{"id":2676,"date":"2007-02-27T14:31:36","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T12:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/marginaali\/2007\/02\/27\/paikallisliikenteeseen-liittyvia-outoja-tapoja\/"},"modified":"2010-09-06T13:59:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T10:59:54","slug":"paikallisliikenteeseen-liittyvia-outoja-tapoja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2007\/02\/27\/paikallisliikenteeseen-liittyvia-outoja-tapoja\/","title":{"rendered":"Paikallisliikenteeseen liittyvi\u00e4 outoja tapoja"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Tapa l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00e4 pys\u00e4\u00adkil\u00adle vii\u00adme tin\u00adgas\u00adsa niin, ett\u00e4 pys\u00e4\u00adkil\u00adt\u00e4 jo l\u00e4h\u00add\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4 ole\u00advaan bus\u00adsiin pit\u00e4\u00e4 juos\u00adta k\u00e4sil\u00adl\u00e4 \u00e4\u00e4li\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adti viuh\u00adtoen. Joka&nbsp;kerta.<\/li>\n<li>Edel\u00adli\u00adseen liit\u00adtyen: tapa vaih\u00adtaa juok\u00adse\u00admi\u00adnen k\u00e4ve\u00adle\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi sii\u00adn\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa kun huo\u00admaa, ett\u00e4 bus\u00adsi odot\u00adtaa. Ja kus\u00adki odot\u00adtaa. Ja lin\u00adja-autol\u00adli\u00adnen mat\u00adkus\u00adta\u00adjia odottaa.<\/li>\n<li>Tapa kasa\u00adta kaup\u00adpa\u00adkas\u00adsit bus\u00adsi\u00adpy\u00ads\u00e4\u00adkin pen\u00adkil\u00adle tal\u00advel\u00adla ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin muo\u00advi\u00adpus\u00adsit eiv\u00e4t kes\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi maa\u00adhan\u00adlas\u00adke\u00admis\u00adta. <em>Mut\u00adta nii\u00adden poh\u00adjaan\u00adhan voi vaik\u00adka tart\u00adtua&nbsp;lunta!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Tapa nous\u00adta bus\u00adsiin ison jonon etim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4, ja ruve\u00adta heti sis\u00e4l\u00adle p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adty\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n kyse\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n kus\u00adkil\u00adta type\u00adri\u00e4 kuten \u201cmenee\u00adk\u00f6 t\u00e4m\u00e4 kes\u00adkus\u00adsai\u00adraa\u00adlan kaut\u00adta\u201d, \u201cmenee\u00adk\u00f6 tuo 18 iltai\u00adsin vie\u00adl\u00e4 yhdek\u00ads\u00e4n j\u00e4l\u00adkeen\u201d tai \u201conko t\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 Jyv\u00e4s\u00adky\u00adl\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 hyvi\u00e4 jazz-baareja\u201d?&nbsp;<\/li><li>Edel\u00adli\u00adseen liit\u00adtyen: tapa j\u00e4\u00e4\u00add\u00e4 istu\u00admaan kaik\u00adkein etum\u00admai\u00adsim\u00adpaan penk\u00adkiin, jot\u00adta voi\u00adsi jutel\u00adla kus\u00adkil\u00adle (ja nime\u00adno\u00admaan <em>kus\u00adkil\u00adle<\/em>, ei <em>kus\u00adkin kans\u00adsa<\/em>) koko mat\u00adkan sii\u00adt\u00e4 huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta, ett\u00e4 se on kyl\u00adteis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adkin kiel\u00adlet\u00adty eik\u00e4 meil\u00adl\u00e4 Suo\u00admes\u00adsa sit\u00e4\u00adpait\u00adsi jutel\u00adla ventovieraille.<\/li>\n<li>Tapa istua tyh\u00adj\u00e4n penk\u00adki\u00adpa\u00adrin k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n\u00adpuo\u00adlei\u00adsel\u00adle pen\u00adkil\u00adle kel\u00adlo nel\u00adj\u00e4n ruuh\u00adka-aika\u00adna\u00adkin, ja nos\u00adtaa vie\u00adl\u00e4 kaup\u00adpa\u00adkas\u00adsi mie\u00adle\u00adno\u00adsoi\u00adtuk\u00adsel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti vie\u00adrei\u00adsel\u00adle pen\u00adkil\u00adle. Sik\u00adsi\u00adk\u00f6 nii\u00adt\u00e4 kaup\u00adpa\u00adkas\u00adse\u00adja ei pas\u00adsaa\u00adkaan pys\u00e4\u00adkil\u00adl\u00e4 maa\u00adhan las\u00adkea, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t ne sit\u00adten bus\u00adsis\u00adsa kas\u00adte\u00adle sit\u00e4 ikku\u00adna\u00adpenk\u00adki\u00e4, ja se penk\u00adki my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin omaa per\u00adset\u00adt\u00e4, jos sii\u00adhen vie\u00adl\u00e4 pako\u00adte\u00adtaan siirtym\u00e4\u00e4n?<\/li>\n<li>Tapa pois\u00adtua etuo\u00adves\u00adta ilman sii\u00adhen oikeut\u00adta\u00advia <strong>vai\u00adkei\u00adta<\/strong> geriat\u00adri\u00adsia tai mui\u00adta ter\u00advey\u00addel\u00adli\u00adsi\u00e4&nbsp;syit\u00e4.<\/li>\n<li>Tapa mat\u00adkus\u00adtaa itse\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adti lin\u00adja-autol\u00adla <strong>vai\u00adkeis\u00adta<\/strong> geriat\u00adri\u00adsis\u00adta ja ter\u00advey\u00addel\u00adli\u00adsis\u00adt\u00e4 ongel\u00admis\u00adta huolimatta.<\/li>\n<li>Tapa pai\u00adnaa pys\u00e4y\u00adtys\u00adnap\u00adpia sii\u00adn\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa kun kus\u00adki pai\u00adnaa kaa\u00adsua l\u00e4h\u00adte\u00e4k\u00adseen edel\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adt\u00e4 pys\u00e4kilt\u00e4.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p id=\"post2676-rn2oej7eybjlln96xymvh8xok\">Osaan n\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 syyl\u00adlis\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4t van\u00adhuk\u00adset, osaan ulko\u00admaa\u00adlai\u00adset, osaan suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adset, osaan min\u00e4 itse. Arvat\u00adkaa mik\u00e4 mikin on, mik\u00e4 akun!&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2007\/02\/27\/paikallisliikenteeseen-liittyvia-outoja-tapoja\/#post2676-rn2oej7eybjlln96xymvh8xok\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"post2676-9e0jkw39ru5ulnqbkjexvkkln\">[muok\u00adkauk\u00adset]<br>\n[muokkaus][klo]15:41[\/klo] Vaih\u00addoin geron\u00adto\u00adlo\u00adgian geriatriaan.[\/muokkaus]<br>\n[\/muokkaukset]&nbsp;<a rel=\"bookmark\" class=\"paragraph-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2007\/02\/27\/paikallisliikenteeseen-liittyvia-outoja-tapoja\/#post2676-9e0jkw39ru5ulnqbkjexvkkln\">#<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Osaan n\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 syyl\u00adlis\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4t van\u00adhuk\u00adset, osaan ulko\u00admaa\u00adlai\u00adset, osaan suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adset, osaan min\u00e4&nbsp;itse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[1382,2385],"class_list":["post-2676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat","tag-liikenne","tag-suomi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2676"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14601,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions\/14601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}