{"id":1891,"date":"2006-01-24T22:12:28","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T20:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2006-01-24T22:12:28","modified_gmt":"2006-01-24T20:12:28","slug":"jyvaskylalainen-nuori-mies-pureksii-iltapaivalehden-uutisen-palasiksi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/01\/24\/jyvaskylalainen-nuori-mies-pureksii-iltapaivalehden-uutisen-palasiksi\/","title":{"rendered":"Jyv\u00e4skyl\u00e4l\u00e4inen nuori mies pureksii iltap\u00e4iv\u00e4lehden uutisen palasiksi"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cJyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adnen nuo\u00adri mies ehdot\u00adti net\u00adti\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adkir\u00adjas\u00adsaan muun muas\u00adsa reh\u00adto\u00adrin nyl\u00adke\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ilta\u00adleh\u00adti Onli\u00adne<\/a> (via Kuraat\u00adto\u00adri<\/strong><\/a>): \u201cReh\u00adto\u00adrin par\u00adjaa\u00admi\u00adnen blo\u00adgis\u00adsa k\u00e4vi kal\u00adliik\u00adsi\u201d<\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Raflaa\u00advan ingres\u00adsin j\u00e4l\u00adkeen siir\u00adry\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n \u201clep\u00adpoi\u00adsaa kah\u00advi\u00adp\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adru\u00adpat\u00adte\u00adlua\u201d -moo\u00addiin: #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cNet\u00adti\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adkir\u00adjaan eli blo\u00adgiin ei voi kir\u00adjoi\u00adtel\u00adla kaik\u00adkea mit\u00e4 mie\u00adleen juo\u00adlah\u00adtaa.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ai ei vai? T\u00e4t\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n t\u00e4y\u00adtyy heti kokeil\u00adla! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Onpas tym\u00adpe\u00e4n n\u00e4k\u00f6i\u00adnen akka tuos\u00adsa 24<\/a>:ss\u00e4.<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

He-hei, seh\u00e4n onnis\u00adtui! Kokeil\u00adlaan\u00adpa var\u00admuu\u00adden vuok\u00adsi vie\u00adl\u00e4 uudes\u00adtaan\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ilta\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adleh\u00addet sovel\u00adtu\u00advat l\u00e4hin\u00adn\u00e4 per\u00adseen pyyh\u00adki\u00admi\u00adseen ulko\u00adhuusis\u00adsa.<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Taas min\u00e4 sen tein! Eip\u00e4 ole tain\u00adnut tuon v\u00e4it\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4n kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00adja kos\u00adkaan kokeil\u00adla t\u00e4t\u00e4 nettip\u00e4iv\u00e4kirjahommaa.
\nJot\u00adkut kii\u00adnan\u00adkie\u00adli\u00adset mer\u00adkit tuot\u00adta\u00advat tie\u00adtys\u00adti v\u00e4h\u00e4n vai\u00adkeuk\u00adsia, mut\u00adta kyl\u00adl\u00e4 nii\u00adden\u00adkin tuot\u00adta\u00admi\u00adnen oikeil\u00adla ohjel\u00admil\u00adla luul\u00adlak\u00adse\u00adni onnis\u00adtuu. Mut\u00adta noin muu\u00adtoin\u2026 mik\u00e4 est\u00e4\u00e4? Ei mik\u00e4\u00e4n!
\nEllei\u00adv\u00e4t sit\u00adten sed\u00e4t ja t\u00e4dit, jot\u00adka sor\u00admi pys\u00adtys\u00ads\u00e4 ja huu\u00adli v\u00e4ris\u00adten julis\u00adta\u00advat<\/a>, ettet\u00adh\u00e4n sin\u00e4 nyt noin voi<\/em> kir\u00adjoit\u00adtaa, kos\u00adka se on v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin<\/em>, siir\u00adry sor\u00admen\u00adhe\u00adris\u00adte\u00adlys\u00adt\u00e4 radi\u00adkaa\u00adlim\u00adpiin tekoi\u00adhin ja k\u00e4y k\u00e4sik\u00adsi, tai mik\u00e4 vie\u00adl\u00e4 pahem\u00adpaa, lan\u00adsee\u00adraa ennak\u00adko\u00adsen\u00adsuu\u00adri\u00adko\u00adneis\u00adton<\/a>, joka nie\u00adlai\u00adsee kir\u00adjai\u00admet sit\u00e4 mukaa, kun min\u00e4 nii\u00adt\u00e4 n\u00e4py\u00adt\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cMies kir\u00adjoit\u00adti net\u00adti\u00adsi\u00advul\u00adlaan muun muas\u00adsa, ett\u00e4 [\u2026]\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ei! Ei, eieieie! Ei \u201cnet\u00adti\u00adsi\u00advuil\u00adlaan\u201d, vaan \u201cnet\u00adti\u00adsi\u00advuil\u00adlaan<\/a>\u201d! \u201cNETTISIVUILLAAN<\/a>\u201d! Jos et n\u00e4e eroa, olet joko v\u00e4ri\u00adso\u00adkea tai uus\u00adme\u00addia\u00adlu\u00adku\u00adtai\u00addo\u00adton. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cH\u00e4n esit\u00adti var\u00adsin run\u00adsas\u00adsa\u00adnai\u00adsen kuvit\u00adteel\u00adli\u00adsen ker\u00adto\u00admuk\u00adsen jul\u00admuuk\u00adsis\u00adta, joi\u00adta reh\u00adto\u00adril\u00adle teh\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsiin kes\u00adkuk\u00adses\u00adsa, johon h\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtyi\u00adsi \u00bbmui\u00adden kal\u00adtais\u00adten\u00adsa rikol\u00adlis\u00adten sadis\u00adtien tavoin\u00ab.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

T\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n asian yti\u00admeen: mie\u00adli\u00adku\u00advi\u00adtus\u00adta kut\u00adkut\u00adta\u00advan vih\u00adjai\u00adle\u00adva, kuvai\u00adle\u00adva vir\u00adke, jon\u00adka salai\u00adse\u00adna lis\u00e4\u00admaus\u00adtee\u00adna on sitaat\u00adti suo\u00adraan paheel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adta alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsai\u00adneis\u00adtos\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cOikeus piti louk\u00adkaa\u00adva\u00adna esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi el\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 nyl\u00adke\u00admis -osaa.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi\u2026? No, onhan se yksi osa kah\u00addes\u00adta tie\u00adtys\u00adti esi\u00admerk\u00adki nii\u00adden kah\u00adden muo\u00addos\u00adta\u00admas\u00adta jou\u00adkos\u00adta, joi\u00adta yhdis\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4\u2026 ei juu\u00adri mik\u00e4\u00e4n. Tois\u00adta vir\u00adket\u00adt\u00e4 ei tie\u00adten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n<\/em> uskal\u00adlet\u00adtu jul\u00adkais\u00adta. Seh\u00e4n oli\u00adsi ollut\u2026 rehel\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cKir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00adja puo\u00adlus\u00adtau\u00adtui oikeu\u00addes\u00adsa muun muas\u00adsa sil\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 teks\u00adti oli yksi\u00adtyi\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 koti\u00adsi\u00advul\u00adla.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tai sit\u00adten ei. Mut\u00adta meni\u00adh\u00e4n se v\u00e4h\u00e4n sin\u00adne p\u00e4in. Niin kuin sau\u00adna\u00adtont\u00adtu on mel\u00adkein sama asia kuin jou\u00adlu\u00adpuk\u00adki. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cK\u00e4r\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4\u00adoi\u00adkeu\u00adden mukaan t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ei ole mer\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4, kos\u00adka net\u00adti\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adkir\u00adja on osa\u00adna koti\u00adsi\u00advu\u00adja jul\u00adki\u00adnen ja kaik\u00adkien saa\u00adta\u00advil\u00adla. Haku\u00adko\u00adneen avul\u00adla teks\u00adti l\u00f6y\u00adtyy hel\u00adpos\u00adti, jos k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4 on oikea hakusa\u00adna.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mel\u00adkein suo\u00adra sitaat\u00adti tuo\u00admios\u00adta<\/a>. Toi\u00advot\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti t\u00e4m\u00e4 on nyt sit\u00e4 rehel\u00adli\u00adsyyt\u00adt\u00e4 eik\u00e4 vain sit\u00e4, ett\u00e4 noi\u00adden lausei\u00adden mer\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adsi\u00ads\u00e4l\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4 ei ymm\u00e4r\u00adre\u00adt\u00e4, joten ne on kopioi\u00adtu uuti\u00adseen l\u00e4hes sel\u00adlai\u00adsi\u00adnaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cSyyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4n mukaan j\u00e4i mys\u00adtee\u00adrik\u00adsi, mik\u00adsi mies innos\u00adtui kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00admaan vie\u00adraan paik\u00adka\u00adkun\u00adnan reh\u00adto\u00adris\u00adta.\u201d #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Onko\u00adhan syyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4 per\u00e4\u00adti haas\u00adta\u00adtel\u00adtu t\u00e4t\u00e4 var\u00adten? Joka tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa mys\u00adtee\u00adri on j\u00e4l\u00adleen oikein onnis\u00adtu\u00adnut, mie\u00adli\u00adku\u00advi\u00adtus\u00adta kut\u00adkut\u00adta\u00adva sana\u00adva\u00adlin\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mys\u00adtee\u00adri\u00adh\u00e4n on tosin jo ajat sit\u00adten rat\u00adkais\u00adtu<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ilta\u00adleh\u00adden uuti\u00adnen kun\u00adnian\u00adlouk\u00adkaus\u00adju\u00adtus\u00adta analysoitavana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}