{"id":1826,"date":"2006-01-05T09:32:29","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T07:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2011-07-21T14:59:23","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T11:59:23","slug":"elaman-kurjuuksien-alkeiskurssi-aamuheraamiset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/01\/05\/elaman-kurjuuksien-alkeiskurssi-aamuheraamiset\/","title":{"rendered":"El\u00e4m\u00e4n kurjuuksien alkeiskurssi: aamuher\u00e4\u00e4miset"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kuu\u00adlet\u00adko tuon vas\u00adten\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsen, kor\u00advia\u00adrii\u00adpi\u00adv\u00e4n \u00e4\u00e4nen? Se on her\u00e4\u00adtyk\u00adse\u00adsi. Vaik\u00adka k\u00e4y\u00adtit pal\u00adjon aikaa ja huo\u00adlel\u00adli\u00adsuut\u00adta vali\u00adtak\u00adse\u00adsi k\u00e4n\u00adny\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adsi mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman miel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n \u00e4\u00e4nen her\u00e4\u00adty\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnek\u00adsi, nyt aamul\u00adla, kun tuo \u00e4\u00e4ni raas\u00adtaa sinut pois Nuk\u00adku-Matin<\/strong> rin\u00adnoil\u00adta, se kuu\u00adlos\u00adtaa sil\u00adt\u00e4 kuin tuhat moot\u00adto\u00adri\u00adsa\u00adhaa von\u00adkui\u00adsi tyh\u00adj\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adnil\u00adl\u00e4 samal\u00adla kun suden ja kar\u00adhun ris\u00adtey\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4 muis\u00adtut\u00adta\u00advat, mus\u00adtat hel\u00adve\u00adtin\u00adpe\u00addot \u00e4rjyi\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t odo\u00adtel\u00adles\u00adsaan sinua kuo\u00adlaa ja tul\u00adta rois\u00adki\u00adviin, ahnai\u00adsiin kitoi\u00adhin\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4 on siis se \u00e4\u00e4ni, joka kes\u00adkeyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 une\u00adsi, jos\u00adsa olit juu\u00adri p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsil\u00adl\u00e4\u00adsi tosi\u00adtoi\u00admiin par\u00adhaan yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00adsi puo\u00adli\u00adson, sen h\u00e4i\u00adrit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4n sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n l\u00e4hi\u00adsu\u00adku\u00adlai\u00adsen tai naa\u00adpu\u00adrin h\u00e4i\u00adrit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4n sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n puu\u00adde\u00adlin kans\u00adsa. Tie\u00add\u00e4t, ettet en\u00e4\u00e4 kos\u00adkaan saa tois\u00adta tilai\u00adsuut\u00adta, ja nyt sinul\u00adle j\u00e4i vain tuon val\u00adveil\u00adla niin kiusal\u00adli\u00adsen unen huo\u00adnoim\u00admat puo\u00adlet: likai\u00adset alus\u00adhousut ja mah\u00addot\u00adto\u00admuus suh\u00adtau\u00adtua salai\u00adsen himo\u00adsi koh\u00adtee\u00adseen luon\u00adnol\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti en\u00e4\u00e4 kos\u00adkaan oikeas\u00adsa el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Yri\u00adt\u00e4t hais\u00adtel\u00adla huo\u00adneil\u00admaa totut\u00adtaak\u00adse\u00adsi itse\u00adsi j\u00e4l\u00adleen t\u00e4h\u00e4n todel\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00adteen, mut\u00adta mit\u00e4 huo\u00admaat\u00adkaan? Tilan\u00adne on k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adty\u00adnyt p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adlael\u00adleen sit\u00adten eili\u00adsil\u00adlan: sii\u00adn\u00e4, mis\u00ads\u00e4 eili\u00adsil\u00adta\u00adna huo\u00adnees\u00adsa oli muka\u00advan l\u00e4m\u00admin\u00adt\u00e4 ja tuok\u00adsui hyv\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4, ja vuo\u00adde tun\u00adtui inhot\u00adta\u00advan kyl\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 sin\u00adne pujah\u00adtaes\u00adsa\u00adsi ja yrit\u00adt\u00e4es\u00ads\u00e4\u00adsi l\u00e4m\u00admi\u00adtel\u00adl\u00e4 pei\u00adton alla oman hen\u00adgi\u00adtyk\u00adse\u00adsi haju tun\u00adtui ep\u00e4\u00admiel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4, nyt huo\u00adneil\u00adma onkin yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 j\u00e4i\u00adsem\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4 kuin ulkoil\u00adma Sipe\u00adrias\u00adsa, ja sinus\u00adta on niin<\/em> l\u00e4m\u00admin\u00adt\u00e4, muka\u00advaa ja sulois\u00adta k\u00e4per\u00adty\u00e4 takai\u00adsin pei\u00adton alle nuus\u00adki\u00admaan oman keho\u00adsi erit\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00e4, kiel\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4 var\u00adsin ime\u00adli\u00e4 tuok\u00adsu\u00adja. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Eili\u00adsil\u00adta\u00adna sinus\u00adta tun\u00adtui sil\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 vuo\u00adtee\u00adsi on t\u00e4yn\u00adn\u00e4 ihmis\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4n kokoi\u00adsia kivi\u00e4, eik\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 ole miten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n mah\u00addol\u00adlis\u00adta l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 muka\u00advaa asen\u00adtoa. Et oli\u00adsi voi\u00adnut siir\u00adty\u00e4 tie\u00addot\u00adto\u00admuu\u00adden tilaan sii\u00adn\u00e4 vaik\u00adka sinut oli\u00adsi kol\u00adkat\u00adtu nui\u00adjal\u00adla. Nyt tun\u00adtuu sil\u00adt\u00e4 kuin mik\u00e4 tahan\u00adsa asen\u00adto t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vuo\u00adtees\u00adsa oli\u00adsi uni\u00adju\u00admal\u00adten sinul\u00adle silk\u00adki\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00f6is\u00ads\u00e4 lah\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00adma, ja voi\u00adsit nukah\u00adtaa sata\u00advuo\u00adti\u00adseen ruususe\u00adnu\u00adneen vaik\u00adka p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4\u00adsi seis\u00adten, sadan kilon pun\u00adnuk\u00adset kaik\u00adkiin raa\u00adjoi\u00adhin sidot\u00adtu\u00adna, n\u00e4n\u00adnin\u00adni\u00adpis\u00adti\u00admien puris\u00adtuk\u00adses\u00adsa, jos vain sai\u00adsit teh\u00add\u00e4 sen t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vuo\u00adtees\u00adsa, t\u00e4m\u00e4n pei\u00adton alla, juu\u00adri nyt! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ty\u00f6n\u00adn\u00e4t k\u00e4te\u00adsi kyl\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4 uhma\u00adten pei\u00adton alta esiin ja ved\u00e4t sen sit\u00adten pian pois. T\u00e4m\u00e4 urhool\u00adli\u00adnen pik\u00adku sotu\u00adri\u00adsi onnis\u00adtui juu\u00adri tuo\u00admaan jul\u00admas\u00adta ulko\u00admaa\u00adil\u00admas\u00adta sota\u00advan\u00adgin: k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsi. Tut\u00adkit pime\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 pei\u00adton alla k\u00e4n\u00adny\u00adk\u00e4n lois\u00adta\u00adval\u00adta n\u00e4y\u00adt\u00f6l\u00adt\u00e4 kel\u00adloa, mut\u00adta aivo\u00adsi tun\u00adtu\u00advat ole\u00advan ihan jumis\u00adsa. Olet l\u00e4hes var\u00adma sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsi on y\u00f6n aika\u00adna vaih\u00addet\u00adtu ulkoa\u00adva\u00adruu\u00adden olioi\u00adden kom\u00admu\u00adni\u00adkaat\u00adto\u00adriin, sil\u00adl\u00e4 nume\u00adroi\u00adden tilal\u00adla n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi ole\u00advan t\u00e4y\u00adsin vie\u00adrai\u00adta hie\u00adrogly\u00adfe\u00adj\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kun sit\u00adten lopul\u00adta\u00adkin tun\u00adnis\u00adtat nume\u00adrot ara\u00adbia\u00adlai\u00adsik\u00adsi, ja tajuat, pal\u00adjon\u00adko kel\u00adlo on, et ole uskoa sil\u00admi\u00e4\u00adsi: kuin\u00adka on voi\u00adnut<\/em> kulua kym\u00adme\u00adnen minuut\u00adtia sii\u00adt\u00e4 kun her\u00e4\u00adsit? Kun\u00adpa aika rien\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00adkin edes puo\u00adlel\u00adla t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 nopeu\u00addes\u00adta siel\u00adl\u00e4, min\u00adne olet menos\u00adsa: t\u00f6is\u00ads\u00e4, oppi\u00adtun\u00adnil\u00adla, ham\u00admas\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00adris\u00ads\u00e4! Voit loh\u00addut\u00adtau\u00adtua vain sil\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 kun her\u00e4\u00adsit edel\u00adli\u00adsen ker\u00adran, kol\u00admel\u00adta aamu\u00ady\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4, aika juok\u00adsi t\u00e4h\u00e4n\u00adkin ver\u00adrat\u00adtu\u00adna kak\u00adsin\u00adker\u00adtai\u00adsel\u00adla nopeu\u00addel\u00adla aina kuu\u00adteen asti, jol\u00adloin nukah\u00addit uudes\u00adtaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

P\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4t huo\u00adkai\u00adsun, joka sai\u00adsi sit\u00e4 kuu\u00adle\u00admas\u00adsa ole\u00advan Clint Eastwood<\/span>inkin<\/strong> purs\u00adkah\u00adta\u00admaan hal\u00adlit\u00adse\u00admat\u00adto\u00admaan my\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4\u00adtun\u00adtoit\u00adkuun, ja rao\u00adtat sit\u00adten varo\u00advas\u00adti peit\u00adtoa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ved\u00e4t pei\u00adton \u00e4kki\u00e4 takai\u00adsin kor\u00adviin, ja k\u00e4per\u00adryt takai\u00adsin syv\u00e4l\u00adle sen sisuk\u00adsiin. Nukah\u00addat uudes\u00adtaan ja seu\u00adraa\u00advat puo\u00adli\u00adtois\u00adta tun\u00adtia nukut el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00adsi makein\u00adta unta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

H\u00e4t\u00adk\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4t hereil\u00adle nel\u00adj\u00e4\u00adkym\u00admen\u00adt\u00e4\u00advii\u00adsi minuut\u00adtia sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen, kun sinun piti olla peril\u00adl\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Vas\u00adtuu\u00adva\u00adpaus\u00adlause: Jot\u00adkin k\u00e4y\u00adte\u00adtyt ilmai\u00adsut ovat sub\u00adjek\u00adtii\u00advi\u00adses\u00adti v\u00e4rit\u00adty\u00adnei\u00adt\u00e4. Oman aamu\u00adhen\u00adgi\u00adtyk\u00adsen hais\u00adte\u00adlua ei suo\u00adsi\u00adtel\u00adla pari\u00adsuh\u00adtees\u00adsa nuk\u00adku\u00advil\u00adle. Kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00adja on v\u00e4l\u00adtel\u00adlyt pakol\u00adli\u00adsia aamu\u00adhe\u00adr\u00e4\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsi\u00e4 jo vuo\u00adsien ajan, ja menee nyt takai\u00adsin nuk\u00adku\u00admaan. \u00c4h\u00e4\u00adkut\u00adti!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

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\n[muokkaus][klo]6.1. 12:34[\/klo] Muu\u00adtin sana\u00adj\u00e4r\u00adjes\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4 (h\u00e4i\u00adrit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4n sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n naa\u00adpu\u00adrin puu\u00adde\u00adlin \u2192 naa\u00adpu\u00adrin h\u00e4i\u00adrit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4n sek\u00adsik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n puudelin).
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\n[muokkaus][klo]5.5.2007 18:57[\/klo] Nyky\u00adai\u00adkais\u00adtin tyyli\u00e4.
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\n[\/muokkaukset] #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kuu\u00adlet\u00adko tuon vas\u00adten\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsen, kor\u00advia\u00adrii\u00adpi\u00adv\u00e4n \u00e4\u00e4nen? Se on her\u00e4tyksesi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[2699],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-uni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19752,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/19752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}