{"id":2998,"date":"2008-08-17T10:30:26","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T07:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=2998"},"modified":"2011-07-22T14:50:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T11:50:37","slug":"ei-mainos-my-anus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2008\/08\/17\/ei-mainos-my-anus\/","title":{"rendered":"Ei mainos, my anus"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Suu<\/a> Sun \u00e4itis<\/strong><\/a> on aloit\u00adta\u00adnut video\u00adblo\u00adgauk\u00adsen, tie\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4k\u00adse\u00adni ensim\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adse\u00adn\u00e4 Suo\u00admes\u00adsa. Jos olen t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 suh\u00adtees\u00adsa v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4, haluan, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4 ker\u00adro\u00adtaan heti, sil\u00adl\u00e4 olen kovas\u00adti innois\u00adsa\u00adni video\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsen ran\u00adtau\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta t\u00e4n\u00adne, ja lupaan tila\u00adta kaik\u00adki koti\u00admai\u00adset video\u00adblo\u00adgit jois\u00adta minul\u00adle ker\u00adro\u00adtaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Tosin supis\u00adtan kyl\u00adl\u00e4 t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 video\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsen k\u00e4sit\u00adteen vas\u00adtaa\u00admaan sit\u00e4, min\u00adk\u00e4 monet miel\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t sik\u00adsi oikeak\u00adsi<\/em> blo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi kai\u00adken blo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsen jou\u00adkos\u00adsa: p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adkir\u00adjai\u00adlua. Aidon video\u00adblo\u00adgauk\u00adsen nimit\u00adt\u00e4in aina\u00adkin min\u00e4 miel\u00adl\u00e4n siten, ett\u00e4 sii\u00adn\u00e4 ihmi\u00adnen puhuu omal\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4nel\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n ja esiin\u00adtyy p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adasias\u00adsa yksi\u00adn\u00e4\u00e4n, ker\u00adtoen asiois\u00adta jois\u00adta nyt sil\u00adl\u00e4 het\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4 sat\u00adtuu teke\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n mie\u00adli puhua.Muuta sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4 tar\u00adjoa\u00advia koti\u00admai\u00adsia video\u00adsy\u00f6t\u00adtei\u00adt\u00e4 kyl\u00adl\u00e4 niin\u00adkin jo l\u00f6y\u00adtyy \u2014 esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi jokai\u00adsen suo\u00adma\u00adlai\u00adsen You\u00adTu\u00adbe-k\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adj\u00e4n sy\u00f6\u00adte\u00adh\u00e4n on nimel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti koti\u00admai\u00adnen video\u00adsy\u00f6\u00adte. Lis\u00e4k\u00adsi tar\u00advi\u00adtaan ehdot\u00adto\u00admas\u00adti rosoi\u00adsuut\u00adta<\/a>. Jotain sel\u00adlais\u00adta joko sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4, sen esi\u00adtys\u00adta\u00advas\u00adsa tai sit\u00adten tek\u00adnii\u00adkas\u00adsa, joka pal\u00adjas\u00adtaa kat\u00adso\u00adjan sil\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adle heti, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 on yksi\u00adtyi\u00adsen ihmi\u00adsen omaeh\u00adtoi\u00adses\u00adti tuot\u00adta\u00adma jul\u00adkai\u00adsu eik\u00e4 min\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n\u2026 tahon.T\u00e4ss\u00e4 n\u00e4kyy se, ett\u00e4 rajauk\u00adse\u00adni video\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsen m\u00e4\u00e4\u00adri\u00adtel\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adle on kei\u00adno\u00adte\u00adkoi\u00adnen. Jos haluai\u00adsin t\u00e4s\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adsyyt\u00adt\u00e4, ottai\u00adsin luul\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti rajauk\u00adsen sis\u00e4\u00e4n ihan kaik\u00adki p\u00e4i\u00advit\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4t video\u00adjul\u00adkai\u00adsut ja nime\u00e4i\u00adsin yll\u00e4 rajaa\u00adma\u00adni eri\u00adtyi\u00adsa\u00adlu\u00adeen tar\u00adpeen vaa\u00adties\u00adsa toi\u00adsin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Video\u00adk\u00e4r\u00adp\u00e4\u00adnen puri Mau\u00adre\u00adli\u00adtaa\u00adkin<\/strong><\/a>, ja voi ett\u00e4 minua\u00adkin hou\u00adkut\u00adte\u00adli\u00adsi niin kovas\u00adti, mut\u00adta kun en mil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse yli sii\u00adt\u00e4 mil\u00adt\u00e4 kuu\u00adlos\u00adtan omis\u00adsa kor\u00advis\u00adsa\u00adni. Ulko\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6\u00adasiat minua eiv\u00e4t voi\u00adsi v\u00e4hem\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4 huo\u00adlet\u00adtaa; jos osai\u00adsin viit\u00adto\u00adma\u00adkiel\u00adt\u00e4, niin video\u00adblo\u00adgai\u00adsin jo luul\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti t\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4. Viit\u00adto\u00adma\u00adkie\u00adli\u00adnen video\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adnen oli\u00adsi sit\u00e4 pait\u00adsi mar\u00adgi\u00adnaa\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsaan ihan hiton siis\u00adti\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mut\u00adta kun avaan suu\u00adni, tun\u00adnen ensin\u00adn\u00e4\u00adkin itse\u00adni t\u00e4y\u00addel\u00adli\u00adsek\u00adsi \u00e4\u00e4li\u00f6k\u00adsi jo sii\u00adn\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa, kos\u00adka kukaan ei ole kuulemassa.Pelk\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4n itsel\u00adle\u00adni kir\u00adjoit\u00adta\u00admi\u00adnen tun\u00adtuu minus\u00adta samal\u00adla taval\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4li\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4i\u00adsel\u00adt\u00e4. Mui\u00adden teke\u00adm\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 se on vain siis\u00adti\u00e4, mut\u00adta min\u00e4 itse en sii\u00adhen pys\u00adty. Ja sit\u00adten kun yri\u00adt\u00e4n kuun\u00adnel\u00adla mit\u00e4 olen sano\u00adnut\u2026 voi hyv\u00e4 Jee\u00adsus<\/strong>. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Olen nyt jo muu\u00adta\u00adman p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n ajan poh\u00adti\u00adnut t\u00e4t\u00e4 \u00e4\u00e4nia\u00adsi\u00adaa juu\u00adri t\u00e4m\u00e4n video\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adsin\u00adto\u00adhi\u00admon takia, ja olen tul\u00adlut sii\u00adhen tulok\u00adseen, ett\u00e4 en min\u00e4 suo\u00adra\u00adnai\u00adses\u00adti vihaa<\/em> omaa \u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni, niin pal\u00adjon kuin mie\u00adle\u00adni teki\u00adsi sanoa\u00adkin niin (kos\u00adka se v\u00e4lit\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi kaik\u00adkein vah\u00advim\u00admin sen, mit\u00e4 tun\u00adnen sit\u00e4 kuun\u00adnel\u00adles\u00adsa\u00adni). \u00c4\u00e4nes\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni ei sin\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4 ole mit\u00e4\u00e4n hir\u00adve\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4 vikaa, aina\u00adkaan omas\u00adta mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni. Ei se todel\u00adla\u00adkaan mik\u00e4\u00e4n ammat\u00adti\u00adpu\u00adhu\u00adjan \u00e4\u00e4ni ole, mut\u00adta ei esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi ihan kam\u00admot\u00adta\u00advan nari\u00adse\u00adva\u00adkaan, tai v\u00e4ri\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4, tai mit\u00e4\u00e4n sel\u00adlais\u00adta. L\u00e4hin\u00adn\u00e4 ehk\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n nen\u00e4\u00e4n vet\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 (kal\u00adlon\u00admuo\u00addos\u00adta joh\u00adtuen) ja tie\u00adtys\u00adti kovin hil\u00adjai\u00adnen (mis\u00adt\u00e4 voi\u00adsi ehk\u00e4 oppia eroon). Puhun ep\u00e4\u00adsel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti, mut\u00adta en min\u00e4 t\u00e4y\u00addel\u00adli\u00adsyyt\u00adt\u00e4 edel\u00adlyt\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n; juu\u00adri\u00adhan min\u00e4 per\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkuu\u00adlu\u00adtin sit\u00e4 rosoi\u00adsuut\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ongel\u00adma on sii\u00adn\u00e4, ett\u00e4 en ollen\u00adkaan pys\u00adty miel\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n \u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni omak\u00adse\u00adni. Kun kat\u00adson video\u00adta, jos\u00adsa \u00e4\u00e4ni n\u00e4en\u00adn\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adti tulee minun p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4, se tun\u00adtuu samal\u00adta kuin sil\u00adloin, kun n\u00e4kee Simp\u00adso\u00adnei\u00adden<\/em> \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00adn\u00e4yt\u00adte\u00adli\u00adj\u00f6i\u00adden<\/a> puhu\u00advan roo\u00adli\u00adhah\u00admo\u00adjen\u00adsa \u00e4\u00e4nil\u00adl\u00e4. \u00c4\u00e4ni ei vain ker\u00adta kaik\u00adki\u00adaan sovi sii\u00adhen p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n, jos\u00adta se tulee ulos, kun on tot\u00adtu\u00adnut sii\u00adhen, ett\u00e4 se tulee ulos kel\u00adta\u00adnah\u00adkai\u00adsen, piir\u00adre\u00adtyn hah\u00admon p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Voi tie\u00adtys\u00adti olla, ett\u00e4 minut tun\u00adte\u00advien mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 ei pid\u00e4 ollen\u00adkaan paik\u00adkaan\u00adsa, kos\u00adka he ovat nime\u00adno\u00admaan tot\u00adtu\u00adneet sii\u00adhen, ett\u00e4 minun \u00e4\u00e4ne\u00adni tulee minun naa\u00admas\u00adta\u00adni. Ja on v\u00e4h\u00e4n vai\u00adkea kek\u00adsi\u00e4 syy\u00adt\u00e4 sil\u00adle, mik\u00adsi se ei omas\u00adta mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni tun\u00adnu luon\u00adnol\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adta. Toi\u00adsin kuin noi\u00adden Simp\u00adsons<\/em>-n\u00e4yt\u00adte\u00adli\u00adj\u00f6i\u00adden tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa, min\u00e4 en ole tot\u00adtu\u00adnut sii\u00adhen, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 \u00e4\u00e4ni tulee ulos jos\u00adtain muu\u00adal\u00adta kuin t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4. Puhues\u00adsa\u00adni se kuu\u00adlos\u00adtaa oman p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni sis\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ihan eri\u00adlai\u00adsel\u00adta kuin tal\u00adlen\u00adteil\u00adla (niin kuin se kai useim\u00admil\u00adla tekee, joh\u00adtuen sen eri\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adta kul\u00adku\u00adrei\u00adtis\u00adt\u00e4). N\u00e4in ollen en ole voi\u00adnut kuul\u00adla t\u00e4t\u00e4 ulos\u00adp\u00e4in kuu\u00adlu\u00advaa \u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4\u00adni muu\u00adtoin kuin niil\u00adt\u00e4 tal\u00adlen\u00adteil\u00adta, ja niis\u00ads\u00e4 se on poik\u00adkeuk\u00adset\u00adta liit\u00adty\u00adnyt minun naa\u00admaa\u00adni sil\u00adloin, kun kyse on ollut videos\u00adta. Mut\u00adta sil\u00adti\u00adkin se tun\u00adtuu sil\u00adt\u00e4, ettei sen kuu\u00adlu<\/em> tul\u00adla ulos tuos\u00adta naa\u00admas\u00adta, joka kuvas\u00adsa n\u00e4kyy. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Oudon<\/a> Tai ehk\u00e4 kyse on sit\u00adten\u00adkin er\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adta oudos\u00adta laak\u00adsos\u00adta<\/a>. Tal\u00adlen\u00adteel\u00adta tois\u00adtues\u00adsaan \u00e4\u00e4ni muis\u00adtut\u00adtaa niin mer\u00adkit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti sit\u00e4, mil\u00adt\u00e4 se kuu\u00adlos\u00adtaa p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adni sis\u00e4\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adla puhues\u00adsa\u00adni, ett\u00e4 huo\u00admio\u00adni koh\u00addis\u00adtuu sen nii\u00adhin piir\u00adtei\u00adsiin, jot\u00adka ovat sii\u00adt\u00e4 poik\u00adkea\u00advia, ja seu\u00adrauk\u00adse\u00adna on juma\u00adla\u00adton vas\u00adten\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adden\u00adtun\u00adne. Vas\u00adten\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsyys tun\u00adtuu\u00adkin osu\u00advan pal\u00adjon l\u00e4hem\u00adm\u00e4k\u00adsi totuut\u00adta kuin tuo aiem\u00admin ep\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4s\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adsek\u00adsi mai\u00adnit\u00adse\u00adma\u00adni viha. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Se, miten muut minus\u00adta ote\u00adtut videot n\u00e4ke\u00adv\u00e4t, ei huo\u00adle\u00adta minua ensi\u00adsi\u00adjai\u00adses\u00adti, vaan vas\u00adta tois-. Jos nimit\u00adt\u00e4in pys\u00adtyi\u00adsin p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n yli t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 itse koen ne ihan omi\u00adtui\u00adsi\u00adna, uskoi\u00adsin pys\u00adty\u00adv\u00e4\u00adni p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n suh\u00adteel\u00adli\u00adsen hel\u00adpos\u00adti yli sii\u00adt\u00e4 j\u00e4n\u00adni\u00adtyk\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4, min\u00adk\u00e4 nii\u00adden videoi\u00adden n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adnen muil\u00adle mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti aiheut\u00adtai\u00adsi. Ei minul\u00adle teks\u00adti\u00adblo\u00adgaa\u00admi\u00adnen\u00adkaan ole ylit\u00adse\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4n vai\u00adke\u00adaa, vaik\u00adka sil\u00adloin t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00f6in tie\u00adtys\u00adti saat\u00adtaa\u00adkin k\u00e4y\u00add\u00e4 mie\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4, ett\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n nyt se-ja-sekin ajat\u00adte\u00adlee t\u00e4t\u00e4 lukies\u00adsaan. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ehk\u00e4 minun pit\u00e4i\u00adsi teh\u00add\u00e4 kokei\u00adlu\u00adja huu\u00adli\u00adsyn\u00adkan kans\u00adsa, niin n\u00e4ki\u00adsin, ett\u00e4 sopii\u00adko mik\u00e4\u00e4n muu\u00adkaan \u00e4\u00e4ni t\u00e4h\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n sen omaa parem\u00admin. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sun \u00e4itis on aloit\u00adta\u00adnut video\u00adblo\u00adgauk\u00adsen. Minua\u00adkin se hou\u00adkut\u00adte\u00adli\u00adsi niin kovas\u00adti, mut\u00adta kun en mil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adse yli sii\u00adt\u00e4 mil\u00adt\u00e4 kuu\u00adlos\u00adtan omis\u00adsa kor\u00advis\u00adsa\u00adni. Ehk\u00e4 kyse on er\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adlai\u00adses\u00adta oudos\u00adta laaksosta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20069,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions\/20069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}