{"id":217,"date":"2004-07-25T15:32:43","date_gmt":"2004-07-25T13:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/skm\/?p=217"},"modified":"2010-10-11T18:29:30","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T15:29:30","slug":"bart-simpson-vs-rand-mcnally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2004\/07\/25\/bart-simpson-vs-rand-mcnally\/","title":{"rendered":"Bart Simpson vs. Rand McNally"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sar\u00adjas\u00adsam\u00adme unoh\u00adtu\u00admat\u00adto\u00admim\u00admat Simp\u00adsons<\/em>-dia\u00adlo\u00adgit. Jos\u00adkaan aina\u00adkaan Jan\u00adne<\/strong> ei t\u00e4t\u00e4 muis\u00adta\u00adnut ep\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 viit\u00adtauk\u00adsis\u00adta\u00adni. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Lisa<\/strong>: In the Nort\u00adhern hemisp\u00adhe\u00adre, water always drains coun\u00adterclockwi\u00adse. It\u2019s cal\u00adled the Corio\u00adlis Effect.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite>: No way. Water doesn\u2019t obey your rules: it goes whe\u00adre it wants\u2026like me, babe.
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: Bart, water will only go the other way in the sout\u00adhern hemisp\u00adhe\u00adre.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite>: What the hell is the \u201csout\u00adhern hemisp\u00adhe\u00adre\u201d?
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: Haven\u2019t you ever loo\u00adked at your glo\u00adbe? [the glo\u00adbe is still wrap\u00adped for Bart\u2019s birth\u00adday from Gram\u00adpa Simp\u00adson]<\/em>
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: See, the sout\u00adhern hemisp\u00adhe\u00adre is made up of eve\u00adryt\u00adhing below the equa \u2014 [stops, sees Bart loo\u00adking blankly]<\/em> \u2014 this line.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite>: Hmm. So down the\u00adre in, say, Argen\u00adti\u00adna, or\u2026Rand McNal\u00adly, all their water runs backwards?
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNal\u00adly, they wear hats on their feet and ham\u00adbur\u00adgers eat people.
Bart<\/strong>: Cool!<\/em> #<\/a><\/cite><\/p>\n

Greg Pry\u00ador<\/strong>: Why wind blows: the answer is full of hot air<\/a> #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lisa<\/strong> Poh\u00adjoi\u00adsel\u00adla pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adkol\u00adla vesi py\u00f6\u00adrii vas\u00adta\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n. Sit\u00e4 kut\u00adsu\u00adtaan corio\u00adli\u00adsil\u00admi\u00f6k\u00adsi.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite> Ei iki\u00adn\u00e4. Vesi ei tot\u00adte\u00adle s\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00f6\u00adj\u00e4: se menee min\u00adne lys\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4\u2026 niin kuin min\u00e4, typy.
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: Bart, vesi menee toi\u00adseen suun\u00adtaan vain ete\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adkol\u00adla.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite> Mik\u00e4 hel\u00advet\u00adti on \u201cete\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adnen pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adko\u201d?
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite> Etk\u00f6 ole kat\u00adsel\u00adlut kart\u00adta\u00adpal\u00adloa\u00adsi? [Bar\u00adtin isoi\u00ads\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 syn\u00adty\u00adm\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adlah\u00adjak\u00adsi saa\u00adma kart\u00adta\u00adpal\u00adlo on vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin k\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrit\u00adty\u00adn\u00e4 lah\u00adja\u00adpa\u00adpe\u00adriin]<\/em>
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite> Kat\u00adsos, ete\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adseen pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adkoon kuu\u00adluu kaik\u00adki mik\u00e4 on p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n\u00adtas\u2026 \u2014 [kes\u00adkeyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 n\u00e4h\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n Bar\u00adtin tyh\u00adj\u00e4n kat\u00adseen]<\/em> \u2014 t\u00e4m\u00e4n vii\u00advan ala\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adla.
Bart<\/strong><\/cite>: Hmm. Eli esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi tuol\u00adla alhaal\u00adla Argen\u00adtii\u00adnas\u00adsa tai\u2026 Rand McNal\u00adlys\u00adsa, kaik\u00adki vesi py\u00f6\u00adrii nurin\u00adp\u00e4in?
Lisa<\/strong><\/cite>: Juu\u00adri niin. Itse asias\u00adsa, Rand McNal\u00adlys\u00adsa pide\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n hat\u00adtu\u00adja jalas\u00adsa ja ham\u00adpu\u00adri\u00adlai\u00adset sy\u00f6\u00adv\u00e4t ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4.
Bart<\/strong> Siis\u00adti\u00e4!<\/em> #<\/a><\/cite><\/p>\n

ed.<\/em> (oma suo\u00admen\u00adnok\u00adse\u00adni) #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Saman sivun mukaan muu\u00adten\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

V\u00e4i\u00adte, jon\u00adka mukaan poh\u00adjoi\u00adsel\u00adla pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adkol\u00adla ves\u00adsan\u00adp\u00f6nt\u00adt\u00f6\u00adjen ja lavu\u00adaa\u00adrien vesi py\u00f6\u00adri\u00adsi yhteen suun\u00adtaan (vas\u00adta\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n), ja ete\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 pal\u00adlon\u00adpuo\u00adlis\u00adkol\u00adla toi\u00adseen suun\u00adtaan (my\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n), ei<\/em> pid\u00e4 paik\u00adkaan\u00adsa. T\u00e4m\u00e4 on urbaa\u00adni myyt\u00adti joka on p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adty\u00adnyt jopa The Simp\u00adsons<\/em> -sar\u00adjan jak\u00adsoon (\u201cBart vs. Austra\u00adlia\u201d). #<\/a><\/p>\n

ed.<\/em> (oma suo\u00admen\u00adnok\u00adse\u00adni) #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\n[muokkaus][klo]2010-10-11 18:28[\/klo] P\u00e4i\u00advi\u00adtin tyy\u00adli\u00e4 ja suomennosta.[\/muokkaus]
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Lisa valis\u00adtaa Bar\u00adtia corio\u00adli\u00adsil\u00admi\u00f6s\u00adt\u00e4 ja Rand McNallysta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[2257],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-simpsonit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15435,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/15435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}