{"id":2240,"date":"2006-06-02T20:51:54","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T17:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2240"},"modified":"2006-06-02T20:51:54","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T17:51:54","slug":"the-x-of-changes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/06\/02\/the-x-of-changes\/","title":{"rendered":"The X of Changes: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"},"content":{"rendered":"

K\u00e4vin \"X-Men:<\/a> eilen elo\u00adku\u00adva\u00adteat\u00adte\u00adris\u00adsa kat\u00adse\u00adle\u00admas\u00adsa kol\u00adman\u00adnen X-Men-elo\u00adku\u00advan<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Olin v\u00e4h\u00e4n kah\u00adden vai\u00adheil\u00adla sen kans\u00adsa vaik\u00adka p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtin\u00adkin aiem\u00admin, ett\u00e4 menen kat\u00adso\u00admaan sen<\/a>. En sit\u00adten kui\u00adten\u00adkaan men\u00adnyt vii\u00adme kuun puo\u00adlel\u00adla kuten uho\u00adsin, osin sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 menin aina lii\u00adan my\u00f6\u00adh\u00e4\u00e4n varaa\u00admaan lip\u00adpu\u00adja ja kaik\u00adki sie\u00addet\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t\u00adkin pai\u00adkat oli jo varat\u00adtu (enk\u00e4 halua vara\u00adta lip\u00adpu\u00adja mon\u00adta p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen), osin sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 Just Sopi\u00advas\u00adti sanoi sen ole\u00advan v\u00e4h\u00e4n njy\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4h<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Suur-Jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4n<\/a> Sedik\u00adsen-mies<\/a> kui\u00adten\u00adkin puhui muis\u00adta poi\u00adke\u00adten tuos\u00adta kau\u00adnii\u00adta, ja kos\u00adka makum\u00adme monas\u00adti ovat men\u00adneet yhteen (minun ja Tee\u00admun, eiv\u00e4t siis minun ja Sedik\u00adsen), en sit\u00adten p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt olla kat\u00adso\u00admat\u00adta sit\u00e4. Vii\u00admei\u00adsen vaa\u2019an\u00adkie\u00adlen kame\u00adlin\u00adsil\u00adm\u00e4n sel\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsuo\u00advan hei\u00adn\u00e4\u00adneu\u00adlas\u00adta kat\u00adkai\u00adsi Finn\u00adki\u00adnon super\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4<\/a> joka siis sat\u00adtui eili\u00adsel\u00adle. #<\/a><\/p>\n

No, sii\u00adt\u00e4 elo\u00adku\u00advas\u00adta sit\u00adten. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hyv\u00e4 se oli, minus\u00adta. Ei sil\u00adl\u00e4 lail\u00adla mik\u00e4\u00e4n 12 api\u00adnaa<\/a> -hyv\u00e4, tie\u00adten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n, tai edes Bat\u00adman Returns<\/a> -hyv\u00e4. Mut\u00adta sil\u00adl\u00e4 samal\u00adla lail\u00adla hyv\u00e4, kepe\u00e4n viih\u00addyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 rai\u00adna kuin n\u00e4m\u00e4 kak\u00adsi aiem\u00adpaa\u00adkin X-Meni\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Itse asias\u00adsa minun mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni jopa parem\u00adpi kuin ne. Syi\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4h\u00e4n parem\u00admuu\u00adteen luet\u00adte\u00adlen alla. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Varoi\u00adtus:<\/span> seu\u00adraa\u00advas\u00adsa juo\u00adni\u00adpal\u00adjas\u00adtuk\u00adsia<\/strong> #<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. Kaik\u00adki oli entis\u00adt\u00e4 isom\u00adpaa ja n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4m\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4.<\/strong> Mag\u00adne\u00adto siir\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 Gol\u00adden Gatea<\/a> v\u00e4h\u00e4\u00adsen, jot\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsee Vel\u00adjes\u00adkun\u00adti\u00adneen k\u00e4te\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti Alcat\u00adrazil\u00adle<\/a>. Kyl\u00adl\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4\u00adkin pel\u00adleil\u00adtiin jotain Vapau\u00adden\u00adpat\u00adsaan<\/a> kyp\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4, mut\u00adta sil\u00adloi\u00adset rahat eiv\u00e4t riit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adneet mihin\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n Ghost\u00adbus\u00adters II<\/a>:n tapai\u00adseen suu\u00adrei\u00adluun kan\u00adsal\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adla monu\u00admen\u00adtil\u00adla. Tosin, eiv\u00e4t\u00adp\u00e4 ne tain\u00adneet pal\u00adjoa rahaa sii\u00adhen efek\u00adtiin Ghost\u00adbus\u00adters II:ssakaan k\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4.Wikipedian mukaan X-menin<\/a> bud\u00adjet\u00adti oli 75 mil\u00adjoo\u00adnaa dol\u00adla\u00adria. X-men: The Last Stan\u00addin<\/a> bud\u00adjet\u00adti oli mel\u00adkein kol\u00admin\u00adker\u00adtai\u00adnen, 210 mil\u00adjoo\u00adnaa. Ghost\u00adbus\u00adters II<\/a>:n bud\u00adjet\u00adtia en netis\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt; alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsen Ghost\u00adbus\u00adter\u00adsin<\/a> bud\u00adjet\u00adti oli nau\u00adret\u00adta\u00advat 30 miljoonaa.<\/li>\n
  2. Wol\u00adve\u00adri\u00adnen kynnet[alaviite]Mink\u00e4lainen vitun idioot\u00adti pit\u00e4\u00e4 olla, ett\u00e4 kir\u00adjoit\u00adtaa kyn\u00adnet-sanan sijas\u00adta kym\u00admet eik\u00e4 edes huo\u00admaa sit\u00e4 heti kir\u00adjoi\u00adtet\u00adtu\u00adaan vaan vas\u00adta oiko\u00adlu\u00adkies\u00adsaan? Ehk\u00e4 sel\u00adlai\u00adnen vitun idioot\u00adti, joka huo\u00admaa vas\u00adta kol\u00adman\u00adnel\u00adla luku\u00adker\u00adral\u00adla kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00adneen\u00adsa super\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n sijas\u00adta superip\u00e4iv\u00e4.[\/alaviite] iski\u00adv\u00e4t kun\u00adnol\u00adla kipi\u00adn\u00f6i\u00adt\u00e4 lei\u00adka\u00adtes\u00adsaan metal\u00adlia.<\/strong> Ensim\u00adm\u00e4is\u00adten kah\u00adden X-Menin ajan itkin hen\u00adki\u00adsi\u00e4 veri\u00adkyy\u00adne\u00adlei\u00adt\u00e4 kun ne eiv\u00e4t niin teh\u00adneet. Jotain pik\u00adkuis\u00adta nys\u00e4\u00adki\u00adpi\u00adn\u00e4n poi\u00adkas\u00adta vain, niin kuin jo kau\u00adan sit\u00adten edes\u00admen\u00adnees\u00ads\u00e4 Zip\u00adpo-syt\u00adk\u00e4\u00adris\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni<\/a>! Eiv\u00e4t\u00adp\u00e4 tur\u00adhaan sul\u00adke\u00adneet Suo\u00admea eli\u00adni\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsen takuun\u00adsa kat\u00adta\u00advuu\u00adden ulko\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adle, eiv\u00e4t!<\/li>\n
  3. Kykloop\u00adpi teki t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 tasan yhden asian, ja se oli se, mik\u00e4 sen oli\u00adsi pit\u00e4\u00adnyt teh\u00add\u00e4 heti ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsen elo\u00adku\u00advan alus\u00adsa, eli kuoli.<\/strong>\n

    \u2018Nuff said.<\/p><\/li>\n

  4. Pro\u00adfes\u00adso\u00adri Xavier kuo\u00adli.<\/strong> T\u00e4m\u00e4 oli hyv\u00e4 eri syys\u00adt\u00e4 kuin edel\u00adli\u00adnen; kap\u00adtee\u00adni Pic\u2026 \u00f6\u00f6h, pro\u00adfes\u00adso\u00adri Xavier on hyvin sym\u00adpaat\u00adti\u00adnen hah\u00admo (ja tele\u00adpaat\u00adti\u00adnen, eh-heh), ja onnek\u00adse\u00adni olin etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen v\u00e4lt\u00adty\u00adnyt t\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4 tie\u00addol\u00adta, ja se oli sik\u00adsi aika vai\u00adkut\u00adta\u00advaa.\n

    Onnek\u00adse\u00adni olin my\u00f6s v\u00e4lt\u00adty\u00adnyt tie\u00addol\u00adta, jon\u00adka mukaan lop\u00adpu\u00adteks\u00adtien j\u00e4l\u00adkeen anne\u00adtaan ymm\u00e4r\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4, ett\u00e4 Xavier ei kuol\u00adlut\u00adkaan, mik\u00e4 oli\u00adsi vie\u00adnyt poh\u00adjan koko hom\u00admal\u00adta. Hyi hyi! Kyl\u00adl\u00e4 Mag\u00adne\u00adton voi\u00admien p\u00e4t\u00adkit\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adnen palai\u00adlu oli\u00adsi riit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt mais\u00adtiai\u00adsik\u00adsi tulevasta.<\/p><\/li>\n

  5. Pime\u00e4 Fee\u00adniks.<\/strong> Vaik\u00adka olen\u00adkin samaa miel\u00adt\u00e4 Jaa\u00adkon<\/a> kans\u00adsa sii\u00adt\u00e4, ettei\u00adh\u00e4n t\u00e4m\u00e4 voi miten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n teh\u00add\u00e4 oikeut\u00adta alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsen tari\u00adnan mar\u00advel\u00admai\u00adsil\u00adle mitoil\u00adle, niin minus\u00adta soli sil\u00adti ihan hia\u00adnoo kuin\u00adka sen omni\u00adpo\u00adtens\u00adsia<\/a> hype\u00adtet\u00adtiin ja kuin\u00adka sii\u00adt\u00e4 annet\u00adtiin kut\u00adkut\u00adta\u00advia vih\u00adjauk\u00adsia kui\u00adten\u00adkaan koko\u00adnaan pal\u00adjas\u00adta\u00admat\u00adta. Ainut, mit\u00e4 j\u00e4in kai\u00adpaa\u00admaan, oli se kuo\u00adlin\u00adhet\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4 n\u00e4ky\u00adv\u00e4, val\u00adta\u00adva tuli\u00adnen lin\u00adtu<\/a>.\n

    Mie\u00adtin kyl\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin sit\u00e4 alun Alka\u00adlie-j\u00e4r\u00adven koh\u00adtaus\u00adta katel\u00adles\u00adsa\u00adni, ett\u00e4 mah\u00adtaa Ryh\u00adm\u00e4 X:st\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00e4n ennes\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6n t\u00e4t\u00e4 elo\u00adku\u00advaa kat\u00adsel\u00adles\u00adsaan aja\u00adtel\u00adla, ett\u00e4 voi\u00adpi\u00adko nau\u00adret\u00adta\u00advam\u00adpaa Deus ex mac\u00adhi\u00adnaa<\/a> ollaa\u00adkaan, kuin, ett\u00e4 hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6\u00adhah\u00admo, jon\u00adka piti olla kuol\u00adlut, ei sit\u00adten vaan yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 ole\u00adkaan kuol\u00adlut, vaan elossa.<\/p><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Hal\u00adle Ber\u00adryn<\/a> t\u00e4y\u00addel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 munat\u00adto\u00admuu\u00addes\u00adta olen sit\u00adten kyl\u00adl\u00e4 ihan t\u00e4y\u00adsin samaa miel\u00adt\u00e4 Jaa\u00adkon kans\u00adsa. Oli\u00adsit\u00adte edes pan\u00adneet sil\u00adle kun\u00adnon val\u00adkoi\u00adset pii\u00adlo\u00adla\u00adsit koko elo\u00adku\u00advan ajak\u00adsi, niin se oli\u00adsi n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnyt v\u00e4h\u00e4n enem\u00adm\u00e4n<\/em> Oro\u00adrol\u00adta<\/a>. Samoin Pedon meik\u00adki. Tai ehk\u00e4 se joh\u00adtui vain Kel\u00adsey Gram\u00adme\u00adrin<\/a> h\u00e4i\u00adrit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4n tun\u00adnis\u00adtet\u00adta\u00advas\u00adta \u00e4\u00e4nes\u00adt\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

    Ja mei\u00adkeis\u00adt\u00e4 puheen ollen, en ollut kuu\u00adle\u00admie\u00adni kuis\u00adkaus\u00adten perus\u00adteel\u00adla ainut, joka kuvit\u00adte\u00adli Arcligh\u00adtin<\/a>Onko Arcligh\u00adtin suo\u00admen\u00adnet\u00adtu nimi Ter\u00e4s\u00adke\u00adho<\/a>? Kyse on ilmei\u00adses\u00adti sen ver\u00adran nuo\u00adren pol\u00adven hah\u00admos\u00adta, ett\u00e4 on j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnyt minul\u00adta sar\u00adja\u00adku\u00advis\u00adsa n\u00e4ke\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4. ole\u00advan trans\u00adgen\u00adder<\/a>-hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6. Voi olla, ettei n\u00e4yt\u00adte\u00adli\u00adj\u00e4, super\u00admal\u00adli Oma\u00adhy\u00adra Mota<\/a> oli\u00adsi kovin ilah\u00adtu\u00adnut sen kuul\u00adles\u00adsaan. Mut\u00adta ihan oikees\u00adti hei, min\u00e4 ajat\u00adte\u00adlin vain, ett\u00e4 onpa Mar\u00advel pal\u00adjon avo\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsem\u00adpi suku\u00adpuo\u00adli\u00adroo\u00adlien suh\u00adteen kuin muis\u00adtin\u00adkaan, t\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4 fant\u00adsua! #<\/a><\/p>\n

    Elo\u00adku\u00advan hei\u00adkoin lenk\u00adki oli dia\u00adlo\u00adgi. Se oli hir\u00adve\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4. Ihan oikeas\u00adti. Se oli jotain ker\u00adta kaik\u00adki\u00adaan niin kar\u00admi\u00advaa, ett\u00e4 se oli tosi huo\u00adnoa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

    [muok\u00adkauk\u00adset]
    \n[muokkaus][klo]22:22[\/klo] Lis\u00e4\u00adsin mai\u00adni\u00adnin\u00adnan elo\u00adku\u00advan dia\u00adlo\u00adgin surkeudesta.[\/muokkaus]
    \n[\/muokkaukset]     #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    K\u00e4vin kat\u00adse\u00adle\u00admas\u00adsa X-Men kol\u00admo\u00adsen. Tyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsin enem\u00adm\u00e4n kuin kah\u00addes\u00adta ensimm\u00e4isest\u00e4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}