{"id":1833,"date":"2006-01-08T14:04:08","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T12:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1833"},"modified":"2011-07-21T15:01:56","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T12:01:56","slug":"jani-the-puuh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/01\/08\/jani-the-puuh\/","title":{"rendered":"Jani The Puuh"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tie\u00add\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adk\u00f6, mik\u00e4 on minus\u00adta ihmeel\u00adli\u00adnen elin? Se ei ole aivot. Aivot\u00adhan on maa\u00adil\u00adman yksin\u00adker\u00adtai\u00adsin elin: s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6 viu\u00adhuu pit\u00adkin piu\u00adho\u00adja sin\u00adne t\u00e4n\u00adne, ja sen tulok\u00adse\u00adna syn\u00adtyy j\u00e4n\u00adni\u00e4 jut\u00adtu\u00adja blo\u00adgiin, has\u00adsu\u00adja nyt\u00adk\u00e4h\u00addyk\u00adsi\u00e4 juu\u00adri ennen nukah\u00adta\u00admis\u00adta ja niil\u00adle, joi\u00adden aivot ovat pie\u00adnet, jopa kuvi\u00adtel\u00admia sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 kaik\u00adki nii\u00adden kuvi\u00adtel\u00admat eiv\u00e4t tapah\u00addu\u00adkaan aivos\u00adsa, vaan osa niis\u00adt\u00e4 onkin jos\u00adsain v\u00e4h\u00e4n s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6n\u00adsi\u00adni\u00adseen vivah\u00adta\u00advas\u00adsa, usva\u00admai\u00adses\u00adsa, ihmis\u00adhah\u00admoi\u00adses\u00adsa pil\u00adves\u00ads\u00e4, joka sijait\u00adsee jota\u00adkuin\u00adkin samas\u00adsa koh\u00addas\u00adsa aika-ava\u00adruut\u00adta kuin hei\u00add\u00e4n kehon\u00adsa aina sii\u00adhen saak\u00adka, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4 kehos\u00adta kat\u00adkais\u00adtaan vir\u00adta, jol\u00adloin se siner\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 pil\u00advi p\u00f6l\u00e4h\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 \u00e4kki\u00e4 jon\u00adne\u00adkin ava\u00adruu\u00adden toi\u00adseen lai\u00adtaan mui\u00adden saman\u00adlais\u00adten pil\u00advien jouk\u00adkoon. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ei, ei se ole aivot. Se on keuh\u00adkot. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ved\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 hen\u00adke\u00e4, n\u00e4in: siii\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n\u2026 ja uuuuuu\u00adlos. Sil\u00adl\u00e4 lail\u00adla. Nyt kun luit tuon, ja kuvit\u00adte\u00adlit ehk\u00e4 jopa mie\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4\u00adsi teh\u00adnee\u00adsi\u00adkin, mit\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 k\u00e4s\u00adket\u00adtiin, niin huo\u00admaat\u00adko? Huo\u00admaat\u00adko, kuin\u00adka se tapah\u00adtui? Jotain n\u00e4ky\u00adm\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4, jota on kaik\u00adkial\u00adla ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adl\u00e4\u00adsi, siir\u00adtyi juu\u00adri sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4\u00adsi ole\u00adviin kam\u00admioi\u00adhin, jos\u00adsa sit\u00e4 sil\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adr\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4yk\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 pum\u00adpat\u00adtiin kudok\u00adsii\u00adsi\u00adsi ja veri\u00adsuo\u00adnii\u00adsi. Eik\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 vie\u00adl\u00e4 kaik\u00adki. Samal\u00adla pum\u00adpat\u00adtiin sisuk\u00adsis\u00adta\u00adsi nii\u00adhin kam\u00admioi\u00adhin jotain tois\u00adta, yht\u00e4 n\u00e4ky\u00adm\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4 ainet\u00adta, joka sit\u00adten tul\u00adla tup\u00adsah\u00adti ulos, put\u00adkea pit\u00adkin, suusi kaut\u00adta suo\u00adraan naa\u00adma\u00adsi eteen, etk\u00e4 n\u00e4e sit\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4 on aina ollut minus\u00adta mel\u00adko ihmeel\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4. Eih\u00e4n joku sy\u00f6\u00admi\u00adnen ole t\u00e4h\u00e4n ver\u00adrat\u00adtu\u00adna mit\u00e4\u00e4n! Sy\u00f6\u00admi\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n suu\u00adhun pan\u00adnaan ihan oikeas\u00adti jota\u00adkin tava\u00adraa, joka sit\u00adten vai\u00adval\u00adloi\u00adses\u00adti ja mas\u00adsii\u00advis\u00adten syyl\u00adli\u00adsyys\u00adtus\u00adkien kou\u00adris\u00adsa lous\u00adku\u00adte\u00adtaan murusik\u00adsi ja huuh\u00addel\u00adlaan alas, ja sit\u00adten se lojuu siel\u00adl\u00e4 sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adkausia, mik\u00e4 on ihan ymm\u00e4r\u00adret\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 aika muut\u00adtaa jotain n\u00e4ky\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 n\u00e4ky\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi, kuten l\u00e4m\u00adm\u00f6k\u00adsi ja liik\u00adku\u00admis\u00advoi\u00admak\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mut\u00adta ilma ja hen\u00adgit\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adnen! Ihan n\u00e4ky\u00adm\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4 jut\u00adtua, sil\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adr\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4yk\u00adsel\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4 kaa\u00adsu\u00adjen\u00advaih\u00adtoa ihmi\u00adsen sis\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ehk\u00e4 sik\u00adsi minus\u00adta tukeh\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adnen on aika kam\u00admot\u00adta\u00advaa. Olen jon\u00adkun ker\u00adran pudon\u00adnut sel\u00e4l\u00adle\u00adni niin, ett\u00e4 olen jou\u00adtu\u00adnut hauk\u00adko\u00admaan hen\u00adke\u00e4 lytis\u00adty\u00adneil\u00adl\u00e4 keuh\u00adkoil\u00adla, eik\u00e4 se ollut yht\u00e4\u00e4n muka\u00advaa. Onnek\u00adse\u00adni en kos\u00adkaan n\u00e4e tukeh\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsu\u00adnia. Tun\u00adnen hir\u00advit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 s\u00e4\u00e4\u00adli\u00e4 ast\u00admaa\u00adtik\u00adko\u00adja koh\u00adtaan, kos\u00adka mik\u00e4\u00e4n ei ole minus\u00adta yht\u00e4 ahdis\u00adta\u00advaa kuin hen\u00adge\u00adnah\u00addis\u00adtus, vaik\u00adka se joh\u00adtui\u00adsi vain mit\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 ja vaa\u00adrat\u00adto\u00admas\u00adta fluns\u00adsan\u00adpoi\u00adka\u00adses\u00adta. Oli\u00adsi karua jos ei voi\u00adsi hen\u00adgit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4! #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tie\u00add\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adk\u00f6, mik\u00e4 on minus\u00adta ihmeel\u00adli\u00adnen elin? Ei, ei se ole aivot. Se on keuhkot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[2529],"class_list":["post-1833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-terveys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19761,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions\/19761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}