnen ahdis\u00adta\u00adva kah\u00adden tulen v\u00e4liin jou\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adnen kie\u00adlii var\u00admaan jotain hyvin olen\u00adnais\u00adta lap\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adta\u00adni.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-rnaq1usfdml7u7y6x14fnhdrl\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post15763-nqpye33juj2cqs9g1qs9aea8\">Putoa\u00admis\u00adtee\u00admaan pala\u00adtak\u00adse\u00adni, huo\u00admaan vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin usein poh\u00adti\u00adva\u00adni, mik\u00e4 oli\u00adsi paras mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adnen tapa las\u00adkeu\u00adtua, jos sat\u00adtui\u00adsi putoa\u00admaan vaa\u00adral\u00adli\u00adsen kor\u00adkeal\u00adta. Siis vaik\u00adka len\u00adto\u00adko\u00adnees\u00adta tai juu\u00adri pil\u00adven\u00adpiir\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4. Pit\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00adk\u00f6 las\u00adkeu\u00adtua jalat edel\u00adl\u00e4 ja kerien, vai\u00adko ken\u00adties tasai\u00adse\u00adna l\u00e4t\u00adty\u00adn\u00e4 sel\u00e4l\u00adleen. Ent\u00e4 pit\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00adk\u00f6 yrit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 hy\u00f6\u00addyn\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ole\u00advia vaat\u00adtei\u00adta, ja ent\u00e4 jos muka\u00adna sat\u00adtui\u00adsi ole\u00admaan per\u00e4\u00adti jokin isom\u00adpi esi\u00adne (tuo\u00adli tms.). T\u00e4m\u00e4 tuli ehk\u00e4 nyt mie\u00adleen sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 <a title=\"Know Your Meme: Troll Science: elevator falling\" href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/photos\/74268\">r\u00f6l\u00adli\u00adfy\u00adsii\u00adkas\u00adsa\u00adhan putoa\u00advas\u00adsa his\u00adsis\u00ads\u00e4 kuu\u00adluu odot\u00adtaa vii\u00adme tip\u00adpaan, ja sit\u00adten hyp\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4 pois kyy\u00addis\u00adt\u00e4<\/a>. Mik\u00e4 on tie\u00adtys\u00adti ihan itses\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n sel\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 kai\u00adkil\u00adle meil\u00adle n\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 s\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adn\u00f6l\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti miet\u00adti\u00advil\u00adle.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2010\/10\/21\/monttu-ja-heiluri\/#post15763-nqpye33juj2cqs9g1qs9aea8\">#<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u00e4s\u00adkis\u00adte\u00adlyksi meni t\u00e4m\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4. N\u00e4in unta, jos\u00adsa niis\u00adtin nen\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4ni ulos veris\u00adt\u00e4 kl\u00f6nt\u00adti\u00e4, joka oli osa nen\u00e4n sisu\u00adka\u00adluja. Her\u00e4t\u00adty\u00e4\u00adni tie\u00addos\u00adtin taas pii\u00adnal\u00adli\u00adsen sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti kai\u00adken hy\u00f6\u00addyt\u00adt\u00f6\u00admyy\u00adden, joten j\u00e4tin salin v\u00e4liin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[2699],"class_list":["post-15763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-uni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15763"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15776,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15763\/revisions\/15776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}