{"id":2117,"date":"2006-04-08T09:51:47","date_gmt":"2006-04-08T06:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2006-04-08T09:51:47","modified_gmt":"2006-04-08T06:51:47","slug":"muutamia-kunnon-tyyppeja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/04\/08\/muutamia-kunnon-tyyppeja\/","title":{"rendered":"Muutamia kunnon tyyppej\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kir\u00adjoi\u00adtan unen tal\u00adteen t\u00e4n\u00adne kos\u00adka tosi\u00adaan unoh\u00addin ne sala\u00adsa\u00adnat<\/a> joten en p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse tuon\u00adne Uni\u00admaa\u00adhan<\/a>. Siir\u00adr\u00e4n t\u00e4m\u00e4n sit\u00adten t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 sin\u00adne kun\u00adhan takai\u00adsin kotio siir\u00adryn. Mik\u00e4 tapah\u00adtuu huo\u00admen\u00adna, jos juma\u00adla suo. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No niin, se tuo ryh\u00adm\u00e4n lop\u00adpu\u00admi\u00adnen -tee\u00adma<\/a> tuli jo uniin\u00adkin. N\u00e4in nimit\u00adt\u00e4in unta, ett\u00e4 n\u00e4in unta (kyl\u00adl\u00e4, sis\u00e4k\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsyyt\u00adt\u00e4), ett\u00e4 oli vii\u00admei\u00adnen ryh\u00adm\u00e4\u00adker\u00adta. Ryh\u00adm\u00e4 oli v\u00e4h\u00e4n todel\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adta poik\u00adkea\u00adva, mm. siten ett\u00e4 nor\u00adsis<\/a> oli siel\u00adl\u00e4 (heh heh, t\u00e4m\u00e4 oli vain hyv\u00e4 teko\u00adsyy p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 kokei\u00adle\u00admaan tuo\u00adta ukke\u00adli\u00adkik\u00adkaa\u2026 kik\u00adke- no joo). Tera\u00adpeut\u00adti l\u00e4h\u00adti siel\u00adt\u00e4 jon\u00adne\u00adkin ja toi pala\u00adtes\u00adsaan sit\u00adten uuden ryh\u00adm\u00e4n ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adset sin\u00adne istu\u00admaan tyh\u00adjil\u00adle pen\u00adkeil\u00adle, ja min\u00e4 ajat\u00adte\u00adlin, ett\u00e4 no t\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 menee sula\u00advas\u00adti. Ett\u00e4 sit\u00adten kun me siel\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adde\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n niin vapau\u00adtuu pai\u00adkat sit\u00adten ryh\u00adm\u00e4n t\u00e4y\u00adden\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi koko kokoon\u00adsa (koko kokoon\u00adko? Koko kokoon. No niiiiiin). #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ja sit\u00adten\u2026 mit\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n sit\u00adten? Ai niin, no tai\u00adsin rie\u00adtas\u00adtel\u00adla jotain nor\u00adsik\u00adsen kans\u00adsa mut\u00adta enh\u00e4n min\u00e4 niis\u00adt\u00e4 toh\u00addi mit\u00e4\u00e4n kir\u00adjoit\u00adtaa. Mut\u00adta sit\u00adten tuli se mie\u00adlen\u00adkiin\u00adtoi\u00adnen osuus, kun olin Jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 toril\u00adla, jon\u00adka lai\u00addal\u00adle par\u00adhail\u00adlaan tosia\u00adsias\u00adsa raken\u00adne\u00adtaan kai jotain uut\u00adta, mas\u00adsii\u00advis\u00adta ostos\u00adpa\u00adra\u00adtii\u00adsia. Tosi har\u00adtaas\u00adti ne sit\u00e4 kyl\u00adl\u00e4 sivu\u00admen\u00adnen sanot\u00adtu\u00adna poh\u00adjus\u00adta\u00advat, kun tun\u00adtuu, ett\u00e4 ne ovat kai\u00adva\u00adneet siel\u00adl\u00e4 sit\u00e4 mont\u00adtua jo vuo\u00adsi\u00adkausia. No mut\u00adta, unes\u00adsa siis se raken\u00adnus oli muka val\u00admis\u00adtu\u00adnut eik\u00e4 se ollut mik\u00e4\u00e4n kaup\u00adpa\u00adkes\u00adkus vaan jon\u00adkin\u00adlai\u00adnen juh\u00adla\u00adti\u00adla, jos\u00adsa oli siis ylei\u00ads\u00f6n pen\u00adkit ja edes\u00ads\u00e4 oli aaaaaa\u00adivan val\u00adta\u00adva Phi\u00adlip\u00adsin tele\u00advi\u00adsio. Siis sel\u00adlai\u00adnen, ett\u00e4 Jim Car\u00adrey<\/a>, joka tuli sit\u00adten sii\u00adhen telk\u00adka\u00adriin, n\u00e4kyi luon\u00adnol\u00adli\u00adses\u00adsa koos\u00adsaan. (No, eih\u00e4n se nyt sit\u00adten niin aaa\u00adivan val\u00adta\u00adva lop\u00adpu\u00adjen lopuk\u00adsi ollut\u00adkaan. Pait\u00adsi oli se, mut\u00adtei sit\u00e4 tuol\u00adla kyl\u00adl\u00e4 oikein hyvin voi\u00adnut\u00adkaan havain\u00adnol\u00adlis\u00adtaa.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

Itse asias\u00adsa Jim Car\u00adrey sit\u00adten tuli\u00adkin ulos sii\u00adt\u00e4 telk\u00adka\u00adris\u00adta, tai se oli siis jon\u00adkin\u00adlai\u00adnen sil\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00f6\u00adtemp\u00adpu, ettei se ollut\u00adkaan ollut sii\u00adn\u00e4 telk\u00adka\u00adris\u00adsa vaan oli\u00adkin siel\u00adl\u00e4 salis\u00adsa, mut\u00adta se siis ensin oli n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt ihan sil\u00adt\u00e4 kuin se oli\u00adsi tele\u00advi\u00adsios\u00adsa mut\u00adtei sit\u00adten ollut\u00adkaan. Ja se oli ylei\u00ads\u00f6n mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4 aika haus\u00adkaa sel\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adla jimcar\u00adrey\u00admai\u00adsel\u00adla taval\u00adla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sit\u00adten k\u00e4vi ilmi ett\u00e4 kysees\u00ads\u00e4 oli jon\u00adkin\u00adlai\u00adnen Conan O\u2019Brie\u00adnin<\/a> Late Nigh\u00adtin suo\u00adra l\u00e4he\u00adtys jos\u00adsa otet\u00adtai\u00adsiin yhteys johon\u00adku\u00adhun suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adseen, jon\u00adka pit\u00e4i\u00adsi sit\u00adten vas\u00adta\u00adta joi\u00adhin\u00adkin kysy\u00admyk\u00adsiin ja joka oikein vas\u00adtat\u00adtu\u00adaan voit\u00adtai\u00adsi jotain (luul\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti mat\u00adkan Late Nigh\u00adtin kuvauk\u00adsiin tai jotain). Min\u00e4 joten\u00adkin tie\u00adsin, ett\u00e4 ne soit\u00adtai\u00adsi\u00advat meil\u00adle (siis t\u00e4h\u00e4n van\u00adhem\u00adpien kotiin, joka kui\u00adten\u00adkin oli siel\u00adl\u00e4 Jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4), mut\u00adta sit\u00adten minua rupe\u00adsi huo\u00adles\u00adtut\u00adta\u00admaan, kun tajusin, ettei meil\u00adl\u00e4 en\u00e4\u00e4 ole lan\u00adka\u00adpu\u00adhe\u00adlin\u00adta, joten ne eiv\u00e4t ehk\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi mei\u00add\u00e4n nume\u00adroa. Ajat\u00adte\u00adlin etsiy\u00adty\u00e4 l\u00e4him\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adle puhe\u00adlin\u00adko\u00adpil\u00adle, ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin sil\u00adl\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 ongel\u00adma oli\u00adsi rat\u00adkais\u00adtu, ja ne joten\u00adkin tie\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t soit\u00adtaa minul\u00adle sii\u00adhen kop\u00adpiin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Se l\u00e4hin puhe\u00adlin\u00adkop\u00adpi oli Foru\u00admin kul\u00admal\u00adla ja siir\u00adty\u00admi\u00adse\u00adni sin\u00adne tapah\u00adtui jal\u00adkai\u00adsin, pelk\u00adkiin mus\u00adtiin bok\u00adse\u00adrei\u00adhin pukeu\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna. Oli tal\u00advi. Ihmi\u00adset tai\u00adsi\u00advat v\u00e4h\u00e4n kat\u00adsel\u00adla, mut\u00adta ajat\u00adte\u00adlin, ett\u00e4 onpa\u00adhan noil\u00adla\u00adkin jotain ihail\u00adta\u00advaa. Olin jo mel\u00adkein peril\u00adl\u00e4 kun tajusin, ett\u00e4 minul\u00adla\u00adhan on k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4, joten ne soit\u00adta\u00advat tie\u00adtys\u00adti sii\u00adhen. Ongel\u00adma oli nyt vaan sii\u00adn\u00e4, ett\u00e4 olin j\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt sen k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00adni sin\u00adne torin lai\u00addal\u00adle, mis\u00adt\u00e4 olin l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00adnyt liik\u00adkeel\u00adle. Siis\u00adp\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00addin takai\u00adsin pel\u00e4\u00adten koko ajan, ett\u00e4 nyt ne soit\u00adta\u00advat sii\u00adhen k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n enk\u00e4 min\u00e4 ole vas\u00adtaa\u00admas\u00adsa. Vaan sil\u00adloin k\u00e4n\u00adnyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00adni soi. Se oli\u00adkin minul\u00adla muka\u00adna! (Bok\u00adse\u00adreis\u00adsa\u00adko pii\u00adlos\u00adsa? -toim. huom.) Conan O\u2019Brien siel\u00adl\u00e4 soit\u00adte\u00adli ja rupe\u00adsi sit\u00adten jut\u00adte\u00adle\u00admaan jota\u00adkin tutul\u00adla nati\u00adse\u00adval\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4nel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Huo\u00adma\u00adsin puhu\u00adva\u00adni englan\u00adtia suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adsit\u00adtain mur\u00adtaen kuten kaik\u00adki Cona\u00adnin ohjel\u00admas\u00adsa olleet suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adset (\u201cjees, tis is veri aakvord\u201d). Yhteys p\u00e4t\u00adki koko ajan. Conan oli valin\u00adnut aihe\u00adpii\u00adrik\u00adsi Kun\u00adnian mie\u00adhi\u00e4<\/a> (\u201cYou can\u2019t hand\u00adle the truth!\u201d). Minua har\u00admit\u00adti kun en ollut tie\u00adto\u00adko\u00adneen ja netin ja IMDb<\/a>:n \u00e4\u00e4rel\u00adl\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

En muis\u00adta voi\u00adtin\u00adko. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ai niin, ja jos\u00adsain vai\u00adhees\u00adsa unta mie\u00adtin, ett\u00e4 jos nor\u00adsis k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi nimen\u00ads\u00e4 englan\u00adnik\u00adsi, niin se voi\u00adsi olla \u2018elly\u2019 (elep\u00adhan\u00adtis\u00adta joh\u00adtaen). #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uni, jos\u00adsa mm. otan vas\u00adtaan puhe\u00adlun Conan O\u2019Brie\u00adnil\u00adta hil\u00adlues\u00adsa\u00adni bok\u00adse\u00adreil\u00adla\u00adni Jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4n keskustassa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}