{"id":2151,"date":"2006-04-23T14:01:38","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T11:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2151"},"modified":"2006-04-23T14:01:38","modified_gmt":"2006-04-23T11:01:38","slug":"rituaalimies-ja-limakasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/04\/23\/rituaalimies-ja-limakasi\/","title":{"rendered":"Rituaalimies ja limak\u00e4si"},"content":{"rendered":"

Olen plu\u00adgan\u00adnut Hur\u00admaa\u00advaa itse\u00admur\u00adhaa<\/a> aina sil\u00adloin t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00f6in, ja aion teh\u00add\u00e4 niin taas, sil\u00adl\u00e4 teko\u00adsyyl\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 n\u00e4in unta, jos\u00adsa sain Bri\u00admil\u00adt\u00e4 pos\u00adtis\u00adsa lima\u00adk\u00e4\u00adden<\/a>Mit\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n nuo ovat englan\u00adnik\u00adsi? Suo\u00admek\u00adsi lima\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsis\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adtyy netis\u00adt\u00e4<\/a> h\u00e4lyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n v\u00e4h\u00e4n tie\u00adtoa! ja jotain muu\u00adta. Olin luvan\u00adnut palaut\u00adtaa ne, mut\u00adta olin\u00adkin unoh\u00adta\u00adnut koko asian. Sit\u00adten Brim soit\u00adti (tai jotain) halua\u00advan\u00adsa ne nyt takai\u00adsin ja min\u00e4 rupe\u00adsin panii\u00adkis\u00adsa etsi\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n lima\u00adk\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4 ja sit\u00e4 tois\u00adta. Onnek\u00adsi l\u00f6y\u00adsin ne sit\u00adten ihan sat\u00adtu\u00admal\u00adta jos\u00adtain kaa\u00adpin per\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Bri\u00admin blo\u00adgiin on nyt taas vii\u00admei\u00adsen vuo\u00adro\u00adkau\u00adden aika\u00adna tul\u00adlut pal\u00adjon mie\u00adlen\u00adkiin\u00adtoi\u00adsia jut\u00adtu\u00adja. Yksi niis\u00adt\u00e4 oli ano\u00adnyy\u00admi\u00adkom\u00adment\u00adti LSD<\/abbr><\/a>-kokei\u00adluis\u00adta: #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cLSD mat\u00adkoil\u00adla ulko\u00adna oli \u00bbalas\u00adton\u00ab olo, ja ihmi\u00adset oli\u00advat pelot\u00adta\u00advia, kos\u00adka ko. aine rii\u00adsuu egon ja kaik\u00adki sen suo\u00adja\u00adme\u00adka\u00adnis\u00admit pois, j\u00e4l\u00adjel\u00adle j\u00e4\u00e4 vain jotain mik\u00e4 on kuin pik\u00adku\u00adlap\u00adsen mie\u00adli aikui\u00adsen ruu\u00admiis\u00adsa.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hur\u00admaa\u00adva itse\u00admur\u00adha<\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ano\u00adnyy\u00admin koke\u00admuk\u00adses\u00adsa siis LSD tuot\u00adti olon, jon\u00adka Brim heti tun\u00adnis\u00adti omak\u00adseen<\/a>, ja joka minus\u00adta\u00adkin kuu\u00adlos\u00adtaa hyvin tutul\u00adta. Minul\u00adla tosin joi\u00adtain suo\u00adja\u00adme\u00adka\u00adnis\u00adme\u00adja on, ja ne ovat sen ver\u00adran vah\u00advo\u00adja, ett\u00e4 toi\u00adsin kuin Brim, min\u00e4 kyke\u00adnen liik\u00adku\u00admaan tuol\u00adla ulko\u00adna. Eiv\u00e4t ne niin\u00adsa\u00adno\u00adtus\u00adti nor\u00admaa\u00adlin ihmi\u00adsen tasol\u00adla kui\u00adten\u00adkaan sil\u00adti ole, sil\u00adl\u00e4 minul\u00adla on olta\u00adva vapaa p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsy takai\u00adsin tur\u00advaan, t\u00e4n\u00adne omaan pes\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni, heti sil\u00adloin kun sil\u00adt\u00e4 tun\u00adtuu. Jos sit\u00e4 ei ole, ahdis\u00adtun. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sil\u00adloin\u00adkin, kun se p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsy minul\u00adla on, eiv\u00e4t suo\u00adja\u00adme\u00adka\u00adnis\u00admi\u00adni kes\u00adt\u00e4 loput\u00adto\u00admiin. Tuol\u00adla ulko\u00adna olen kuin video\u00adpe\u00adlin hah\u00admo, jon\u00adka ener\u00adgia\u00admit\u00adta\u00adri las\u00adkee jokai\u00adses\u00adta kat\u00adsees\u00adta, jokai\u00adses\u00adta sanas\u00adta ja elees\u00adt\u00e4 - pahois\u00adta kat\u00adseis\u00adta, sanois\u00adta ja eleis\u00adt\u00e4 mit\u00adta\u00adris\u00adsa\u00adni ole\u00advas\u00adta ener\u00adgias\u00adta loh\u00adke\u00adaa iso pala - ja kun mit\u00adta\u00adri on tyh\u00adj\u00e4, min\u00e4 kuo\u00adlen samal\u00adla taval\u00adla kuin video\u00adpe\u00adli\u00adhah\u00admo kuo\u00adlee. Saa\u00addak\u00adse\u00adni t\u00e4y\u00adden\u00adny\u00adse\u00adner\u00adgi\u00adaa minun on p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 takai\u00adsin kotii\u00adni, tur\u00advaan. T\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 voin lada\u00adta akku\u00adja\u00adni. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Toi\u00adnen huu\u00admaa\u00adva aine, jota Bri\u00admin blo\u00adgis\u00adsa k\u00e4si\u00adtel\u00adtiin, oli absint\u00adti<\/a>, jos\u00adta min\u00e4 vie\u00adl\u00e4 t\u00e4t\u00e4 ennen olin ihan sii\u00adn\u00e4 har\u00adha\u00adluu\u00adlos\u00adsa, ett\u00e4 se on koko\u00adnaan lai\u00adton\u00adta. En ole var\u00adma mis\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 k\u00e4si\u00adtyk\u00adse\u00adni on tul\u00adlut; ehk\u00e4 Wiki\u00adpe\u00addian absint\u00adti-artik\u00adke\u00adlis\u00adta<\/a>, jos\u00adsa ainut mai\u00adnin\u00adta aineen lail\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adta on viit\u00adtaus sii\u00adhen, ett\u00e4 se kiel\u00adlet\u00adtiin Rans\u00adkas\u00adsa 1915. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Teki\u00adsi mie\u00adle\u00adni kokeil\u00adla tuo\u00adta, vaik\u00adka sii\u00adhen liit\u00adtyy\u00adkin \u00e4rsyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n moni\u00admut\u00adkai\u00adnen ritu\u00adaa\u00adli jos sen aikoo oikeaop\u00adpi\u00adses\u00adti naut\u00adtia: #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cPerin\u00adtei\u00adses\u00adti absint\u00adti lai\u00admen\u00adne\u00adtaan eri\u00adtyi\u00adsen absint\u00adti\u00adlusi\u00adkan p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle ase\u00adte\u00adtun soke\u00adri\u00adpa\u00adlan l\u00e4pi kaa\u00adde\u00adtul\u00adla vedel\u00adl\u00e4, kun\u00adnes se on lai\u00admen\u00adnet\u00adtu noin suh\u00adtee\u00adseen 3:1\u20145:1. Kaa\u00adta\u00admi\u00adsen aika\u00adna veteen liu\u00adke\u00adne\u00admat\u00adto\u00admat aines\u00adosat erka\u00adne\u00advat liu\u00adok\u00adses\u00adta ja samen\u00adta\u00advat juo\u00adman. Mai\u00adto\u00admais\u00adta samen\u00adtu\u00admis\u00adta kut\u00adsu\u00adtaan nimi\u00adtyk\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 \u00bbLouc\u00adhe\u00ab.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Wiki\u00adpe\u00addia<\/em><\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Min\u00e4 kun olen sel\u00adlai\u00adnen suo\u00adra\u00advii\u00advai\u00adnen mies, ett\u00e4 jos tar\u00adkoi\u00adtus on teh\u00add\u00e4 jotain niin teh\u00add\u00e4\u00e4n sit\u00adten eik\u00e4 hie\u00adnos\u00adtel\u00adla. Ennen\u00advan\u00adhaan join Kos\u00adken\u00adkor\u00adva\u00adni\u00adkin<\/a> raa\u00adka\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Poik\u00adkeus t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 oli kah\u00advin\u00adjuon\u00adti. Kah\u00advi mer\u00adkit\u00adsi minul\u00adle ennen muu\u00adta sit\u00e4 sen ymp\u00e4\u00adril\u00adle kier\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 ritu\u00adaa\u00adlia; kofeii\u00adni\u00adriip\u00adpu\u00advuu\u00adden vai\u00advih\u00adkaa her\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4 kah\u00advin\u00adhi\u00admoa, keit\u00adti\u00admen lataa\u00admis\u00adta ja kah\u00advin keit\u00adt\u00e4\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4 ja sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen itse kah\u00advin nau\u00adtis\u00adke\u00adlua mukis\u00adta. Koko t\u00e4m\u00e4n, minul\u00adla taval\u00adli\u00adsim\u00admil\u00adlaan kah\u00addes\u00adti p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 tois\u00adtu\u00adneen ritu\u00adaa\u00adlin pois\u00adtues\u00adsaan j\u00e4l\u00adkeen\u00ads\u00e4 j\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4 tyh\u00adji\u00f6 p\u00e4i\u00advis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni tun\u00adtuu vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Rutii\u00adneis\u00adta ja ritu\u00adaa\u00adleis\u00adta<\/a> kir\u00adjoit\u00adti my\u00f6s\u00adkin Brim. Kuten tuo kah\u00advia\u00adsia\u00adkin osoit\u00adtaa, min\u00e4\u00adkin olen samal\u00adla taval\u00adla mit\u00e4 suu\u00adrim\u00admis\u00adsa m\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin rutii\u00adnie\u00adni ja ritu\u00adaa\u00adlei\u00adde\u00adni orja. Hajoai\u00adsin ihan kap\u00adpa\u00adleik\u00adsi ilman kaik\u00adkia, p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n saman\u00adlai\u00adsi\u00adna tois\u00adtu\u00advia kuvioi\u00adta\u00adni, joi\u00adden puls\u00adsi ja sel\u00adk\u00e4\u00adran\u00adka ovat ruo\u00adkai\u00adlut, mut\u00adta joi\u00adhin kuu\u00adluu pal\u00adjon muu\u00adta\u00adkin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Rutii\u00adnei\u00adde\u00adni rik\u00adkou\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adnen syys\u00adt\u00e4 tai toi\u00adses\u00adta suis\u00adtaa minut tasa\u00adpai\u00adnos\u00adta\u00adni ennem\u00admin tai my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin. Ennem\u00admin, jos rutii\u00adnit rik\u00adkou\u00adtu\u00advat ennal\u00adta-arvaa\u00admat\u00adto\u00admas\u00adti ja v\u00e4ki\u00adval\u00adloin kuten oman sai\u00adras\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adse\u00adni tai toi\u00adsen ihmi\u00adsen toi\u00admien t\u00e4h\u00adden, my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin, jos ne rik\u00adkou\u00adtu\u00advat enna\u00adkoi\u00addus\u00adti ja hyv\u00e4k\u00adsyn\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni kans\u00adsa kuten esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi sil\u00adloin, kun l\u00e4h\u00adden k\u00e4y\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n poh\u00adjoi\u00adses\u00adsa. Ainoa tapaus, jos\u00adsa rutii\u00adnin rik\u00adkou\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adnen ei ole isku vas\u00adten kas\u00advo\u00adja\u00adni, on jon\u00adkin toi\u00adsen, laa\u00adjem\u00adman syklin rutii\u00adnin tulo sen p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Dracu\u00adla: \u201cAbsint\u00adtia\u2026 sie\u00adlun kii\u00adho\u00adket\u00adta. Vih\u00adre\u00e4 kei\u00adju, joka asuu absin\u00adtis\u00adsa\u2026 tah\u00adtoo sinun sie\u00adlusi.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

IMDb: Memo\u00adrable Quo\u00adtes from Dracu\u00adla<\/a> (suo\u00admen\u00adnos DVD:lt\u00e4) #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Hur\u00admaa\u00advan itse\u00admur\u00adhan esiin\u00adnos\u00adta\u00admia tee\u00admo\u00adja: absint\u00adti, alas\u00adto\u00admuus ihmis\u00adten edes\u00ads\u00e4, rutii\u00adnit ja rituaalit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}