{"id":2283,"date":"2006-06-25T20:28:56","date_gmt":"2006-06-25T17:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2006-06-25T20:28:56","modified_gmt":"2006-06-25T17:28:56","slug":"myself-at-the-age-of-twenty-six-when-i-was-the-grasshopper-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/06\/25\/myself-at-the-age-of-twenty-six-when-i-was-the-grasshopper-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Myself at the Age of Twenty-Six When I Was the Grasshopper Child"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aina v\u00e4lil\u00adl\u00e4 min\u00e4 kuvit\u00adte\u00adlen miten k\u00e4vi\u00adsi, jos jon\u00adkin kos\u00admi\u00adsen oikun tulok\u00adse\u00adna mie\u00adle\u00adni siir\u00adtyi\u00adsi yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 jon\u00adkun toi\u00adsen, hir\u00admui\u00adsen t\u00e4r\u00adke\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 ole\u00advan hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6n ruu\u00admii\u00adseen. Siis t\u00e4h\u00e4n tapaan: #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ohop\u00adsis\u00adta! Mis\u00ads\u00e4s min\u00e4 oikein olen? T\u00e4m\u00e4 paik\u00adka on ihan vih\u00adre\u00e4 ja\u2026 haa, niin tie\u00adtys\u00adti! Min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n olen jal\u00adka\u00adpal\u00adlo\u00adken\u00adt\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4. Minul\u00adla tun\u00adtuu ole\u00advan oikein sek\u00adsi\u00adk\u00e4s par\u00adta\u00adkin\u2026 jep, olen David Beck\u00adham<\/span><\/strong>. Ja tuo upea, mus\u00adta, lihai\u00adnen mas\u00adsa tuos\u00adsa edes\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni on tie\u00adtys\u00adti muu\u00adri.<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

N\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 sil\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 minun t\u00e4y\u00adtyy t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 pot\u00adkais\u00adta yksi vapaa\u00adpot\u00adku.<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Piru vie\u00adk\u00f6\u00f6n, vapaa\u00adpot\u00adku kuu\u00adden\u00adtois\u00adta rajal\u00adta! Enh\u00e4n min\u00e4 osaa pela\u00adta jal\u00adka\u00adpal\u00adloa! Vii\u00admek\u00adsi olen pal\u00adloa pot\u00adki\u00adnut jos\u00adkus\u2026 yl\u00e4\u00adas\u00adteel\u00adla. <\/em>(Hii\u00adpi\u00adv\u00e4n pako\u00adkau\u00adhun \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00e4.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

Oi voi, nuo sals\u00adkeat jouk\u00adkue\u00adto\u00adve\u00adri\u00adni tuos\u00adsa vie\u00adres\u00ads\u00e4 alka\u00advat jo men\u00adn\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n kum\u00adman n\u00e4k\u00f6i\u00adsik\u00adsi. Lie\u00adnee paras\u00adta teh\u00add\u00e4 jotain ennen kuin ne huo\u00admaa\u00advat, ett\u00e4 jokin on vial\u00adla! No, jos\u00adpa pot\u00adkai\u00adsen sen pal\u00adlon vaik\u00adka tuon\u00adne yl\u00e4\u00adoi\u00adke\u00adaan kul\u00admaan, ei tuo maa\u00adli\u00advah\u00adti var\u00admaan\u00adkaan sit\u00e4 aavis\u00adta.<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

(Onpas muu\u00adten komea, hoik\u00adka poi\u00adka tuo maa\u00adli\u00advah\u00adti\u2026 jes\u00adtas, kyl\u00adl\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4s t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 David Beck\u00adha\u00admin p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vilis\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 pal\u00adjon homoe\u00adroot\u00adti\u00adsia aja\u00adtuk\u00adsia!)<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

No niin, t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adtee\u2026!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Oijoi\u00adjoi\u00advoi, eih\u00e4n se nyt l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00adnyt sin\u00adne p\u00e4in\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n! Se l\u00e4h\u00adti aivan v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4\u00e4n s\u2026<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hei, maa\u00adli!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mei\u00adk\u00e4 teki maa\u00adlin!!!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mutt\u2026 mit\u00e4 nyt tapah\u00adtuu? Min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n kutis\u00adtun! Olen edel\u00adleen jal\u00adka\u00adpal\u00adlo\u00adken\u00adt\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4\u2026 minul\u00adla on edel\u00adleen part\u2026 min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n olen koko\u00adnaan kar\u00advo\u00adjen pei\u00adtos\u00adsa! Min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n olen m\u00e4y\u00adr\u00e4<\/a>\u2026!<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aina v\u00e4lil\u00adl\u00e4 min\u00e4 kuvit\u00adte\u00adlen miten k\u00e4vi\u00adsi, jos jon\u00adkin kos\u00admi\u00adsen oikun tulok\u00adse\u00adna mie\u00adle\u00adni siir\u00adtyi\u00adsi yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 jon\u00adkun toi\u00adsen, hir\u00admui\u00adsen t\u00e4r\u00adke\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 ole\u00advan hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6n ruumiiseen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}