{"id":24700,"date":"2011-12-01T16:16:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T14:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=24700"},"modified":"2011-12-01T16:16:31","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T14:16:31","slug":"jokerilinja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2011\/12\/01\/jokerilinja\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokerilinja"},"content":{"rendered":"

T\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n oli rek\u00adry\u00adoh\u00adjel\u00adman ryh\u00adm\u00e4\u00adhaas\u00adtat\u00adte\u00adlu. H\u00e4t\u00e4y\u2019yin eilen Pris\u00admaan osta\u00admaan pai\u00adtaa, kun kau\u00adlus\u00adpai\u00addat tun\u00adtui\u00advat lii\u00adan hie\u00adnoil\u00adta, ja kaa\u00adpis\u00adsa ollut fla\u00adnel\u00adli\u00adpai\u00adta oli kit\u00adsah\u00adta\u00adnut nis\u00adkas\u00adta niin ettei ylin nap\u00adpi men\u00adnyt kiin\u00adni. Onnek\u00adsi Pris\u00admas\u00adsa oli yksi kel\u00advol\u00adli\u00adnen ja hal\u00adpa pai\u00adta, etten t\u00f6r\u00ads\u00e4n\u00adnyt tur\u00adhaan, kun t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n tyy\u00adpeil\u00adl\u00e4 siel\u00adl\u00e4 tilai\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsa oli\u00adkin tee\u00adpai\u00adto\u00adja ja nah\u00adka\u00adtak\u00adke\u00adja. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Se oli muu\u00adten\u00adkin lep\u00adpoi\u00adsam\u00adpi tilai\u00adsuus kuin etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen pel\u00adk\u00e4\u00adsin: meil\u00adle vain esi\u00adtel\u00adtiin ohjel\u00adma noin p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adpiir\u00adteit\u00adt\u00e4in, ja lopuk\u00adsi oli esit\u00adte\u00adly\u00adkier\u00adros. Ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n tiuk\u00adko\u00adja kysy\u00admyk\u00adsi\u00e4, jos nyt ei sit\u00e4 ote\u00adta lukuun, ett\u00e4 oman esit\u00adte\u00adlyn run\u00adko\u00adna olleel\u00adla kal\u00advol\u00adla oli kyl\u00adl\u00e4 taus\u00adta\u00adkar\u00adtoi\u00adtus\u00adta ja lopuk\u00adsi paha\u00admai\u00adnen \u201cmik\u00adsi juu\u00adri sinut pit\u00e4i\u00adsi vali\u00adta\u201d. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Vie\u00adl\u00e4 t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa ollaan enem\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkin rek\u00adry\u00adtoin\u00adtia v\u00e4lit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n Sara\u00adsen hoteis\u00adsa, rek\u00adry\u00adtoi\u00adva yri\u00adtys pit\u00e4\u00e4 sit\u00adten jos\u00adkus oman haas\u00adtat\u00adte\u00adlun\u00adsa kun\u00adhan kiin\u00adnos\u00adtu\u00adnut sel\u00adlai\u00adnen jos\u00adtain l\u00f6y\u00adtyy. Mut\u00adta sii\u00adhen men\u00adnes\u00ads\u00e4 ehk\u00e4 olen jo pro\u00adses\u00adsin pakos\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adsyt pahim\u00admis\u00adta pelois\u00adta\u00adni sen suh\u00adteen, ett\u00e4 minut nau\u00adre\u00adtaan ulos koko ohjel\u00admas\u00adta suht\u2019 vaa\u00adti\u00admat\u00adto\u00admien meriit\u00adtie\u00adni takia. Jos minus\u00adta joku paik\u00adka kiin\u00adnos\u00adtuu, niin ei se tapah\u00addu sat\u00adtu\u00admal\u00adta vaan sik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 minus\u00adsa n\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4\u00e4n poten\u00adti\u00adaa\u00adlia aina\u00adkin sen ver\u00adran, ett\u00e4 kan\u00adnat\u00adtaa haas\u00adta\u00adtel\u00adla. Ts. tus\u00adkin sel\u00adlai\u00adseen haas\u00adtat\u00adte\u00adluun tar\u00advit\u00adsee men\u00adn\u00e4, jon\u00adka j\u00e4r\u00adjes\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4 ei sit\u00e4 poten\u00adti\u00adaa\u00adlia n\u00e4e. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Merii\u00adteis\u00adt\u00e4 puheen ollen, olin aina\u00adkin oman arvio\u00adni mukaan kyl\u00adl\u00e4 nii\u00adden puo\u00adles\u00adta hei\u00adkoin ehdo\u00adkas siel\u00adl\u00e4 olleis\u00adta, mut\u00adten kui\u00adten\u00adkaan niin sur\u00adkeas\u00adti kuin mihin olin hen\u00adki\u00adses\u00adti varau\u00adtu\u00adnut. Oli niil\u00adl\u00e4 toi\u00adsil\u00adla sit\u00adten ker\u00adto\u00adman\u00adsa perus\u00adteel\u00adla v\u00e4h\u00e4n kovem\u00admat odo\u00adtuk\u00adset\u00adkin kuin minul\u00adla, min\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n oli\u00adsin ihan tyy\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adnen koo\u00addia\u00adpi\u00adnan orja\u00adt\u00f6i\u00adhin\u00adkin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Inno\u00adpo\u00adlil\u00adta<\/a> l\u00e4h\u00adties\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni iski\u00adv\u00e4t lipun\u00adtar\u00adkas\u00adta\u00adjat lin\u00adja-autoon. Lin\u00adja-autoon! Onko nau\u00adret\u00adta\u00advam\u00adpaa kuul\u00adtu? Se oli sik\u00e4\u00adli\u00adkin has\u00adsua, ett\u00e4 olen mat\u00adkus\u00adta\u00adnut vii\u00admei\u00adset nel\u00adj\u00e4 kuu\u00adkaut\u00adta aina\u00adkin ker\u00adran vii\u00adkos\u00adsa junal\u00adla Mal\u00admin\u00adkar\u00adta\u00adnoon ja takai\u00adsin Kirk\u00adko\u00adnum\u00admel\u00adle, sii\u00adt\u00e4 kak\u00adsi kuu\u00adkaut\u00adta vii\u00adte\u00adn\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 vii\u00adkos\u00adsa, enk\u00e4 t\u00e4t\u00e4 ennen ole n\u00e4h\u00adnyt tar\u00adkas\u00adta\u00adjia kuin aloi\u00adtus\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4. Sil\u00adloin\u00adkaan ne eiv\u00e4t ehti\u00adneet minun vau\u00adnuu\u00adni ennen kuin j\u00e4in pois. (Kyl\u00adl\u00e4 minul\u00adla lip\u00adpu on aina ollut, ei sil\u00adl\u00e4.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

Junas\u00adsa olles\u00adsa\u00adni soit\u00adti Eli\u00adsan myy\u00adj\u00e4. Sil\u00adl\u00e4 oli\u00adsi ollut joku laa\u00adja\u00adkais\u00adta\u00adtar\u00adjous, mut\u00adta Eli\u00adsan ver\u00adkos\u00adsa ollut puhe\u00adli\u00adme\u00adni puto\u00adsi lin\u00adjoil\u00adta juu\u00adri pahim\u00admoil\u00adli\u00adset\u00adsi (\u201cnopeus nousi\u00adsi tssssshhhhhklik\u201d). #<\/a><\/p>\n

Aioin ostaa t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 sel\u00advi\u00e4\u00admi\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 palk\u00adkiok\u00adsi itsel\u00adle\u00adni uuden Ryhm\u00e4-X:n<\/em><\/a>, mut\u00adtei City\u00admar\u00adke\u00adtis\u00adsa ollut. Lie\u00adk\u00f6 ilmes\u00adty\u00adnyt\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n vie\u00adl\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4n kuun nume\u00adro. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

T\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n oli rek\u00adry\u00adoh\u00adjel\u00adman ryh\u00adm\u00e4\u00adhaas\u00adtat\u00adtelu. Se oli lep\u00adpoi\u00adsampi tilai\u00adsuus kuin olin pel\u00e4n\u00adnyt: meil\u00adle vain esi\u00adtel\u00adtiin ohjel\u00adma noin p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adpiir\u00adteit\u00adt\u00e4in, ja lopuk\u00adsi oli esittelykierros.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[334,445,35,1973,2135,11632],"class_list":["post-24700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-citymarket","tag-elisa","tag-kuluttajuus","tag-prisma","tag-ryhma-x","tag-saranen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24700"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24707,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24700\/revisions\/24707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}