{"id":4740,"date":"2009-01-24T21:22:09","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T19:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=4740"},"modified":"2011-07-21T14:23:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T11:23:35","slug":"in-memoriam-canis-lupus-consilium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2009\/01\/24\/in-memoriam-canis-lupus-consilium\/","title":{"rendered":"In memoriam: Canis lupus consilium"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lol\u00adkat\u00adti<\/strong> on taval\u00adli\u00adsim\u00admin kis\u00adsaa esit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 kuva, johon on lii\u00adtet\u00adty tun\u00adnuso\u00admai\u00adnen kuva\u00adteks\u00adti. Teks\u00adti sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 yleen\u00ads\u00e4 vir\u00adheel\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4 englan\u00adtia, mik\u00e4 paro\u00addioi Inter\u00adne\u00adtis\u00ads\u00e4 tyy\u00adpil\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4, kie\u00adlio\u00adpil\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti keh\u00adnoa kie\u00adlen\u00adk\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4. Lol\u00adkat\u00adte\u00adja kut\u00adsu\u00adtaan my\u00f6s kis\u00adsa\u00admak\u00adroik\u00adsi, sil\u00adl\u00e4 ne ovat er\u00e4s kuva\u00admak\u00adro\u00adjen \u2014 juu\u00adri t\u00e4m\u00e4n tyyp\u00adpis\u00adten kuvan ja teks\u00adtin yhdis\u00adtel\u00admien \u2014 ala\u00adla\u00adji. Lol\u00adkat\u00adte\u00adja tuo\u00adte\u00adtaan var\u00adsin\u00adkin kuval\u00adli\u00adseen vies\u00adtin\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n perus\u00adtu\u00advil\u00adle kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adlua\u00adlueil\u00adle. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Wiki\u00adpe\u00addia: Lolcat<\/a> (englan\u00adnik\u00adsi; oma suo\u00admen\u00adnok\u00adse\u00adni ja vapaa mukael\u00adma\u00adni) #<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lol\u00adka\u00adtit oli\u00advat aikoi\u00adnaan ihan haus\u00adko\u00adja, mut\u00adta niis\u00ads\u00e4 on minun kan\u00adnal\u00adta\u00adni yksi heik\u00adkous. Min\u00e4 olen nimit\u00adt\u00e4in enem\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkin koi\u00adra- kuin kis\u00adsaih\u00admi\u00adsi\u00e4. Sik\u00adsi olen\u00adkin ilol\u00adla pan\u00adnut mer\u00adkil\u00adle, ett\u00e4 ihan vas\u00adti\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n Inter\u00adne\u00adtin sy\u00f6\u00adve\u00adreis\u00ads\u00e4 on syn\u00adty\u00adnyt koi\u00adrae\u00adl\u00e4in\u00adten hei\u00admoa<\/a> edus\u00adta\u00adva mee\u00admi<\/a> kuva\u00admak\u00adron muo\u00addos\u00adsa. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Kaik\u00adki alkoi vii\u00adme kes\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 Advice Dog<\/span>ista<\/strong><\/a>. Lyhyes\u00adti kuvail\u00adtu\u00adna Advice Dog<\/span>, suo\u00admek\u00adsi vaik\u00adka\u00adpa Neu\u00advo\u00adja\u00adkoi\u00adra<\/strong> on kuva koi\u00adran p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 hiu\u00adkan tele\u00advi\u00adsion onnen\u00adpy\u00f6\u00adr\u00e4\u00e4<\/a> muis\u00adtut\u00adta\u00adval\u00adla, sateen\u00adkaa\u00adren v\u00e4ri\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 taus\u00adtal\u00adla. Kuvaan lii\u00adte\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n teks\u00adti\u00adn\u00e4 kak\u00adsi eril\u00adlis\u00adt\u00e4 neu\u00advoa: toi\u00adnen koi\u00adran yl\u00e4\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adle, toi\u00adnen sen ala\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adle. Alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adsen Neu\u00advo\u00adja\u00adkoi\u00adran tapauk\u00adses\u00adsa neu\u00advot ovat yleen\u00ads\u00e4 luon\u00adteel\u00adtaan joko absur\u00adde\u00adja (jol\u00adloin niil\u00adl\u00e4 ei yhteen\u00adlii\u00adtet\u00adtyi\u00adn\u00e4 vai\u00adkut\u00adtai\u00adsi ole\u00advan mit\u00e4\u00e4n yhteyt\u00adt\u00e4 toi\u00adsiin\u00adsa) tai sit\u00adten vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin absur\u00addim\u00adpia (v\u00e4hin\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n toi\u00adnen neu\u00advois\u00adta on j\u00e4r\u00adje\u00adt\u00f6n jo sin\u00e4n\u00ads\u00e4). Toi\u00adsin kuin mak\u00adro\u00adkis\u00adsat, mak\u00adro\u00adkoi\u00adrat ovat kui\u00adten\u00adkin oikein\u00adkir\u00adjoi\u00adtuk\u00adses\u00adsaan yleen\u00ads\u00e4 huo\u00adli\u00adtel\u00adtu\u00adja. Seu\u00adraa\u00advas\u00adsa klas\u00adsi\u00adnen esi\u00admerk\u00adki: #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Advice
\u201cOsta pizzaa \u2014 mak\u00adsa k\u00e4\u00e4r\u00admeil\u00adl\u00e4\u201d<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Aina\u00adkin minuun ilmi\u00f6 veto\u00adsi jo t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4i\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4 muo\u00addos\u00adsaan, enk\u00e4 var\u00admaan\u00adkaan ollut ainut, mut\u00adta mee\u00admi tar\u00advit\u00adsee taak\u00adseen kriit\u00adti\u00adsen mas\u00adsan j\u00e4\u00e4\u00add\u00e4k\u00adseen eloon. Neu\u00advo\u00adja\u00adkoi\u00adra sai t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 suh\u00adtees\u00adsa onnek\u00adsi hiu\u00adkan apua onnek\u00adkai\u00adden (tai mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti juu\u00adri t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 tar\u00adkoi\u00adtuk\u00adses\u00adsa junail\u00adtu\u00adjen) sat\u00adtu\u00admien muo\u00addos\u00adsa ja vai\u00adkut\u00adtaa t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 het\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4 var\u00adsin elin\u00advoi\u00admai\u00adsel\u00adta. T\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 vah\u00advim\u00adpa\u00adna merk\u00adki\u00adn\u00e4 ovat sen poh\u00adjal\u00adta syn\u00adty\u00adneet uudet mutan\u00adtit, eli alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 mee\u00admi\u00e4 varioi\u00advat kuva\u00admak\u00adrot. Esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi Masen\u00adnus\u00adkoi\u00adran<\/strong><\/a> neu\u00advot ovat, kuten arva\u00adta saat\u00adtaa, masen\u00adta\u00advia. Roh\u00adkeus\u00adsusi<\/strong><\/a> puo\u00adles\u00adtaan valaa ep\u00e4\u00adtoi\u00advoi\u00adsiin uskoa pelot\u00adto\u00admal\u00adla esi\u00admer\u00adkil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n. #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Depression
\u201cAla jutus\u00adtel\u00adla v\u00e4\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4\u00e4n nume\u00adroon soi\u00adtet\u00adtua\u00adsi \u2014 ehk\u00e4 sinut huo\u00adli\u00adtaan yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4k\u00adsi\u201d<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Courage
\u201cTar\u00adtu het\u00adkeen \u2014 nis\u00adkas\u00adta\u201d<\/em> #<\/a><\/p>\n

Mik\u00e4 Neu\u00advo\u00adja\u00adkoi\u00adraa kump\u00adpa\u00adnei\u00adneen sit\u00adten odot\u00adtaa tule\u00advai\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsa? Kuten t\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adkin blo\u00adgi\u00admer\u00adkin\u00adt\u00e4 osoit\u00adtaa, ilmi\u00f6 on jo alka\u00adnut ry\u00f6s\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adty\u00e4 syn\u00adnyin\u00adsi\u00adjo\u00adjen\u00adsa ulko\u00adpuo\u00adlel\u00adle, ja ris\u00adti\u00adrii\u00adtais\u00adta kyl\u00adl\u00e4, se voi jo enteil\u00adl\u00e4 sen kuo\u00adle\u00admaa. Jos mee\u00admi levit\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adtyy lol\u00adkat\u00adtien tavoin val\u00adta\u00advir\u00adtaan<\/a>, se muut\u00adtuu samal\u00adla saas\u00adtai\u00adsek\u00adsi syn\u00adnyin\u00adpii\u00adreis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n. Saas\u00adtai\u00adnen-sanan mer\u00adki\u00adtys tulee t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 kon\u00adteks\u00adtis\u00adta huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta ymm\u00e4r\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 val\u00adta\u00advir\u00adran tavoin. Saas\u00adtai\u00adsiin asioi\u00adhin t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 kuvat\u00adtu\u00adjen ilmi\u00f6i\u00adden syn\u00adnyin\u00adsi\u00adjoil\u00adla on perin\u00adtei\u00adses\u00adti suh\u00adtau\u00addut\u00adtu suo\u00adras\u00adtaan infan\u00adtii\u00adlil\u00adla ihai\u00adlul\u00adla. Kun\u00adnon eli\u00adtis\u00adtien tavoin n\u00e4m\u00e4 halua\u00advat pit\u00e4\u00e4 oman kult\u00adtuu\u00adrin\u00adsa visus\u00adti eros\u00adsa val\u00adta\u00advir\u00adran kult\u00adtuu\u00adris\u00adta, jon\u00adka kuvit\u00adte\u00adle\u00advat ole\u00advan omas\u00adtaan ero\u00adtet\u00adta\u00advis\u00adsa. Esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi lol\u00adkat\u00adte\u00adja n\u00e4kee nykyi\u00adsin syn\u00adnyin\u00adsi\u00adjoil\u00adlaan suh\u00adteel\u00adli\u00adsen har\u00advoin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

T\u00e4m\u00e4n hyl\u00adki\u00admis\u00adreak\u00adtion ilmen\u00adty\u00adm\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 n\u00e4m\u00e4 pro\u00advo\u00adka\u00adtii\u00advi\u00adsuut\u00adta hyvee\u00adn\u00e4 vaa\u00adli\u00advat, ilmai\u00adsun\u00adva\u00adpau\u00addel\u00adtaan l\u00e4hes t\u00e4y\u00adsin rajoit\u00adta\u00admat\u00adto\u00admat luo\u00advuu\u00adden l\u00e4h\u00adteet lak\u00adkaa\u00advat siis ruok\u00adki\u00admas\u00adta mee\u00admi\u00e4 samal\u00adla kun teh\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 ottaa yh\u00e4 enem\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 m\u00e4\u00e4\u00adrin har\u00adteil\u00adleen kor\u00adkein\u00adtaan plii\u00adsua makua tyy\u00addyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n pyr\u00adki\u00adv\u00e4, kaik\u00adkeen louk\u00adkaa\u00advaan h\u00e4pe\u00e4l\u00adli\u00adsen pel\u00adku\u00adri\u00admai\u00adses\u00adti suh\u00adtau\u00adtu\u00adva val\u00adta\u00advir\u00adta. Sen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen ilmi\u00f6 menet\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 hyvin pian kai\u00adken sen, mik\u00e4 sen luon\u00adtees\u00adsa oli alu\u00adnal\u00adku\u00adjaan mie\u00adlen\u00adkiin\u00adtois\u00adta, ja alku\u00adpe\u00adr\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 ilmi\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4 voi\u00addaan pit\u00e4\u00e4 k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4n\u00adn\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e4 kuol\u00adlee\u00adna. #<\/a><\/p>\n

Jos siis kuu\u00adlit Advice Dog<\/span>ista ensim\u00adm\u00e4is\u00adt\u00e4 ker\u00adtaa t\u00e4t\u00e4 lukies\u00adsa\u00adsi, niin vaik\u00adka mee\u00admi kuu\u00adlos\u00adtai\u00adsi sinus\u00adta kuin\u00adka hyv\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4, voit kor\u00adkein\u00adtaan vai\u00adkut\u00adtaa sii\u00adhen sen mer\u00adki\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4 liu\u00aden\u00adta\u00advas\u00adti. Ihan kuten t\u00e4m\u00e4 mer\u00adkin\u00adt\u00e4\u00adkin. #<\/a><\/p>\n

[muok\u00adkauk\u00adset]
\n[muokkaus][klo]2009-01-24 22:34[\/klo] \u201ckuu\u00adlit Neu\u00advo\u00adja\u00adkoi\u00adras\u00adta\u201d \u2192 \u201ckuu\u00adlit Advice Dog<\/span>ista\u201d.[\/muokkaus]
\n[muokkaus][klo]2011-05-09 14:23[\/klo] P\u00e4i\u00advi\u00adtin linkkej\u00e4.[\/muokkaus]
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Lol\u00adka\u00adtit oli\u00advat ihan haus\u00adko\u00adja, mut\u00adta min\u00e4 olen enem\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkin koi\u00adra- kuin kis\u00adsaih\u00admi\u00adsi\u00e4. Sik\u00adsi olen ilol\u00adla pan\u00adnut mer\u00adkil\u00adle, ett\u00e4 Inter\u00adne\u00adtin sy\u00f6\u00adve\u00adreis\u00ads\u00e4 on syn\u00adty\u00adnyt koi\u00adrae\u00adl\u00e4in\u00adten hei\u00admoa edus\u00adta\u00adva kuvamakro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1521],"tags":[12,1144,1157],"class_list":["post-4740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meemit","tag-internet","tag-kissa","tag-koira"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4740"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19694,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4740\/revisions\/19694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}