{"id":1954,"date":"2006-02-15T17:28:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T15:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2006-02-15T17:28:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T15:28:46","slug":"koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/15\/koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6yh\u00e4 kuin kirkonrotta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"post1954-fh5b94rh7nh7l20h5knrjr0bk\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/13\/she-said-cryingly\/\">Ulos\u00adot\u00adto\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6<\/a> soit\u00adti vas\u00adtauk\u00adse\u00adna eilen l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adpos\u00adtiin. Oikein asial\u00adli\u00adnen ja muka\u00adva\u00adno\u00adloi\u00adnen ihminen.<br>\nSelos\u00adtin tulo\u00adti\u00adlan\u00adtee\u00adni (sai\u00adra\u00adse\u00adl\u00e4\u00adke ja asu\u00admis\u00adtu\u00adki, jois\u00adta j\u00e4l\u00adkim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adnen ei kuu\u00adlem\u00adma edes ole ulos\u00admi\u00adtat\u00adta\u00advaa) ja jo ennen tark\u00adko\u00adjen luku\u00adjen esiin\u00adkai\u00adva\u00admis\u00adta\u00adni sain kuul\u00adla, ett\u00e4 ne ovat niin pie\u00adni\u00e4, ettei niis\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adde\u00adt\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00e4n ulosmittaamaan.<br>\n\u2014 Rahaa tilill\u00e4?<br>\n\u2014 Joi\u00adtain satasia.<br>\n\u2014 Osak\u00adkuuk\u00adsia kuo\u00adlin\u00adpe\u00adsis\u00ads\u00e4? Miss\u00e4\u00e4n?<br>\n\u2014&nbsp;Ei.<br>\n\u2014 Omaisuutta?<br>\n\u2014 \u00d6\u00f6, niinku\u2026?<br>\n\u2014 Kiinteist\u00f6j\u00e4?<br>\n\u2014 Ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n semmoista.<br>\n\u2014 Kulkuneuvoja?<br>\n\u2014 Polkupy\u00f6r\u00e4.<br>\n\u2014 Joo ei. Auto\u00adja nyt l\u00e4hin\u00adn\u00e4 tai jotain semmoista.<br>\n\u2014 Joo, no ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n sem\u00admoi\u00adsia ole. Miten tuom\u00admoi\u00adnen romu mit\u00e4 mul\u00adla t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 on\u2026 niin\u00adku telkkari?<br>\n\u2014 No ei me sem\u00admoi\u00adsia\u2026 jos se nyt ei\u2026 min\u00adk\u00e4\u00adlai\u00adnen telk\u00adka\u00adri se&nbsp;on?<br>\n\u2014 \u00c4h\u2026 no siis ihan tuom\u00admo\u00adnen, tavallinen.<br>\n\u2014 Joo, ei sit\u00adten jos ei se ole joku ihan hur\u00adjan iso laa\u00adja\u00adku\u00adva telk\u00adka\u00adri tai sil\u00adl\u00e4 lailla.<br>\n\u2014 (<a href=\"https:\/\/secure.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/wiki\/LOL_(Internet_slang)\">LOL<\/a>) No ei todellakaan.<br>\nT\u00e4m\u00e4n kai\u00adken perus\u00adteel\u00adla minut todet\u00adtiin mak\u00adsu\u00adky\u00advyt\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi ja n\u00e4in ollen saan sen mak\u00adsu\u00adh\u00e4i\u00adri\u00f6\u00admer\u00adkin\u00adn\u00e4n (vai miksnt\u00adli) seu\u00adraa\u00advik\u00adsi nel\u00adj\u00e4k\u00adsi vuo\u00addek\u00adsi ja asia palau\u00adte\u00adtaan vel\u00adko\u00adjal\u00adle. Vel\u00adko\u00adjal\u00adla on sit\u00adten kuu\u00adlem\u00adma 20 vuot\u00adta aikaa yrit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 peri\u00e4 t\u00e4t\u00e4 aina sil\u00adloin kun huvit\u00adtaa.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/15\/koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta\/#post1954-fh5b94rh7nh7l20h5knrjr0bk\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post1954-7fwf4eq98qmrduvcoj3t90c6b\">Aika yll\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 minus\u00adta, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 toi\u00admii t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 taval\u00adla. Min\u00e4 olin aiem\u00admin, ennen n\u00e4i\u00adden kans\u00adsa teke\u00admi\u00adsiin jou\u00adtu\u00admis\u00adta\u00adni kuvi\u00adtel\u00adlut, ett\u00e4 val\u00adtio mak\u00adsai\u00adsi ne vahin\u00adgon\u00adkor\u00advauk\u00adset sil\u00adle, jol\u00adle ne on my\u00f6n\u00adnet\u00adty ja se vel\u00adka siir\u00adtyi\u00adsi sit\u00adten val\u00adtion itsel\u00adleen perit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4k\u00adsi.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/15\/koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta\/#post1954-7fwf4eq98qmrduvcoj3t90c6b\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post1954-3ac3ulgfws4wkd42a3t9vms5i\">Aina\u00adkin minua vitut\u00adtai\u00adsi anka\u00adras\u00adti jos oli\u00adsin vaik\u00adka\u00adpa, ihan t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adse\u00adna hatus\u00adta tem\u00adpais\u00adtu\u00adna ja siis t\u00e4y\u00adsin fik\u00adtii\u00advi\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4 esi\u00admerk\u00adki\u00adn\u00e4, pal\u00adkan\u00adnut tyy\u00adriin asia\u00adna\u00adja\u00adjan jotain niin tyh\u00adj\u00e4n\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 asi\u00adaa kuin kun\u00adnian\u00adlouk\u00adkaus\u00adta k\u00e4sit\u00adte\u00adle\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 oikeu\u00adden\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adti\u00e4 var\u00adten, ja vas\u00adta\u00adpuo\u00adli oli\u00adsi umpi\u00adk\u00f6y\u00adh\u00e4 eik\u00e4 pys\u00adtyi\u00adsi mak\u00adsa\u00admaan oikeu\u00adden\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adti\u00adku\u00adlu\u00adja vaik\u00adka sii\u00adhen sit\u00adten tuo\u00admit\u00adtai\u00adsiin\u00adkin.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/15\/koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta\/#post1954-3ac3ulgfws4wkd42a3t9vms5i\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post1954-opdi57rd3awr249wqpn1kfg0j\">Mis\u00ads\u00e4 oikeus! Mis\u00ads\u00e4 v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adryys.&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/15\/koyha-kuin-kirkonrotta\/#post1954-opdi57rd3awr249wqpn1kfg0j\">#<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ulos\u00adot\u00adto\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6 soit\u00adti vas\u00adtauk\u00adse\u00adna eilen l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adpos\u00adtiin. Oikein asial\u00adli\u00adnen ja muka\u00adva\u00adno\u00adloi\u00adnen ihmi\u00adnen. Selos\u00adtin tulo\u00adti\u00adlan\u00adtee\u00adni (sai\u00adra\u00adse\u00adl\u00e4\u00adke ja asu\u00admis\u00adtu\u00adki, jois\u00adta j\u00e4l\u00adkim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adnen ei kuu\u00adlem\u00adma edes ole ulos\u00admi\u00adtat\u00adta\u00advaa) ja jo ennen tark\u00adko\u00adjen luku\u00adjen esiin\u00adkai\u00adva\u00admis\u00adta\u00adni sain kuul\u00adla, ett\u00e4 ne ovat niin pie\u00adni\u00e4, ettei niis\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adde\u00adt\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00e4n ulos\u00admit\u00adtaa\u00admaan. \u2014 Rahaa tilil\u00adl\u00e4? \u2014 Joi\u00adtain sata\u00adsia. \u2014 Osak\u00adkuuk\u00adsia kuo\u00adlin\u00adpe\u00adsis\u00ads\u00e4? Mis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n? \u2014&nbsp;Ei. \u2014 Omaisuutta?&nbsp;\u2014&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}