{"id":306,"date":"2004-08-18T12:50:30","date_gmt":"2004-08-18T10:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/skm\/?p=306"},"modified":"2011-10-07T20:35:08","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T17:35:08","slug":"darwin-awards-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2004\/08\/18\/darwin-awards-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Awards 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cKyl\u00adl\u00e4, n\u00e4m\u00e4 ovat kaik\u00adki tosia jut\u00adtu\u00adja. Ne on taas lopul\u00adta\u00adkin jul\u00adkis\u00adtet\u00adtu. Kysees\u00ads\u00e4 on vuo\u00adsit\u00adtai\u00adnen kun\u00adnia\u00adno\u00adsoi\u00adtus hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6l\u00adle joka teki gee\u00adni\u00adpoo\u00adlil\u00adlem\u00adme isoim\u00adman pal\u00adve\u00adluk\u00adsen tap\u00adpa\u00admal\u00adla itsen\u00ads\u00e4 poik\u00adkeuk\u00adsel\u00adli\u00adsen type\u00adr\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 taval\u00adla. Vii\u00adme vuo\u00adden voit\u00adta\u00adja oli kave\u00adri joka kuo\u00adli kun Coke-juo\u00adma-auto\u00admaat\u00adti kaa\u00adtui h\u00e4nen p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adleen kun h\u00e4n yrit\u00adti onkia sii\u00adt\u00e4 ilmais\u00adta juo\u00admaa.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ja pan\u00adnaan\u00adpa vie\u00adl\u00e4 lis\u00e4\u00adhou\u00adkut\u00adti\u00admek\u00adsi ehdok\u00adkai\u00adsiin tutus\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi lis\u00adtan aloit\u00adta\u00adva ehdo\u00adkas\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cNuo\u00adri kana\u00adda\u00adlais\u00admies, joka vii\u00adna\u00adra\u00adho\u00adjen puut\u00adtees\u00adsa etsis\u00adkel\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n kons\u00adtia saa\u00adda hal\u00advat k\u00e4n\u00adnit, sekoit\u00adti ben\u00adsii\u00adni\u00e4 mai\u00adtoon. Eip\u00e4 ihme\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 sekoi\u00adtus sai h\u00e4net voi\u00admaan pahoin ja h\u00e4n oksen\u00adsi talon\u00adsa tak\u00adkaan. T\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 seu\u00adra\u00adsi r\u00e4j\u00e4h\u00addys ja tuli\u00adpa\u00adlo jos\u00adsa koko talo paloi, ja san\u00adka\u00adrim\u00adme meneh\u00adtyi yhdes\u00ads\u00e4 sisa\u00adren\u00adsa kans\u00adsa.\u201d #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kontraband.com<\/a> (via Attu<\/strong><\/a>) #<\/a><\/p>\n

J\u00e4l\u00adleen ker\u00adran lie\u00adnee syy\u00adt\u00e4 muis\u00adtut\u00adtaa, ett\u00e4 kysees\u00ads\u00e4 on Inter\u00adnet, eli alus\u00adsa ole\u00advas\u00adta vakuut\u00adte\u00adlus\u00adta huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta on syy\u00adt\u00e4 suh\u00adtau\u00adtua varauk\u00adsel\u00adla tapaus\u00adten luo\u00adtet\u00adta\u00advuu\u00adteen. En ole vie\u00adl\u00e4 ehti\u00adnyt var\u00admis\u00adtaa n\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 enk\u00e4 v\u00e4lt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4 niin tee\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n kos\u00adka luen ja mer\u00adkit\u00adsen n\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 muis\u00adtiin pel\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n omak\u00adsi huvik\u00adse\u00adni, en tie\u00addon\u00adsaa\u00admis- tai -v\u00e4li\u00adtys\u00admie\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4. Se puo\u00adles\u00adtaan taas ei kui\u00adten\u00adkaan tar\u00adkoi\u00adta, ettei\u00adv\u00e4t\u00adk\u00f6 n\u00e4m\u00e4 voi\u00adsi olla\u00adkin tosi\u00adta\u00adpauk\u00adsia. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Lis\u00e4ys: Niin, ne oikeat<\/em> Darwin Awards -sivut\u00adhan<\/a> ovat tie\u00adtys\u00adti my\u00f6s ole\u00admas\u00adsa ja kuu\u00adluu mai\u00adni\u00adta t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 yhtey\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

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\n[muokkaus][klo]13:08[\/klo] Niin, ne oikeat<\/em> Darwin Awards -sivut\u00adhan<\/a> ovat tie\u00adtys\u00adti my\u00f6s ole\u00admas\u00adsa ja kuu\u00adluu mai\u00adni\u00adta t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 yhteydess\u00e4.
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\n[\/muokkaukset] #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cKyl\u00adl\u00e4, n\u00e4m\u00e4 ovat kaik\u00adki tosia jut\u00adtu\u00adja. Ne on taas lopul\u00adta\u00adkin jul\u00adkis\u00adtet\u00adtu. Kysees\u00ads\u00e4 on vuo\u00adsit\u00adtai\u00adnen kun\u00adnia\u00adno\u00adsoi\u00adtus hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6l\u00adle joka teki gee\u00adni\u00adpoo\u00adlil\u00adlem\u00adme isoim\u00adman pal\u00adve\u00adluk\u00adsen tap\u00adpa\u00admal\u00adla itsen\u00ads\u00e4 poik\u00adkeuk\u00adsel\u00adli\u00adsen type\u00adr\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 taval\u00adla. Vii\u00adme vuo\u00adden voit\u00adta\u00adja oli kave\u00adri joka kuo\u00adli kun Coke-juo\u00ad\u00adma-auto\u00ad\u00admaat\u00ad\u00adti kaa\u00adtui h\u00e4nen p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adleen kun h\u00e4n yrit\u00adti onkia sii\u00adt\u00e4 ilmais\u00adta juo\u00admaa.\u201d # Ja pan\u00adnaan\u00adpa vie\u00adl\u00e4 lis\u00e4\u00adhou\u00adkut\u00adti\u00admek\u00adsi ehdok\u00adkai\u00adsiin tutus\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsek\u00adsi lis\u00adtan aloit\u00adta\u00adva ehdo\u00adkas\u2026 # \u201cNuo\u00adri [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24113,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/24113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}