{"id":2106,"date":"2006-04-01T21:06:40","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T18:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2106"},"modified":"2006-04-01T21:06:40","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T18:06:40","slug":"kahdeksan-helppoa-kysymysta-joihin-vastaaminen-kay-kadenkaanteessa-vaikkapa-tupakkatauon-kuluessa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/04\/01\/kahdeksan-helppoa-kysymysta-joihin-vastaaminen-kay-kadenkaanteessa-vaikkapa-tupakkatauon-kuluessa\/","title":{"rendered":"Kahdeksan helppoa kysymyst\u00e4, joihin vastaaminen k\u00e4y k\u00e4denk\u00e4\u00e4nteess\u00e4 vaikkapa tupakkatauon kuluessa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Huo\u00adnol\u00adta Seu\u00adral\u00adta kah\u00addek\u00adsan kovaa kysy\u00admys\u00adt\u00e4<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Mik\u00adsi min\u00e4 olen ole\u00admas\u00adsa? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tuli\u00adpa paha heti n\u00e4in alkuun! Mik\u00adsi tosi\u00adaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No, jos unoh\u00adde\u00adtaan filo\u00adso\u00adfi\u00adnen puo\u00adli (eik\u00e4 t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adsiin kysy\u00admyk\u00adsiin filo\u00adso\u00adfias\u00adta oikei\u00adta vas\u00adtauk\u00adsia l\u00f6y\u00addy\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n), niin tie\u00adtys\u00adti sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 on luon\u00adnon\u00adva\u00adlin\u00adta\u00adpro\u00adses\u00adsin tulos t\u00e4k\u00e4\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 maa\u00adil\u00adman\u00adkaik\u00adkeu\u00adden kol\u00adkas\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

2. Mik\u00adsi on niin pal\u00adjon k\u00e4r\u00adsi\u00admys\u00adt\u00e4 ja sotia? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Kysy\u00admys on minus\u00adta joten\u00adkin nurin\u00adku\u00adri\u00adnen ja ker\u00adtoo jotain kiusal\u00adlis\u00adta esit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 premisseist\u00e4.
\nJot\u00adtei minua syy\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi kysy\u00admyk\u00adsen t\u00e4y\u00addel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 v\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 niin, no siis, maa\u00adil\u00adma nyt vaan on t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

3. Mik\u00e4 on oikein ja mik\u00e4 v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oikein on tie\u00adtys\u00adti se, min\u00adk\u00e4 min\u00e4 sanon ole\u00advan oikein. Vas\u00adtaa\u00advas\u00adti taas v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin on esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi seka\u00adsau\u00adno\u00admi\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Mik\u00adsi on niin pal\u00adjon uskon\u00adto\u00adja ja oppe\u00adja? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Duh. Ihmi\u00adset nyt vaan ovat niin\u2026 no. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sano\u00adtaan\u00adko vaik\u00adka niin, ett\u00e4 enin osa ihmi\u00adsis\u00adt\u00e4 on juu\u00adri sel\u00adlai\u00adsia, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t he pys\u00adty nie\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n maa\u00adil\u00admaa sel\u00adlai\u00adse\u00adna kuin se on, vaan jot\u00adta hei\u00add\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 ei repe\u00e4i\u00adsi, he tar\u00advit\u00adse\u00advat jon\u00adkin sel\u00adlai\u00adsen seli\u00adtys\u00admal\u00adlin, joka tekee edes teo\u00adrias\u00adsa mah\u00addol\u00adlis\u00adta asioi\u00adden para\u00adne\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta, eli sanal\u00adla sanoen se antaa heil\u00adle toi\u00advoa: \u201cKai\u00adken taka\u00adna on hal\u00adli\u00adtuk\u00adsen sala\u00adliit\u00adto.\u201d (\u2192 \u201cKun\u00adhan sala\u00adliit\u00adto pal\u00adjas\u00adte\u00adtaan ja se sy\u00f6s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n val\u00adlas\u00adta, asiat kor\u00adjau\u00adtu\u00advat.\u201d) \u201cPahuus on saa\u00adta\u00adnan teko\u00adsia.\u201d (\u2192 \u201cVoin vas\u00adtus\u00adtaa saa\u00adta\u00adnan etee\u00adni tuo\u00admia kiusauk\u00adsia.\u201d) \u201cK\u00e4r\u00adsi\u00admys joh\u00adtuu ihmis\u00adten pahuu\u00addes\u00adta.\u201d (\u2192 \u201cKun pahat ihmi\u00adset pois\u00adte\u00adtaan, maa\u00adil\u00adma pelas\u00adtuu.\u201d) \u201cOngel\u00admat joh\u00adtu\u00advat sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 galak\u00adti\u00adnen hal\u00adlit\u00adsi\u00adja Xenu<\/a> r\u00e4j\u00e4yt\u00adti mil\u00adjar\u00adde\u00adja ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4 vety\u00adpom\u00admil\u00adla 75 mil\u00adjoo\u00adnaa vuot\u00adta sit\u00adten.\u201d (\u2192 \u2026no joo.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

5. Onko mik\u00e4\u00e4n niis\u00adt\u00e4 oikeas\u00adsa vai ovat\u00adko kaik\u00adki v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ovat, v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4. Kaik\u00adki. Jokai\u00adki\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No, budd\u00adha\u00adlai\u00adsuus ehk\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n v\u00e4hem\u00adm\u00e4n kuin muut, mut\u00adta v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 sekin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

6. Voi\u00adko mihin\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tai keneen\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n luot\u00adtaa? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Heh-heh! T\u00e4m\u00e4 on kom\u00adpa\u00adky\u00adsy\u00admys, vai mit\u00e4? No okei, lei\u00adki\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adp\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4n ker\u00adran: ei hel\u00adve\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4, ei mihin\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n eik\u00e4 var\u00adsin\u00adkaan keneen\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

7. Onko ole\u00admas\u00adsa Juma\u00adlaa, ja jos on niin mil\u00adlai\u00adnen? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tot\u00adta kai on. Sel\u00adlai\u00adnen mie\u00adli\u00adku\u00advi\u00adtuso\u00adlen\u00adto, jol\u00adlai\u00adsia ihmi\u00adset keh\u2026 het\u00adki\u00adnen, mik\u00adsi sin\u00e4 kir\u00adjoi\u00adtit sen isol\u00adla kir\u00adjai\u00admel\u00adla? Ei, tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4k\u00adse\u00adni sel\u00adlais\u00adta juma\u00adlaa ei ole, jon\u00adka nimi on Juma\u00adla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

8. Jat\u00adkuu\u00adko el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 kuo\u00adle\u00adman j\u00e4l\u00adkeen ja jos, niin miten? #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jat\u00adkuu. Ei siis minun el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00adni (tai kenen\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n muun\u00adkaan, pait\u00adsi bak\u00adtee\u00adrien ja sen sel\u00adlais\u00adten) tie\u00adten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n, mut\u00adta el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 ilmi\u00f6\u00adn\u00e4, tot\u00adta kai. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kah\u00addek\u00adsan kovan kysy\u00admyk\u00adsen meemi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1521],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meemit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}