{"id":25900,"date":"2012-05-20T17:44:56","date_gmt":"2012-05-20T14:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=25900"},"modified":"2012-05-20T17:44:56","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T14:44:56","slug":"vindmaskin-takana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2012\/05\/20\/vindmaskin-takana\/","title":{"rendered":"Vindmaskin takana"},"content":{"rendered":"

N\u00e4in kel\u00adtai\u00adsen kupla\u00advolk\u00adka\u00adrin<\/a>, ja ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adnen aja\u00adtuk\u00adse\u00adni oli, ett\u00e4 kap\u00adpas, Ted Bun\u00addy<\/strong><\/a> on liik\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4. Oikeas\u00adti\u00adhan Bun\u00addyn volk\u00adka\u00adri on bei\u00adgen v\u00e4ri\u00adnen<\/a>, miel\u00adl\u00e4n sen kel\u00adtai\u00adsek\u00adsi vain Ted Bun\u00addy<\/em> -elo\u00adku\u00advan<\/a> takia, sil\u00adl\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 auto oli syys\u00adt\u00e4 tai toi\u00adses\u00adta kel\u00adtai\u00adnen. (Saman elo\u00adku\u00advan ansios\u00adta tulen ilmei\u00adses\u00adti aina miel\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n Mic\u00adhael Reil\u00adly Bur\u00adken<\/strong><\/a> Ted Bun\u00addyk\u00adsi, oli\u00adpa elo\u00adku\u00adva tai tv-ohjel\u00adma mik\u00e4 tahan\u00adsa. Kuten miel\u00adl\u00e4n Jere\u00admy Ren\u00adne\u00adrin<\/strong><\/a> aina Jef\u00adfrey Dah\u00adme\u00adrik\u00adsi<\/strong><\/a> Dah\u00adme\u00adrin<\/em><\/a> ansios\u00adta.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

(Osaat\u00adte\u00adko muu\u00adten kuvi\u00adtel\u00adla jon\u00adkin auto\u00adval\u00admis\u00adta\u00adjan mark\u00adki\u00adnoi\u00advan auto\u00adaan Suo\u00admes\u00adsa nyt, 2010-luvul\u00adla<\/a>, jol\u00adlain niin kau\u00adniil\u00adla nimel\u00adl\u00e4 kuin \u201cKupla\u201d? Tosin en tie\u00add\u00e4 m\u00f6i\u00adk\u00f6 Volkswa\u00adgen\u00adkaan<\/a> aina\u00adkaan van\u00adhaa Kuplaa kos\u00adkaan sil\u00adl\u00e4 nimel\u00adl\u00e4, vai\u00adko vain viral\u00adli\u00adsil\u00adla tyyp\u00adpi\u00adni\u00admil\u00adl\u00e4. Uudel\u00adleen\u00adl\u00e4m\u00admit\u00adte\u00adly\u00adjen yhtey\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4 iko\u00adni\u00adsen alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4is\u00admal\u00adlin lem\u00adpi\u00adni\u00admi\u00e4 on kyl\u00adl\u00e4 hy\u00f6\u00addyn\u00adnet\u00adty<\/a>, mik\u00e4 toki ansait\u00adsee tun\u00adnus\u00adtuk\u00adsen, olla\u00adten\u00adkin puh\u00adtaas\u00adti bis\u00adnes- eik\u00e4 kie\u00adle\u00adnes\u00adte\u00adtiik\u00adka\u00adsyis\u00adt\u00e4 teh\u00adty stra\u00adte\u00adgi\u00adnen valin\u00adta.) #<\/a><\/p>\n

(Osaat\u00adte\u00adko kuvi\u00adtel\u00adla jon\u00adkin auto\u00adval\u00admis\u00adta\u00adjan mark\u00adki\u00adnoi\u00advan auto\u00adaan sil\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 tun\u00adnet\u00adtu sek\u00adsu\u00adaa\u00adli\u00adri\u00adkol\u00adli\u00adnen k\u00e4yt\u00adti sit\u00e4? \u201cVolkswa\u00adgen Pre\u00adda\u00adtor\u201d. \u201cFord Nec\u00adro\u201d. \u201cChev\u00adro\u00adlet Can\u00addy\u00advan<\/a>\u201d. \u201cDod\u00adge Ram Rapist<\/a>\u201d. Minun pit\u00e4i\u00adsi ty\u00f6s\u00adken\u00adnel\u00adl\u00e4 mark\u00adki\u00adnoin\u00adnis\u00adsa!) #<\/a><\/p>\n

Vain vie\u00adl\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n aikaa sit\u00adten n\u00e4in unia, jois\u00adsa esiin\u00adtyi psy\u00adko\u00adpaat\u00adti\u00adhah\u00admo\u00adja<\/a> kol\u00adman\u00adsi\u00adna per\u00adsoo\u00adni\u00adna. Yleen\u00ads\u00e4 hah\u00admot eiv\u00e4t olleet suo\u00adra\u00adnai\u00adses\u00adti minua uhkaa\u00advia, vaan suh\u00adtau\u00adduin nii\u00adhin vain niin kuin nyt psy\u00adko\u00adpaat\u00adtei\u00adhin noin yleen\u00ads\u00e4\u00adkin suh\u00adtau\u00addun: petoe\u00adl\u00e4i\u00admi\u00adn\u00e4, joil\u00adta voi peri\u00adaat\u00adtees\u00adsa odot\u00adtaa mit\u00e4 tahan\u00adsa, ja jot\u00adka ehk\u00e4 teke\u00adv\u00e4t mit\u00e4 petoe\u00adl\u00e4i\u00admet nyt el\u00e4\u00e4k\u00adseen saat\u00adta\u00advat teh\u00add\u00e4 (mm. tap\u00adpaa), mut\u00adta joi\u00adden polut eiv\u00e4t yleen\u00ads\u00e4 ris\u00adte\u00e4 omie\u00adni kans\u00adsa, ja joi\u00adden tiel\u00adt\u00e4 pyrin yleen\u00ads\u00e4 pysyt\u00adte\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkin pois\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Nyt olen alka\u00adnut n\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4 unia, jois\u00adsa olen itse psy\u00adko\u00adpaat\u00adti. Pat\u00adrick Bate\u00adman<\/strong><\/a> olin aina\u00adkin yhte\u00adn\u00e4 y\u00f6n\u00e4, ja joku genee\u00adri\u00adnen ano\u00adnyy\u00admi psy\u00adko\u00adpaat\u00adti (paa\u00adsaa t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 nyt sit\u00adten auto\u00adval\u00admis\u00adta\u00adjien suo\u00admen\u00adkie\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00addes\u00adt\u00e4) olen ollut jokusen muun ker\u00adran. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Olen laih\u00adtu\u00adnut ihan vitus\u00adti. Ei ole ollut tar\u00adkoi\u00adtus, tar\u00adkoi\u00adtus on kyl\u00adl\u00e4 ollut kas\u00advaa. Mut\u00adta kun vii\u00adkol\u00adla ei jak\u00adsa sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4 l\u00e4hes\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tar\u00adpeek\u00adsi, niin n\u00e4in\u00adh\u00e4n sii\u00adn\u00e4 k\u00e4y. Vie\u00adl\u00e4 vii\u00adme vii\u00adkol\u00adle asti n\u00e4in sen vain vaa\u2019as\u00adta, kun luke\u00admat tip\u00adpui\u00advat tip\u00adpu\u00admis\u00adtaan. Pei\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4 minus\u00adta n\u00e4yt\u00adti p\u00e4in\u00advas\u00adtai\u00adsel\u00adta, ihan kuin oli\u00adsin l\u00e4s\u00adkis\u00adty\u00adnyt. Mut\u00adta nyt huo\u00admaan jo pei\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4\u00adkin, ett\u00e4 nava\u00adnym\u00adp\u00e4\u00adrys\u00adl\u00e4s\u00adki, jota olen kuu\u00adril\u00adla jos toi\u00adsel\u00adla koet\u00adta\u00adnut (t\u00e4h\u00e4n men\u00adnes\u00ads\u00e4 aina tulok\u00adset\u00adta) sulat\u00adtaa, on alka\u00adnut huve\u00adta ihan vahin\u00adgos\u00adsa, ty\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adnin sivu\u00advai\u00adku\u00adtuk\u00adse\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mut\u00adta jos luu\u00adlet\u00adte, ett\u00e4 aion t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00adkin kes\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 vain t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 koneen \u00e4\u00e4res\u00ads\u00e4 hikoil\u00adla, ereh\u00addyt\u00adte pahas\u00adti! Kan\u00adnoin nimit\u00adt\u00e4in per\u00adjan\u00adtai\u00adna Clas Ohl\u00adso\u00adnil\u00adta kotiin tuom\u00admo\u00adsen saa\u00adta\u00adnan\u00admoi\u00adsen tuu\u00adlet\u00adti\u00admen! Tai \u201ctuu\u00adli\u00adko\u00adneen<\/a>\u201d niin kuin ne itse t\u00e4t\u00e4 hal\u00adkai\u00adsi\u00adjal\u00adtaan puo\u00adli\u00admet\u00adris\u00adt\u00e4, 90-wat\u00adtis\u00adta ilma\u00adm\u00f6rs\u00ads\u00e4\u00adri\u00e4 ei lain\u00adkaan osu\u00admat\u00adto\u00admas\u00adti nimit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Eligent-tuuletin<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N\u00e4in kupla\u00advolk\u00adka\u00adrin ja ajat\u00adte\u00adlin Ted Bun\u00addya. N\u00e4en unia jois\u00adsa olen psy\u00adko\u00adpaatti. Olen laih\u00adtu\u00adnut vitus\u00adti. Ostin Clas Ohl\u00adso\u00adnilta tuulettimen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[12285,12287,10266,12286,1475,10802,1989,3281,2699,12284],"class_list":{"0":"post-25900","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-merkinnat","7":"tag-chevrolet","9":"tag-clas-ohlson","10":"tag-dodge","11":"tag-markkinointi","12":"tag-patrick-bateman","13":"tag-psykopatia","14":"tag-ted-bundy","15":"tag-uni","16":"tag-volkswagen"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25900"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25920,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25900\/revisions\/25920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}