I just got back from the airport and let me tell you, that duty-free fad is bullshit. Most people aren't actually allergic to duty

— Orteil (@Orteil42) January 14, 2016

You enter con. There are many unusual things.
$>stare
You find best furry ever pic.twitter.com/EYK0kOSSAP

— Infocom StarStryder (@starstryder8bit) January 16, 2016

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh.

— not gf material (@CVTBaby) January 4, 2016

When I wake up with those creases in my face, I pretend I got into a knife fight years ago.

— Rev. Dr. Thurl H. Ravenscrof (@2tickytacky) December 29, 2015

Kun salongissa törmää erikoisalojen asiantuntijoihin. #musil #fokalisointi #himphamppurin #säkäväkäpimaus pic.twitter.com/6e3836qDwt

— Jussi Og (@JussiOg) December 30, 2015

(Comment thread in English… sort of.)

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