{"id":849,"date":"2004-12-31T20:50:54","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T18:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mummila.net\/skm\/?p=849"},"modified":"2004-12-31T20:50:54","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T18:50:54","slug":"miksi-matrixin-jatko-osat-olivat-paskoja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/2004\/12\/31\/miksi-matrixin-jatko-osat-olivat-paskoja\/","title":{"rendered":"Set\u00e4 selitt\u00e4\u00e4: miksi Matrixin jatko-osat olivat niin paskoja"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lyhyt vas\u00adtaus: Tri\u00adni\u00adty. Hie\u00adman pitem\u00adpi vas\u00adtaus: Neon ja Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn rak\u00adkaus\u00adta\u00adri\u00adna. Vie\u00adl\u00e4 hie\u00adman pitem\u00adpi vas\u00adtaus: Neon ja Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn rak\u00adkaus\u00adta\u00adri\u00adna oli t\u00e4y\u00adsin p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle\u00adlii\u00admat\u00adtu ja tur\u00adha kuvio jo ykk\u00f6s\u00adosas\u00adsa, joka sit\u00e4 lukuu\u00adnot\u00adta\u00admat\u00adta oli mai\u00adnio. Jos\u00adtain kes\u00adki\u00adver\u00adtoa \u00e4lyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkin ihmi\u00adsen j\u00e4r\u00adjel\u00adl\u00e4 k\u00e4sit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 syys\u00adt\u00e4 juu\u00adri t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 tur\u00adhas\u00adta sivu\u00adjuo\u00adnes\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtet\u00adtiin teh\u00add\u00e4 jat\u00adko-osien kan\u00adta\u00adva tee\u00adma. Kan\u00adta\u00adva tee\u00adma, hel\u00advet\u00adti!<\/em> Pas\u00adkas\u00adta sivujuonesta.
\nMit\u00e4 oli\u00adsi voi\u00adtu teh\u00add\u00e4? Kaik\u00adkein paras vaih\u00adtoeh\u00adto oli\u00adsi tie\u00adtys\u00adti ollut, ett\u00e4 koko puu-ukko-Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn piu\u00adhat oli\u00adsi Cyp\u00adhe\u00adrin toi\u00admes\u00adta kis\u00adkot\u00adtu irti samal\u00adla kun Switc\u00adhin ja Apocin\u00adkin (jot\u00adka sivu\u00admen\u00adnen sanot\u00adtu\u00adna molem\u00admat oli\u00advat munak\u00adkaam\u00adpia hah\u00admo\u00adja kuin Tri\u00adni\u00adty ker\u00adtaa\u00adkaan koko elo\u00adku\u00advas\u00adsa). Sit\u00e4 my\u00f6\u00adten mit\u00e4\u00e4n rak\u00adkaus\u00adta\u00adri\u00adnaa ei oli\u00adsi kos\u00adkaan tullutkaan.
\nOn kui\u00adten\u00adkin toi\u00adnen\u00adkin vaih\u00adtoeh\u00adto. Se, ett\u00e4 Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn ja Neon suh\u00addet\u00adta oli\u00adsi seu\u00adrat\u00adtu rehel\u00adli\u00adses\u00adti ja sii\u00adt\u00e4 oli\u00adsi teh\u00adty rea\u00adlis\u00adti\u00adnen ja uskot\u00adta\u00adva. Esi\u00admer\u00adkik\u00adsi t\u00e4h\u00e4n tapaan:
\nCyp\u00adher, joka t\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 ver\u00adsios\u00adsa on koko nimel\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4n Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adher, tulee lai\u00advaan vas\u00adta my\u00f6\u00adhem\u00adm\u00e4s\u00ads\u00e4 vai\u00adhees\u00adsa, sil\u00adl\u00e4 v\u00e4lin kun Neo nahis\u00adte\u00adlee agent\u00adti Smit\u00adhin ja kump\u00adpa\u00adnei\u00adden kans\u00adsa Mat\u00adrixis\u00adsa. Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adher vie\u00adkoit\u00adte\u00adlee Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn ja vie t\u00e4m\u00e4n omal\u00adle lai\u00adval\u00adleen ja kyt\u00adkee itsen\u00ads\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4n kans\u00adsa Matrixiin.
\nNeo tulee takai\u00adsin ja huo\u00admat\u00adtu\u00adaan, ett\u00e4 Tri\u00adni\u00adty on men\u00adnyt Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adhe\u00adrin mukaan, l\u00e4h\u00adtee n\u00e4i\u00adden per\u00e4\u00e4n, usko\u00admat\u00adta Mousen ja kump\u00adpa\u00adnei\u00adden vakuut\u00adte\u00adlui\u00adta, ett\u00e4 Tri\u00adni\u00adty l\u00e4h\u00adti omas\u00adta tah\u00addos\u00adtaan. Neo tulee Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adhe\u00adrin lai\u00adval\u00adle ja kyt\u00adkey\u00adtyy h\u00e4n\u00adkin Mat\u00adrixiin. Mat\u00adrixis\u00adsa h\u00e4n iskee vir\u00adtu\u00adaa\u00adli\u00adsel\u00adla kung-fu-iskul\u00adla Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adhe\u00adrin p\u00e4\u00e4n hal\u00adki kah\u00addek\u00adsi hoh\u00adta\u00advan\u00advih\u00adre\u00e4k\u00adsi pala\u00adsek\u00adsi ja vie Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn takaisin.
\nSit\u00adten k\u00e4y ilmi, ett\u00e4 Tri\u00adni\u00adty odot\u00adtaa\u00adkin Cymeik\u00adka-Cyp\u00adhe\u00adrin las\u00adta. T\u00e4m\u00e4 her\u00e4t\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4 n\u00e4r\u00adk\u00e4s\u00adtys\u00adt\u00e4, kun\u00adnes Neo uskou\u00adtuu Morp\u00adheuk\u00adsel\u00adle, joka muti\u00adsee mus\u00adtien aurin\u00adko\u00adla\u00adsien takaa, ett\u00e4 \u201cvaik\u00adka keho ei voi el\u00e4\u00e4 ilman miel\u00adt\u00e4, mie\u00adli voi teh\u00add\u00e4 mel\u00adkoi\u00adsia temp\u00adpu\u00adja kehol\u00adle ilman sen apua\u201d, joten Neo voi usko\u00adtel\u00adla itsel\u00adleen, ett\u00e4 kysees\u00ads\u00e4 on ns. neit\u00adseel\u00adli\u00adnen ras\u00adkaus (lis\u00e4\u00e4 raa\u00adma\u00adtul\u00adli\u00adsia ainek\u00adsia juoneen).
\nMus\u00adta\u00adsuk\u00adkai\u00adset kuvi\u00adtel\u00admat vie\u00adv\u00e4t kui\u00adten\u00adkin Neos\u00adta voi\u00adton niin, ett\u00e4 lopul\u00adta h\u00e4n tiuk\u00adkaa Tri\u00adni\u00adtyl\u00adt\u00e4: \u201cItse\u00adk\u00f6 Mat\u00adrixi\u00adhin juok\u00adsit?\u201d eik\u00e4 pet\u00adtu\u00adri-Tri\u00adni\u00adty voi muu\u00adta kuin my\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e4\u00e4. T\u00e4m\u00e4n my\u00f6\u00adt\u00e4 Neo ajau\u00adtuu hen\u00adki\u00adses\u00adti tilaan, jota l\u00e4\u00e4\u00adke\u00adtie\u00adtees\u00ads\u00e4 kut\u00adsu\u00adtaan psy\u00adkoo\u00adsik\u00adsi, ja sy\u00f6k\u00adsyy suin p\u00e4in Mat\u00adrixiin kai\u00adkis\u00adta varoi\u00adtuk\u00adsis\u00adta huo\u00adli\u00admat\u00adta, p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtyen tol\u00adkut\u00adto\u00adman hek\u00adti\u00adseen ja kat\u00adso\u00adjan syket\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnos\u00adta\u00advaan jouk\u00adko\u00adtap\u00adpe\u00adluun val\u00adta\u00advan agent\u00adti Smith -kloo\u00adni\u00adlau\u00adman kans\u00adsa ja kato\u00adaa lopul\u00adta mie\u00adlet\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4\u00e4n, vih\u00adre\u00ad\u00e4\u00e4n ja s\u00e4hi\u00adse\u00adv\u00e4\u00e4n Matrixin-reik\u00e4\u00e4n.
\nThe End. #<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lyhyt vas\u00adtaus: Tri\u00adni\u00adty. Hie\u00adman pitem\u00adpi vas\u00adtaus: Neon ja Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn rak\u00adkaus\u00adta\u00adri\u00adna. Vie\u00adl\u00e4 hie\u00adman pitem\u00adpi vas\u00adtaus: Neon ja Tri\u00adni\u00adtyn rak\u00adkaus\u00adta\u00adri\u00adna oli t\u00e4y\u00adsin p\u00e4\u00e4l\u00adle\u00adlii\u00admat\u00adtu ja tur\u00adha kuvio jo ykk\u00f6s\u00adosas\u00adsa, joka sit\u00e4 lukuu\u00adnot\u00adta\u00admat\u00adta oli mai\u00adnio. Jos\u00adtain kes\u00adki\u00adver\u00adtoa \u00e4lyk\u00adk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00adm\u00e4n\u00adkin ihmi\u00adsen j\u00e4r\u00adjel\u00adl\u00e4 k\u00e4sit\u00adt\u00e4\u00adm\u00e4t\u00adt\u00f6\u00adm\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 syys\u00adt\u00e4 juu\u00adri t\u00e4s\u00adt\u00e4 tur\u00adhas\u00adta sivu\u00adjuo\u00adnes\u00adta p\u00e4\u00e4\u00adtet\u00adtiin teh\u00add\u00e4 jat\u00ad\u00adko-osien kan\u00adta\u00adva tee\u00adma. Kan\u00adta\u00adva tee\u00adma, hel\u00advet\u00adti! Pas\u00adkas\u00adta sivu\u00adjuo\u00adnes\u00adta. Mit\u00e4 oli\u00adsi voitu [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11444],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merkinnat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mummila.net\/marginaali\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}