{"id":24937,"date":"2012-01-11T18:23:33","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T16:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=24937"},"modified":"2012-01-11T18:23:33","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T16:23:33","slug":"success-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2012\/01\/11\/success-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"Success Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Inter\u00adne\u00adtin her\u00admo\u00adra\u00addoil\u00adla impuls\u00adsit kul\u00adke\u00advat mee\u00admien<\/a> muo\u00addos\u00adsa. Inter\u00adnet-mee\u00admeis\u00adt\u00e4 puo\u00adles\u00adtaan val\u00adtao\u00adsan muo\u00addos\u00adta\u00advat kuva\u00admak\u00adrot (ima\u00adge mac\u00adros<\/a>). #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kuva\u00admak\u00adro\u00adjen ala\u00adgen\u00adre ovat Advice dogin<\/strong> muun\u00adnel\u00admat<\/a>: isku\u00adlause\u00admai\u00adnen lyhyt teks\u00adti, joka sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 jon\u00adkin vii\u00adsau\u00adden tai edus\u00adtaa tie\u00adtyn\u00adtyyp\u00adpis\u00adt\u00e4 ajat\u00adte\u00adlua, tilan\u00adnet\u00adta, tun\u00adnet\u00adta tai ste\u00adreo\u00adtyyp\u00adpi\u00e4, on jaet\u00adtu kah\u00adtia kuvan yl\u00e4- ja ala\u00adlai\u00adtaan siten, ett\u00e4 yl\u00e4\u00adlai\u00adta yleen\u00ads\u00e4 poh\u00adjus\u00adtaa tilan\u00adteen, ja jutun ydin (punch line<\/a>) seu\u00adraa ala\u00adlai\u00addas\u00adsa. Taus\u00adtal\u00adla on v\u00e4ri\u00adsek\u00adto\u00adrei\u00adta ja kes\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4 hah\u00admo, joka jol\u00adlain tapaa edus\u00adtaa teks\u00adtin ydin\u00adt\u00e4: hah\u00admoa, joka voi\u00adsi sanoa n\u00e4in, tai joka voi\u00adsi jou\u00adtua t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adseen tilan\u00adtee\u00adseen, tai joka k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adtyy kuva\u00adtul\u00adla taval\u00adla. Eri koi\u00adra\u00adro\u00adduis\u00adta on Advice dog -mal\u00adli\u00adnees\u00adsa siir\u00adryt\u00adty jo ajat sit\u00adten mui\u00adhin el\u00e4in\u00adla\u00adjei\u00adhin, ihmi\u00adset mukaan\u00adluet\u00adtu\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Min\u00e4 uskon, ett\u00e4 mei\u00add\u00e4n pyh\u00e4 teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4m\u00adme on n\u00e4i\u00adden mee\u00admien tuot\u00adta\u00admi\u00adsen ohel\u00adla doku\u00admen\u00adtoi\u00adda sit\u00e4 mit\u00e4 ne meil\u00adle mer\u00adkit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4t \u2014 tyy\u00adpil\u00adli\u00adsim\u00admin sit\u00e4, mik\u00adsi jokin mak\u00adro on meis\u00adt\u00e4 humo\u00adris\u00adti\u00adnen. Monien mak\u00adro\u00adjen sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00f6 on meil\u00adle p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n\u00adsel\u00adv\u00e4, mut\u00adta uskon, ett\u00e4 sadan tai vaik\u00adka\u00adpa tuhan\u00adnen vuo\u00adden kulut\u00adtua sil\u00adlois\u00adten ihmis\u00adten voi olla hyvin vai\u00adke\u00adaa k\u00e4sit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4, mik\u00adsi me koim\u00adme jot\u00adkin kuvat haus\u00adkoi\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Oma luo\u00admuk\u00adse\u00adni yll\u00e4 edus\u00adtaa Success Kid<\/strong><\/a> -muun\u00adnel\u00admaa Advice dogis\u00adta. Kuvan kol\u00adtiais\u00adta k\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adtiin alku\u00adjaan muis\u00adsa yhteyk\u00adsis\u00ads\u00e4, mut\u00adta Advice dog -mal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adseen sovi\u00adtet\u00adtu\u00adna h\u00e4n on yleen\u00ads\u00e4 pro\u00adta\u00adgo\u00adnis\u00adti<\/a>: kuva\u00admak\u00adron teki\u00adj\u00e4n alter ego<\/a>, joka ker\u00adtoo mak\u00adron teks\u00adtein jota\u00adkin omas\u00adta el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Nyrkinpumppaustuuletus\"<\/a> Hah\u00admon nyrk\u00adkiin puris\u00adta\u00adma, pys\u00adtyyn kohot\u00adta\u00adma ja rys\u00adty\u00adpuo\u00adlen\u00adsa kat\u00adso\u00adjal\u00adle pal\u00adjas\u00adta\u00adva k\u00e4si on tul\u00adkit\u00adta\u00advis\u00adsa pys\u00e4y\u00adtys\u00adku\u00advak\u00adsi nyr\u00adkil\u00adl\u00e4 teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 pump\u00adpaus\u00adliik\u00adkees\u00adt\u00e4 (fist pump<\/a>), jol\u00adla vies\u00adti\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n onnis\u00adtu\u00admis\u00adta, voi\u00adton\u00adjuh\u00adlin\u00adtaa. T\u00e4t\u00e4 elet\u00adt\u00e4 k\u00e4y\u00adte\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n run\u00adsaas\u00adti Inter\u00adne\u00adtin ulko\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adla\u00adkin, jopa tele\u00advi\u00adsio\u00admai\u00adnok\u00adsis\u00adsa. Tyy\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adsyy\u00adden jol\u00adlei per\u00e4\u00adti itse\u00adtyy\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adsyy\u00adden vies\u00adti\u00e4 l\u00e4het\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 my\u00f6s pojan kas\u00advo\u00adjen ilme: yl\u00e4\u00adham\u00adpai\u00adden p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle vede\u00adtyn ala\u00adhuu\u00adlen mut\u00adruun puris\u00adta\u00adma yl\u00e4huuli.[alaviite]Mielenkiintoista kyl\u00adl\u00e4, molem\u00admat eleet sopi\u00advat pys\u00e4y\u00adtys\u00adku\u00advas\u00adsa yhteen my\u00f6s t\u00e4y\u00adsin toi\u00adsen\u00adlai\u00adsen tul\u00adkin\u00adnan kans\u00adsa: poi\u00adka voi\u00adsi yht\u00e4 hyvin heris\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 nyrk\u00adki\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n kat\u00adso\u00adjal\u00adle sen mer\u00adkik\u00adsi, ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n on t\u00e4l\u00adle var\u00adsin tuoh\u00adtu\u00adnut jos\u00adtain, jopa vihai\u00adnen. T\u00e4h\u00e4n tul\u00adkin\u00adtaan perus\u00adtui hah\u00admon alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adnen k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6 mm. \u201cvihaan hiek\u00adka\u00adlin\u00adno\u00adja\u201d -teks\u00adtin kanssa.[\/alaviite] #<\/a><\/p>\n

Success Kid (\u201cMenes\u00adtys\u00adpen\u00adtu\u201d) vies\u00adtii siis onnis\u00adtu\u00adneen\u00adsa jos\u00adsain asias\u00adsa, menes\u00adty\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4. Inter\u00adnet k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 ker\u00adto\u00admaan eri\u00adto\u00adten tilan\u00adteis\u00adta, jot\u00adka ovat ty\u00f6\u00adl\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 koh\u00addat\u00adta\u00advia arjes\u00adsa, tai joi\u00adden lop\u00adpu\u00adtu\u00adlos oli\u00adsi nii\u00adden sat\u00adtu\u00adman\u00adva\u00adrai\u00adsen luon\u00adteen takia voi\u00adnut olla keh\u00adno, mut\u00adta jot\u00adka ovat\u00adkin taval\u00adli\u00adses\u00adta poi\u00adke\u00adten men\u00adneet oikein suju\u00advas\u00adti. Yleen\u00ads\u00e4 suo\u00adsi\u00adtaan var\u00adsin arki\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00e4, v\u00e4h\u00e4\u00adp\u00e4\u00adt\u00f6i\u00adsi\u00e4 asioi\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adsis\u00adta asiois\u00adta omaan esi\u00admerk\u00adkii\u00adni poi\u00admin lii\u00adken\u00adteen. Kun kevyen\u00adlii\u00adken\u00adteen\u00adkul\u00adki\u00adja saa\u00adpuu suo\u00adja\u00adtien lai\u00adtaan, h\u00e4n jou\u00adtuu usein odot\u00adta\u00admaan auto\u00adja, ja jou\u00adtuu yleen\u00ads\u00e4 v\u00e4hin\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkin pys\u00e4h\u00adty\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n ja tut\u00adkai\u00adle\u00admaan lii\u00adken\u00adne\u00adti\u00adlan\u00adnet\u00adta ennen tien yli\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4. Mut\u00adta kun saa\u00advu\u00adtaan suo\u00adja\u00adtien lai\u00adtaan, eik\u00e4 tiel\u00adl\u00e4 lii\u00adku\u00adkaan yht\u00e4\u00e4n autoa, tilan\u00adtee\u00adseen sis\u00e4l\u00adtyy sel\u00adlais\u00adta arki\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n pien\u00adt\u00e4 menes\u00adty\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4, jol\u00adlais\u00adta Success Kid eleil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n tuu\u00adlet\u00adtaa: ei tar\u00advit\u00adse lain\u00adkaan huo\u00adleh\u00adtia autois\u00adta, voi pys\u00e4h\u00adty\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4 jat\u00adkaa suo\u00adraan tien yli. #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4 lie\u00adnee kat\u00adta\u00adva seli\u00adtys tavan\u00adomai\u00adsen Success Kid -mak\u00adron raken\u00adtees\u00adta ja raken\u00adteel\u00adli\u00adsis\u00adta mer\u00adki\u00adtyk\u00adsis\u00adt\u00e4. Mut\u00adta ent\u00e4 huu\u00admo\u00adri? Aina\u00adkin minus\u00adsa huvit\u00adtu\u00adnei\u00adsuut\u00adta useim\u00adpien kuva\u00admak\u00adro\u00adjen koh\u00addal\u00adla syn\u00adnyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 se, kun tun\u00adnis\u00adtan mak\u00adros\u00adsa kuva\u00adtun ilmi\u00f6n, ja n\u00e4en sen yhdis\u00adtet\u00adty\u00adn\u00e4 tut\u00adtuun kuva\u00admak\u00adroon siten, ett\u00e4 yhdis\u00adtel\u00adm\u00e4 on har\u00admo\u00adni\u00adnen. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Success Taus\u00adtal\u00adla on siis jo koke\u00admus\u00adta saman kuva\u00admak\u00adron k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00f6s\u00adt\u00e4 mui\u00adden ilmi\u00f6i\u00adden kans\u00adsa. Sen poh\u00adjal\u00adta mie\u00adlee\u00adni on muo\u00addos\u00adtu\u00adnut mer\u00adki\u00adtyk\u00adsien yhdis\u00adtel\u00adm\u00e4, joka on taval\u00adlaan psyyk\u00adki\u00adnen vas\u00adti\u00adne kuvan mal\u00adli\u00adneel\u00adle, men\u00adtaa\u00adli\u00admal\u00adli\u00adne: mie\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni on kuva, sii\u00adhen liit\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4 k\u00e4si\u00adtyk\u00adsien, koke\u00admuk\u00adsien ja tun\u00adtei\u00adden jouk\u00adko, ja teks\u00adtin pai\u00adkal\u00adla ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin tyh\u00adj\u00e4 laa\u00adtik\u00adko. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Uuden muun\u00adnel\u00adman n\u00e4h\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni osaan kuvan avul\u00adla hakea muis\u00adtis\u00adta\u00adni kuvaa vas\u00adtaa\u00advan men\u00adtaa\u00adli\u00admal\u00adli\u00adneen. Sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen sijoi\u00adtan uudes\u00adsa muun\u00adnel\u00admas\u00adsa ole\u00advan teks\u00adtin sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00f6n men\u00adtaa\u00adli\u00admal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adni teks\u00adtil\u00adle varat\u00adtui\u00adhin laa\u00adti\u00adkoi\u00adhin. Kun yhdis\u00adtel\u00adm\u00e4 toi\u00admii, eli kun teks\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4 kuvat\u00adtu asia sovel\u00adtuu men\u00adtaa\u00adli\u00admal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adseen kuten oikea avain sopii luk\u00adkoon, syn\u00adtyy tun\u00adne, jota nimit\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsin huu\u00admo\u00adrin koke\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Men\u00adtaa\u00adli\u00admal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adseen sovel\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsen edel\u00adly\u00adtyk\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4 on aina\u00adkin minul\u00adla usein teks\u00adtin kuvaa\u00adman ilmi\u00f6n ymm\u00e4r\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adsen lis\u00e4k\u00adsi oma\u00adkoh\u00adtai\u00adnen koke\u00admus sii\u00adt\u00e4. Jos ymm\u00e4r\u00adr\u00e4n teks\u00adtin kuvaa\u00adman ilmi\u00f6n, mut\u00adta minul\u00adla ei ole sii\u00adt\u00e4 koke\u00admus\u00adta, pys\u00adtyn ymm\u00e4r\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n sen, mik\u00adsi joku on sovel\u00adta\u00adnut teks\u00adtin mal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adseen, mut\u00adta en yleen\u00ads\u00e4 koe sit\u00e4 kovin\u00adkaan huvit\u00adta\u00adva\u00adna. Vas\u00adta sit\u00adten, kun minul\u00adla on teks\u00adtin kuvaa\u00admas\u00adta ilmi\u00f6s\u00adt\u00e4 \u2014 Success Kidin tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa pie\u00adnes\u00adt\u00e4 sis\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 tuu\u00adle\u00adtuk\u00adses\u00adta tie\u00adtyn\u00adlai\u00adsen arki\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adsen menes\u00adty\u00admi\u00adsen yhtey\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4 \u2014 koke\u00admus\u00adta, kaik\u00adki pala\u00adset ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin lok\u00adsah\u00adta\u00advat pai\u00adkoil\u00adleen, vir\u00adta\u00adpii\u00adri sul\u00adkeu\u00adtuu. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Aina\u00adkin Success Kidin, mut\u00adta my\u00f6s mui\u00adden kuva\u00admak\u00adro\u00adjen koh\u00addal\u00adla, toi\u00adnen huu\u00admo\u00adrin kom\u00adpo\u00adnent\u00adti syn\u00adtyy teks\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4 kuva\u00adtun ilmi\u00f6n koos\u00adta. Kuva\u00admak\u00adro toi\u00admii suu\u00adre\u00adna tasa-arvois\u00adta\u00adja\u00adna: jokai\u00adnen samaan mal\u00adli\u00adnee\u00adseen lii\u00adtet\u00adty tapaus saa kyt\u00adken\u00adn\u00e4n my\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4 mal\u00adli\u00adneen tun\u00adne\u00adla\u00adtausar\u00advon, joka on vakio ja toi\u00adsi\u00adnaan niin pahas\u00adti ep\u00e4\u00adsuh\u00adtees\u00adsa ilmi\u00f6n pie\u00adnuu\u00adteen tai suu\u00adruu\u00adteen, ett\u00e4 sen tajua\u00admi\u00adnen alkaa nau\u00adrat\u00adtaa. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Inter\u00adne\u00adtin her\u00admo\u00adra\u00addoilla impuls\u00adsit kul\u00adke\u00advat mee\u00admien muo\u00addossa. Min\u00e4 uskon, ett\u00e4 mei\u00add\u00e4n pyh\u00e4 teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4mme on doku\u00admen\u00adtoida sit\u00e4 mit\u00e4 ne meil\u00adle mer\u00adkit\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4t. N\u00e4in toi\u00admii Success Kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[717,12],"class_list":["post-24937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-huumori","tag-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24937"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24955,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24937\/revisions\/24955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}