{"id":2464,"date":"2006-10-11T17:35:59","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T14:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/10\/11\/urgent-confidential-business-proposal\/"},"modified":"2011-07-21T15:09:24","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T12:09:24","slug":"urgent-confidential-business-proposal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2006\/10\/11\/urgent-confidential-business-proposal\/","title":{"rendered":"Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal"},"content":{"rendered":"

Met\u00ads\u00e4n\u00advih\u00adre\u00e4 Sko\u00adda Octa\u00advia<\/a> kaar\u00adtaa Pris\u00adman pihas\u00adta pois k\u00e4ve\u00adle\u00adv\u00e4n mie\u00adhen vie\u00adrel\u00adle. Ikku\u00adna avau\u00adtuu, ja sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 istu\u00adva, tyy\u00adlik\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4\u00adseen pukuun pukeu\u00adtu\u00adnut, tum\u00adma, pie\u00adni mies hih\u00adkai\u00adsee: #<\/a><\/p>\n

- Excuse me, do you speak English?
\n- Uell, jees, a litl pit, k\u00e4ve\u00adle\u00adv\u00e4 mies vas\u00adtaa ja pys\u00e4htyy.
\n- I am a mana\u00adger\u2026 you don\u2019t speak Italian?
\n- Nou, sori.
\n- Okay\u2026 I am a mana\u00adger in a com\u00adpa\u00adny, Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span> - you know Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span>?
\n- \u00d6\u00f6, nou.
\n- Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span> is an Ita\u00adlian clot\u00adhing com\u00adpa\u00adny - Ver\u00adsace<\/span>, Arma\u00adni<\/span>, Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span>\u2026
\n- Ou t\u00e4t<\/em> Valent\u00adtii\u00adno, jees!
\n- Yes. So I am a mana\u00adger in this com\u00adpa\u00adny Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span>. I came here for a busi\u00adness mee\u00adting last night and now I\u2019m going to fly back to Ita\u00adly. I have in my car, at the back, three jac\u00adkets. I don\u2019t want to take the\u00adse jac\u00adkets with me because of the taxes - they are so hea\u00advy that you have to pay taxes if you are going to fly with them.
\n- Aah\u2026 oukei.
\n- So I\u2019ll give you two of the jac\u00adkets for free. They are very nice jac\u00adkets, somet\u00adhing any sty\u00adlish young gent\u00adle\u00adman - like you - could wear. Two of the jac\u00adkets for free for only the price of the third one.
\n- \u2026sou\u2026 juoor sel\u00adling tem?
\n- Two jac\u00adkets for free! Two of the three jac\u00adkets for free, you only pay for the one.
\n- Nou, sori, ai don niid z\u00e4kets.
\n- Okay, no problem. Thanks, bye! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Sko\u00adda kaar\u00adtaa pois, k\u00e4vel\u00adlyt mies jat\u00adkaa mat\u00adkaan\u00adsa. H\u00e4n miet\u00adtii, mak\u00adsat\u00adtai\u00adsi\u00adko Valen\u00adti\u00adno oikeas\u00adti<\/em> rah\u00adti\u00admak\u00adsut mana\u00adger<\/span>eil\u00adlaan, eik\u00f6 n\u00e4il\u00adl\u00e4 oikeas\u00adti<\/em> oli\u00adsi sel\u00adlai\u00adsiin varaa, ja oli\u00adsi\u00advat\u00adko n\u00e4m\u00e4 oikeas\u00adti<\/em> niin reh\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t raas\u00adki\u00adsi naka\u00adta yli\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00e4 puku\u00adja ros\u00adkiin nii\u00adden mak\u00adsu\u00adjen v\u00e4lt\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi. Siis oikeat<\/em> mana\u00adger<\/span>it Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span>lta<\/a>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

[muok\u00adkauk\u00adset]
\n[muokkaus][klo]20.5.2007 22:12[\/klo] Muu\u00adtin Valen\u00adti\u00adno<\/span>-lin\u00adkin osoit\u00adta\u00admaan Wiki\u00adpe\u00addi\u00adaan. Tan\u00adke\u00adrois\u00adtin tan\u00adke\u00adroa\u00adni (Valen\u00adti\u00adno \u2192 Valenttiino).
\n[\/muokkaus]
\n[\/muokkaukset] #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Koh\u00adtaa\u00admi\u00adnen Pris\u00adman park\u00adki\u00adpai\u00adkal\u00adla tak\u00adke\u00adja kau\u00adpi\u00adtel\u00adleen Valen\u00adti\u00adnon mana\u00adge\u00adrin kanssa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[2641],"class_list":["post-2464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-turvallisuus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19771,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions\/19771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}