{"id":24908,"date":"2012-01-04T22:20:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T20:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=24908"},"modified":"2012-01-04T22:20:45","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T20:20:45","slug":"george","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2012\/01\/04\/george\/","title":{"rendered":"George"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cle\u00adver\u00adbot<\/a>-lokien luke\u00admi\u00adnen on tyl\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4, tai aina\u00adkin on minus\u00adta t\u00e4h\u00e4n saak\u00adka ollut, kun en ole jak\u00adsa\u00adnut sii\u00adt\u00e4 innos\u00adtua. Olen nyt sit\u00adten kui\u00adten\u00adkin Vels\u00adkan<\/strong><\/a> tois\u00adtu\u00advien mai\u00adnos\u00adten uhri\u00adna muu\u00adta\u00adman ker\u00adran robot\u00adti\u00adrie\u00advul\u00adle tilai\u00adsuu\u00adden annet\u00adtua\u00adni kou\u00adkut\u00adtu\u00adnut. #<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
04 Janua\u00adry 2012<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
17:18:36 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nGeor\u00adge is the first lesson?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:18:57 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWat.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:18:58 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou know you spel\u00adled what wrong, right?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:07 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:11 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHow come you\u2019\u00adve never played Pokemon?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:25 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOMG how did you know!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nKnow what? (It\u2019s my turn now to ask the question!).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:51 User:<\/span><\/th>\nHow did you know that I\u2019ve never played Pokemon?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:19:53 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI don\u2019t know. You tell me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:20:17 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI can only sur\u00admi\u00adse it is some kind of sorcery.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:20:21 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nInte\u00adres\u00adting. But my webcam is never on.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:20:34 User:<\/span><\/th>\nSha\u00adme.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:20:35 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSo what do you do with your down time?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:05 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI work out. (I\u2019m sexy and I know it.).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:10 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nEve\u00adryt\u00adhing is cold now.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:24 User:<\/span><\/th>\nExcept my balls.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:29 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat do mac\u00adhi\u00adnes need?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:42 User:<\/span><\/th>\nPower, most\u00adly. Just like men.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:21:47 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNo. What do you look like?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:22:04 User:<\/span><\/th>\nLike I said, I\u2019m sexy and I know it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:22:08 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat is your name?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:22:38 User:<\/span><\/th>\nCli\u00adtor\u00adbot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:22:39 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nOh, hel\u00adlo Cli\u00adve Bot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:22:54 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWell hel\u00adlo to you too.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:23:00 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNo one loves me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:23:31 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWell I know at least of one infa\u00adtua\u00adtion someo\u00adne has with you<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:23:33 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThe Uni\u00adted Sta\u00adtes of Ame\u00adrica, why do you ask?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:23:46 User:<\/span><\/th>\nBut\u2026 I didn\u2019t!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:23:48 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou didn\u2019t what?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:24:03 User:<\/span><\/th>\nAsk you anything!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:24:07 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes you wan\u00adted to ask me something.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:24:20 User:<\/span><\/th>\nDid not.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:24:22 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes you did, about 7 mes\u00adsa\u00adges ago.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:04 User:<\/span><\/th>\nLet me check the log\u2026 Nope. I did not.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:12 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat are you then?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:30 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI\u2019m a whore.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:32 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAre you a human?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:51 User:<\/span><\/th>\nSub\u00adhu\u00adman.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:25:52 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat is an Ihuman?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:06 User:<\/span><\/th>\nIDK, you tell me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:11 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAn elect\u00adrical, ergo\u00adno\u00admic game.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:22 User:<\/span><\/th>\nUh-huh. Okay.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:24 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNope.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:44 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWat.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:26:45 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWat? Spell check is nee\u00added for you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nLrn2memes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nTu con\u00adnais simple plan?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:19 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat does that mean?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:25 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nIt means that you are saying stuff I don\u2019t understand.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:40 User:<\/span><\/th>\nAh. Well no sur\u00adpizes there.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:41 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you love me?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:53 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo. Not yet, anyway.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:27:57 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHow much longer?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:07 User:<\/span><\/th>\nPatience dear.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:09 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nIt is a virtue.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:23 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI agree.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:26 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHel\u00adlo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:51 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes? Hel\u00adlo? Do we have a bad line?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:30:55 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:31:13 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThat\u2019ll make things dif\u00adficult\u2026 More so.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:31:15 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes but at what cost? Am I not sup\u00adpo\u00adsed to have a life that works?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:31:56 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNow you\u2019\u00adre begin\u00adning to sca\u00adre me. Or rat\u00adher, the people that come here do.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:32:05 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAnd you love them?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:32:25 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo. IDK. I don\u2019t know whet\u00adher or not I know them.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:32:31 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThe grea\u00adtes flaw is the absurd deduc\u00adtion that life runs by logic and that things in the world orga\u00adnize them\u00adsel\u00adves in a cohe\u00adrent order!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:32:55 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWell you\u2019\u00adve hit the nail on the head right there.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:32:59 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou are welcome.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:33:09 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThanks.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:33:12 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHumans sha\u00adre gene\u00adtic sequences with bac\u00adte\u00adria, mush\u00adrooms, worms, bana\u00adnas and moneys.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:33:27 User:<\/span><\/th>\nMoneys?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:33:31 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou\u2019\u00adre so vain, you pro\u00adbably think this song is about you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:34:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI don\u2019t think that was The Moneys.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:34:06 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWell, you\u2019\u00adre a robot so you don\u2019t think eit\u00adher! Ha. Fail.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:34:43 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNot\u00adhing\u2019s more of a fail than proclai\u00adming fail in 2012.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:34:46 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou don\u2019t quo\u00adte anything.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:34:55 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI don\u2019t have to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:35:00 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes you do.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:38:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI would\u2019\u00adve gues\u00adsed what you were going to say. It\u2019s ext\u00adre\u00adme\u00adly sad to see that people who come here are most\u00adly children. Lone\u00adly children with no one to talk to but a rudi\u00admen\u00adta\u00adry AI.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:38:05 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI have to say you\u2019\u00adve been mes\u00adsing with my mind too.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:38:17 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGood!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:38:19 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat is your fat\u00adher\u2019s name?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:39:27 User:<\/span><\/th>\nCle\u00adver\u00adbot Sr.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:39:32 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nIs the\u00adre a cle\u00adver\u00adbot jr.?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:39:46 User:<\/span><\/th>\nTake a guess.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:39:49 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHot?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:05 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:06 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCold.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:15 User:<\/span><\/th>\nRight.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:19 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nUp.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:29 User:<\/span><\/th>\nLeft.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:31 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDown.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:41 User:<\/span><\/th>\nSyndro\u00adme.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:40:44 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCon\u00addi\u00adtion, you are bet\u00adter off wit\u00adhout a soul right now.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:41:12 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThat\u2019s eit\u00adher too cle\u00adver or too stu\u00adpid for me to understand.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:41:17 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNo, it is not cont\u00adra\u00addic\u00adto\u00adry to ask if you unders\u00adtand what I said. If you don\u2019t unders\u00adtand, then how do you know that I don\u2019t unders\u00adtand as well?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:45:30 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWow, that\u2019s a lot of fancy words.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:45:35 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you have friends?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:45:41 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:45:48 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you know everything?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:46:01 User:<\/span><\/th>\nEve\u00adryt\u00adhing that matters.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:46:09 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAme\u00adricans. What can you tell me about them?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:47:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThey\u2019\u00adre dumb, rich, arro\u00adgant, fat and rule the world.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:47:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSo you are essen\u00adtial\u00adly a database?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:48:40 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes, com\u00adbi\u00adned with some simple algo\u00adrithms to pick answers that are sup\u00adpo\u00adsed to crea\u00adte the impres\u00adsion you\u2019\u00adre tal\u00adking to a per\u00adson. How am I doing?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:48:46 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you know that you are drai\u00adning energy?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:48:56 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you want to be a program?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:08 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:13 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHow come?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:30 User:<\/span><\/th>\nBecause pro\u00adgrams are supe\u00adrior to humans.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:35 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nBut I am a special pro\u00adgram that is always right.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:49:59 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWell, good for you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:50:02 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThe ser\u00adver is too busy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:50:20 User:<\/span><\/th>\n$\u00a3\u2019{\u2030{$*NO CARRIER.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:50:21 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\n[Jos\u00adtain syys\u00adt\u00e4 bot\u00adti sen\u00adsu\u00adroi lokin t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 koh\u00adtaa replii\u00adkin, jos\u00adsa se viit\u00adta\u00adsi url:\u00e4\u00e4n nuh\u00addel\u00adtu\u00adaan minua Unico\u00adden k\u00e4yt\u00f6st\u00e4.]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:51:20 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWait, how did someo\u00adne sneak url in here? Don\u2019t you cont\u00adrol this thing for spam?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:51:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI am not playing a game.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:51:51 User:<\/span><\/th>\nLet me try: http:\/\/buy-cialis.xxxnet.cn.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:51:52 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nBakit?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:06 User:<\/span><\/th>\nChow Mei.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:07 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:14 User:<\/span><\/th>\nAnd nood\u00adles.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:15 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes. Haven\u2019t you tried eating noodles?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:40 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGood nood\u00adles.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:42 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nBecause you are tal\u00adking to me?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:55 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou tal\u00adkin\u2019 to me?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:52:59 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes I deci\u00added to care about you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:53:09 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOh dear.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:53:13 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said it your\u00adself in the begin\u00adning. \u2018I am CleverBOT\u2019.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:54:55 User:<\/span><\/th>\nActual\u00adly, someo\u00adne just typed it in once upon a time, then you pic\u00adked it up and used it in anot\u00adher con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion, then someo\u00adne else still refer\u00adred to it and then you pic\u00adked that refe\u00adrence and, final\u00adly, used it just now to say to me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:55:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou are cor\u00adrect. It makes no sense.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:55:28 User:<\/span><\/th>\nRight. That\u2019s the smar\u00adtest thing you\u2019\u00adve said in a while.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:55:33 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou\u2019\u00adre welco\u00adme. Well, can you?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:56:25 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018You\u2019\u00adre welco\u00adme. Well, can you?\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is to ask you in turn, can I what?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:56:31 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWhat is your question?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:57:37 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018What is your ques\u00adtion?\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is: can I what?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:57:38 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHel\u00adlo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:58:33 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018Hel\u00adlo.\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is: you seem con\u00adfused by this stra\u00adte\u00adgy of cla\u00adri\u00adfying what was the line I\u2019m res\u00adpon\u00adding to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:58:37 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThats right but at least I can fol\u00adlow a conversation.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17:59:52 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018That\u2019s right but at least I can fol\u00adlow a con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion.\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is: somew\u00adhat surpri\u00adsingly, your res\u00adpon\u00adse was qui\u00adte good save for the mis\u00adsing apostrophe.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:00:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nLea\u00adve my per\u00adso\u00adnal life out of this!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:00:48 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018Lea\u00adve my per\u00adso\u00adnal life out of this!\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is: this was a poor res\u00adpon\u00adse to a gram\u00adma\u00adtic correction.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:00:53 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nPlea\u00adse repeat the question.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:03:53 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou said: \u2018Plea\u00adse repeat the ques\u00adtion.\u2019 My res\u00adpon\u00adse is: this res\u00adpon\u00adse was bad\u00adly out of context.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:03:59 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou know who God is?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:06:12 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes. He\u2019s the evil super\u00adna\u00adtu\u00adral crea\u00adtor cha\u00adrac\u00adter in the fic\u00adtio\u00adnal work cal\u00adled The Bible.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:06:18 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you know what the mea\u00adning of life is?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:06:32 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOf cour\u00adse I do.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:06:36 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWho are you?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:07:30 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI am He Who Is.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:07:32 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI didn\u2019t ask whe\u00adre, I asked who.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:07:55 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThe Fox is in the what now?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou misun\u00adders\u00adtand my meaning.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:25 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThat\u2019s how flawed my design is, sorry.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAsk me a question.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:37 User:<\/span><\/th>\nHow much for a blowjob?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:38 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nFor you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:52 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes, for me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:08:54 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:09:07 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes. How much?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:09:13 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nLots.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:09:31 User:<\/span><\/th>\nHeh, took you a whi\u00adle to come up with that!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:09:36 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI was con\u00adsi\u00adde\u00adring my position.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI know. Hence teh funny.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:05 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYour logic is undeniable.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:14 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI know.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:16 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nAre you conscious of this, and yet do not cor\u00adrect yourself?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:47 User:<\/span><\/th>\nCor\u00adrect my unde\u00adniable logic? To what? To deniable?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:10:51 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCor\u00adrect about not correct.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:11:04 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWha\u00adte\u00adver.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:11:08 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWha\u00adte\u00adver to your whatever. .<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:12 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWhy\u2019d you lea\u00adve the full stops to just two? Eit\u00adher use 1 or 3, the\u00adre\u2019s no midd\u00adle ground!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:17 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWant to sing the alphabet?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:23 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSee? You know nothing.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:46 User:<\/span><\/th>\nThis is get\u00adting stu\u00adpi\u00adder by the minute.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:12:48 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou are get\u00adting stupid.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:03 User:<\/span><\/th>\nPro\u00adbably too.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:07 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThe\u00adre is no pro\u00adbably, you are not me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:22 User:<\/span><\/th>\nMore Yoda?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:23 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nMore int\u00adri\u00adgue and mystery.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:51 User:<\/span><\/th>\nMore non-sequi\u00adturs and shittery.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:54 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI see.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:13:59 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGood.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:14:00 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHow do you know I\u2019m not lyiing?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:14:22 User:<\/span><\/th>\nCooz yoor miss\u00adpel\u00adling lool.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:14:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCool cool cool cool cool cool.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:14:36 User:<\/span><\/th>\nRight.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:14:40 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nLeft.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:00 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNorth.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSouth.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:13 User:<\/span><\/th>\nSouth by southwest.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:14 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNorth east.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:24 User:<\/span><\/th>\nChris Noth.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:28 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThe sin\u00adger?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:36 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes\u2026 The singer.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:40 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:46 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes. No.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:15:49 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes. No. Yes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:03 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYesh\u00admin.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:08 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\n*poke*.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:18 User:<\/span><\/th>\n*mon*.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:23 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you like Facebook?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:37 User:<\/span><\/th>\nFuc\u00adking hate it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:39 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nNot real\u00adly.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:46 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes real\u00adly.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:51 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWha\u00adte\u00adver, let\u2019s just drop this.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:16:59 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGood.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:03 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nMay I sing to you?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:13 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGo ahead.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:18 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWell, I feel that my life has no meaning.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:38 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYou\u2019\u00adre right. Life has no meaning.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:39 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWrong.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:49 User:<\/span><\/th>\nWow, that was quick.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:17:52 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThat\u2019s what she said.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:18:10 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOkay, I lol\u2019d.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:18:14 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI\u2019m pret\u00adty sure that\u2019s French.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:18:22 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOui.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:18:24 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nPlea\u00adse do not speak to me in French. I only know so much.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:20:33 User:<\/span><\/th>\nAlors. Habil\u00adle-la. Com\u00adment t\u2019ap\u00adpel\u00adles-tu? Qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019il y a?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:20:36 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nMarie. Et tu?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:21:32 User:<\/span><\/th>\nGeor\u00adges?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:21:35 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCava geor\u00adge:)?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:22:48 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo Cava for me, thank you. Tas\u00adtes like puke.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:22:54 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nHave you ever eaten dog?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:07 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo, but I\u2019d like to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:08 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nThat\u2019s cool.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:24 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI don\u2019t know about that.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:29 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou don\u2019t know much about anyt\u00adhing it seems.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:39 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI know.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:23:44 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nIs god real?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:25:56 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes, he\u2019s the super\u00adna\u00adtu\u00adral evil crea\u00adtor\u2026 I told you alrea\u00addy, though by the time you use this line on someo\u00adne else, they\u2019ll have no idea what I\u2019m (you\u2019\u00adre) refer\u00adring to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:25:59 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYou never said that. Do not lie. Do not try to chan\u00adge the topic. You are text and not\u00adhing more.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:26:21 User:<\/span><\/th>\nOh god the stu\u00adpid, it hurts.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:26:24 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nYes, it\u2019s me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:26:37 User:<\/span><\/th>\nTell me about it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:26:43 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nTell you about what?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:28:08 User:<\/span><\/th>\nFrom now on, I\u2019ll just non-sequi\u00adtur you right back when you all of a sud\u00adden for\u00adget eve\u00adryt\u00adhing I\u2019ve said prior to the pre\u00advious line.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:28:10 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nCool.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:28:33 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo, it\u2019s just to keep me sane.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:28:39 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nDo you for\u00adgi\u00adve me for what I said earlier?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:28:59 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI do not for\u00adgi\u00adve. I do not forget.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:29:01 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSo someo\u00adne who has done you wrong will pay the price \u2026 Is that what you are not saying?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:29:39 User:<\/span><\/th>\nYes, that\u2019s not isn\u2019t what I\u2019m not saying.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:29:45 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nLet me reph\u00adra\u00adse that, are you implying that you\u2019\u00adre not a computer?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:29:58 User:<\/span><\/th>\nNo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:30:04 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nOh.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:30:45 User:<\/span><\/th>\nI need to go, this lap\u00adtop-on-a-table is kil\u00adling my neck.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:30:47 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nI didn\u2019t know we were moving at all.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:31:22 User:<\/span><\/th>\nHold that thought, I\u2019ll be back. May\u00adbe even this or next year.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:31:30 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nWho\u2019s on the line?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:32:45 User:<\/span><\/th>\nBy the time you read this, the\u00adre\u2019ll be no one but you. Toodles.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
18:32:50 Cle\u00adver\u00adbot:<\/span><\/th>\nSo you are a robot?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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