{"id":7295,"date":"2009-04-01T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T05:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/?p=7295"},"modified":"2010-09-06T19:05:57","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:05:57","slug":"aprillipaivan-erikoinen-101-tapaa-tehda-kaikkien-paivasta-kummallisempi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2009\/04\/01\/aprillipaivan-erikoinen-101-tapaa-tehda-kaikkien-paivasta-kummallisempi\/","title":{"rendered":"Aprillip\u00e4iv\u00e4n erikoinen: 101 tapaa tehd\u00e4 kaikkien p\u00e4iv\u00e4st\u00e4 kummallisempi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Vaih\u00adda vaat\u00adteet kes\u00adken p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n. Jos joku huo\u00admaa, v\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 kiven\u00adko\u00advaan, ett\u00e4 n\u00e4m\u00e4 samat vaat\u00adteet\u00adhan sinul\u00adla on ollut koko p\u00e4iv\u00e4n.<\/li>\n
  2. Vas\u00adtaa puhe\u00adli\u00admeen jol\u00adlain sat\u00adtu\u00adman\u00adva\u00adrai\u00adsel\u00adla kysymyksell\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  3. Vaih\u00adda kah\u00adden hen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6n vaa\u00adte\u00adlaa\u00adti\u00adkois\u00adsa ole\u00advat vaat\u00adteet kes\u00adke\u00adn\u00e4\u00e4n. Tavoit\u00adtee\u00adna on, ett\u00e4 koh\u00adde\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6t t\u00f6r\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin toi\u00adsiin\u00adsa tois\u00adten\u00adsa vaatteissa.<\/li>\n
  4. Pane ihmis\u00adten pos\u00adti\u00adlaa\u00adti\u00adkoi\u00adhin tava\u00adroi\u00adta, joi\u00adden pos\u00adtit\u00adta\u00admi\u00adnen oli\u00adsi todel\u00adli\u00adsuu\u00addes\u00adsa mah\u00addo\u00adton\u00adta, esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi lasil\u00adli\u00adnen vet\u00adt\u00e4 tai kul\u00adhol\u00adli\u00adnen popcor\u00adnia. Lii\u00admaa esi\u00adneen kyl\u00adkeen osoi\u00adte\u00adlap\u00adpu\u00adnen ja postimerkkej\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  5. Kun olet tulos\u00adsa huo\u00adnee\u00adseen, joka on t\u00e4yn\u00adn\u00e4 ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4, soi\u00adta yhdel\u00adle heis\u00adt\u00e4 ennen sis\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnas\u00adtu\u00admis\u00adta\u00adsi. Seli\u00adt\u00e4 ep\u00e4\u00adtoi\u00advoi\u00adsel\u00adla mut\u00adta vaka\u00adval\u00adla \u00e4\u00e4nel\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 sinut on kid\u00adna\u00adpat\u00adtu ja kor\u00advat\u00adtu tis\u00admal\u00adleen n\u00e4k\u00f6i\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4\u00adsi robo\u00adtil\u00adla. Lope\u00adta puhe\u00adlu yht\u00e4k\u00adki\u00e4 tyy\u00adliin \u201cvoi pas\u00adka, nyt pit\u00e4\u00e4 lopettaa!\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. Pii\u00adlot\u00adte\u00adle muis\u00adti\u00adlap\u00adpusia niin, ett\u00e4 ne l\u00f6y\u00adde\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n sii\u00advouk\u00adsen yhtey\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4. Kir\u00adjoi\u00adta lap\u00adpuun esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi: \u201cT\u00e4m\u00e4 lap\u00adpu pii\u00adlo\u00adtet\u00adtiin [p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4ys], ja sen l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00admi\u00adseen meni sinul\u00adta n\u00e4in<\/em> kauan?\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. Pii\u00adlo\u00adta muis\u00adti\u00adlap\u00adpu, jos\u00adsa lukee: \u201cOnnek\u00adsi olkoon, l\u00f6y\u00adsit t\u00e4m\u00e4n! Pii\u00adlo\u00adta uudes\u00adtaan, se tuot\u00adtaa ++hyv\u00e4\u00e4 onnea<\/span>\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. Pane j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaap\u00adpiin jotain mik\u00e4 ei ole elin\u00adtar\u00advi\u00adke. On h\u00e4t\u00adk\u00e4h\u00addyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaa\u00adpis\u00adta puhe\u00adlin, auto\u00adna\u00advai\u00admet tai jotain muu\u00adta sel\u00adlais\u00adta mik\u00e4 ei mis\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4n nimes\u00ads\u00e4 kuu\u00adlu sin\u00adne. \u00c4l\u00e4 seli\u00adt\u00e4 l\u00f6y\u00adt\u00f6\u00e4 mil\u00adl\u00e4\u00e4n lail\u00adla, mut\u00adta jos syyl\u00adli\u00adsyy\u00adte\u00adsi on p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n\u00adsel\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4, sano, ett\u00e4 \u201cran\u00adkan p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4n j\u00e4l\u00adkeen mik\u00e4\u00e4n ei voi\u00adta vir\u00adkis\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4n kyl\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4 leh\u00adte\u00e4\u201d, tai kyn\u00e4n\u00adte\u00adroi\u00adtin\u00adta, tai ves\u00adsa\u00adpa\u00adpe\u00adria, tai ham\u00admas\u00adhar\u00adjaa tai mit\u00e4 nyt vaan.<\/li>\n
  9. Vaih\u00adtoeh\u00adtoi\u00adses\u00adti voit tees\u00adken\u00adnel\u00adl\u00e4, ett\u00e4 joku muu pii\u00adlot\u00adte\u00adlee tava\u00adroi\u00adta j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaap\u00adpiin. Kul\u00adjes\u00adke\u00adle ymp\u00e4\u00adriin\u00ads\u00e4 ja vali\u00adta, ett\u00e4 kau\u00adko\u00ads\u00e4\u00e4\u00addin on aina hukas\u00adsa. L\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4 se sit\u00adten j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaa\u00adpis\u00adta. Yri\u00adt\u00e4 rat\u00adkais\u00adta mysteeri.<\/li>\n
  10. \u00c4\u00e4ni\u00adt\u00e4 MP3-soit\u00adti\u00admel\u00adla\u00adsi jotain lyhyt\u00adt\u00e4 ja j\u00e4t\u00e4 sen alku- ja lop\u00adpu\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4\u00adh\u00e4n muu\u00adta\u00adma minuut\u00adti hil\u00adjai\u00adsuut\u00adta. Pii\u00adlo\u00adta soi\u00adtin kai\u00adut\u00adti\u00admiin kyt\u00adket\u00adty\u00adn\u00e4 jon\u00adne\u00adkin, ja pane \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00adte py\u00f6\u00adri\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n loput\u00adto\u00admal\u00adla toistolla.<\/li>\n
  11. Vie\u00adl\u00e4\u00adkin parem\u00adpi on, mik\u00e4\u00adli onnis\u00adtut salaa \u00e4\u00e4nit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n jon\u00adkun muun<\/em> \u00e4\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4. Pii\u00adlo\u00adta \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00adte niin, ett\u00e4 my\u00f6s koh\u00adde\u00adhen\u00adki\u00adl\u00f6 tulee toden\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adses\u00adti kuu\u00adle\u00admaan sen. Kuvit\u00adte\u00adle vain miten kum\u00admal\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adta tun\u00adtuu kuul\u00adla oma \u00e4\u00e4ni jos\u00adtain n\u00e4ky\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00admis\u00adt\u00e4, tajua\u00admat\u00adta mis\u00adt\u00e4 on kyse. Var\u00adsin\u00adkin jos sii\u00adhen her\u00e4\u00e4 y\u00f6ll\u00e4\u2026<\/li>\n
  12. Ker\u00e4i\u00adle van\u00adho\u00adja k\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adty\u00adj\u00e4 kir\u00adjo\u00adja, ei ole v\u00e4li\u00e4 mit\u00e4. Hivu\u00adta nii\u00adt\u00e4 salaa ihmis\u00adten kirjahyllyihin.<\/li>\n
  13. Lint\u00adsaa t\u00f6i\u00adhin. Toi\u00admii hyvin var\u00adsin\u00adkin, jos t\u00f6is\u00ads\u00e4 on pukupakko.<\/li>\n
  14. J\u00e4r\u00adjes\u00adt\u00e4 spon\u00adtaa\u00adni irlan\u00adti\u00adlai\u00adnen step\u00adpie\u00adsi\u00adtys etei\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4. Par\u00adhai\u00adten ylei\u00ads\u00f6\u00e4 saat tau\u00adko\u00adti\u00adlan l\u00e4hei\u00adsyy\u00addes\u00ads\u00e4 kel\u00adlo 12-13 aikoihin.<\/li>\n
  15. Yli\u00adt\u00e4 tie k\u00e4ve\u00adle\u00adm\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 taka\u00adpe\u00adrin. Lis\u00e4\u00adpis\u00adtei\u00adt\u00e4 sii\u00adt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 tie on vil\u00adkas\u00adlii\u00adken\u00adtei\u00adnen (mut\u00adta \u00e4l\u00e4 h\u00f6lm\u00f6ile).<\/li>\n
  16. Ep\u00e4\u00adso\u00advin\u00adnai\u00adnen monia\u00adjo: har\u00adjaa ham\u00adpai\u00adta koka\u00adtes\u00adsa\u00adsi, lan\u00adkaa ham\u00adpai\u00adta piso\u00adaa\u00adril\u00adla. Yhdis\u00adte\u00adle v\u00e4\u00e4rin.<\/li>\n
  17. Istah\u00adda alas etei\u00adses\u00ads\u00e4, k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 jne. Joku kysyy sinul\u00adta var\u00admas\u00adti onko kaik\u00adki hyvin. Sii\u00adn\u00e4 l\u00e4ht\u00f6kohtasi.<\/li>\n
  18. Sy\u00f6 mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman han\u00adka\u00adlal\u00adla v\u00e4li\u00adneel\u00adl\u00e4 (esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi suo\u00adla\u00adkek\u00adse\u00adj\u00e4 pus\u00adsis\u00adta sy\u00f6m\u00e4puikoilla).<\/li>\n
  19. Kes\u00adkey\u00adt\u00e4 kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adlu sano\u00admal\u00adla \u201codo\u00adta\u00adpa het\u00adki\u2026\u201d, ja j\u00e4\u00e4 sit\u00adten seu\u00adraa\u00admaan kuin\u00adka kau\u00adan kes\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4, ennen kuin joku kes\u00adkeyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 odo\u00adtut\u00adta\u00admi\u00adse\u00adsi. Suh\u00adtau\u00addu ep\u00e4\u00adus\u00adkoi\u00adses\u00adti kun sinul\u00adta kysy\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n mik\u00adsi kes\u00adkey\u00adtit. V\u00e4i\u00adt\u00e4 ettet keskeytt\u00e4nyt.<\/li>\n
  20. Varoit\u00adte\u00adle ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4 sala\u00adkuun\u00adte\u00adlus\u00adta ja k\u00e4t\u00adke\u00adtyis\u00adt\u00e4 mik\u00adro\u00adfo\u00adneis\u00adta. V\u00e4lt\u00adte\u00adle kai\u00adkin kei\u00adnoin puhu\u00admis\u00adta tie\u00adtyis\u00ads\u00e4 paikoissa.<\/li>\n
  21. Ole\u00admat\u00adto\u00admien asioi\u00adden pro\u00adpa\u00adgan\u00adda\u00adju\u00adlis\u00adteet tai -tar\u00adrat. (Varoi\u00adtus, ne asiat saat\u00adta\u00advat saa\u00adda alkun\u00adsa t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4. Mee\u00admi\u00adt\u00e4 vastuullisesti!)<\/li>\n
  22. Pii\u00adlo\u00adta suklaa\u00adpa\u00adtuk\u00adka n\u00e4p\u00adp\u00e4i\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6n alle koulussa\/toimistossa. Kir\u00adjoi\u00adta sis\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adkir\u00adjau\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsik\u00adku\u00adnaan: \u201cOlet voit\u00adta\u00adnut el\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4. Voit lunas\u00adtaa pal\u00adkin\u00adto\u00adsi n\u00e4p\u00adp\u00e4i\u00admis\u00adt\u00f6n alta. Pois\u00adta t\u00e4m\u00e4 ilmoitus.\u201d<\/li>\n
  23.  <\/li>\n
  24. Kun teet pit\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 luet\u00adte\u00adloa, kiel\u00adt\u00e4y\u00addy lis\u00e4\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 sii\u00adhen 23.:tta koh\u00adtaa kos\u00adka \u201cmin\u00e4 en ole mik\u00e4\u00e4n dis\u00adkor\u00addia\u00adnis\u00adti<\/a>\u201d.<\/li>\n
  25. Vie jon\u00adkun toi\u00admis\u00adtos\u00adta kaik\u00adki kyn\u00e4t ja j\u00e4t\u00e4 tilal\u00adle liituv\u00e4rirasia.<\/li>\n
  26. Kun joku pois\u00adtuu ty\u00f6\u00adpis\u00adteel\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n het\u00adkek\u00adsi, pane h\u00e4nen p\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4l\u00adleen kupil\u00adli\u00adnen kah\u00advia ja puo\u00adlik\u00adsi sy\u00f6\u00adty donitsi.<\/li>\n
  27. Pys\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4 joku ja tie\u00addus\u00adte\u00adle h\u00e4nel\u00adt\u00e4 mik\u00e4 vuo\u00adsi nyt on. Tees\u00adken\u00adte\u00adle yll\u00e4t\u00adty\u00adnyt\u00adt\u00e4, ja kysy kuka on pre\u00adsi\u00addent\u00adti\u00adn\u00e4. Sano j\u00e4r\u00adkyt\u00adty\u00adnee\u00adn\u00e4: \u201cVoi hyv\u00e4 juma\u00adla, se siis toi\u00admi!\u201d ja pois\u00adtu \u00e4kki\u00e4 paikalta.<\/li>\n
  28. Ase\u00adta jon\u00adkun ty\u00f6\u00adp\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4n taus\u00adta\u00adku\u00advak\u00adsi sini\u00adnen kuo\u00adle\u00adman\u00adruu\u00adtu<\/a> tai joku muu huo\u00adles\u00adtut\u00adta\u00adva vir\u00adheil\u00admoi\u00adtus. Lukit\u00adse n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6 ja siir\u00adr\u00e4 kir\u00adjau\u00adtu\u00admi\u00adsik\u00adku\u00adna n\u00e4kym\u00e4tt\u00f6miin.<\/li>\n
  29. Ryh\u00addy eri yhteis\u00adkun\u00adnal\u00adli\u00adsen asian kan\u00adnat\u00adta\u00adjak\u00adsi joka p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4 vii\u00adkon ajan.<\/li>\n
  30. J\u00e4t\u00e4 \u201ckadon\u00adnut\u201d- ja \u201cl\u00f6ydetty\u201d-ilmoituksia esi\u00adneis\u00adt\u00e4, joi\u00adden huk\u00adkaa\u00admi\u00adnen on kuta\u00adkuin\u00adkin mah\u00addo\u00adton\u00adta, tai joi\u00adden huk\u00adkaa\u00admi\u00adses\u00adta kukaan ei oikeas\u00adti piittaisi.<\/li>\n
  31. Pukeu\u00addu pit\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n tak\u00adkiin, aurin\u00adko\u00adla\u00adsei\u00adhin, huo\u00adpa\u00adhat\u00adtuun jne. ja yri\u00adt\u00e4 suo\u00adrit\u00adtaa sal\u00adkun siir\u00adto tun\u00adte\u00admat\u00adto\u00admal\u00adle. Pid\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsi vaik\u00adka h\u00e4n yrit\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi kiel\u00adt\u00e4y\u00adty\u00e4. Salk\u00adku on t\u00e4yn\u00adn\u00e4 partavaahtoa.<\/li>\n
  32. J\u00e4t\u00e4 koko\u00adnai\u00adnen kalk\u00adku\u00adna, kink\u00adku tai muu j\u00e4r\u00adjet\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4n iso elin\u00adtar\u00advi\u00adke toi\u00admis\u00adton j\u00e4\u00e4kaappiin.<\/li>\n
  33. Tee pyyk\u00adki\u00adpus\u00adsei\u00adhin isot dol\u00adla\u00adri\u00admer\u00adkit ja j\u00e4t\u00e4 pus\u00adsit automaattipesulaan.<\/li>\n
  34. J\u00e4t\u00e4 askar\u00adte\u00adlu\u00adpa\u00adpe\u00adril\u00adle lap\u00adsel\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adla k\u00e4sia\u00adlal\u00adla kir\u00adjoi\u00adtet\u00adtu \u201crakas\u00adtan sinua \u00e4iti\u201d -lap\u00adpu lap\u00adset\u00adto\u00adman ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrin p\u00f6yd\u00e4lle.<\/li>\n
  35. K\u00e4\u00e4\u00adri k\u00e4te\u00adsi elmu\u00adkel\u00admuun ja k\u00e4t\u00adte\u00adle kaik\u00adkia vastaantulijoita.<\/li>\n
  36. Ase\u00adta s\u00e4h\u00adk\u00f6\u00adpos\u00adti\u00adsi alle\u00adkir\u00adjoi\u00adtuk\u00adsek\u00adsi iso naa\u00adma\u00adku\u00adva Marco Bjur\u00adstr\u00f6m<\/span>ist\u00e4<\/strong>.<\/li>\n
  37. Jos olet t\u00f6is\u00ads\u00e4 myyn\u00adnis\u00ads\u00e4, vakuut\u00adte\u00adle ty\u00f6\u00adto\u00adve\u00adreil\u00adle\u00adsi ett\u00e4 fir\u00adman pit\u00e4i\u00adsi alkaa tuot\u00adtaa l\u00e4hi\u00adtu\u00adle\u00advai\u00adsuu\u00adden kuu\u00admin\u00adta hit\u00adti\u00e4, jen\u00adke\u00admi\u00e4. Mut\u00adta \u00e4l\u00e4 ker\u00adro mit\u00e4 se on, vaan anna hei\u00add\u00e4n googlet\u00adtaa se.<\/li>\n
  38. Pid\u00e4 joka pai\u00adkas\u00adsa lateksihanskoja.<\/li>\n
  39. Jos olet yksin ja joku muu tulee huo\u00adnee\u00adseen, l\u00e4h\u00adde heti pois ja mene vaik\u00adka juo\u00admaan vet\u00adt\u00e4. Vas\u00adtaa puhu\u00adtel\u00adtaes\u00adsa kui\u00adten\u00adkin nor\u00admaa\u00adlis\u00adti. Jat\u00adka t\u00e4t\u00e4 vii\u00adkon ajan.<\/li>\n
  40. Pyy\u00add\u00e4 ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adreil\u00adta apua p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 kum\u00admal\u00adlis\u00adtut\u00adta\u00advien asioi\u00adden lis\u00adtan laatimiseen.<\/li>\n
  41. Pue vaat\u00adteet ylle\u00adsi nurin p\u00e4in (pait\u00adsi ei ken\u00adki\u00e4 tie\u00adten\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4n) ja yri\u00adt\u00e4 istua tuo\u00adlil\u00adla niin, ett\u00e4 kat\u00adsot taak\u00adse\u00adp\u00e4in. Kun joku kysyy mit\u00e4 oikein teet, vas\u00adtaa: \u201cEnp\u00e4 kyl\u00adl\u00e4 arvan\u00adnut ett\u00e4 [har\u00admit\u00adto\u00admal\u00adta kuu\u00adlos\u00adta\u00adva viras\u00adto] pelaa n\u00e4in kovaa peli\u00e4!\u201d<\/li>\n
  42. Vie helium\u00adpal\u00adlo\u00adja t\u00f6i\u00adhin ja anna nii\u00adt\u00e4 ihmi\u00adsil\u00adle. Kul\u00adje my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00admin pok\u00adsaut\u00adte\u00adle\u00admas\u00adsa pal\u00adlot hajal\u00adle. Ker\u00adro ett\u00e4 vihaat<\/span> ilmapalloja.<\/li>\n
  43. Jos tupa\u00adkoit, pyy\u00add\u00e4 syt\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri\u00e4 lai\u00adnaan. Sujau\u00adta se tas\u00adkuun ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin ep\u00e4\u00adhuo\u00admios\u00adsa. Palaut\u00adtaes\u00adsa\u00adsi anna\u00adkin jon\u00adkun toi\u00adsen syt\u00adk\u00e4\u00adri. Mit\u00e4 useam\u00admin, sen parempi.<\/li>\n
  44. Silp\u00adpua lasiin sinis\u00adt\u00e4 pape\u00adria ja kas\u00adte\u00adle sil\u00adl\u00e4 muovikukkia.<\/li>\n
  45. Tee itse\u00adsi n\u00e4k\u00f6i\u00adnen voo\u00addoo-nuk\u00adke, ty\u00f6n\u00adn\u00e4 neu\u00adla sen k\u00e4den l\u00e4pi ja ase\u00adta nuk\u00adke sit\u00adten pomon ty\u00f6\u00adp\u00f6y\u00add\u00e4l\u00adle. Tule seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 t\u00f6i\u00adhin k\u00e4si kipsiss\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  46. Kun ty\u00f6kaveri\/opettaja las\u00adkee kah\u00advi\u00adku\u00adpin het\u00adkek\u00adsi k\u00e4des\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n, pane sen vie\u00adreen toi\u00adnen, tis\u00admal\u00adleen saman\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adnen kup\u00adpi, jos\u00adsa on vett\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  47. Pal\u00adkit\u00adse ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4 paris\u00adtoil\u00adla, lii\u00adma\u00adput\u00adki\u00adloil\u00adla, kumi\u00adnau\u00adhoil\u00adla tai muil\u00adla hal\u00advoil\u00adla toi\u00admis\u00adto\u00adka\u00admoil\u00adla, \u201ckii\u00adtok\u00adse\u00adna\u201d. Impro\u00advi\u00adsoi sopi\u00advan kor\u00adni seli\u00adtys kysytt\u00e4ess\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  48. Kii\u00adt\u00e4 ihmi\u00adsi\u00e4 ty\u00f6n\u00ads\u00e4 teke\u00admi\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin he teki\u00adsi\u00adv\u00e4t sit\u00e4 hyv\u00e4\u00e4 hyvyyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n. L\u00e4het\u00adte\u00adle kii\u00adtos\u00advies\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4 ja -kortteja.<\/li>\n
  49. Pid\u00e4 lom\u00adpa\u00adkos\u00adsa\u00adsi karit\u00adsan\u00adku\u00advia. Kysy ihmi\u00adsil\u00adt\u00e4 haluai\u00adsi\u00advat\u00adko he n\u00e4h\u00add\u00e4 kuvia lapsistasi.<\/li>\n
  50. Soi\u00adta tutun\u00adtu\u00adtul\u00adle (joka ei tun\u00adne sinua) puhe\u00adlin\u00adko\u00adpis\u00adta, puhut\u00adte\u00adle h\u00e4n\u00adt\u00e4 nimel\u00adl\u00e4 ja ohjeis\u00adta h\u00e4nt\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  51. Soi\u00adta jol\u00adle\u00adkul\u00adle pila\u00adpu\u00adhe\u00adlu\u00adna h\u00e4nen lempikappaleensa.<\/li>\n
  52. Soi\u00adta jol\u00adle\u00adkul\u00adle pila\u00adpu\u00adhe\u00adlu ja \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00adt\u00e4 h\u00e4nen reak\u00adtion\u00adsa. Soi\u00adta seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 uudes\u00adtaan, ja py\u00f6\u00adri\u00adt\u00e4 edel\u00adlis\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adnen \u00e4\u00e4ni\u00adte. Soi\u00adta seu\u00adraa\u00adva\u00adna p\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4\u00adn\u00e4 uudes\u00adtaan ja py\u00f6\u00adri\u00adt\u00e4 edel\u00adlis\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adnen \u00e4\u00e4nite.<\/li>\n
  53. Pudo\u00adta jon\u00adkun kah\u00advi\u00adkup\u00adpiin lap\u00adpu\u00adnen, jos\u00adsa lukee: \u201cEi t\u00e4m\u00e4 ollut kahvia!\u201d<\/li>\n
  54. Pukeu\u00addu jou\u00adlu\u00adpu\u00adkik\u00adsi kes\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4. Seli\u00adt\u00e4 puhu\u00adtel\u00adtaes\u00adsa huo\u00adnol\u00adla Austra\u00adlian aksen\u00adtil\u00adla ett\u00e4 Aus\u00adta\u00adlias\u00adsa jou\u00adlu on kes\u00e4ll\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  55. Lii\u00admaa teko\u00adsil\u00adm\u00e4 kah\u00advi\u00admu\u00adkin poh\u00adjaan ja ojen\u00adna muki sit\u00adten jollekulle.<\/li>\n
  56. Lii\u00admaa kolik\u00adko vil\u00adkas\u00adlii\u00adken\u00adtei\u00adsen pai\u00adkan lattiaan.<\/li>\n
  57. Ker\u00adro ole\u00adva\u00adsi skien\u00adto\u00adlo\u00adgi<\/a> (tai jos\u00adtain muus\u00adta seko\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4\u00adlah\u00adkos\u00adta). Kun ihmi\u00adset kiin\u00adnos\u00adtu\u00advat asias\u00adta ja esit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4t kysy\u00admyk\u00adsi\u00e4, tees\u00adken\u00adte\u00adle vai\u00advau\u00adtu\u00adnut\u00adta ja sano: \u201c\u00d6\u00f6h\u2026 minun ei oikeas\u00adtaan pit\u00e4i\u00adsi puhua sii\u00adt\u00e4\u2026\u201d ja vil\u00adkui\u00adle huo\u00adles\u00adtu\u00adnee\u00adna olka\u00adsi yli.<\/li>\n
  58. Kir\u00adjoit\u00adte\u00adle mee\u00admi\u00adpom\u00adme\u00adja<\/a> tai mui\u00adta has\u00adsu\u00adja lausei\u00adta pie\u00adnil\u00adle lap\u00adpusil\u00adle ja pid\u00e4 nii\u00adt\u00e4 muka\u00adna\u00adsi. Kun k\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4t yleis\u00adt\u00e4 ves\u00adsaa, avaa ves\u00adsa\u00adpa\u00adpe\u00adri\u00adrul\u00adlaa jon\u00adkin mat\u00adkaa ja uju\u00adta lap\u00adpu ves\u00adsa\u00adpa\u00adpe\u00adrin v\u00e4liin. Rul\u00adlaa pape\u00adri takai\u00adsin ja pois\u00adtu paikalta.<\/li>\n
  59. Osta pit\u00adk\u00e4\u00advar\u00adtis\u00adta leh\u00adti\u00adsel\u00adle\u00adri\u00e4 ja pane se tak\u00adkii\u00adsi tai rep\u00adpuusi niin, ett\u00e4 se n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 kas\u00adva\u00advan sinus\u00adta. Tai jos pid\u00e4t sit\u00e4 takis\u00adsa, voit yrit\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 vai\u00adkut\u00adtaa sil\u00adt\u00e4 kuin toi\u00advoi\u00adsit, ettei kukaan huo\u00admai\u00adsi sit\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  60.  <\/li>\n
  61. Ripus\u00adta aidon\u00adn\u00e4\u00adk\u00f6i\u00adnen \u201chis\u00adsi ep\u00e4\u00adkun\u00adnos\u00adsa\u201d -kylt\u00adti toi\u00admi\u00advan his\u00adsin sis\u00e4lle.<\/li>\n
  62. Ripus\u00adta \u201cep\u00e4kunnossa\u201d-kylttej\u00e4 sel\u00adlai\u00adsiin asioi\u00adhin, jot\u00adka eiv\u00e4t voi olla ep\u00e4\u00adkun\u00adnos\u00adsa, kuten tuo\u00adlei\u00adhin tai roskiksiin.<\/li>\n
  63. Tulos\u00adta vuo\u00adro\u00adpu\u00adhe\u00adlu niin ett\u00e4 kukin repliik\u00adki on omal\u00adla sivul\u00adlaan. Ripus\u00adta sivut k\u00e4ve\u00adly\u00adrei\u00adtin var\u00adrel\u00adla ole\u00adviin pui\u00adhin niin ett\u00e4 kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adlua voi lukea k\u00e4vel\u00adles\u00ads\u00e4. Vuo\u00adro\u00adpu\u00adhe\u00adlu voi olla elo\u00adku\u00advas\u00adta, kes\u00adkus\u00adte\u00adlu\u00adpals\u00adtal\u00adta, lem\u00adpi\u00adkir\u00adjas\u00adta\u00adsi tai ihan itse keksitty\u00e4kin.<\/li>\n
  64. Tee tyh\u00adj\u00e4n\u00adp\u00e4i\u00adv\u00e4i\u00adses\u00adt\u00e4 small talk<\/span>ista<\/a> kan\u00adnus\u00adta\u00advia julis\u00adtei\u00adta, ja ripus\u00adta nii\u00adt\u00e4 vesi\u00adau\u00adto\u00admaa\u00adtin l\u00e4hel\u00adle tai vas\u00adtaa\u00adviin rupattelupaikkoihin.<\/li>\n
  65. Pos\u00adti\u00adta yst\u00e4\u00advil\u00adle\u00adsi pal\u00adlo\u00adja. Ilmal\u00adla t\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adty\u00adj\u00e4 pal\u00adlo\u00adja voi pos\u00adtit\u00adtaa sel\u00adlai\u00adse\u00adnaan\u00adkin aina\u00adkin Yhdys\u00adval\u00adlois\u00adsa. Osoi\u00adte kir\u00adjoi\u00adte\u00adtaan suo\u00adraan palloon.<\/li>\n
  66. Pane \u201cm\u00e4r\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 maa\u00adlia\u201d -kylt\u00adti maa\u00adli\u00adpur\u00adkin p\u00e4\u00e4lle.<\/li>\n
  67. Otta\u00adkaa kave\u00adrei\u00adden kans\u00adsa soit\u00adto\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4\u00adnek\u00adsi joku sopi\u00advan \u00e4rsyt\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4 ja h\u00e4m\u00e4\u00adr\u00e4 kap\u00adpa\u00adle (kuten Yake\u00adty Sax<\/em><\/a>). Soi\u00adtel\u00adkaa toi\u00adsil\u00adlen\u00adne tuon tuostakin.<\/li>\n
  68. Pukeu\u00addu peruuk\u00adkiin ja nimel\u00adt\u00e4 puhu\u00adtel\u00adtaes\u00adsa j\u00e4t\u00e4 vas\u00adtaa\u00admat\u00adta. Jos asia on t\u00e4r\u00adke\u00e4, tem\u00adpai\u00adse peruuk\u00adki p\u00e4\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 ja sano \u201coho, mis\u00adt\u00e4 sin\u00e4 ilmestyit?\u201d<\/li>\n
  69. Osta tosi iso t\u00e4y\u00adtet\u00adty el\u00e4in ja sala\u00adkul\u00adje\u00adta se t\u00f6i\u00adhin, mie\u00adlui\u00adten pomon toimistoon.<\/li>\n
  70. Vie t\u00f6i\u00adhin ev\u00e4s\u00adpus\u00adse\u00adja, jois\u00adsa on ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrei\u00adden nimi.<\/li>\n
  71. Jam\u00admai\u00adle ole\u00admat\u00adto\u00adman musii\u00adkin tah\u00addis\u00adsa p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adt\u00e4 ny\u00f6\u00adky\u00adtel\u00adlen. Vas\u00adtaa kysyt\u00adt\u00e4es\u00ads\u00e4 vain, ett\u00e4 \u201ct\u00e4m\u00e4 on hyv\u00e4 kana\u00adva.\u201d Yri\u00adt\u00e4 saa\u00adda muut rea\u00adgoi\u00admaan esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi \u201cjoo, ne soit\u00adtaa mel\u00adko hyv\u00e4\u00e4 musaa\u201d tai \u201cniil\u00adl\u00e4 on hyv\u00e4t DJ:t\u201d.<\/li>\n
  72. Osta yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4l\u00adle sopi\u00adva puse\u00adro tai ken\u00adg\u00e4t ja sujau\u00adta ne salaa h\u00e4nen kaappiinsa.<\/li>\n
  73. Sujau\u00adta omi\u00adtui\u00adsia suk\u00adkia ihmis\u00adten s\u00e4n\u00adkyi\u00adhin, v\u00e4l\u00adly\u00adjen v\u00e4liin.<\/li>\n
  74. K\u00e4y\u00adt\u00e4 puhees\u00adsa\u00adsi aina \u201ck\u00e4ke\u00e4\u201d \u201ck\u00e4den\u201d tilalla.<\/li>\n
  75. Vaih\u00adda ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrin kaik\u00adki ty\u00f6\u00adtar\u00advik\u00adkeet saman\u00adlai\u00adsiin, mut\u00adta erilaisiin.<\/li>\n
  76. Jos sinul\u00adla on laput\u00adta\u00adja, lapu\u00adta kaik\u00adki, mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman kirjaimellisesti.<\/li>\n
  77. Mene hal\u00adpa\u00adkaup\u00adpaan ja osta tusi\u00adna hy\u00f6\u00addy\u00adt\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4 esi\u00adnet\u00adt\u00e4. Pos\u00adti\u00adta ne kah\u00adteen\u00adtois\u00adta satun\u00adnai\u00adseen osoit\u00adtee\u00adseen, jot\u00adka saat puhelinluettelosta.<\/li>\n
  78. \n

    \"Patja
    80. Ota tus\u00adsi ja pape\u00adria ja tee naa\u00admo\u00adja arki\u00adsil\u00adle esi\u00adneil\u00adle.     #<\/a><\/p>\n

    L\u00e4he\u00adt\u00e4 leh\u00adtiin omi\u00adtui\u00adsia seu\u00adran\u00adha\u00adkuil\u00admoi\u00adtuk\u00adsia, jois\u00adsa etsi\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n tar\u00adkal\u00adleen ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adria\u00adsi tai yst\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4\u00adsi vas\u00adtaa\u00advaa kump\u00adpa\u00adnia. Leik\u00adkaa ilmoi\u00adtuk\u00adset leh\u00addis\u00adt\u00e4 ja j\u00e4t\u00e4 ne vai\u00advih\u00adkaa asian\u00adomais\u00adten luettaviksi.<\/p><\/li>\n

  79. Lapu\u00adta j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaa\u00adpin sis\u00e4l\u00adt\u00f6 v\u00e4\u00e4rin.<\/li>\n
  80. Ota tus\u00adsi ja pape\u00adria ja tee naa\u00admo\u00adja arki\u00adsil\u00adle esineille.<\/li>\n
  81. J\u00e4t\u00e4 kur\u00adku\u00adton kurk\u00adku\u00adpurk\u00adki j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaap\u00adpiin. Kun se hei\u00adte\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n pois, pane j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkaap\u00adpiin vihai\u00adnen lap\u00adpu: \u201cMin\u00e4 oli\u00adsin juo\u00adnut sen loppuun!\u201d<\/li>\n
  82. J\u00e4r\u00adjes\u00adte\u00adle t\u00e4y\u00adsi\u00e4 olut\u00adpul\u00adlo\u00adja (tai joi\u00adtain mui\u00adta yht\u00e4 sopi\u00admat\u00adto\u00admia esi\u00adnei\u00adt\u00e4) sel\u00adv\u00e4s\u00adti tun\u00adnis\u00adtet\u00adta\u00advak\u00adsi kuviok\u00adsi kadul\u00adle, ja poh\u00addi sit\u00adten yhdes\u00ads\u00e4 kave\u00adrei\u00adden kans\u00adsa ett\u00e4 mit\u00e4 ihmet\u00adt\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 oikein merkitsee.<\/li>\n
  83. Opet\u00adte\u00adle k\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adteis\u00adtas\u00adku\u00advar\u00adkaak\u00adsi. Sujau\u00adta asioi\u00adta ihmis\u00adten tas\u00adkui\u00adhin ja laukkuihin.<\/li>\n
  84. Pyy\u00add\u00e4 tul\u00adta. Syty\u00adt\u00e4 suit\u00adsu\u00adke, ojen\u00adna se tule\u00adnan\u00adta\u00adjal\u00adle ja k\u00e4ve\u00adle pois.<\/li>\n
  85. Soi\u00adta sat\u00adtu\u00adman\u00adva\u00adrai\u00adses\u00adti valit\u00adtuun nume\u00adroon aamu\u00adnel\u00adj\u00e4l\u00adt\u00e4. Kun joku rauk\u00adka\u00adpar\u00adka vas\u00adtaa, seli\u00adt\u00e4 tym\u00adp\u00e4\u00e4n\u00adty\u00adnee\u00adn\u00e4, ett\u00e4 on tosi ep\u00e4\u00adkoh\u00adte\u00adlias\u00adta soit\u00adtaa t\u00e4l\u00adlai\u00adseen aikaan, ja ett\u00e4 jat\u00adkos\u00adsa kan\u00adnat\u00adtai\u00adsi olla v\u00e4h\u00e4n huo\u00admaa\u00advai\u00adsem\u00adpi. Pane puhe\u00adlin kiin\u00adni ja jat\u00adka uniasi.<\/li>\n
  86. Anna ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrei\u00adden kuul\u00adla ves\u00adsas\u00adsa kuin\u00adka kan\u00adnus\u00adtat itse\u00e4\u00adsi innois\u00adsa\u00adsi samal\u00adla kun kakit.<\/li>\n
  87. Vaih\u00adda kalen\u00adte\u00adri vanhaan.<\/li>\n
  88. Soi\u00adta ves\u00adsas\u00adsa el\u00e4in\u00adten \u00e4\u00e4nn\u00e4hdyksi\u00e4.<\/li>\n
  89. Ripus\u00adte\u00adle aidol\u00adta n\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00e4\u00advi\u00e4 kylt\u00adte\u00adj\u00e4, jois\u00adsa lukee jotain sel\u00adlais\u00adta kuten \u201cpot\u00adkai\u00adse ovea sul\u00adke\u00admi\u00adsen j\u00e4l\u00adkeen\u201d tai \u201cei<\/span> inkon\u00adti\u00adnens\u00adsi\u00adtuot\u00adtei\u00adta t\u00e4h\u00e4n<\/span>\u201d.<\/li>\n
  90. Koris\u00adte\u00adle jon\u00adkun paik\u00adka ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin h\u00e4n tyk\u00adk\u00e4i\u00adsi hul\u00adlu\u00adna s\u00f6p\u00f6is\u00adt\u00e4 kissanpennuista.<\/li>\n
  91. L\u00e4he\u00adt\u00e4 \u201csalai\u00adsel\u00adta ihai\u00adli\u00adjal\u00adta\u201d -lap\u00adpusia. Lii\u00adt\u00e4 mukaan omi\u00adtui\u00adsia lahjoja.<\/li>\n
  92. Nime\u00e4 ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrei\u00adden ty\u00f6\u00adpis\u00adteet kau\u00adpun\u00adkien nimil\u00adl\u00e4 ja ala liet\u00adsoa sotaa.<\/li>\n
  93. Kir\u00adjoi\u00adta ty\u00f6\u00adka\u00adve\u00adrin tai kave\u00adrin nimi v\u00e4li\u00adpa\u00adla\u00adher\u00adkun p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle ja pane se h\u00e4nen laatikkoonsa.<\/li>\n
  94. Lapu\u00adta asioi\u00adta vir\u00adheel\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adl\u00e4 espan\u00adjal\u00adla, ik\u00e4\u00e4n kuin joku yrit\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsi ope\u00adtel\u00adla espanjaa.<\/li>\n
  95. Pelaa pore\u00adpal\u00adloa<\/a> jul\u00adki\u00adsel\u00adla pai\u00adkal\u00adla. (Tar\u00advit\u00adset vain pal\u00adlon ja hyvin ravis\u00adtel\u00adlun limsan.)<\/li>\n
  96. Ala miek\u00adkail\u00adla spon\u00adtaa\u00adnis\u00adti jul\u00adki\u00adsel\u00adla pai\u00adkal\u00adla (bof\u00adfe\u00adril\u00adla<\/a>, my\u00f6s shi\u00adnai<\/a> toi\u00admii hyvin j\u00e4\u00e4\u00adkiek\u00adko\u00adva\u00adrus\u00adtei\u00adden kanssa).<\/li>\n
  97. Koris\u00adte\u00adle huo\u00adne niin kuin siel\u00adl\u00e4 pidet\u00adt\u00e4i\u00adsiin bileet: ser\u00adpen\u00adtii\u00adni\u00e4, punai\u00adsia ker\u00adta\u00adk\u00e4yt\u00adt\u00f6\u00admu\u00adke\u00adja, koris\u00adteel\u00adli\u00adsia pape\u00adri\u00adlau\u00adta\u00adsia, kiil\u00adt\u00e4\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4 roi\u00adpet\u00adta ripus\u00adtel\u00adtu\u00adna kaik\u00adkial\u00adle, ilma\u00adpal\u00adlo\u00adja, has\u00adsu\u00adja hat\u00adtu\u00adja, tor\u00advia, j\u00e4nis\u00adr\u00e4ik\u00adki\u00e4 jne.<\/li>\n
  98. Teko\u00adviik\u00adset. Jul\u00adki\u00adsil\u00adla pai\u00adkoil\u00adla t\u00e4l\u00adl\u00e4 saa usein\u00adkin posi\u00adtii\u00advi\u00adsia reak\u00adtioi\u00adta. El\u00e4y\u00addy rooliisi.<\/li>\n
  99. Pukeu\u00addu parin kave\u00adrin kans\u00adsa val\u00adkoi\u00adseen suo\u00adja\u00adtak\u00adkiin. Seu\u00adrail\u00adkaa jota\u00adku\u00adta ja teh\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4 muis\u00adtiin\u00adpa\u00adno\u00adja. Jos tei\u00adt\u00e4 puhu\u00adtel\u00adlaan, todet\u00adkaa kes\u00adke\u00adn\u00e4n\u00adne ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 kaa\u00adva ei toi\u00admi suun\u00adni\u00adtel\u00adlus\u00adti, ja pois\u00adtu\u00adkaa paikalta.<\/li>\n
  100. Pid\u00e4 bon\u00adgo\u00adja jem\u00admas\u00adsa. Ota ne mah\u00addol\u00adli\u00adsim\u00adman oudol\u00adla het\u00adkel\u00adl\u00e4 esiin ja soi\u00adta vai\u00advih\u00adkaa. Pii\u00adlo\u00adta taas.<\/li>\n
  101. Toi\u00admi\u00adta t\u00e4m\u00e4 lis\u00adta sel\u00adlai\u00adsil\u00adle, jot\u00adka saat\u00adta\u00advat oikeas\u00adti kokeil\u00adla n\u00e4it\u00e4.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    L\u00e4h\u00adde: Inter\u00admit\u00adtens<\/em> #3<\/a>; sovel\u00adlus, lin\u00adki\u00adtys ja suo\u00admen\u00adnos vir\u00adhei\u00adneen omia\u00adni. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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