{"id":1965,"date":"2006-02-18T22:15:04","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T20:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=1965"},"modified":"2006-02-18T22:15:04","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T20:15:04","slug":"poytalaatikkoon-hyvasta-syysta-hautautuneita-naytelmakasikirjoituksia-osa1-on-lottovoitto-voittaa-lotossa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/18\/poytalaatikkoon-hyvasta-syysta-hautautuneita-naytelmakasikirjoituksia-osa1-on-lottovoitto-voittaa-lotossa\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00f6yt\u00e4laatikkoon (hyv\u00e4st\u00e4 syyst\u00e4) hautautuneita n\u00e4ytelm\u00e4k\u00e4sikirjoituksia, osa 1: \u201cOn lottovoitto voittaa lotossa!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aiem\u00admin t\u00e4n\u00e4 ilta\u00adna, er\u00e4\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 pie\u00adneh\u00adk\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4, mut\u00adta muka\u00advan kotoi\u00adsas\u00adsa jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 vuo\u00adkra-asun\u00adnos\u00adsa\u2026<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (tie\u00adto\u00adko\u00adneen \u00e4\u00e4rel\u00adl\u00e4 r\u00f6h\u00adn\u00f6t\u00adt\u00e4en, aja\u00adtuk\u00adsis\u00adsaan):<\/strong> Sii\u00adn\u00e4 vii\u00admek\u00adsi osta\u00admas\u00adsa\u00adni Mynt\u00adhon<\/a>-rasias\u00adsa\u00adhan oli joku lot\u00adto\u00adhom\u00adma, miten\u00adk\u00e4 se meni\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (kie\u00adliop\u00adpi\u00advir\u00adheel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti otsi\u00adkoi\u00addus\u00adta Mynt\u00adhon-lot\u00adto-flash-tur\u00adhak\u00adkees\u00adta<\/a> \u00e4\u00e4neen lukien):<\/strong> \u201cVoi\u00adtat Mynt\u00adhon-lot\u00adto\u00adra\u00adsial\u00adla, mik\u00e4\u00adli Loton kier\u00adrok\u00adsil\u00adla 1-11\/2006 kan\u00adnen alla ole\u00adval\u00adle lot\u00adto\u00adri\u00advil\u00adle koh\u00addis\u00adtuu jokin seu\u00adraa\u00advis\u00adta voit\u00adto\u00adluo\u00adkis\u00adta: 4 oikein, 5 oikein, 6 oikein, 6 ja lis\u00e4\u00adnu\u00adme\u00adro oikein tai 7 oikein.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (edel\u00adleen haja\u00admie\u00adli\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4):<\/strong> Niin juu, niin\u00adh\u00e4n se oli\u00adkin. Kato\u00adtaan\u00adpa ne nume\u00adrot\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Mynthon-rasia,<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (yrit\u00adt\u00e4en hiu\u00adkan skar\u00adpa\u00adta):<\/strong> Eik\u00f6s se loton arvon\u00adta ollut perin\u00adtei\u00adses\u00adti n\u00e4in lau\u00adan\u00adtai-iltai\u00adsin? Joo kyl\u00adl\u00e4 n\u00e4k\u00f6\u00adj\u00e4\u00e4n, vart\u00adtia vail\u00adle yhdek\u00ads\u00e4n\u2026 Mit\u00e4s se kel\u00adlo oli? Oho, vart\u00adtia vail\u00adle yhdek\u00ads\u00e4n. No, kat\u00adso\u00adtaan\u00adpa mit\u00adk\u00e4 nume\u00adrot siel\u00adt\u00e4 tulee. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Loton<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (nyt sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti piris\u00adty\u00adnee\u00adn\u00e4 ja h\u00e4m\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adty\u00adnee\u00adn\u00e4):<\/strong> WTF?
\nVoi\u00adtin lotossa!<\/em>
\nRahaa!
\nValtaa!
\nVoin ostaa kenet haluan! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (ryh\u00addis\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adtyen):<\/strong> Kr\u00f6\u00adh\u00f6m\u2026 voi\u00adko t\u00e4m\u00e4 olla tot\u00adta\u00adkaan? T\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 t\u00e4y\u00adtyy olla koi\u00adra hau\u00addat\u00adtu\u00adna<\/a>, enk\u00e4 nyt edes tar\u00adkoi\u00adta sit\u00e4 80-luvun lopun kome\u00addial\u00adlis\u00adta polii\u00adsi\u00adsar\u00adjaa! Tut\u00adki\u00adtaan\u00adpas tuo\u00adta pie\u00adnel\u00adl\u00e4 pr\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4t\u00adty\u00e4\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (taas flash-h\u00e4r\u00adp\u00e4k\u00adkees\u00adt\u00e4 lukien):<\/strong> \u201cVoit\u00adto-osuu\u00adte\u00adsi saat vain vah\u00advis\u00adta\u00admal\u00adla voit\u00adto\u00adsi: pos\u00adti\u00adta voit\u00adto\u00adri\u00advin sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 Mynt\u00adhon-rasia, yhteys\u00adtie\u00adto\u00adsi, ik\u00e4\u00adsi ja tili\u00adnu\u00adme\u00adro\u00adsi vii\u00admeis\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n voit\u00adtoar\u00advon\u00adtaa seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna tors\u00adtai\u00adna [\u2026]. Kir\u00adjeen kir\u00adjaa\u00admis\u00adta suo\u00adsi\u00adtel\u00adlaan. Samal\u00adla rasial\u00adla voit vah\u00advis\u00adtaa voi\u00adton vain yhdel\u00adl\u00e4 Loton kier\u00adrok\u00adsel\u00adla. Rasioi\u00adta ei palau\u00adte\u00adta.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (nyt jo hie\u00adman sar\u00adkas\u00adti\u00adse\u00adna):<\/strong> Joo, var\u00admaan kuul\u00adkaa kir\u00adjaan. Kir\u00adja\u00adtun kir\u00adjeen l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adnen\u00adh\u00e4n mak\u00adsaa\u00adkin<\/a> vain 4,15 \u20ac! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (edel\u00adleen flash-h\u00e4r\u00adp\u00e4k\u00adkees\u00adt\u00e4 luke\u00admis\u00adta jat\u00adkaen):<\/strong> \u201cHen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6\u00adkoh\u00adtai\u00adnen voit\u00adto\u00adsi on 75 % Loton viral\u00adli\u00adses\u00adta rivi\u00adkoh\u00adtai\u00adses\u00adta voit\u00adto-osuu\u00addes\u00adta jaet\u00adtu\u00adna tasan kaik\u00adkien saman voit\u00adto\u00adri\u00advi\u00adrasian m\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4\u00adajas\u00adsa palaut\u00adta\u00adnei\u00adden kes\u00adken. Alle 5 euron hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6\u00adkoh\u00adtai\u00adset voit\u00adto-osuu\u00addet lah\u00adjoi\u00adte\u00adtaan SOS-lap\u00adsi\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4n<\/a> toi\u00admin\u00adnan tuke\u00admi\u00adseen.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (alis\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna, poh\u00addis\u00adke\u00adle\u00adva\u00adna):<\/strong> K\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4n\u00adn\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4 siis tuon seit\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkym\u00adme\u00adnen\u00advii\u00adden pro\u00adsen\u00adtin itsel\u00adle\u00adni saa\u00admi\u00adnen edel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi n\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4k\u00adse\u00adni sit\u00e4, ett\u00e4 min\u00e4 oli\u00adsin ainoa, joka tuon rasian viit\u00adsii palaut\u00adtaa, kos\u00adka jo kak\u00adsi jaka\u00adjaa sil\u00adle pudot\u00adtai\u00adsi kum\u00adman\u00adkin osuu\u00adden alle vii\u00adden euron. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (tode\u00adten itsek\u00adseen kuin edel\u00adl\u00e4 ajat\u00adte\u00adle\u00adman\u00adsa vie\u00adl\u00e4 vah\u00advis\u00adtaak\u00adseen):<\/strong> N\u00e4in. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jani (p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4i):<\/strong> Mut\u00adta jos min\u00e4 nyt sit\u00adten l\u00e4he\u00adt\u00e4n tuon rasian kir\u00adjaa\u00admat\u00adto\u00adma\u00adna, ja se l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 per\u00e4\u00adti peril\u00adle\u00adkin, niin sii\u00adn\u00e4 ep\u00e4\u00adto\u00adden\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa, ett\u00e4 se voit\u00adto\u00adsum\u00adma ei mene suo\u00adraan hyv\u00e4n\u00adte\u00adke\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adsyy\u00adteen, t\u00e4ten pyh\u00e4s\u00adti lupaan lah\u00adjoit\u00adtaa itse koko voit\u00adto\u00adsum\u00adman SOS-lap\u00adsi\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4l\u00adle. #<\/a><\/p>\n

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Mynt\u00adhon-rasias\u00adsa ole\u00advas\u00adsa lot\u00adto\u00adri\u00advis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni oli nel\u00adj\u00e4 oikein. N\u00e4in pie\u00adnet voi\u00adtot mene\u00adv\u00e4t toden\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adses\u00adti hyv\u00e4ntekev\u00e4isyyteen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}