{"id":388,"date":"2004-09-27T13:17:46","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T11:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/skm\/?p=388"},"modified":"2004-09-27T13:17:46","modified_gmt":"2004-09-27T11:17:46","slug":"kolmeviljan-makaroni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2004\/09\/27\/kolmeviljan-makaroni\/","title":{"rendered":"Kolmeviljan makaroni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jos sy\u00f6n\u00adkin ylen ja lihon, niin vas\u00adta min\u00e4 l\u00e4s\u00adki\u00adpal\u00adlo oli\u00adsin, jos ei l\u00e4\u00e4k\u00adkeen sivu\u00advai\u00adku\u00adtuk\u00adsiin<\/a> kuu\u00adlui\u00adsi ruo\u00adka\u00adha\u00adlut\u00adto\u00admuus. Sii\u00adt\u00e4 vain ruo\u00adal\u00adla itse\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adloh\u00addut\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adle seu\u00adraa has\u00adsu pomp\u00adpue\u00adfek\u00adti, kun vaik\u00adka ei ole n\u00e4l\u00adk\u00e4, sit\u00e4 haluai\u00adsi sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4, mut\u00adta vaik\u00adka halu\u00adaa sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4, ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n ruo\u00adkaa tee mie\u00adli (so. kuin kaik\u00adki ruo\u00adka oli\u00adsi pahaa, kun nii\u00adt\u00e4 etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen har\u00adkit\u00adsee sy\u00f6\u00adv\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4). Niin\u00adp\u00e4 kau\u00adpas\u00adsa\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adnis\u00adt\u00e4, tuos\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adasial\u00adli\u00adses\u00adta urhei\u00adlu\u00admuo\u00addos\u00adta\u00adni, kehi\u00adt\u00e4n aina itsel\u00adle\u00adni mojo\u00advan ahdis\u00adtuk\u00adsen, kun tie\u00add\u00e4n jo etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen not\u00adku\u00adva\u00adni val\u00admis\u00adruo\u00adka\u00adhyl\u00adlyn edes\u00ads\u00e4 tyh\u00adj\u00e4 kat\u00adse sil\u00admis\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni, yrit\u00adt\u00e4en ep\u00e4\u00adtoi\u00advoi\u00adses\u00adti hou\u00adku\u00adtel\u00adla ruo\u00adka\u00adha\u00adlua\u00adni her\u00e4\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n niin, ett\u00e4 tie\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsin, min\u00adk\u00e4 ruo\u00adan tun\u00adke\u00admi\u00adnen kur\u00adkus\u00adta alas koto\u00adna ei tun\u00adnu vas\u00adten\u00admie\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adt\u00e4. Niin lep\u00adpoi\u00adsa pik\u00adku l\u00e4hi\u00adkaup\u00adpa kuin tuo Spar onkin, en kui\u00adten\u00adkaan haluai\u00adsi sei\u00adsoa siel\u00adl\u00e4\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4l\u00adlis\u00adte\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 viit\u00adt\u00e4 tun\u00adtia. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Niin\u00adp\u00e4 taas t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkin py\u00f6\u00adrin pit\u00adkin sei\u00adni\u00e4 koto\u00adna kun koe\u00adtin etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen miet\u00adti\u00e4, mit\u00e4 siel\u00adt\u00e4 kau\u00adpas\u00adta nyt t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ker\u00adtaa ostai\u00adsi, mut\u00adta rat\u00adkai\u00adsin t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 ker\u00adtaa ongel\u00adman poik\u00adkeuk\u00adsel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti, ja p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtin val\u00admis\u00adtaa itsel\u00adle\u00adni tuo\u00adta ikiai\u00adkais\u00adta opis\u00adke\u00adli\u00adja\u00adruo\u00adkaa, kei\u00adtet\u00adty\u00e4 maka\u00adro\u00adnia. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Torinon<\/a> #<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201c3-vil\u00adjan\u201d? \u201c3-vil\u00adjan\u201d?! Mit\u00e4 rii\u00adva\u00adtun \u201ckol\u00adme\u00advil\u00adjan\u201d?! Se on kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan<\/strong> eli jos nyt ei mil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n jak\u00adsa sit\u00e4 yht\u00e4 nume\u00adroa kir\u00adjoit\u00adtaa, niin 3:n vil\u00adjan, tai nykyi\u00adsem\u00adm\u00e4n tavan mukaan 3 vil\u00adjan (mik\u00e4 sekin vie\u00adl\u00e4 minun sil\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni v\u00e4h\u00e4n s\u00e4r\u00e4h\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4), mut\u00adta ei mis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa \u201c3-vil\u00adjan\u201d! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Tori\u00adnon eti\u00adket\u00adtio\u00adsas\u00adton joh\u00adta\u00adja, tek\u00f6 olet\u00adte t\u00e4m\u00e4n neron\u00adlei\u00admauk\u00adsen takana?
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-Kyl\u00adl\u00e4. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Nelj\u00e4n<\/a> Hyv\u00e4, nyt on siis aika hie\u00adman har\u00adjoi\u00adtel\u00adla oikein\u00adkir\u00adjoi\u00adtus\u00adta! Kat\u00adso\u00adkaa\u00adpa seu\u00adraa\u00advaa kuvaa, ja ker\u00adto\u00adkaa, mit\u00e4 vikaa havait\u00adset\u00adte tei\u00add\u00e4n tuot\u00adteen\u00adne (kuvas\u00adsa etuoi\u00adkeal\u00adla) nimes\u00ads\u00e4, kun ver\u00adtaat\u00adte sit\u00e4 taus\u00adtal\u00adla n\u00e4ky\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n, kir\u00adjoi\u00adtusa\u00adsus\u00adsaan samal\u00adta osin vir\u00adheet\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n Nalle-hiutalepakettiin!
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-En mit\u00e4\u00e4nBZZZZZZZZaa\u00adiihh!!! #<\/a><\/p>\n

V\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4 vas\u00adtaus! Kat\u00adso\u00adkaa\u00adpas tarkemmin!
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-Ynh\u2026 noh\u2026 min\u00e4, tuo\u00adta\u2026 #<\/a><\/p>\n

No luke\u00adkaa mit\u00e4 lukee sii\u00adn\u00e4 Nalle-hiutalepaketissa!
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-Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan t\u00e4ys\u00adjy\u00adv\u00e4\u00adhiu\u00adta\u00adlei\u00adta. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Oikein! Luke\u00adkaa\u00adpa nyt tei\u00add\u00e4n etikettinne.
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-Kol\u00admenBZZZZZZZZAa\u00adija\u00adja\u00adjaiii!!! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ei, ei t\u00e4m\u00e4 nyt oikein tun\u00adnu teil\u00adt\u00e4 onnis\u00adtu\u00advan. Kat\u00adso\u00adkaas, mis\u00ads\u00e4 tei\u00add\u00e4n mie\u00adles\u00adt\u00e4n\u00adne Nal\u00adle-pake\u00adtis\u00adsa on tuo v\u00e4li\u00advii\u00adva, jon\u00adka te olet\u00adte mie\u00adli\u00adval\u00adtai\u00adses\u00adti lait\u00adta\u00adneet tuo\u00adhon oman paket\u00adtin\u00adne nume\u00adro kol\u00admen ja vil\u00adja-sanan per\u00e4\u00e4n?
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-No tuo\u00adtaBZZZZZZAaaaa\u00adiiii!!! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ei mis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n! Tie\u00add\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adk\u00f6 mit\u00e4 se tar\u00adkoit\u00adtaa? Ette te tie\u00add\u00e4 kui\u00adten\u00adkaan. Se tar\u00adkoit\u00adtaa sit\u00e4, ett\u00e4 tei\u00add\u00e4n eti\u00adket\u00adtin\u00adne kir\u00adjoi\u00adtusa\u00adsu on aivan p\u00e4in per\u00adset\u00adt\u00e4! Kuul\u00adkaa\u00adhan, sovi\u00adtaan\u00adpa niin, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00e4h\u00adtien tekin kir\u00adjoi\u00adtat\u00adte eti\u00adket\u00adtiin\u00adne ihan suo\u00adsiol\u00adla kir\u00adjai\u00admin, kuten Nal\u00adle, ett\u00e4 \u201ckol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pas\u00adtaa\u201d. Tois\u00adta\u00adkaa nyt per\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4\u00adni: nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pas\u00adtaa. Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pastaa.
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-Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, 3-BZZZZZZZZZZZZAIAIJAIJAJAII!!! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Ei se men\u00adnyt oikein. Ote\u00adtaan\u00adpa uudes\u00adtaan, t\u00e4m\u00e4 on ihan help\u00adpoa! Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pas\u00adtaa. Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pastaa.
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-Nel\u00adj\u00e4n vil\u00adjan hiu\u00adta\u00adleet, kol\u00admen vil\u00adjan pas\u00adtaa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hie\u00adnoa! Sil\u00adl\u00e4 taval\u00adla, nyt\u00adh\u00e4n se jo sujuu. #<\/a><\/p>\n

-BZZZZZAi\u00adai\u00adja\u00adjaj! #<\/a><\/p>\n

Hup\u00adsis\u00adta, sor\u00admi lip\u00adsah\u00adti. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jos sy\u00f6n\u00adkin ylen ja lihon, niin vas\u00adta min\u00e4 l\u00e4s\u00adki\u00adpal\u00adlo oli\u00adsin, jos ei l\u00e4\u00e4k\u00adkeen sivu\u00advai\u00adku\u00adtuk\u00adsiin kuu\u00adlui\u00adsi ruo\u00adka\u00adha\u00adlut\u00adto\u00admuus. Sii\u00adt\u00e4 vain ruo\u00adal\u00adla itse\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adloh\u00addut\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adle seu\u00adraa has\u00adsu pomp\u00adpue\u00adfek\u00adti, kun vaik\u00adka ei ole n\u00e4l\u00adk\u00e4, sit\u00e4 haluai\u00adsi sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4, mut\u00adta vaik\u00adka halu\u00adaa sy\u00f6\u00add\u00e4, ei mit\u00e4\u00e4n ruo\u00adkaa tee mie\u00adli (so. kuin kaik\u00adki ruo\u00adka oli\u00adsi pahaa, kun nii\u00adt\u00e4 etu\u00adk\u00e4\u00adteen har\u00adkit\u00adsee sy\u00f6\u00adv\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4). Niin\u00adp\u00e4 kau\u00adpas\u00adsa\u00adk\u00e4yn\u00adnis\u00adt\u00e4, tuos\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4asiallisesta [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}