{"id":2006,"date":"2006-02-28T16:31:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T14:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2010-10-11T19:40:46","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:40:46","slug":"viimeisimmat-vitsit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/02\/28\/viimeisimmat-vitsit\/","title":{"rendered":"Viimeisimm\u00e4t vitsit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ikio\u00adma kan\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adjour\u00adna\u00adlis\u00adtin\u00adne on j\u00e4l\u00adleen ollut kor\u00advat h\u00f6r\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4 pai\u00adkal\u00adlis\u00adbus\u00adsis\u00adsa ja sen tulok\u00adse\u00adna esi\u00adtel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkin t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 mar\u00adgi\u00adnaa\u00adlis\u00adsa nyt t\u00e4m\u00e4n het\u00adken kuu\u00admim\u00admat kou\u00adlu\u00adlais\u00advit\u00adsit. Aihe\u00adpii\u00adrit ovat samat van\u00adhat, tutut, kuin sil\u00adloin jour\u00adna\u00adlis\u00adtin omi\u00adna\u00adkin kou\u00adluai\u00adkoi\u00adna eli h\u00f6l\u00adm\u00f6\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adset, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adset, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset, homo\u00adsek\u00adsu\u00adaa\u00adli\u00adsuus sek\u00e4 mie\u00adhet ja nai\u00adset. #<\/a><\/p>\n

H\u00f6l\u00adm\u00f6\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adset hyp\u00adpe\u00adli\u00adv\u00e4t uima-altaa\u00adseen ja niil\u00adl\u00e4 oli hur\u00adjan haus\u00adkaa. Noo, pai\u00adkal\u00adle tuli Mat\u00adti ja kat\u00adse\u00adli sit\u00e4 touhua.
\n- Onpa teil\u00adl\u00e4 haus\u00adkaa. Mit\u00e4 jos min\u00e4\u00adkin tuli\u00adsin huo\u00admen\u00adna mukaan, mut\u00adta oli\u00adsi\u00adhan se hyv\u00e4 jos saa\u00adtai\u00adsiin vie\u00adl\u00e4 vet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adkin tuo\u00adhon altaa\u00adseen. #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Joku mies kuo\u00adli ja jou\u00adtui tai\u00advaa\u00adseen. Tai\u00advaas\u00adsa oli kaik\u00adkien mai\u00adden liput ja nii\u00adden alla kel\u00adlo. Mies kysyi enke\u00adlil\u00adt\u00e4 ett\u00e4 mis\u00ads\u00e4 on Ruot\u00adsin lip\u00adpu\u2026 mut\u00adta ensin mies kysyi, ett\u00e4 mit\u00e4 nuo kel\u00adlot on. Enke\u00adli sanoi ett\u00e4 aina kun jos\u00adsain maas\u00adsa kuo\u00adlee homo niin kel\u00adlon vii\u00adsa\u00adrit siirtyy.
\nSit\u00adten mies kysyi, ett\u00e4 mis\u00ads\u00e4 on Ruot\u00adsin lip\u00adpu. Enke\u00adli sanoi: \u201cAi se? No seeee\u00adh\u00e4n on vie\u00adty jo aikaa sit\u00adten tuon\u00adne\u2026\u201d [t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa ker\u00adto\u00adjan \u00e4\u00e4ni peit\u00adtyi vali\u00adtet\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti muun h\u00e4lyn alle]. #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen tuli Suo\u00admeen ja sit\u00adten se nousi y\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4 tak\u00adsiin. Kun oli v\u00e4h\u00e4n mat\u00adkaa ajet\u00adtu, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen sanoi: \u201cToy\u00adota. Japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen. Erit\u00adt\u00e4in nopea.\u201d Kun oli ajet\u00adtu taas v\u00e4h\u00e4n mat\u00adkaa, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen sanoi: \u201cMit\u00adsu\u00adbis\u00adhi. Japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen. Erit\u00adt\u00e4in nopea.\u201d Kun oli vie\u00adl\u00e4 ajaet\u00adtu jon\u00adkin mat\u00adkaa, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen sanoi: \u201cHon\u00adda. Japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen. Todel\u00adla<\/em> nopea.\u201d
\nSit\u00adten kun tul\u00adtiin peril\u00adle koti\u00adpi\u00adhaan, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen ihmet\u00adte\u00adli, ett\u00e4 mik\u00adsi t\u00e4m\u00e4 n\u00e4in pal\u00adjon mak\u00adsoi. Kus\u00adki sanoi: \u201cJapa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adnen. Todel\u00adla nopea.\u201d  #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nai\u00adnen sanoi mie\u00adhel\u00adle, ett\u00e4 min\u00e4 haluan, ett\u00e4 huo\u00admen\u00adna kun min\u00e4 menen tuon\u00adne auto\u00adtal\u00adliin, niin siel\u00adl\u00e4 on jotain sel\u00adlais\u00adta, joka kiih\u00adtyy nol\u00adlas\u00adta sataan sekun\u00adnis\u00adsa. Sit\u00adten seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna aamu\u00adna nai\u00adnen meni auto\u00adtal\u00adliin ja siel\u00adl\u00e4 oli vaa\u00adka. #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mai\u00adnit\u00adta\u00adkoon vie\u00adl\u00e4 lopuk\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 n\u00e4i\u00adden vit\u00adsien ker\u00adto\u00admi\u00adsen lis\u00e4k\u00adsi havain\u00adto\u00adma\u00adte\u00adri\u00adaa\u00adli\u00adna olleet nuo\u00adru\u00adkai\u00adset heit\u00adte\u00adli\u00adv\u00e4t rans\u00adkan\u00adpe\u00adru\u00adnoi\u00adta ja mat\u00adki\u00advat Crazy Fro\u00adgia. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ikio\u00adma kan\u00adsa\u00adlais\u00adjour\u00adna\u00adlis\u00adtin\u00adne on j\u00e4l\u00adleen ollut kor\u00advat h\u00f6r\u00f6l\u00adl\u00e4 pai\u00adkal\u00adlis\u00adbus\u00adsis\u00adsa ja sen tulok\u00adse\u00adna esi\u00adtel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkin t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 mar\u00adgi\u00adnaa\u00adlis\u00adsa nyt t\u00e4m\u00e4n het\u00adken kuu\u00admim\u00admat kou\u00adlu\u00adlais\u00advit\u00adsit. Aihe\u00adpii\u00adrit ovat samat van\u00adhat, tutut, kuin sil\u00adloin jour\u00adna\u00adlis\u00adtin omi\u00adna\u00adkin kou\u00adluai\u00adkoi\u00adna eli h\u00f6l\u00adm\u00f6\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adset, japa\u00adni\u00adlai\u00adset, ruot\u00adsa\u00adlai\u00adset, homo\u00adsek\u00adsu\u00adaa\u00adli\u00adsuus sek\u00e4 mie\u00adhet ja naiset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15488,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/15488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}