If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh.
— not gf material (@CVTBaby) January 4, 2016
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2016-01-03 @ 22.18.33 ∈ In English
When I wake up with those creases in my face, I pretend I got into a knife fight years ago.
— Rev. Dr. Thurl H. Ravenscrof (@2tickytacky) December 29, 2015
2016-01-03 @ 12.13.49 ∈ In English
2015-12-30 @ 15.24.54 ∈ In English
Kun salongissa törmää erikoisalojen asiantuntijoihin. #musil #fokalisointi #himphamppurin #säkäväkäpimaus pic.twitter.com/6e3836qDwt
— Jussi Og (@JussiOg) December 30, 2015
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2015-12-24 @ 23.43.26 ∈ In English
2015-12-22 @ 20.09.56 ∈ In English
2015-12-19 @ 10.55.16 ∈ In English
2015-12-17 @ 8.45.47 ∈ In English
Darth: Luke, help me take this mask off.
L: But… I'm afraid… you'll die.
D: [gasping for breath] Hello 'I'm afraid you'll die', I'm Darth.
— Ollie Garch: Redux (@ojedge) June 14, 2015





