{"id":1640,"date":"2005-10-28T20:48:33","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T17:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2010-09-06T13:31:02","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T10:31:02","slug":"psykolinnut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/10\/28\/psykolinnut\/","title":{"rendered":"Psykolinnut"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ei, kuu\u00adle, Alfred<\/span><\/strong><\/a>, ei n\u00e4in. Mik\u00adsi ihmees\u00ads\u00e4 sinun piti Lin\u00adnuis\u00adsa<\/em><\/a> p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00advil\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6is\u00adt\u00e4 se yksi, jol\u00adla ainoa\u00adna pik\u00adku\u00adty\u00adt\u00f6n ohel\u00adla tun\u00adtui ole\u00advan j\u00e4r\u00adke\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4? Sin\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6 sen tren\u00addin aloi\u00adtit\u00adkin, ett\u00e4 tum\u00adma\u00adtuk\u00adkai\u00adsen nai\u00adsen on aina kuol\u00adta\u00adva ja blon\u00addin j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 hen\u00adkiin? #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Annie<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Min\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 ker\u00adron sinul\u00adle, Alfred<\/span>, mit\u00e4 sinun oli\u00adsi kenel\u00adle\u00adkin pit\u00e4\u00adnyt teh\u00add\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ensin\u00adn\u00e4\u00adkin vaik\u00adka\u00adpa nyt t\u00e4m\u00e4 van\u00adha orni\u00adto\u00adlo\u00adgi, joka on niin var\u00adma sii\u00adt\u00e4, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t ne lin\u00adnut nyt kenen\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n kimp\u00adpuun k\u00e4y, vaik\u00adka kuka sanoi\u00adsi mit\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Ornitologin<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Eik\u00f6 oli\u00adsi\u00adkin sopi\u00advaa, ett\u00e4 sen sijaan, ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n aina\u00adkin n\u00e4en\u00adn\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adti pelas\u00adtuu mui\u00adden kah\u00advi\u00adlas\u00adsa kyh\u00adj\u00f6t\u00adt\u00e4\u00advien kans\u00adsa, lok\u00adki repi\u00adsi h\u00e4nen toi\u00adsen kor\u00advan\u00adsa ja korp\u00adpi toi\u00adsen, kos\u00adka h\u00e4n ei ilmi\u00adsel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tar\u00advit\u00adse kor\u00advi\u00adaan, kos\u00adka ei usko nii\u00adt\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00adten t\u00e4m\u00e4 \u00e4rsyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 \u201cj\u00e4r\u00adjet\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4n hys\u00adtee\u00adri\u00adnen nai\u00adnen\u201d -hah\u00admo (sin\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6 sen\u00adkin loit, Alfred<\/span>?): sii\u00adn\u00e4 ei pelk\u00adk\u00e4 l\u00e4s\u00e4y\u00adtys auta mit\u00e4\u00e4n, vaik\u00adka se oli\u00adsi kuin\u00adka autent\u00adti\u00adnen l\u00e4s\u00e4y\u00adtys aidon reak\u00adtion varmistamiseksiDVD:ll\u00e4 ole\u00advan doku\u00admen\u00adtin mukaan hys\u00adtee\u00adris\u00adt\u00e4 nais\u00adta n\u00e4y\u00adtel\u00adlyt Doreen Lang<\/span><\/strong><\/a> oli vaa\u00adti\u00adnut Tip\u00adpi Hedren<\/span>i\u00e4<\/strong><\/a> l\u00e4p\u00ads\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 pos\u00adkel\u00adle ihan oikeas\u00adti, jot\u00adta h\u00e4nen reak\u00adtion\u00adsa sii\u00adhen oli\u00adsi ollut aito. Ket\u00e4\u00e4n tuo\u00adta aiem\u00admin ly\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi itse\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n v\u00e4it\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 Hedren<\/span> teki ty\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4 k\u00e4s\u00adket\u00adty\u00e4.. Kun\u00adnon tilt\u00adti p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkop\u00adpaan tuom\u00admoi\u00adsil\u00adle! Ei sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4 j\u00e4r\u00adkiin\u00adtyi\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t (j\u00e4r\u00adkiin\u00adtyy\u00adk\u00f6 hys\u00adtee\u00adri\u00adnen ihmi\u00adnen muka oikeas\u00adti sii\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4s\u00e4y\u00adtyk\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n?) vaan vain sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 se on niin \u00c4R-SYT-T\u00c4-V\u00c4. Sit\u00e4 ylei\u00ads\u00f6 halu\u00adaa, sit\u00e4 aina\u00adkin min\u00e4 haluan! #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Hysteerinen<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsem\u00adme\u00adkin suju\u00advas\u00adti sii\u00adhen toi\u00adseen nais\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6\u00f6n, sii\u00adhen blon\u00addiin. Kun se her\u00e4\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adunil\u00adta lin\u00adtu\u00adjen pii\u00adrit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 talos\u00adsa ja n\u00e4kee n\u00e4in hou\u00adkut\u00adta\u00advan n\u00e4k\u00f6i\u00adset por\u00adtaat yl\u00e4\u00adker\u00adtaan, jon\u00adne sil\u00adl\u00e4 ei var\u00admas\u00adti<\/em> ole mit\u00e4\u00e4n asi\u00adaa: #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Brennenin<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2026niin mit\u00e4 sil\u00adloin tekee t\u00e4m\u00e4 typy? Tie\u00adtys\u00adti<\/em> se kii\u00adpe\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4 ne por\u00adtaat sin\u00adne yl\u00e4\u00adker\u00adtaan! Tie\u00adtys\u00adti<\/em> se avaa sen oven, jon\u00adka taka\u00adna ei voi<\/em> odot\u00adtaa mik\u00e4\u00e4n muu kuin par\u00advi tap\u00adpa\u00adja\u00adlin\u00adtu\u00adja! T\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n kui\u00adten\u00adkin lop\u00adpu\u00adjen lopuk\u00adsi on elo\u00adku\u00adva lin\u00adnuis\u00adta, jot\u00adka hy\u00f6k\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adle\u00adv\u00e4t ihmis\u00adten kimp\u00adpuun. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ja mit\u00e4 teet sil\u00adle nai\u00adsel\u00adle sin\u00e4, Alfred<\/span>? #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Lokki<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sin\u00e4 j\u00e4t\u00e4t sen hen\u00adkiin!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ei helk\u00adka\u00adris\u00adsa, ei tuol\u00adlai\u00adnen type\u00adryys nyt yksin\u00adker\u00adtai\u00adses\u00adti saa j\u00e4\u00e4\u00add\u00e4 ran\u00adkai\u00adse\u00admat\u00adta! Seh\u00e4n on vas\u00adtoin kaik\u00adkia tai\u00adteen ja hyv\u00e4n maun s\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00f6\u00adj\u00e4! Jos min\u00e4 oli\u00adsin ohjan\u00adnut t\u00e4m\u00e4n elo\u00adku\u00advan, niin t\u00e4m\u00e4n naik\u00adko\u00adsen kimp\u00adpuun k\u00e4y\u00adneet lokit sun muut r\u00e4\u00e4\u00adky\u00adj\u00e4t oli\u00adsi\u00advat voi\u00adneet vaik\u00adka\u00adpa repi\u00e4 sil\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4n auki<\/a> sii\u00adt\u00e4 hyv\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, ettei sil\u00adl\u00e4 ilmi\u00adsel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n ole sil\u00adle mit\u00e4\u00e4n k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Puhu\u00admat\u00adta\u00adkaan sii\u00adt\u00e4, miten oikeu\u00adden\u00admu\u00adkai\u00adnen kos\u00adto se oli\u00adsi Luon\u00adto\u00ad\u00e4i\u00addil\u00adt\u00e4 ihmi\u00adsel\u00adle, joka pukeu\u00adtuu tur\u00adkik\u00adsiin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No ent\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 sit\u00adten mies\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6? T\u00e4m\u00e4 san\u00adka\u00adri, joka tekee mie\u00adhen ty\u00f6n vah\u00advis\u00adta\u00admal\u00adla talon\u00adsa ovet ja ikku\u00adnat lau\u00addoi\u00adtuk\u00adsil\u00adla, mut\u00adta sit\u00adten, hup\u00adsis\u00adta\u00adhei\u00adjaa, yhden ikku\u00adnal\u00adli\u00adsen oven edes\u00ads\u00e4 ole\u00adva koko\u00adpui\u00adnen ovi j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkin raol\u00adleen! #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Lokki<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sii\u00adn\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 meil\u00adl\u00e4 on todel\u00adli\u00adnen antisankari!
\nEhdo\u00adtan raa\u00adma\u00adtul\u00adli\u00adse\u00adna ran\u00adgais\u00adtuk\u00adse\u00adna, ett\u00e4 sen sijaan, ett\u00e4 lokit nyh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t t\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 hee\u00adbol\u00adta vain hitusen k\u00e4m\u00admen\u00adnah\u00adkaa rik\u00adki, ne vei\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t\u00adkin sil\u00adt\u00e4 kak\u00adsi tai vii\u00adsi sor\u00admea oikeas\u00adta k\u00e4des\u00adt\u00e4. Kun ker\u00adran t\u00e4m\u00e4 tyyp\u00adpi tun\u00adtuu hoi\u00adta\u00advan t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adset elin\u00adt\u00e4r\u00adke\u00e4t itse\u00adsuo\u00adje\u00adlul\u00adli\u00adset toi\u00admet vasu\u00adril\u00adla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Seu\u00adraa\u00advak\u00adsi t\u00e4m\u00e4 ilke\u00e4 \u00e4iti\u00admuo\u00adri, joka on j\u00e4r\u00adkyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n omis\u00adtus\u00adha\u00adlui\u00adnen ja mus\u00adta\u00adsuk\u00adkai\u00adnen pojas\u00adtaan - mik\u00adsi minus\u00adta tun\u00adtuu, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 on tois\u00adtu\u00adva tee\u00adma Hitchcock<\/span>in elo\u00adku\u00advis\u00adsa (Psy\u00adko<\/em><\/a>, any\u00adone<\/span>?) - ja suh\u00adtau\u00adtuu sik\u00adsi kaik\u00adkiin mini\u00e4\u00adko\u00adke\u00adlai\u00adsiin j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti ja tekee kaik\u00adken\u00adsa, jot\u00adta n\u00e4m\u00e4 h\u00e4i\u00adpyi\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman pian. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Lydia<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ent\u00e4, jos\u00adpa h\u00e4n\u00adkin hen\u00adgis\u00ads\u00e4 sel\u00adviy\u00adty\u00admi\u00adsen\u00ads\u00e4 sijas\u00adta sai\u00adsi\u00adkin ihan vahin\u00adgos\u00adsa vaik\u00adka\u00adpa pojan vasa\u00adras\u00adta tai jos\u00adtain ja kuo\u00adli\u00adsi ep\u00e4\u00adus\u00adkoi\u00adnen ilme kas\u00advoil\u00adlaan, kun tajuai\u00adsi, ettei lop\u00adpu\u00adjen lopuk\u00adsi voi\u00adsi\u00adkaan olla ihan var\u00adma, oli\u00adko kyse ihan pel\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n<\/em> vahin\u00adgos\u00adta? #<\/a><\/p>\n

[#<\/a>] Olen jo mel\u00adkein val\u00admis. J\u00e4l\u00adjel\u00adl\u00e4 on vie\u00adl\u00e4 yksi uhri, mut\u00adta t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 sin\u00e4, Alfred<\/span>, et ole vas\u00adtuus\u00adsa. T\u00e4h\u00e4n ovat syy\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 sinun nimis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adsi t\u00e4m\u00e4n\u00adkin suur\u00adteok\u00adse\u00adsi sit\u00e4 DVD:lle pais\u00adtaes\u00adsaan rais\u00adkan\u00adneet ahneet kup\u00adpa-aivot, jot\u00adka p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adti\u00adv\u00e4t, ett\u00e4 alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsen 1.85:1<\/a> -kuva\u00adsuh\u00adteen<\/a> voi tuos\u00adta vaan sil\u00adpu\u00adta 4:3 -kokoi\u00adsek\u00adsi full fra\u00adme<\/span>ksi, ei kait sit\u00e4 kukaan huo\u00admaa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

V\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin!<\/strong> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Min\u00e4 huo\u00admaan ja minua vitut\u00adtaa aivan suun\u00adnat\u00adto\u00admas\u00adti se, ett\u00e4 min\u00e4 mak\u00adsoin elo\u00adku\u00advas\u00adta, jon\u00adka luu\u00adlin ole\u00advan Hitchcock<\/span>in Lin\u00adnut<\/em> koko\u00adnai\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsaan, ja nyt min\u00e4 huo\u00admaan\u00adkin, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 puut\u00adtuu mel\u00adkein kol\u00adme\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4 prosenttia!(1,85-4\/3)\/1,85 \u2245 0,28 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Niin\u00adp\u00e4 ehdo\u00adtan\u00adkin t\u00e4m\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6k\u00adsen teh\u00adneil\u00adle puku\u00admie\u00adhil\u00adle sit\u00e4 aino\u00adaa, riit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n jul\u00admaa ran\u00adgais\u00adtus\u00adta, jon\u00adka kui\u00adten\u00adkin sin\u00e4, Alfred<\/span>, olit elo\u00adku\u00advas\u00adsa\u00adsi jos\u00adtain minul\u00adle k\u00e4sit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 syys\u00adt\u00e4 varan\u00adnut t\u00e4y\u00adsin viat\u00adto\u00admal\u00adle<\/em> tyy\u00adpil\u00adle: kos\u00adka hei\u00add\u00e4n mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n on saman\u00adte\u00adke\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4, n\u00e4kyy\u00adk\u00f6 kuva koko\u00adnaan vai ei, eiv\u00e4t he sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tar\u00advit\u00adse sil\u00admi\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Naapurin<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

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