{"id":1660,"date":"2005-11-05T16:40:47","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T14:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2005-11-05T16:40:47","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T14:40:47","slug":"minka-muotoinen-nainen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/11\/05\/minka-muotoinen-nainen\/","title":{"rendered":"Millainen nainen saisi olla?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kur\u00advi\u00adkas ja tuhma<\/strong>
\nPis\u00adteet: 51 % isois\u00adta tis\u00adseis\u00adt\u00e4, 86 % isos\u00adta per\u00adsees\u00adt\u00e4 ja 60 % s\u00f6p\u00f6y\u00addes\u00adt\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Angelina #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kii\u00adtok\u00adsia osal\u00adlis\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta\u00adsi T-, P-, S-tes\u00adtiin! Valin\u00adto\u00adje\u00adsi perus\u00adteel\u00adla tulos on aivan sel\u00adv\u00e4: tun\u00adnet vetoa isom\u00adpia tis\u00adse\u00adj\u00e4<\/strong>, isom\u00adpia per\u00adsei\u00adt\u00e4<\/strong> ja sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4 ole\u00admus\u00adta<\/strong> koh\u00adtaan kuin muut tes\u00adtin teh\u00adneet. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Huo\u00admio\u00adnar\u00advois\u00adta on, ett\u00e4 sin\u00e4 pid\u00e4t kes\u00adki\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 muo\u00addok\u00adkaam\u00admis\u00adta nai\u00adsis\u00adta<\/strong>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kol\u00admas muut\u00adtu\u00adja\u00adni, \u201cs\u00f6p\u00f6ys\u201d<\/strong> on l\u00e4hin\u00adn\u00e4 objek\u00adtii\u00advis\u00adta ole\u00adva mit\u00adta\u00adri sil\u00adle kuin\u00adka viat\u00adto\u00admal\u00adta kuvien nai\u00adset n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t. Se p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n monien teki\u00adj\u00f6i\u00adden tulok\u00adse\u00adna: tum\u00adman sil\u00adm\u00e4\u00admei\u00adkin v\u00e4hyy\u00addes\u00adt\u00e4, ilmees\u00adt\u00e4, asen\u00adnos\u00adta jne. Jos sait kor\u00adkeat pis\u00adteet olet joko todel\u00adla kilt\u00adti tai sit\u00adten tyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4t tei\u00adni\u00adtyt\u00adt\u00f6\u00adjen kork\u00adkaa\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta. Jos sait alhai\u00adset pis\u00adteet, tun\u00adnet vetoa roi\u00adsim\u00adpiin, sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adpiin nai\u00adsiin. Sinun tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa\u00adsi kes\u00adki\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 alhai\u00adsem\u00adpi pis\u00adte\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4 viit\u00adtaa sii\u00adhen, ett\u00e4 pid\u00e4t sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, tuh\u00admas\u00adta loo\u00adkis\u00adta. Onnek\u00adsi olkoon!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Suo\u00adsit\u00adte\u00adlen n\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 julk\u00adkis\u00adnai\u00adsia:<\/strong> Super\u00admal\u00adli Lae\u00adti\u00adtia Cas\u00adta<\/a> ja n\u00e4yt\u00adte\u00adli\u00adj\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4r Ange\u00adli\u00adna Jolie<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Tes\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4 mitat\u00adtiin kol\u00admea muut\u00adtu\u00adjaa. Ver\u00adrat\u00adtu\u00adna mui\u00adhin ik\u00e4i\u00adsii\u00adsi, samaa suku\u00adpuol\u00adta ole\u00adviin<\/em> tes\u00adtin teh\u00adnei\u00adsiin\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nSait enem\u00adm\u00e4n pis\u00adtei\u00adt\u00e4 tis\u00adsien koos\u00adta<\/strong> kuin 60 %<\/strong> tes\u00adtin tehneist\u00e4.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nSait enem\u00adm\u00e4n pis\u00adtei\u00adt\u00e4 per\u00adseen koos\u00adta<\/strong> kuin 99 %<\/strong> tes\u00adtin tehneist\u00e4.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nSait enem\u00adm\u00e4n pis\u00adtei\u00adt\u00e4 s\u00f6p\u00f6y\u00addes\u00adt\u00e4<\/strong> kuin 48 %<\/strong> tes\u00adtin tehneist\u00e4.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

The Tits, Ass, and Cute\u00adness Test<\/a>, teh\u00adnyt chicken_pot_pie<\/a> (Ok Cupid<\/a> (via Koli\u00adkon k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00f6\u00adpuo\u00adli<\/em><\/a>); suo\u00admen\u00adnos ja lin\u00adki\u00adtyk\u00adset omia\u00adni) #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

EEEEEIIIIIII!!!! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Siis jos tar\u00adkoi\u00adtus on tar\u00adjo\u00adta kur\u00advik\u00adkai\u00adta nai\u00adsia, niin mik\u00adsi hel\u00adve\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4 sil\u00adloin tar\u00adjo\u00adta Ange\u00adli\u00adna Jolie\u00adta?! Seh\u00e4n on niin kuin\u2026 niin kuin tar\u00adjoai\u00adsi luu\u00adta kis\u00adsal\u00adle, tyh\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4 lasia janoi\u00adsel\u00adle! Itse ajat\u00adte\u00adli\u00adsin pikem\u00admin\u00adkin jotain Anna Nico\u00adle Smit\u00adhi\u00e4<\/a>, Vale\u00adrie Lef\u00adkowitzi\u00e4<\/a>, Queen Lati\u00adfa\u00adhia<\/a>\u2026 ja ajat\u00adte\u00adlen\u00adkin, usein ja tii\u00adviis\u00adti! Hmm, Queen Lati\u00adfah\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00e4 pait\u00adsi eih\u00e4n tei\u00adnei\u00adhin viit\u00adtaa\u00advan s\u00f6p\u00f6y\u00adden vas\u00adta\u00adkoh\u00adta suin\u00adkaan ole mik\u00e4\u00e4n rons\u00adkeus, vaan kyp\u00adsyys! Sel\u00adlai\u00adnen, jota huo\u00adku\u00advat ole\u00admuk\u00adsel\u00adlaan vaik\u00adka\u00adpa sel\u00adlai\u00adset nai\u00adset kuin Madon\u00adna<\/a>, Elpi\u00addia Car\u00adril\u00adlo<\/a> ja Kirs\u00adtie Alley<\/a>! Kirs\u00adtie Alley, l\u00e4\u00e4h\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

No tuon taka\u00adpuo\u00adli\u00advieh\u00adty\u00admyk\u00adse\u00adni<\/a> se sen\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n mit\u00adta\u00adsi ihan oikein. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mut\u00adta ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n tur\u00adso\u00adhuu\u00adli-tei\u00adni-ido\u00adli-luu\u00adran\u00adko\u00adja minul\u00adle! *Oksen\u00adnus* #<\/a><\/p>\n

[muok\u00adkauk\u00adset]
\n[muokkaus][klo]7.11. 9:56[\/klo] Kor\u00adja\u00adsin tek\u00adniik\u00adka\u00advir\u00adheen (yli\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adnen tau\u00adlu\u00adkon sulku).[\/muokkaus]
\n[muokkaus][klo]8.3. 19:53[\/klo] Kor\u00adja\u00adsin kir\u00adjoi\u00adtus\u00advir\u00adheen (ver\u00adra\u00adtu\u00adna \u2192 verrattuna).[\/muokkaus]
\n[\/muokkaukset] #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kur\u00advi\u00adkas ja tuh\u00adma Pis\u00adteet: 51 % isois\u00adta tis\u00adseis\u00adt\u00e4, 86 % isos\u00adta per\u00adsees\u00adt\u00e4 ja 60 % s\u00f6p\u00f6y\u00addes\u00adt\u00e4! #  # Kii\u00adtok\u00adsia osal\u00adlis\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta\u00adsi T-, P-, S-tes\u00ad\u00adtiin! Valin\u00adto\u00adje\u00adsi perus\u00adteel\u00adla tulos on aivan sel\u00adv\u00e4: tun\u00adnet vetoa isom\u00adpia tis\u00adse\u00adj\u00e4, isom\u00adpia per\u00adsei\u00adt\u00e4 ja sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4 ole\u00admus\u00adta koh\u00adtaan kuin muut tes\u00adtin teh\u00adneet. # Huo\u00admio\u00adnar\u00advois\u00adta on, ett\u00e4 sin\u00e4 pid\u00e4t kes\u00adki\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 muo\u00addok\u00adkaam\u00admis\u00adta nai\u00adsis\u00adta. # Kol\u00admas muut\u00adtu\u00adja\u00adni, \u201cs\u00f6p\u00f6ys\u201d on l\u00e4hin\u00adn\u00e4 objek\u00adtii\u00advis\u00adta ole\u00adva mit\u00adta\u00adri sille [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1521],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meemit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}