{"id":1814,"date":"2005-12-29T22:32:46","date_gmt":"2005-12-29T20:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2005-12-29T22:32:46","modified_gmt":"2005-12-29T20:32:46","slug":"tekoja-ja-totuuksia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2005\/12\/29\/tekoja-ja-totuuksia\/","title":{"rendered":"Tekoja ja totuuksia"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ute\u00adlu\u00admee\u00admi lord_b<\/a>:lt\u00e4. Alkaa\u00adkin edel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00adm\u00f6i\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 olla jo aikaa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ota l\u00e4hin kir\u00adja, k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adn\u00e4 sivul\u00adle 18, etsi rivi nel\u00adj\u00e4. Kir\u00adjoi\u00adta yl\u00f6s, mit\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 lukee! #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201clin\u00adtu\u00adjen viser\u00adrys\u00adkon\u00adsert\u00adtia, kar\u00adhu huo\u00adka\u00adsi syv\u00e4\u00e4n ja har\u00adtaas\u00adti:\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ojen\u00adna vasen k\u00e4si\u00advar\u00adsi mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman pit\u00adk\u00e4l\u00adle. Mit\u00e4 kos\u00adke\u00adtat ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Inva\u00adli\u00addi\u00adlii\u00adton<\/a> jou\u00adlu\u00adke\u00adr\u00e4ys-tie\u00addo\u00adtet\u00adta ja -tili\u00adsiir\u00adto\u00adlo\u00adma\u00adket\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 vii\u00admek\u00adsi kat\u00adsoit TV:st\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ket\u00adtua (Der Alte<\/a>). #<\/a><\/p>\n

Arvaa kat\u00adso\u00admat\u00adta pal\u00adjon\u00adko kel\u00adlo on! #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Vart\u00adtia vail\u00adla kym\u00adme\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kat\u00adso nyt kel\u00adloa, pal\u00adjon\u00adko se oikeas\u00adti on? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Minuu\u00adtin yli kym\u00adme\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 kuu\u00adlet tie\u00adto\u00adko\u00adnet\u00adta lukuu\u00adnot\u00adta\u00admat\u00adta? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Rat\u00adsu\u00admies-oop\u00adpe\u00adraa telk\u00adka\u00adris\u00adta<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mil\u00adloin vii\u00admek\u00adsi k\u00e4vit ulko\u00adna? Mit\u00e4 teit? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oli\u00adko\u00adhan jos\u00adkus kol\u00admen mais\u00adsa. K\u00e4vin kau\u00adpas\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 kat\u00adsoit ennen kuin tulit t\u00e4l\u00adle sivul\u00adle? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pela\u00adsin Zoo\u00adkee\u00adpe\u00adri\u00e4<\/a> koneel\u00adle tal\u00adlen\u00adne\u00adtus\u00adta tie\u00addos\u00adtos\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 sinul\u00adla on yll\u00e4\u00adsi? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mus\u00adtat far\u00adkut, mus\u00adta poo\u00adlo, mus\u00adta fleece. Vih\u00adre\u00e4t sukat<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

N\u00e4it\u00adk\u00f6 vii\u00adme y\u00f6n\u00e4 unta? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

N\u00e4in. Pela\u00adsin snoo\u00adke\u00adria Jim\u00admy Whi\u00adtea<\/a> vas\u00adtaan, mut\u00adta kep\u00adpi\u00adni oli lii\u00adan l\u00f6y\u00ads\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No niin.
\nSeu\u00adraa\u00adva kysy\u00admys. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mil\u00adloin vii\u00admek\u00adsi nau\u00adroit? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Kat\u00adsoes\u00adsa\u00adni Ket\u00adtua, kun Ket\u00adtu yski ja \u00e4rjyi Hey\u00adman\u00adnil\u00adle kuu\u00adme\u00adtau\u00addis\u00adsa pahem\u00admin kuin Die\u00adter Ber\u00adne\u00adril\u00adle Jul\u00adma\u00adhu\u00advin<\/a> Die K\u00fches\u00ads\u00e4<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Olet\u00adko n\u00e4h\u00adnyt mit\u00e4\u00e4n omi\u00adtuis\u00adta vii\u00adme aikoi\u00adna? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oho, enp\u00e4 muu\u00adten ole tain\u00adnut v\u00e4h\u00e4\u00e4n aikaan n\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4! Onpa omi\u00adtuis\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Min\u00adk\u00e4 elo\u00adku\u00advan vii\u00admek\u00adsi kat\u00adsoit? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No sen vale-Hol\u00adme\u00adsin<\/a>. Tai no jos oikei\u00adta (eli ei-tv-elo\u00adku\u00advia) tar\u00adkoi\u00adte\u00adtaan niin Seit\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4n (Se7en<\/a>). Tai no jos ihan elo\u00adku\u00adva\u00adteat\u00adte\u00adria tar\u00adkoi\u00adte\u00adtaan niin sen King Kon\u00adgin<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jos sinus\u00adta tuli\u00adsi y\u00f6n aika\u00adna moni\u00admil\u00adjo\u00adn\u00e4\u00e4\u00adri, mit\u00e4 ostai\u00adsit ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 muka\u00adva kysy\u00admys, t\u00e4t\u00e4 t\u00e4y\u00adtyy oikein miet\u00adti\u00e4 het\u00adki! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Gril\u00adli\u00adkyl\u00adke\u00e4 uudek\u00adsi\u00advuo\u00addek\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jos voi\u00adsit muut\u00adtaa jon\u00adkin asian maa\u00adil\u00admas\u00adsa v\u00e4lit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4 syyl\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adden\u00adtun\u00adteis\u00adta ja poli\u00adtii\u00adkas\u00adta, mit\u00e4 teki\u00adsit? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c4h, siis syyl\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adden\u00adtun\u00adteis\u00adta ja poli\u00adtii\u00adkas\u00adta? Mik\u00adsi kum\u00admas\u00adsa minul\u00adle tuli\u00adsi syyl\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adden\u00adtun\u00adto\u00adja sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 pois\u00adtai\u00adsin k\u00f6y\u00adhyy\u00adden, n\u00e4l\u00e4n\u00adh\u00e4\u00add\u00e4n, ep\u00e4\u00adoi\u00adkeu\u00adden\u00admu\u00adkai\u00adsuu\u00adden, kes\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4n kehi\u00adtyk\u00adsen tai jotain muu\u00adta vas\u00adtaa\u00advaa? #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ehk\u00e4 en ymm\u00e4r\u00adr\u00e4 kysy\u00admys\u00adt\u00e4 oikein, mut\u00adta sano\u00adtaan nyt vaik\u00adka niin, ett\u00e4 k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsin maa\u00adil\u00adman kehi\u00adtyk\u00adsen kul\u00adke\u00admaan sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti koh\u00adti parem\u00adpaa niin, ett\u00e4 nykyi\u00adset opti\u00admis\u00adtit oli\u00adsi\u00advat sii\u00adn\u00e4 maa\u00adil\u00admas\u00adsa rea\u00adlis\u00adte\u00adja ja nykyi\u00adset rea\u00adlis\u00adtit pes\u00adsi\u00admis\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Pid\u00e4t\u00adk\u00f6 tans\u00adsi\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

En. Pait\u00adsi napatanssimisesta\u2026n kat\u00adso\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Voi\u00adsit\u00adko kos\u00adkaan har\u00adki\u00adta ulko\u00admail\u00adla asu\u00admis\u00adta? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Voi\u00adsin jos\u00adkus har\u00adki\u00adta sit\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mit\u00e4 on huo\u00adnee\u00adsi sei\u00adnil\u00adl\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ras\u00adte\u00adri\u00adju\u00adlis\u00adtei\u00adta<\/a>, ras\u00adte\u00adri\u00adju\u00adlis\u00adtei\u00adta<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jos ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adnen lap\u00adse\u00adsi on tyt\u00adt\u00f6, mik\u00e4 h\u00e4nen nimek\u00adseen tulee? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jotain erit\u00adt\u00e4in herk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4, hen\u00adtois\u00adta ja kau\u00adnis\u00adta ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsek\u00adsi nimek\u00adsi. Jotain raflaa\u00advaa, rasa\u00advil\u00adli\u00e4 toi\u00adsek\u00adsi. N\u00e4m\u00e4 nimet pelai\u00adsi\u00advat hyvin yhteen kes\u00adke\u00adn\u00e4\u00e4n ja lis\u00e4k\u00adsi suku\u00adni\u00admen kans\u00adsa. Tyt\u00adt\u00f6 kas\u00adva\u00adtet\u00adtai\u00adsiin ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 nimel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n, mut\u00adta jos h\u00e4nes\u00adt\u00e4 tuli\u00adsi\u00adkin ihan jotain muu\u00adta kuin ste\u00adreo\u00adtyyp\u00adpi\u00adnen, hem\u00adpe\u00e4 ja hen\u00adtoi\u00adnen heroii\u00adni\u00adper\u00adho\u00adnen<\/del> tyt\u00adt\u00f6, h\u00e4n voi\u00adsi mur\u00adro\u00adsi\u00e4n kapi\u00adnas\u00adsa ottaa k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6\u00f6n\u00ads\u00e4 sen toi\u00adsen, rajum\u00adman nimen\u00ads\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kuvit\u00adte\u00adle ett\u00e4 ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adnen lap\u00adse\u00adsi on poi\u00adka. Mik\u00e4 h\u00e4nen nimen\u00ads\u00e4 on? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sama kuin edel\u00adl\u00e4, mut\u00adta p\u00e4in vas\u00adtoin. Jos pojas\u00adta ei tuli\u00adsi\u00adkaan rai\u00adsua pot\u00adku\u00adnyrk\u00adkei\u00adli\u00adj\u00e4\u00adtyyp\u00adpi\u00e4 vaan pil\u00adli\u00adpii\u00adpa\u00adri ja runoi\u00adli\u00adja (mik\u00e4 is\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 ep\u00e4\u00admas\u00adku\u00adlii\u00adni\u00adsuu\u00adden tun\u00adtien ei oli\u00adsi lain\u00adkaan kum\u00admal\u00adlis\u00adta), h\u00e4n voi\u00adsi vaih\u00adtaa kut\u00adsu\u00adma\u00adni\u00admen\u00ads\u00e4 sik\u00adsi toi\u00adsek\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

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\n[muokkaus][klo]30.12. 12:11[\/klo] Kor\u00adja\u00adsin vii\u00admei\u00adsen kysy\u00admyk\u00adsen Uguk\u00adsel\u00adta saa\u00addun alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adver\u00adsion<\/a> mukaiseksi.[\/muokkaus]
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Ute\u00adlu\u00admee\u00admi lord_b:lt\u00e4. Alkaa\u00adkin edel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00adm\u00f6i\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 olla jo aikaa. # Ota l\u00e4hin kir\u00adja, k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adn\u00e4 sivul\u00adle 18, etsi rivi nel\u00adj\u00e4. Kir\u00adjoi\u00adta yl\u00f6s, mit\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 lukee! # \u201clin\u00adtu\u00adjen viser\u00adrys\u00adkon\u00adsert\u00adtia, kar\u00adhu huo\u00adka\u00adsi syv\u00e4\u00e4n ja har\u00adtaas\u00adti:\u201d # Ojen\u00adna vasen k\u00e4si\u00advar\u00adsi mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman pit\u00adk\u00e4l\u00adle. Mit\u00e4 kos\u00adke\u00adtat ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4? # Inva\u00adli\u00addi\u00adlii\u00adton jou\u00ad\u00adlu\u00ad\u00adke\u00ad\u00adr\u00e4ys-tie\u00ad\u00addo\u00ad\u00adtet\u00ad\u00adta ja -tili\u00adsiir\u00adto\u00adlo\u00adma\u00adket\u00adta. # Mit\u00e4 vii\u00admek\u00adsi kat\u00adsoit TV:st\u00e4? # Ket\u00adtua (Der Alte). # Arvaa kat\u00adso\u00admat\u00adta pal\u00adjon\u00adko kel\u00adlo on! # Vart\u00adtia vailla [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1521],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meemit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}